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The correct way to order breakfast (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by stranger_with_candy
[–]DipsomaniacDawg 439 points440 points441 points 1 year ago
"I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food"
[–]thisheartsonfire 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
"I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed."
[–]MtHammer 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
When I walked in this morning and I saw that the flag was at half mast, I thought, "All right, another bureaucrat ate it!" And then I saw it was Lil’ Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.
When I walked in this morning and I saw that the flag was at half mast, I thought, "All right, another bureaucrat ate it!"
And then I saw it was Lil’ Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.
[–]Ctrl-F-Guy 173 points174 points175 points 1 year ago
"You had me at meat tornado."
[–]Look_Sexual_Innuendo 78 points79 points80 points 1 year ago
meat tornado
[–]DrTornado 74 points75 points76 points 1 year ago
Doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist on that one.
[–]guinness_blaine 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
It's not exactly brain surgery, is it?
[–]osirisx11 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
if anyone else is glancing over this and doesn't know of Mitchell and Webb: It is awesome sketch comedy. Give it a try.
[–]trident042 46 points47 points48 points 1 year ago
Or a doctor, you hypocrite.
[–]ImAJerk 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
No, it takes a novelty account user
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Did someone say meat?
[–]twister6284 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago*
:-S
I'm outta this thread before anyone gets any ideas.
[–]rational1212 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
[–]MetaphorFists 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
SMOKE YOU
[–]fishinthesky 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
and lil sebastian.
[–]OpinionGenerator 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
RIP
[–]Frank5 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Great Season Finale
[–]dondrapist 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
SPOILER THAT SHIT!
[–]redtopfiend 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It was weeks ago on a ota station. Get over yourself.
[–]Tobislu 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Relevant
[–]zanina 40 points41 points42 points 1 year ago
ron swanson is my soulmate
[–]correctBatman 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Is this a quote from Parks and Rec? I like it.
[–]oldseacaptain 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
[–]CharlesDeGaulle 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago*
"Freaking" as Knope* likes to put it
*Edit: Thanks jampony
[–]jampony 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
*Knope
[–]correctBatman 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Thanks, I have to properly quote it on facebook.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Shoulda taken a picture...
[–]Pravusmentis 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I don't actually know the woman in this picture frame, but I bought it because she was cooking bacon in the picture.
[–]distortedtheory 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
"I've cried twice in my life, once when I was 7, and I was hit by a school bus, & then again when I heard that Little Sebastian had passed."
[–]stuipd 78 points79 points80 points 1 year ago
Enjoy this convenient video form!
[–]Conde_Nasty 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
That's classic. I can't tell you how many steaks I've seen at diners where asking "why would you call it that on your menu?" would be appropriate.
[–]SolarEyes8 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I can't thank you enough.
[–]daveysprocks 46 points47 points48 points 1 year ago
Leslie: What’d you bring?
Chris: I was in charge of the cake. To be fair, it’s not a cake so much as it is a vegetable loaf. You got your mushrooms, your alfalfa sprouts, your spinach, and I had it sweetened with fruit reduction.
Ron: But did they ask you to bring a vegetable loaf or a cake?
Chris: No, a cake, but this is so much healthier.
Ron: So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake.
Best Ron Swanson line, IMO.
[–]JimHeine 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
"Ron, take a walk."
[–]TheDownvoteDefender 68 points69 points70 points 1 year ago
Another great Swanson moment.
[–]nicksauce 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
Never heard of this show before. This clip has convinced me to start watching it.
[–]TheDownvoteDefender 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
Well worth checking out. The first season is generally considered pretty weak and you can tell they're still trying to find their voice, but if you stick it out for the second and third season you're in for some fantastic television.
[–]amoore12 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Totally agree about season one, but I still think 2 and 3 are better if you see 1 first.
[–]parradise21 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
After this thread and watching several of this guy's clips on youtube, I may just give it another shot! I watched the season premier and a few episodes and just couldn't get into it.
[–]oniraikou 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I'm with you. I almost quit watching it, but damn am I glad I kept going. If you like The Office, you'll find Parks and Rec is actually funnier than The Office is at the moment. One of my favorite shows.
