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[–]CountExile 12 points13 points ago

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This is harder to wank over than it looks

[–]hungee 8 points9 points ago

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Challenge Accepted

[–]CountExile 1 point2 points ago

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Race you starting frrrrooooooooooom...... NOW

[–]Ip_man 0 points1 point ago

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I...I would have sex with it.

[–]CommunistAccounts 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I really expected this to be OP's picture with your semen on it.

[–]CommunistAccounts 1 point2 points ago

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Are you... are you... disappointed?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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;)

[–]CountExile 1 point2 points ago

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Communists don't wank?

[–]BWCsemaJ 2 points3 points ago

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That was pretty creppy... Good job ;D

[–]Mipsylicious 2 points3 points ago

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[–]changeisbest 1 point2 points ago

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WHY

[–]drained6794 1 point2 points ago

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oh good god why

[–]CivilBot 1 point2 points ago

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Retracted into my body, my penis

[–]iMau5 1 point2 points ago

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I actually jumped back a little bit :/

[–]satanscrotum 1 point2 points ago

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Wow... this belongs in r/wtf

[–]SuddenlyRaptors 0 points1 point ago

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Ravers Suck.

[–]ctjwa 0 points1 point ago

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Unintentional vag shot?

[–]SpacemanGrey 0 points1 point ago

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She is really hot.

[–]Vannostrum 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I'd eat that. The burger I mean. Or maybe both.....yeah....yeah both.

[–]h_president 0 points1 point ago

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I am so confused ?!

[–]kyothine 0 points1 point ago

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My age identification device is failing. She looks like she's twelve?

[–]a_gentle_beast -4 points-3 points ago

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... Saw this about 5 years ago?... You posting this is like my grandma posting about the dancing cgi baby on facebook.

[–]mith167 0 points1 point ago

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use the downvote and hide button instead of being a sour twat ಠ_ಠ