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[–]ameri-size 104 points105 points ago

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Do not fuck with Lannister women... it is known.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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It is known

[–]tophatduck 267 points268 points ago

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That's what happen when you live with 20 females.

[–][deleted] 148 points149 points ago

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More like that's what happens when you quasi-rape 20 females with your barbed penis.

Ouch

[–]SomeSeriousStuff 241 points242 points ago

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Hence the facial expression on the lioness here: http://imgur.com/QYBsY

[–]Hyperian 42 points43 points ago

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just what i was looking for, lion porn

[–]Seagull84 1 point2 points ago

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fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

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This made my day.

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[–]invictus248 5 points6 points ago

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that IS some serious stuff 0_0

[–]profsnuggles 5 points6 points ago

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Her facial expression reminded me of The Lion King

[–]Siofsi 66 points67 points ago

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"Upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may cause ovulation." JESUS.

[–]niceworkthere 4 points5 points ago

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[–]s-mores 35 points36 points ago

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And yet you don't find odd that humans have a mushroom-shaped penis to drag out competing sperm~

[–]Siofsi 38 points39 points ago

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Sperm Wars! :D Excellent book! I'm happy with the way the human penis is, it's lovely and has no spikes at all. Hurrah!

[–]pibbman 5 points6 points ago

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Humans used to have spiked penises though. It was in an article a few months back in Scientific American.

[–]Siofsi 11 points12 points ago

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Creepy - I heard somewhere that some kind of mite mates by drilling a hole into the females back. Then it heals over, and eggs happen, and babies happen, and the eat their way out. So glad we evolved penies and ginies. Much better than drilling.

[–]ThaddyG 15 points16 points ago

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Say it with me.

Vuh-Jai-Nuh

[–]Siofsi 8 points9 points ago

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Diabeetus?

[–]ThaddyG 7 points8 points ago

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Not in my vagina!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago*

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NOT TRUE! There have been like 3 front page posts about this exact misconception.

Edit: Here's a link: PZ Myers on Evolutionary Psychology

[–]elustran 6 points7 points ago

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details/references?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I've seen this linked to a few times - very good read by a great biologist.

PZ Myers on Evolutionary Psychology

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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they really are just elogated glands... not actual spikes

[–]insertAlias 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, it's really closer to "ribbed for her pleasure" rather than "scrape her vagina with a spiked penis".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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just look at a tigers tongue....for purrr pleasure

[–]Siofsi 1 point2 points ago

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Oooooh... well now, that's far less terrifying. Actually, that's the equivalent of a permanent "dotted for her pleasure" condom.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have something that could simulate such an effect. maybe we should try it out sometime....

[–]Isaac_Clarke_Is_Dead 7 points8 points ago

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CANNOT UNSEE

[–]Morbidgrass 2 points3 points ago

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Seems like a strange quote from Jesus.

[–]MortisGrati 23 points24 points ago

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And those same females do the majority of the hunting while the males sleep 20+ hours a day.

[–]IrishLuigi 27 points28 points ago

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BITCH GO GET ME A GAZELLE

[–]cowwhisperer 1 point2 points ago

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He don' make the rules.

[–]thetaprime 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah. These females really look like the victims here.

[–]Samus_ 4 points5 points ago

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doesn't seem to bother them...

the couple copulates twenty to forty times a day

sadist lioness :3

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[–]f3n2x 34 points35 points ago

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Masochist: beat me!

Sadist: no.

[–]Prom_STar 47 points48 points ago

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Solomon must really have been the most miserable man in history.

[–]sicinfit 31 points32 points ago

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Popular belief aside, Solomon was definitely NOT all up in that pussy as his number of wives and concubines suggests. Many of those girls were gifts or political wagers to establish a good relationship with the man. He was too busy being smart and filthy rich to enjoy his woman.

That's not to say, he definitely had the potential to shag a different hottie every single day.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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or every single hour of a single day

[–]sicinfit 2 points3 points ago

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I heard the man was well endowed as well! Living the American dream.

[–]dwaxe 28 points29 points ago

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Living the Ancient Israeli dream.

[–]ragamufin 20 points21 points ago

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living the dream of every man since the beginning of mankind

[–]sicinfit 6 points7 points ago

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An evolutionarily advantageous dream, might I add.

