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[–]appropriate-username 37 points38 points ago

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[NSFL]

[–]el_leprechauno -1 points0 points ago

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this really needs to be higher

[–]sanssomnia72 89 points90 points ago

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You can expect a letter from my penis's lawyer soon. He'll be suing you for unemployment, due to his inability to EVER FUCKING WORK AGAIN.

[–]NeuralNet 2 points3 points ago

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Call the Hurtline: We. Mean. Business.

[–]enderxeno 0 points1 point ago

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Hurt in a car? Call something metar! 444 4444!

[–]Vincent133 51 points52 points ago

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[–]EcologicPath15 16 points17 points ago

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I'm ashamed that I already knew what comic you were referring to. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Dr_Fix 4 points5 points ago

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weird. i eagerly look forward to each sunday, cos i know there'll be a new comic up!

[–]valkyrio 0 points1 point ago

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You really shouldn't.

At first I decided to ignore this comic because I figured it was tits with some cheap jokes thrown in, but some of it is genuinely funny.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Im ashamed he could link it before I did.

[–]69EaRtH_DeStRoYeR69[S] 13 points14 points ago

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Wat

[–]worldsgreatestgranpa 4 points5 points ago

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I don't even need to click the link...

[–]misfitx 3 points4 points ago

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Yes. Yes, you do. This comic is genius.

[–]Meldivius 1 point2 points ago

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You've just started me on an Oglaf marathon. Thank you.

[–]littlebitofevrything 0 points1 point ago

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Second time I've seen a 'related oglaf' comment today. The internet seems to be even more dirty-minded than usual today.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I will never be able to unsee this :(

[–]dirty530 18 points19 points ago

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EYE BLEACH FUCKING RIGHT NOWWWWWW http://eyebleach.com/

[–]Hellrazor236 4 points5 points ago

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Eye bleach to the rescue again!

Whoever made this website needs a fucking Nobel Peace prize!

[–]wilc8650 0 points1 point ago

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F5, F5, F5, F5.........

[–]sanssomnia72 -1 points0 points ago

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Never seen this site before. Thank you so much for restoring my fapping abilities.

[–]wrecker14 -1 points0 points ago

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wow that actually helped.

[–]fuzztone 17 points18 points ago

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God DAMN, I hate the Internet.

[–]hardmode 15 points16 points ago

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This objectifies spiders.

[–]Dragonator 15 points16 points ago

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WOW. You've got to respect that dude as an actor and a man if he could keep it up even with THAT scene.

[–]libertyh 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks Viagra!

[–]mephaskapholies 6 points7 points ago

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this is the most terrifying thing i have ever seen in my entire life

[–]Xden_Inferno 6 points7 points ago

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Fucking. Nightmares. Forever.

[–]oh_penguin 7 points8 points ago

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Could someone describe what's going on here for those of us who are at work?

[–]fuzztone 12 points13 points ago

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No. Don't even ask. Walk away. Just forget you ever saw this thread.

[–]Greywyne 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously! I'm dying out of curiosity but will probably literally die if I look!

[–]Hellrazor236 6 points7 points ago

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Drop it and leave it alone.

[–]purplefistmixer 1 point2 points ago

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It's porn wherein the girl is slightly dressed up as a creepy-looking spider. I don't get why everyone is so grossed out.

[–]Greywyne -1 points0 points ago

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oh... I've seen that before, you're right it's decidedly vanilla compared to the rest of the internet. Thanks anyway!

[–]YezzirDoodles 5 points6 points ago

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IT BURNS

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Someone gave me a link to that video some time ago.

Spider Porn

Obviously NSFW, potentially NSFL

[–]MIM86 1 point2 points ago

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Its so wrong that I was looking for this and watched it.

I'd feel more ashamed but it genuinely wasn't that bad.

[–]Retreaux 3 points4 points ago

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I just gouged out my own eyes.

I don't know how I typed this.

[–]theblumeanie 4 points5 points ago

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At some point things are so NSFL I feel it's my reddit duty to downvote just to prevent others from suffering the same horror.

[–]GoDETLions 3 points4 points ago

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NOPE

[–]ILiketurtles666 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE.AVI

[–]RageKage 4 points5 points ago

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Anyone else come in here to check out the comments to decide whether or not to click?

Yea, so not looking at whatever hides behind that link...

[–]purplefistmixer 1 point2 points ago

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It's fine. People are weird.

[–]notBrit 2 points3 points ago

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It's weird. People are fine.

[–]nerdydamehadanaxe 1 point2 points ago

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RES doesn't help shudder

[–]Pekin 2 points3 points ago

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Me and my damned curiosity. My stomach feels weird.

[–]chem_monkey 1 point2 points ago

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No matter how many times I see this, it never feels any less horrifying.

