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[–]SlimeyBooger 55 points56 points ago

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http://darwinawards.com/legends/legends1999-02.html

This photo is from the popular British spoof news program, The Day Today

[–]PrecisionMoulded 4 points5 points ago

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Upboats for recognising the source, kudos for clearly loving The Day Today, Chris Morris is a legend.

[–]SlimeyBooger 1 point2 points ago

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I actually just did a TinEye search, but I do want to check out the show now.

[–]maccathesaint 0 points1 point ago

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The Day Today was awesome, launched partridge!

[–]leadsled42 21 points22 points ago

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I assume Bear Grylls is behind this.

[–]AphiTrickNet 1 point2 points ago

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Why would he waste precious urine on killing a woman when he can drink the piss and kill her with his 'bear' hands?

[–]the_red_phone 8 points9 points ago

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1) throw frozen piss javelin 2) kill enemies 2) get thirsty later 3) thaw javelin 4) enjoy beverage

[–]Mr_Winston_Wolf 3 points4 points ago

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5) evidence destroyed

[–]Chronolitus 0 points1 point ago

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The GOD OF PISS

[–]keystone6 4 points5 points ago

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source or it never happened

[–]iD0D0 2 points3 points ago

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Forget all those Call of Duty throwing knife/tomahawk kills across the map. THIS is the real shit.

[–]madeintheuk 3 points4 points ago

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This is what i told the airline: "URINE A LOT OF TROUBLE". ಠ_ಠ

[–]BigGrant 1 point2 points ago

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Myth BUSTED!

[–]VentrueVamp 0 points1 point ago

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They actually just proved this Myth works a couple episodes ago.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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However, it was giant chunks of ice, not sharp javelins, and it was blue because of chemicals put in the toilet water.

[–]VentrueVamp 1 point2 points ago

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True! Blue ice! It was only red in the drop test because she colored it red. Forgot about that.

[–]dustinechos 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when people read too much into myth busters.

1) They were able to prove conditions such that an ice ball forming on the side of the air plane due to a toilet leakage is possible.

2) Therefore six foot piss javelin.

[–]jaybill -1 points0 points ago

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[–]hot4belgians 1 point2 points ago

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here's the story in full http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yoa1-aq4QM So lengthy

[–]RalphMullin 1 point2 points ago

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that was... incredibly awesome!

[–]pulleysandweights 1 point2 points ago

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Dead Like Me reboot?

[–]evelution 1 point2 points ago

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It was a heat-seeking Pissile.

[–]msergeant 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry, it's just a pisstake.

[–]ormannay 1 point2 points ago

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"Pissicle" -Bear Grylls

[–]pbrown623 4 points5 points ago

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Why isnt the piss javelin melting?

[–]DJ-Anakin 7 points8 points ago

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Because it's fake.

[–]SquidWithBatWings 0 points1 point ago

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This really pisses me off.

[–]thisnotanagram 2 points3 points ago

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Urine good company.

[–]dustinechos -2 points-1 points ago

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Urea a fan of pun threads or you're not.

[–]1n2n3n4JAZZHANDS 1 point2 points ago

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Puns and double meanings are my number 1 reason for replying.

[–]MentalStampede 0 points1 point ago

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And people say the Wonder Twins powers were useless.

[–]leap_barb 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, it's fake.

[–]breetai 0 points1 point ago

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It shines like a shaft of gold, when all about is dark.

[–]CoastOfYemen 0 points1 point ago

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Austen Tasseltine reports reports reports...

[–]maccathesaint 0 points1 point ago

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Peter O'Hanrahanrahan

[–]sAiNt2HeLL 0 points1 point ago

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Jarate???

[–]Nicknam4 0 points1 point ago

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Tonight on Mythbusters....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They already did this, actually. Large chunks of ice can form and fall down, but it is blue from the chemicals in the toilets that eliminate the smell, and they were large and round, not sharp.

This story is fake.

[–]GM7b5 0 points1 point ago

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I think...... bad luck..... has a whooolleeee new meaning

[–]pie123abc 0 points1 point ago

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i don't see nephron with this

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

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No. Fake news from the past.

[–]JC2535 0 points1 point ago

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"Big for a piss javelin... get me the flight records of every airliner in that airspace sector! Now, Dammit!"

[–]8th_Dynasty 0 points1 point ago

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Staff infection.

[–]gmok 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even...

[–]kingkrabbb 0 points1 point ago*

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i get pissed when people pee and miss the toilet...

[–]kev2600 0 points1 point ago

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Better drink my own piss!

[–]calderwright 0 points1 point ago

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why am i laughing so hard. i am a bad person

[–]tinman2k 0 points1 point ago

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She would have had to be laying down for it to do that. They could have at least made the spear go through her head.

[–]CrosseyedDixieChick 0 points1 point ago

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Oh shit!

[–]ardbeg 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS THE NEWS

[–]iForgotmyoldname 0 points1 point ago

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when golden showers go terribly wrong...

[–]doubledklondike 0 points1 point ago

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this is older than the bible

[–]gaiaap 0 points1 point ago

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Hm. You'd think that the residual body-heat would be sufficient to melt the piss-javelin at the base. Unless, you know, this was completely fake.

[–]GameDrain 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who instantly thought this was fake because I thought about how unlikely it was that she was lying in the park when the javelin hit her dead center? or if she had been walking how the javelin would have had to have stopped three feet from the ground, turn 90 degrees and stab her in the gut.

Then realized I just did a piss-based physics analysis.... ugh.

[–]xtupz 0 points1 point ago

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That would be one of the worst deaths ever.

[–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

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This death is good, but i think i'd rather be killed by a run away semi driven by the incredible hulk.

[–]nb2288 0 points1 point ago

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Myth Busters did a episode on this... Totally fake!

[–]chrismatt53 0 points1 point ago

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I may or may not have made a DAE about stabbing with urine.

[–]strikezone -3 points-2 points ago

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Normally, you know, it's new to somebody, etc. etc, but seriously. Has anyone not seen this?

[–]pheelyks 7 points8 points ago

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I have seen it now, but as a somebody it was new to me.