[–]CitizenPremier 5 points6 points ago

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That's also what happens when you eat their kids.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's WHY you eat their kids.

[–]trogdor1234 19 points20 points ago

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He gots 119 problems and a bitch is 20 of them.

[–]plainOldFool 1 point2 points ago

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Silly fanatical Muslim terrorists. You think 72 virgins is a reward?? Emasculation * 72 sounds more like a hellish punishment to me.

[–]EsquilaxHortensis -1 points0 points ago

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They aren't human virgins. It would be more accurate to call them angels.

[–]Hyperian 4 points5 points ago

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WoW players are humans too!

[–]frobischer 2 points3 points ago

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Or perhaps "white raisins"

[–]onionhammer 1 point2 points ago

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How do you know?

[–]EsquilaxHortensis 19 points20 points ago

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Houris

How do you know?

Because, unlike you, I looked into it.

[–]s-mores 1 point2 points ago

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Trojan houris?

[–]FeliciaMaria 26 points27 points ago

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3rd pic from the bottom. Is that a tongue or a small hand in the lion's mouth?

[–]Grifter113 38 points39 points ago

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It's his tongue

[–]borpo 85 points86 points ago

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From that article:

This is where the female flirts with the male and then repels his advances. This can go on for several hours or several days and is basically the way the female tests if the male is really interested in her, and has the stamina to keep up with her and if so she will allow him to mate with her.

That sounds familiar.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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That sounds familiar.

Its originally from a paper I did on night clubs.

[–]TheAughtSpectrum 10 points11 points ago

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Night cubs?

[–]OriginalStomper 6 points7 points ago

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Naw. You can't play Wrigley Field at night.

[–]dwaxe 1 point2 points ago

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PMS: Making men miserable since the beginning of time.

[–]GeneralKang 6 points7 points ago

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Males, not men. It's a mammal thing.

[–]FeliciaMaria 7 points8 points ago

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Damn. That's one hell of a tongue. Thanks for linking me the article. :)

[–]herpaderpaa 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else got a virus warning by clicking on this site? I have AV.

[–]LION-EYES 3 points4 points ago

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And when that woman also happens to be a lioness, the male who scorned her should really keep out of the way.

[–]steelystan 8 points9 points ago

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It's Silly Putty, he was chewing on it and she wants it to copy some comics from the Sunday paper.

[–]lucky12321 1 point2 points ago

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Its his Tongue

[–]chingao327 1 point2 points ago

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Dude just wanted a lick.... give a guy a break.

[–]Valiturus 61 points62 points ago

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Considering what the males do to prides, I understand the females' hostility.

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[–]aalabrash 106 points107 points ago

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH lion

[–]behenius 81 points82 points ago

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RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR REEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]david622 14 points15 points ago

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ROOOOOOOOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Presii 14 points15 points ago

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Does that look like a dog to you? ಠ_ಠ

[–]greedyiguana 8 points9 points ago

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RUH ROH

[–]bvanman 7 points8 points ago

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A lioness may mate with more than one male when she is in heat; during a mating bout, which could last several days, the couple copulates twenty to forty times a day and are likely to forgo eating.

[–]Slick1 2 points3 points ago

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This is beautiful

[–]gan12ohman 2 points3 points ago

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Feels good man

[–]thegreatbastage 5 points6 points ago

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No lioness in sight. I wonder why...

[–]Buckbeak69 1 point2 points ago

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OH GOD MAH BALLS

[–]regisfrost 56 points57 points ago

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Lions spend much of their time resting and are inactive for about 20 hours per day

TIL male lions are the unemployed of the animal kingdom

[–]sharp_dust 10 points11 points ago

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unemployed and more than likely stoned

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 11 points12 points ago

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And supported by his wives.

[–]gravehunterzero 10 points11 points ago

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Lions, the Mormans of Africa.

[–]cyclura 18 points19 points ago

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"Mormons of The Serengeti"

I'd watch it.

[–]luccache 46 points47 points ago

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Although lions can be active at any time, their activity generally peaks after dusk with a period of socializing, grooming, and defecating.

THEY'RE JUST LIKE PEOPLE

[–]cptncrnch 9 points10 points ago

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the male lion's penis has spines which point backwards. Upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may cause ovulation.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]brycedriesenga 11 points12 points ago

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Wait, you guys don't have that?

... MMMOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

[–]ydia 1 point2 points ago

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I like where this is going.

[–]JesusCock 13 points14 points ago

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.. the male lion's penis has spines which point backwards. Upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may cause ovulation.

I'd be angry too.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Can't they just...wait until the lioness is ovulating by herself?

I mean damn.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 3 points4 points ago

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They're not going to waste an egg if there's no chance of conception.

[–]puadxe 1 point2 points ago

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[–]isleshocky 17 points18 points ago

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The female is the bread winner.

[–]furstthrowaway 14 points15 points ago

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While the male sleeps, mates, and appears as the main character in children's movies.

[–]mens_libertina 1 point2 points ago

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The female brings home the bacon.

FTFY :)

[–]showbiz 10 points11 points ago

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These males probably just got done killing the females' cubs.

[–]belladonnadiorama 4 points5 points ago

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"Girl, he ain't no good for you!"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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their activity generally peaks after dusk with a period of socializing, grooming, and defecating.

Hey guys, I feel like taking a shit. Wanna come with?

[–]FiftySixer 47 points48 points ago

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Remember that the female lions are the ones who hunt and provide food for the pride, so maybe they've earned it.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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No, the reality is that is the lion equivalent of make me a sandwich woman.

[–]scottread1 9 points10 points ago

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This is understandable since the male lion probably challenged the old male lion. Killed it. Killed all of it's cubs (also her cubs), thus forcing her to have reluctant sex with him just to recuperate her losses.

Also, male lions don't help hunt, but they get first dibs whenever there's a fresh kill, and they eat the most.

You'd be pretty grumpy if your husband was like that.

[–]adaptordie2pointO 6 points7 points ago

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Nature is cruel. But so simple. If only I could slaughter the guy who stole my girlfriend and then proceed to rape her all night for the misery she and him has caused me. It would be so fucking satisfying. And so simple if I had claws and wouldn't be prosecuted.

[–]DrTom 6 points7 points ago

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...I think you might want to see someone about those feelings, sir.

[–]acerbicmom 91 points92 points ago

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10 bucks says she was protecting her cubs from him eating them.

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[–]Amesly 35 points36 points ago

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Male lions enter and kill the alpha male all the time, then hunt down and kill all the previous alpha's cubs. Happens fairly often. Then the females have to decide whether they'll fight and possibly die against a male 1.5-2x their size to save cubs with no hunting assistance or protection from then on, or if they'll let their cubs be killed.

In a pretty awesome BBC doc, the invading male killed the alpha male, and killed all the cubs of one of two mothers. The second mother took off running with her cubs. He chased her to the edge of their territory -- a huge desert. He then sat down, waiting for her to give up. The female looked at him, then turn and led her cubs straight into the desert. It was amazing.

[–]robertodeltoro 14 points15 points ago

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Link?

[–]PrivateMajor 5 points6 points ago

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Yea seriously...I need to see this.

[–]meean 3 points4 points ago

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Those cubs will grow up with hatred in their hearts and will come back to kill the asshole lion.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 6 points7 points ago

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Hallo! My name is Infelis Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[–]heavyeyes 1 point2 points ago

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damn you linK!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought all the lionesses did the hunting?

[–]rdfiii 1 point2 points ago

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"no hunting assistance" lolwut? Females do a majority of the hunting, alpha males show up for dinner.

[–]RedMage23 31 points32 points ago

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Well, he's a fucking lion. Excuse her for expecting a little ferocity.

[–]acerbicmom 11 points12 points ago

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What a tease!

[–]Raytracer 9 points10 points ago

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so this is no different from human females!

[–]benchmarke 0 points1 point ago

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I guarantee you at least some of the males shown in those pictures are not the dominant males. Some of them look a little small to be full-grown adults.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I remember a question on a multiple choice test in biology I took: Why does the male lion kill the cubs of a pride it seized? ... to increase its fitness, was the correct answer. I can only imagine how weird that sounds to people who don't know their biology.

[–]mondomaniatrics 21 points22 points ago

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Hey... you don't fuck with the gender that finds the food, raises the kids, and wards off the hyenas so your sorry, entitled ass can sleep all day and fuck.