[–]iamdrake88 1 point2 points ago

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nice to see that Rule 34 is still in effect

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

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... but horrible to see how far it has been taken!

[–]plime 1 point2 points ago

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Rule #34 :(

[–]potat0 1 point2 points ago

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Well normally for spiders I would say get the flamethrower but for this, NUKE IT FROM ORBIT.

[–]bezitazita 1 point2 points ago

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WHY DID I CLICK THAT!?

[–]vladoman 1 point2 points ago

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This is also very related - Obviously NSFW

[–]JimmyMarshall 0 points1 point ago

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I've known about this for years and have NEVER been able to find it's origin, even with all my powers of google-fu. I want to find it so bad...

[–]Stovek 0 points1 point ago

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You just made me lol. So I had a female friend in college who said she watched porn with her boyfriend because she thought it was hilarious. She mentioned pterodactyl porn being the funniest thing she'd seen, but I'd never looked it up before. Different strokes for different folks, as they say.

[–]metal-head 1 point2 points ago

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this is the most disturbing thing i have seen in a long time

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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New rule: If you've seen it before, go to bed.

I need the sleep anyway.

[–]Dawg4Life 1 point2 points ago

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Guys, don't waste your time. This is not real spider porn, "she" only has four eyes!

[–]STUN_Runner 1 point2 points ago

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You know, that is a really inaccurate portrayal of how spiders mate.

[–]wankyourworriesaway 1 point2 points ago

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you should write them a letter.

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

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I will as soon as I'm done masturbating to it.

[–]timoleon 1 point2 points ago

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Just how much accuracy do you expect from spider porn:

  • the male being killed and eaten afterwards?

[–]temper82 1 point2 points ago

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that makes me want to cry

[–]Epic_baconnage 1 point2 points ago

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Urgh, see? Now I require a link.

[–]DrPharmy 1 point2 points ago

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This image gets posted atleast once a month here.

[–]Fishfisherton 0 points1 point ago

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a month is overstating it, this picture probably comes up semi-weekly, sometimes not getting as many votes but what the fuck it keeps coming back

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Came in here just to say this. I call shenanigans, someone is karma whoring and trying to claim they googled it. Even if truthful, it would be way more appropriate to keep it in the thread.

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[–]C_IsForCookie 0 points1 point ago

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1:32 - Female Sean Connery

Also, if I'm not mistaken, your friend's last name is Cox. Pretty appropriate considering the type of film it was.

[–]pandabubblepants 0 points1 point ago

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Great now i have to buy a new keyboard. Mine smells like puke.

[–]tehimpact 0 points1 point ago

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Hm. I guess I'm never sleeping again.

[–]malevolent__frog 0 points1 point ago

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well that means my day is ruined time to wash eyes

[–]PlumberODeth 0 points1 point ago

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So, does she kill him and eat him afterward?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like she tried to get a head start on that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i wish this was only the first time i've seen that. i really do

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]solitaryman098 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus H Christ someone save us

[–]demos92 0 points1 point ago

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I'm scar for life now...

[–]2pacsofgum 0 points1 point ago

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And from that day, he never fapped again...

[–]HMARS 0 points1 point ago

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MY EYES WHY DO THEY BLEED

[–]galo404 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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WTF... WTF... WTF??

[–]lemoncholly 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for the sake of eyes that have not been laid upon this monstrosity

[–]OzzymonDios 0 points1 point ago

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WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING REPOSTED

[–]eyesetothesun 0 points1 point ago

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well i think i'm done fapping for the year

[–]jjsullivan5196 0 points1 point ago

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I stopped breathing, then took a great breath of life as soon as I hit the return button.

[–]worshipthis 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL please! That will be difficult to unsee

[–]hookgab 0 points1 point ago

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....

should have been "not suited for EVERYTHING"

[–]Ariafel 0 points1 point ago

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I forgot to open it incognito :(

[–]uchi 0 points1 point ago

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Why does the spider chick have lipstick on

[–]BigCookieMonster 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!???!?! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

[–]r66th7 0 points1 point ago

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Oglaf marathon begins.

[–]The_Director 0 points1 point ago

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I have never closed a tab so fast in my life.

[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point ago

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one might think from my username that i am okay with this, but really, not so much.

[–]g_e_r_b 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot. Be. Unseen.

[–]boyerta 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I browse the WTF subreddit? Lol

[–]oblastmasch 0 points1 point ago*

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SPIDER CUNT

SPIDER CUNT

Does whatever a SPIDER CUNT does

Can she swing

From a web

No she cant

She's a cunt

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!

She is a SPIDER CUNT!!

edit: overlooked one pig edit

[–]skitz1o1 0 points1 point ago

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What have we become?!

[–]Alexxandros 0 points1 point ago

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Rule 34 strikes again.

[–]Talthyren -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh god i faped and came so hard