[–]ArecBardwin 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The first season is generally considered pretty weak...but if you stick it out for the second and third season you're in for some fantastic television
I occasionally watched some episodes during the first season and considered it a mediocre version of The Office. The newer episodes are very strong, though. One of the best comedies on TV right now.
[–]stega_megasaurus 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
After Jim and Pam married, the Office should have ended. Parks and Rec has put on much more interesting and funny episodes (if you skip some of the recent romance between Ben and Leslie. I can't watch that guy as anything other than the sleazy Sports Agent from East Bound and Down). It has fewer and higher quality characters, and doesn't rely on gags to move the plot.
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[–]LoopyChew 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Wasn't that the first episode of the second season?
[–]jerry111 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
y'know what, just start with the second season.
[–]CSharpSauce 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK JERRY
[–]jerry111 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
For my murinal, I was inspired by the death of my grandma.
[–]bfogarty27 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
watch season 1, there's enough character development and a few funny moments. but yes 2 and 3 are streets ahead
[–]Briscotti 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Why? It's like six episodes long.
[–]mummerlimn 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I think this demonstrates another aspect of Swansons personality quite well.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Apparently, he was modeled after a Libertarian that a writer knew who worked in local government
[–]fierytortoise 104 points105 points106 points 1 year ago
Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.
[–]electrolemon 59 points60 points61 points 1 year ago
ARE THE SCISSORS BROKEN AT YOUR HOUSE SON
[–]sa_neasy 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Skim milk. It's on there twice. Avoid it.
[–]Geno098 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
And when Lil Sebastian dies.
[–]rbreeze 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Also: when you're struck by a bus at age 7 and at Li'l Sebastian's funeral.
[–]ShowMeUrrGenitals 130 points131 points132 points 1 year ago
Relevant gif
[–]mrmackdaddy 72 points73 points74 points 1 year ago
That smile at the end ... I love you Ron Swanson.
[–]awall528 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
I love him more. He is the reason I watch parks
[–]mtlaw13 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Everybody always shitting on Jerry is funny as hell too. Jerry is to Parks as Meg is to FG
But yea Ron Swanson kicks ass.
[–]P00pSh00tr 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
How about Kyle? Even Jerry shits on that guy.
[–]MrHorseWithNoName 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Shut up Kyle and quit being so pretentious.
[–]whenmattsattack 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
FUCK YOU! I LOVE HIM MOST!!!
[–]awall528 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!!
[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The smile really tied the room together.
[–]capnmidnite 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Tom, pull up a plate - this buffet is unstoppable.
[–]reactionGIF 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Relevant relevant gif
[–]Ron-Swanson 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I'm starving. I only had one breakfast.
[–]Mr_Repair_man_man_ 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I'll just put this here.
[–]mynameisdave 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Cool All That reference, bro.
[–]MANTIS_POWER 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
god that is a fucking bueaaaaaauuuuutiful bacon
[–]omnipotant 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
yes son... it certainly is.
[–]skitztobotch 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
THANKS RON!
[–]crantastic 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
This might be the best gif ever made ever
[–]mattmentecky 93 points94 points95 points 1 year ago
I present, the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness:
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110120/park-recs-pyramid_1500.jpg
[–]bernardolv 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
And here's the youtube clip
[–]munchybot 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I think I'm going to have to start watching this show.
[–]ours 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
You should but be aware that during the first few episodes the show seems to be looking for it's thing so it isn't as hilarious initially.
[–]benpatient 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
It's true. The whole "pit" concept isn't the best, but there are hilarious moments interspersed. Then after they finish with the "pit", things really take off from there. It's weird, because we liked the show, but it was in 2nd or 3rd place for NBC comedies for us, and then they lost the main driving plot of the show (the pit) and we thought...what are they going to do now? how can this show keep going?
And boy, were we wrong. This thing has really gotten its legs over the last 2 seasons, and I will say that this year has been much, much funnier than either The Office (not hard) or 30 Rock.
It's the funniest show on TV.
[–]chafe 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Second only to Community.
[–]philote 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
This is now my desktop back ground, thank you.