[–]suddenlyreddit 12 points13 points ago

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tiptoes away from this thread very quietly

[–]PowderedToasty 12 points13 points ago

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This is actually lion foreplay. Lions spend about 30% of their lives f-ing, and they like it rough.

[–]catamount 12 points13 points ago

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TIL I am a lion.

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 1 point2 points ago

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He said do, not yearning for.

[–]Farisr9k 3 points4 points ago

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TIL I jelly of your life

[–]roulette6 2 points3 points ago

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Have you seen the way the males go buck on the females when they orgasm? Maybe they're embarrassed it only takes them 20 seconds to finish.

[–]baconstrip 2 points3 points ago*

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Oh lord, in that one photo it looks like the female's going to bite off the male's tongue.

edit: oops. bite

[–]THEMACGOD 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe this after he wanted to have sex - since their penises are barbed, that seems appropriate as a response.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]pdhismyhomeboy 2 points3 points ago

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The bruise? I... fell on a rock, yeah, I ran and fell into a rock.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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If you were fucked by a barbed penis all the time you would be pissed too.

[–]victore992 42 points43 points ago*

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Female lions are way more badass than males.

EDIT: Had no idea anyone would even see this, much less get so excited about it and break out the links lol

[–]definitelynotaspy 32 points33 points ago

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There's this weird misconception that all male lions do is lay around in the shade and be lazy; they don't. They defend the pride from hyenas, other lions, leopards, hunting dogs, etc. If it weren't for the male lions, the pride wouldn't be able to exist. Hyenas would over run the territory and kill all of the young off. They assist on hunts when the prey is too large for the females to handle alone. Male lions are almost unimaginably powerful and fearsome.

Here's one example which demonstrates the ability of a male lion to defend better than a lioness. Notice how he seeks out and kills the matriarch (which is the lead and most powerful hyena in a clan) both times.

Also, male lions leave their pride when they reach maturity and attempt to take over another pride from a weaker male lion. During their nomadic phase, they're fully capable of hunting for themselves.

The stereotype that male lions are these fat, lazy jerks who just lay around and don't help out is completely false. Males and females are both incredibly powerful and they're both skilled predators. Males neglect to participate in the hunt not because they're lazy or inept, but because they play a role in the pride that a lioness is incapable of playing1 .

  1. "A lioness often will attempt to defend her cubs fiercely from a usurping male, but such actions are rarely successful. He usually kills all of the existing cubs who are less than two years old." source

[–]novous 5 points6 points ago

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Holy shit, your post (and the video) just occupied 15 minutes of my life.

Thank you.

[–]bearmanwolf 2 points3 points ago

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TIL That male lions are awesome stay at home dads.

[–]silkforcalde 10 points11 points ago

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Not even close.

[–]JayTS 4 points5 points ago

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Nah, male lions just don't give a fuck.

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[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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No way dude. Simba ran away like a little bitch while all the chicks toughed through the dictatorship and hunted and fed everyone to boot. It took Nala using her feminine wiles and practical encouragement to get Simba to go back...and even then he needed Rafiki to give him the final push.

[–]Farisr9k 33 points34 points ago

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I am a hyena and I can confirm this.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Simba would have been a little bitch for the rest of his life if it wasn't for Nala.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Remember Sarabi?

[–]sharp_dust 8 points9 points ago

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but...she pinned him...again and again

[–]puadxe 2 points3 points ago

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I blame Nala for the upsurge in furry culture that came with our generation.

hell, Disney in general

[–]johnnygrant 1 point2 points ago

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they still make deer sandwiches for the males though

[–]Vitalstatistix 2 points3 points ago

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Not really. They hunt creatures that have little chance of harming them, while the males have to defend their territory against other male lions. Females, on average, are only about two thirds the weight of male lions, and shorter. So um, yeah I'm gonna say that male lions are much more bad ass.

[–]OriginalStomper 1 point2 points ago

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You haven't seen the photos of lions hunting water buffalo. That is NOT risk-free.

[–]Vitalstatistix 7 points8 points ago*

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I watch a metric fuckton of animal related docs/shows, so yes, I have seen females hunting buffalo. It's always multiple females and they typically track down the weakest one/young one. When they fail, they retreat. They're faster and more agile than the buffalo, which is why they hunt them in the first place. I'd take my chances hunting buffalo rather than square off with a male lion intent on taking over territory. If they couldn't take buffaloes, they wouldn't hunt them.

