OK, honey. Whatever you say. Sure.

ameri-size · 1 year

Do not fuck with Lannister women... it is known.

tophatduck · 1 year

That's what happen when you live with 20 females.

FeliciaMaria · 1 year

3rd pic from the bottom. Is that a tongue or a small hand in the lion's mouth?

Valiturus · 1 year

Considering what the males do to prides, I understand the females' hostility.

FiftySixer · 1 year

Remember that the female lions are the ones who hunt and provide food for the pride, so maybe they've earned it.

scottread1 · 1 year

This is understandable since the male lion probably challenged the old male lion. Killed it. Killed all of it's cubs (also her cubs), thus forcing her to have reluctant sex with him just to recuperate her losses.

Also, male lions don't help hunt, but they get first dibs whenever there's a fresh kill, and they eat the most.

You'd be pretty grumpy if your husband was like that.

acerbicmom · 1 year

10 bucks says she was protecting her cubs from him eating them.

mondomaniatrics · 1 year

Hey... you don't fuck with the gender that finds the food, raises the kids, and wards off the hyenas so your sorry, entitled ass can sleep all day and fuck.

PowderedToasty · 1 year

This is actually lion foreplay. Lions spend about 30% of their lives f-ing, and they like it rough.

roulette6 · 1 year

Have you seen the way the males go buck on the females when they orgasm? Maybe they're embarrassed it only takes them 20 seconds to finish.

baconstrip · 1 year

Oh lord, in that one photo it looks like the female's going to bite off the male's tongue.

edit: oops. bite

THEMACGOD · 1 year

Maybe this after he wanted to have sex - since their penises are barbed, that seems appropriate as a response.

[deleted] · 1 year

Because I remember shit! That's why!

pdhismyhomeboy · 1 year

The bruise? I... fell on a rock, yeah, I ran and fell into a rock.

[deleted] · 1 year

If you were fucked by a barbed penis all the time you would be pissed too.

victore992 · 1 year

Female lions are way more badass than males.

EDIT: Had no idea anyone would even see this, much less get so excited about it and break out the links lol

djramrod · 1 year

I decided to load the dishwasher after getting the look from my wife. Finished quickly and got back to my game. Said wife comes halfway out of the kitchen and says that the little tupperware containers go in the top rack, not the bottom. I came back in the kitchen and said it doesn't matter where they go, they are still gonna get soap and water.

The picture of the lions in the zoo is what happened next.

LadyLioness · 1 year

I know that in the second to last, the lion had wandered too close to the lioness' cubs and they were trying to scare the guy off before he ate them.

auntylucy · 1 year

So if someone Googled "male lions roaring" and pasted all the ones with the males roaring at the females together in one long pic, would it be as funny, or is this one just funny because Reddit likes pics that make females look bitchy?

WileEPeyote · 1 year

Just like every other King :)

divlicious · 1 year

Thats what is expected when its between the King of the Jungle and the queen of the family.

Ampatent · 1 year

The first picture is one posted by a fellow redditor in ITAP, don't remember their name but I think they deserve a bit of credit.

tehace · 1 year

And thus scar was born.

TessTickols · 1 year

Looks like he wants to hit her paws button

j0n4h · 1 year

Yes, they deserve to get a paw slap in when they want. Given, when new males enter a pride they kill all of the cubs of recently defeated fathers. This, of course, forces the females into "readiness" for their future cubs.

Very_Blunt · 1 year

Aww...for some reason I wanna risk being eaten and torn to shreds and give that poor kitty a hug :(. His wife/ves is/are being mean to him ;_;

wikifreaks · 1 year

I remember watching a documentary on lions and the narrator compared the male lion to the 'typical father who sits on the couch all day watching football'.

kayura77 · 1 year

Oh my god, she got his tongue. Like, literally, she's totally got a claw in it there.

genericuser1289 · 1 year

Sometimes though.. he gets to greet with fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag_a73oO-FU

While he was out being a badass the hyenas took a kill from the lions. He jumps out of the bushes onto the matriarch and breaks her back. Her daugher, the princess, immediately drops to the bottom of the pack. A few days later he chases down the new matriarch and kills her with one bite to the neck.

Let_the_Goat_Out · 1 year

Picture #6: Cat got your tongue? insert troll face

kslgsu · 1 year

I wish I could rub my face in a lion's mane without getting ripped to pieces. Sigh

Dakota8 · 1 year

Mufasa wouldn't take that

WMO · 1 year

A mans life in 8 pictures

FadedPoster · 1 year

Look at the expression on the Lion in the bottom panel. He's realizing "I think I stuck my dick in crazy"

shawnzie · 1 year

Relevant Youtube link: Christopher Walken in "Poolhall Junkies" talking about lions.

danimal82 · 1 year

this is why i have no interest in getting married.

smf29 · 1 year

The last one.. "Aw fuck aw fuck she's gonna bite me in the face. I'll just pretend she's not here and-- ow"

baldmanspeaking · 1 year

I like the fourth one down...It screams, "don't hit me again"

arealcoolkid · 1 year

99 problems and they're all bitches.

mindluge · 1 year

hey, they do the work. and his sexual skills amount to like 3 seconds, so i figure she's entitled.

[deleted] · 1 year

bitches gunna bitch

miksedene · 1 year

Pussy-whipped.

zarexruhh · 1 year

Love the black and white one.

unclebender · 1 year

Must be a lot of females viewing this because each PMS post is downvoted to hell.

RUN_BKK · 1 year

It looks like that lion is really...

puts on sunglasses

pussy whipped.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ifiwasntintherapgame · 1 year

WOMEN.

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