[–]DeaconBlues 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Old Wooden Sailing Ships...
They're beautiful.
[–]Sleepysloth 180 points181 points182 points 1 year ago
"It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on the taxpayers teat until they have sore, chapped nipples" hahahah the greatest
"I'm gonna need a better metaphor to give this 9-year old."
[–]hanpan004 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
Why does government matter?
Ron Swanson would like to teach all, "It doesn't."
[–]oracle2b 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
When I saw that was all the little girl had written for her assignment, In a fit of laughter I fell out of my chair.
[–]Ron-Swanson 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
With current and projected deficits, we need to cut expenditures by 32%.
Let's make it an even 40.
Oh, that's not necessary.
Slash it! Slash it!
[–]rbreeze 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Uh-oh, capital gains tax.
[–]GuruCam 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago*
"Its a turkey leg wrapped in Bacon. They call it the Swanson."
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk127/zzwanderer/ron-swanson.jpg?t=1306717870
[–]odriscs 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
Really he's the main reason to watch Parks and Recreation, what a guy!
[–]electrolemon 80 points81 points82 points 1 year ago*
Between Ron Swanson, Tom Haverford, DJ Roomba, and Andy Dwyer, I've got plenty of reasons to watch that show.
"I filled one of these balloons with poisonous gas, so if you pop it, you'll die."
"No, April, we'd all die. Gases fill the volume of the container they're in. School."
[–]itchylot 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
No love for Jean-Ralphio?
[–]electrolemon 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago*
HOW COULD I FORGET JEAN-RALPHIO?!
"K to the N to the O-P-E, she's the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee, Indiana"
"Why didn't you stop at Pawnee?"
Goddamn, I have mad love for every single character on that show. None of them are dispensable to me.
[–]scottishfinn 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
"Swingers? Or Crashers?"
"Fred Claus."
[–]JohnGalt2010 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Oh my god, that line from coming from Andy damn near killed me.
[–]jayme0227 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
Really, I think Ron Swanson, in a vacuum, would be a terrible character. But the way that all of the characters balance each other so well in that show is just fantastic. He is one of my favorites, but then again, picking a favorite from that show is like trying to pick out my favorite instrument in a great symphony.
[–]YesNoMaybe 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Easy choice. The oboe.
[–][deleted] 102 points103 points104 points 1 year ago
Aubrey Plaza <3
[–]kidintheshadows 100 points101 points102 points 1 year ago
Rashida Jones :3
[–]meean 40 points41 points42 points 1 year ago
WHAT ABOUT CHRIS TRAEGER!?!
"Women's razors work better. For whatever reason men's razor technology hasn't figured out a way to properly contour the shin bone."
[–]ddrt 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
Aziz? really no one likes aziz?
[–]giunta13 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
I still submit suggestions and visit TomHaverfoods.com everyday.
[–]fleelix 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
TIL this exists. Thank you.
[–]giunta13 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I will half pat my back on the shoulder for "Jello-O is Jiggle Jam." I suggested Jiggle Water, but Jiggle Jam is excellent.
[–]elerner 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Oh my god, this website somehow exceeded my very high expectations.
[–]Awesomeade 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Every character on the show is brilliant.
[–]radient 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
You know what, the whole cast is fantastic. Even the secondary recurring roles are hilarious.
[–]kidintheshadows 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Meh. Ron is still the best and Ann is cute to look at. :3
[–]athennna 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Aziz Ansari ;)
[–]giveitawaynow 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Seriously, she's like a real hipster but in a completely sexy way (at least in the show).. words cannot describe the ways I want to bone her.
[–]ENKC 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'm fairly sure words could.
[–]supremespleen 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I love her.
[–]tanplusblue 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Leslie is the main reason to watch and rewatch Parks and Rec. That woman is like Jesus in her selflessness and dedication to public works. All hail the divine Knope, leader of manchildren, deliverer of fun and recreation, and lord of the hunt.
[–]ENKC 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I'll admit it's nice to see a positive and well meaning character on a comedy for a change.