Also, just FYI, they aren't water buffaloes (which exist almost 100% in Asia), they are African buffaloes.

[–]djramrod 16 points17 points ago

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I decided to load the dishwasher after getting the look from my wife. Finished quickly and got back to my game. Said wife comes halfway out of the kitchen and says that the little tupperware containers go in the top rack, not the bottom. I came back in the kitchen and said it doesn't matter where they go, they are still gonna get soap and water.

The picture of the lions in the zoo is what happened next.

[–]hcliu 18 points19 points ago

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Depends on if you use heat dry or not... if you put the tupperware on the bottom, it could melt if too close to the heating element.

[–]djramrod 17 points18 points ago

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I turn the knob till I hear the water start.

[–]Ferram 9 points10 points ago

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You may be mistaking your dishwasher for a washing machine.

How does it handle glasses?

[–]djramrod 14 points15 points ago

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Not. Well. That's why I switched to contacts.

[–]myheaditches 6 points7 points ago

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So she opened the dishwasher to grade your performance?

[–]djramrod 5 points6 points ago

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Absolutely. Whenever I do chores, she eventually goes behind me and either silently redoes it (if she is in a good mood) or tells me how to do it or what I did wrong (if she is annoyed). I know that makes her sound like a nag or a shrew, but I consider it one of the very few things about her that makes me want to choke her.

The "if I did it wrong, then you do it yourself" argument doesn't work anymore, either.

[–]Vsx 4 points5 points ago

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Whenever my wife yells at me I just try to make out with her. It is surprisingly effective.

[–]djramrod 2 points3 points ago

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Make...out...with...her. Got it, I'm tryin that tonight!

[–]LadyLioness 5 points6 points ago

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I know that in the second to last, the lion had wandered too close to the lioness' cubs and they were trying to scare the guy off before he ate them.

[–]auntylucy 57 points58 points ago

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So if someone Googled "male lions roaring" and pasted all the ones with the males roaring at the females together in one long pic, would it be as funny, or is this one just funny because Reddit likes pics that make females look bitchy?

[–]JamesTrivette 149 points150 points ago

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nag nag nag

[–]Kuonji 30 points31 points ago

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Reddit likes pics that make females look bitchy?

Maybe reddit likes pics that make males look emasculated?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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People will always interpret what they see to support their existing viewpoint.

[–]sch1sm 1 point2 points ago

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Shit yeah, space rabbit

[–]frogofthebucket 34 points35 points ago

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Stereotypes are funny. Deal with it.

[–]bloodsplatter 15 points16 points ago

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Make joke about bunch of black people always stealing = Not OK.

Make joke about bunch of 'bitches always bitching' = OK

I see some stereotypes are more equal than others, aye?

[–]srs_colored_girl 22 points23 points ago

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What? Jokes about black people stealing get a million votes. As do jokes that negatively portray women.

Keep it real.

[–]frogofthebucket 6 points7 points ago*

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Jokes are jokes, regardless of whom they are about. You are yourself perpetuating the unequal treatment of women by refusing to joke about them becouse they are women.

[–]slcStephen 3 points4 points ago

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That's some awfully twisted logic you have there: if I don't agree with a joke that vastly stereotypes women, then I must be against all jokes that involve a woman?

I guess if I make a joke that all women are idiots that should accept their proper place as homemakers, they should just laugh and go "Good one!"

I'm all for censoring comedy as little as possible but there has to be a line; just because something racist or sexist is constructed as a joke doesn't shield it from criticism or remove its implications.

[–]frogofthebucket 1 point2 points ago

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So what do you propose? That we forbid offensive jokes? I hope you realize how ridiculous that is. What constitutes offensive is completely subjective and if we base laws on that principle anything can be censored.

As long you aren't using jokes as a mean to harm another human being you should be able to joke about anything.

[–]smpx 10 points11 points ago

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I take it you are new to reddit and have never read a single comment thread regarding any crime happening in America involving an african american, so here's what it usually looks like:

  • "I'll probably get downvoted for this, but when I saw the headline I knew it was going to be a black person"

  • "It's not racism, it's cultural bias! They're from a different social-economic class! They were just raised differently from us!"

