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[–]sn34kypete 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, you waited a whole 2 weeks to repost this:

redd.it/hr7c8

And it's still not funny.

[–]rwgordon 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he hadn't already posted it, but i see what you mean. Hard to believe there's ANYONE who hasn't seen this yet.

[–]thejesse[S] 0 points1 point ago

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well i saw it on a friend's facebook uploaded via mobile. i assumed they saw the dog somewhere. i even asked them if i could use the picture elsewhere. so fuck me, eh?

[–]apaisley1 1 point2 points ago

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I'm charmed.

[–]chase_the_dragon 1 point2 points ago

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Does it bother no one else that there may now be dog feces on that stool?

[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

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I used to hang out at a bar where they had some coolers behind the bar at floor level where they kept some of their bottled beers. There was a guy who went there all the time, had a small dog with him a lot... looked similar to a jackrussell terrier (sp?), but I'm not sure of the breed.

Anyways, the dog would sit next to him at an empty bar stool, and he would tell the dog "get me a beer!". The dog would jump down off the stool, run around behind the bar, nose open the sliding glass door of the cooler, grab a beer, close the slider, then come back around and hop up on the stool, placing the beer upright on the bar.

Coolest bar trick ever!

[–]RalphiesBoogers 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ardeet 0 points1 point ago

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Another Dogbolter thanks mate.

[–]macness234 0 points1 point ago

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That hangover's gonna be ruff.

[–]Shazoola 0 points1 point ago

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His master has taught him all he needs to know.

[–]choppadave8999 -1 points0 points ago

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Wrong sir he's going to teach us to play poker.

[–]leroy_jenkinsssss -1 points0 points ago

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Not as funny the 100th time. Downvote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!