[–]saayed 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Wrong. Jean-Ralphio
[–]joedrew 62 points63 points64 points 1 year ago
Ron Swanson is one of the best things about Parks and Re. I cannot get enough of him.
I was so happy the day I found the tumblr blog Cats that look like Ron Swanson.
[–]KillEmAll83 66 points67 points68 points 1 year ago
I literally cannot get enough of him.
FTFY
[–]kuphinit 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
My body is a microchip. A grain of sand could literally kill me.
[–]Dunbeezy 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
I vomited somewhere in this room, I don’t remember where, though. Wait. You might want to check that drawer.
[–]kuphinit 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
STOP. POOPING.
[–]ddrt 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Rob Lowe needs to stay on that show.
[–]rbreeze 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Death is inescapable.
Ron Swanson is Garfield.
[–]ArbysMachtFries 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Oh so that's Garfield
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
SNAKE JUICE!
[–]imdwalrus 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. Son, you should know that my recommendation is essentially a guarantee.
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/tumblr_ll44u06MGa1qzua91o1_500.gif
[–]GifForEveryOccasion 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/xA7U2.gif
[–]derbearlaserbeam 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
This man is a king of men.
[–]GifForEveryOccasion 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
http://i56.tinypic.com/jjaeet.gif
[–]Conde_Nasty 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
He's had enough snake juice to kill an entire city. And yet it actually functions like caffeine for him.
[–]night_owl 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
he would be a good representative caricature for /r/economics
[–]MrButterfield 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Ron Swanson, he'll show the turkey burger who's boss.
[–]Ctrl-F-Guy 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
"It's a hamburger made out of meat on a bun with nothing. Add ketchup if you want I couldn't care less."
[–]mtlaw13 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I like his points to ron
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Hi im the mod at /r/PandR come check the parks and rec subreddit out
[–]amazingmaximo 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
My god, I never laughed harder than I have at that line (well, except for arrested development). My mom just sat there poker face and said "now why is that funny?" I'm like bitch, learn to comedy.
[–]KillEmAll83 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
Your mom is like my girlfriend. She watches Jersey Shore and 16 and Pregnant, but when I show her Community or Parks & Rec she pokerfaces through it.
Accepting applications for new girlfriend.
How would you say Community holds up against It's always sunny/parks?
[–]Rodeopants 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
They're very different types of comedy. I don't laugh out loud as much at Community as I do Parks or Always Sunny, but the show does things most other comedies are afraid of. The best example of this was the the My Dinner with Andre/Pulp Fiction episode of Community, which was a near perfect display of Abed's character as well as an entertaining bit of comedy. Simply put most shows don't attempt in a season the boundaries Community pushes with almost every episode.
[–]coollettuce 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Well.
[–]Windexdjd 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago*
Reminds me of Rube from Dead Like Me.
Edit: This was the scene I was thinking of. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTIC6ihxNLc&feature=player_embedded#at=100
[–]endlive 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
"the fuck is a german muffin?"
[–]JimHeine 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago*
You don't understand. He was under a moment of great duress; His favorite restaurant was boarded up like a cheap warehouse, Chris tried to feed him mushrooms and now this chef tried to serve him a pathetic excuse for a steak. He has taken a huge hit to his essential Swanson-ness, and now he needs to refuel the only way Ron Swanson can: a nutritious breakfast.
On an unrelated noted, I'd like to thank you for posting this. There are so many great shows on the air like Parks and Recreation that deserve our support and attention but every redditor would rather continue stroking old cancelled chestnuts like Arrested Development or Firefly
[–]funcrusherplus 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Holy shit sir have more upvotes. No one has more perfectly articulated the hilarity of this scene quite like you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thoguht this.
[–]zyzzogeton 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse, the best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I've ever eaten there.
What happened to the steaks that were in there when they closed? Do you think they were eaten?
[–]zyzzogeton 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I call it Turf and Turf
[–]Radioactiveness 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
"Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor."
[–]jayhat 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
This is how I felt when I saw this post - http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/tumblr_ll44u06MGa1qzua91o1_500.gif
[–]nejdu 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
How I felt.
[–]MustStopMasturbating 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
"What do you want for breakfast?"
Bacon and eggs, dear.