  • "Look, it's just statistics, here's a pdf I found off a forum that says blacks commit 95% of the crimes in the world."

  • "Speaking from personal experience from the 2 weeks I spent at a Holiday Inn near Harlem, black people love to steal. I lost my phone at a cafe I'm pretty sure a black guy stole it."

so on and so forth, then there's the posts about any Asian group:

  • I'm so ronery! ROR!

[–]tmantran 6 points7 points ago

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Sell a salad that has mandarin oranges, sesame seeds, and crunchy thingies in it, call it an Asian salad = OK

Sell fried chicken, call it African-American fried chicken = Not OK

Yeah, some stereotypes are more equal than others. Deal with it.

[–]PornTubeAmbassador 5 points6 points ago

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Make joke about bunch of black people always stealing = Not OK.

Says who? I haven't seen frogofthebucket or anyone else in this thread claim that. Also jokes about black people are regularly upvoted on reddit.

[–]tmp_acct9 1 point2 points ago

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i tend to upvote the black jokes, they are funny.

[–]WileEPeyote 1 point2 points ago

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Just like every other King :)

[–]divlicious 1 point2 points ago

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Thats what is expected when its between the King of the Jungle and the queen of the family.

[–]Ampatent 1 point2 points ago

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The first picture is one posted by a fellow redditor in ITAP, don't remember their name but I think they deserve a bit of credit.

[–]tehace 1 point2 points ago*

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And thus scar was born.

[–]TessTickols 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like he wants to hit her paws button

[–]j0n4h 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, they deserve to get a paw slap in when they want. Given, when new males enter a pride they kill all of the cubs of recently defeated fathers. This, of course, forces the females into "readiness" for their future cubs.

[–]Very_Blunt 1 point2 points ago

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Aww...for some reason I wanna risk being eaten and torn to shreds and give that poor kitty a hug :(. His wife/ves is/are being mean to him ;_;

[–]wikifreaks 1 point2 points ago

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I remember watching a documentary on lions and the narrator compared the male lion to the 'typical father who sits on the couch all day watching football'.

[–]kayura77 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, she got his tongue. Like, literally, she's totally got a claw in it there.

[–]genericuser1289 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes though.. he gets to greet with fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag_a73oO-FU

While he was out being a badass the hyenas took a kill from the lions. He jumps out of the bushes onto the matriarch and breaks her back. Her daugher, the princess, immediately drops to the bottom of the pack. A few days later he chases down the new matriarch and kills her with one bite to the neck.

[–]Let_the_Goat_Out 1 point2 points ago

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Picture #6: Cat got your tongue? insert troll face

[–]kslgsu 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could rub my face in a lion's mane without getting ripped to pieces. Sigh

[–]Dakota8 1 point2 points ago

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Mufasa wouldn't take that

[–]WMO 1 point2 points ago

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A mans life in 8 pictures

[–]FadedPoster 1 point2 points ago

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Look at the expression on the Lion in the bottom panel. He's realizing "I think I stuck my dick in crazy"

[–]shawnzie 1 point2 points ago

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[–]danimal82 1 point2 points ago

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this is why i have no interest in getting married.

[–]smf29 3 points4 points ago

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The last one.. "Aw fuck aw fuck she's gonna bite me in the face. I'll just pretend she's not here and-- ow"

[–]baldmanspeaking 4 points5 points ago

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I like the fourth one down...It screams, "don't hit me again"

[–]arealcoolkid 2 points3 points ago

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99 problems and they're all bitches.

[–]mindluge 3 points4 points ago

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hey, they do the work. and his sexual skills amount to like 3 seconds, so i figure she's entitled.

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bitches gunna bitch

[–]miksedene 1 point2 points ago

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Pussy-whipped.

[–]zarexruhh 1 point2 points ago

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Love the black and white one.

[–]unclebender 1 point2 points ago

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Must be a lot of females viewing this because each PMS post is downvoted to hell.

[–]RUN_BKK 3 points4 points ago

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It looks like that lion is really...

puts on sunglasses

pussy whipped.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]ifiwasntintherapgame -2 points-1 points ago

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WOMEN.