"What was that?"
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!!
[–]culdesaclamort 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
FUCK SALT
[–]Dunbeezy 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
You had me at "Meat Tornado".
[–]ddrt 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I've been waiting a loooooooooooooong time for a good Parks and Recreation thread. This show doesn't get enough recognition for how funny it is.
[–]Shiggityx2 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Two eggs, rack em, fuck the pig and fuck the toast! Waxlips, stupid, wake up the monkey and show him a dollar. Shave my back and slap my sister..and biscuits and gravy.
[–]pantiekeys 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
RON SWANSON FOR PRESIDENT
[–]rallion 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
He would veto everything.
[–]tekende 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Exactly.
[–]ChuckMeager 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces
[–]Rgr_Dgr 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
It's Ron-fucking-Swanson.
[–]KevinMichaelMichael 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Does reddit know Ron Swanson = Nick Offerman = Master Woodworker?
Rad canoe
[–]heroinahood 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
This was actually at a 24/7 diner after he found out his favorite steakhouse was shut down. He had been planning for a fine dinner and had starved himself beforehand; only to be knocked down by the disappointment. After that he wandered around, like a broken man, until he found this diner.
[–]Geno098 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Ron fuckin Swanson
[–]jayhat 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
The Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness > *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIZ4ckmd9-I
[–]awesometakespractice 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
ron fucking swanson.
[–]kirkip 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
calling all parks fans... is there a subreddit? if not, why??
[–]DoShek 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
r/PandR
[–]SteveAM1 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/pandr
Not a very good subreddit name, as it's hard to find.
[–]Rounddance 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
What show is this? I cannot remember the name. Any help would be nice thanks.
parks and recreation
[–]nigel45 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
here's 45 mins of Ron Swanson's greatness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udE72__rKDU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VqhuKyqFTw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYMY_2m8KPs&feature=related
[–]frozenturkey 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
And he wasn't even ordering breakfast when he said that.
[–]Ericzzz 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I went through the comments in this thread, and I upvoted literally every single one of them talking about Parks. That show brings me more joy than anything else in the world.
[–]thatsnotthemike 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Ron. Motherfucking. Swanson
[–]robertolycus 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Bacons makes the internets work.
[–]wildtabeast 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
~~ A series of tubes~~
A series of crunchy, tasty, strips.
[–]discontinuuity 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
A series of clogged arteries.
[–]wildtabeast 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I dunno about you, but I would never even consider eating the internet. What would I do with out it?
[–]vammirato 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
relevant - his pyramid of greatness http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/video/the-swanson-pyramid-of-greatness/1271826/
[–]wheelinthesky 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I've never even watched this show but I still agree wholly with this pyramid. I guess I'll have to throw this on my list of shows to see.
[–]isaaciaggard 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Start w/season 2.
TIL I can't read the word "breakfast" without immediately thinking of Ron Swanson.
[–]onecharmingschmuck 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Replace eggs with more bacon and it's even better!
Fuck that. Gimme all your bacon and maple syrup. You'll know when I'm done after i start rolling on the floor clutching my chest.
[–]PoppaGriff 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Ron-fucking-Swanson is the man.
[–]i_eversaw 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Ron Swanson the burn victim
[–]iSmokeTheXS 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
TIL'd of Ron Swanson. Now to go look up this show so I can start watching is.
I got my first job when I was nine. Child labor laws are ruining this country.
[–]Geno098 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The correct way to work a desk
[–]sitsitsitonyou 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
ron swanson is the love of my life
[–]ghostbackwards 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I just brought this scene up to some friends tonight.
[–]g0dard 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
long ass rice relevant
[–]Bubblessss 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
AMA Request: Nick Offerman? :)
[–]WasteofInk 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Sounds like someone straight out of /r/keto.
God dammit somehow during the night I sleep-reddited and put this image as my phone's background.
Fan fucking tastic.
[–]kyew 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Who's the white Neil DeGrasse Tyson?
[–]sarahgee123 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
fucking Parks & Rec.. gotta love Ron Ron
[–]SlightFigureOfSpeech 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
My favorite quote from the whole series.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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