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Kid ... This Picture Will Haunt You For A Lifetime - Your Parents Will Make Sure Of It (i.imgur.com)

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[–]MizJekyll 102 points103 points ago

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Haunt? If that were my kid, I would display it proudly.

[–]Snodgrass82 25 points26 points ago

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Me too, but I have a feeling it will make its way onto her wedding slide-show ... I'm sure they will still be doing slide-shows in 20 years, right?

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 37 points38 points ago

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Hell, I'm gonna photoshop my daughter's face into it and show it at HER wedding in 20 years.

[–]MizJekyll 4 points5 points ago

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Good! It's just a finger. It's funny.

[–]insomniacpyro 1 point2 points ago

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Nah dude, in 20 years you'll just project your memories to a group of people, possibly from your own point of view.

[–]KidSavage 4 points5 points ago

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This is a problem because my dick is always out in my memories.

[–]badwolfinc 2 points3 points ago

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No one does them now for things like weddings. DVDs with music, transitions, and a picture show are common place now at all wedding receptions and funerals where they might display such a thing. Really easy to make too, probably easier than slides by a mile, not to mention cheaper.

Meanwhile I still have to produce slides of all my artwork for galleries that haven't moved on with the times.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I gave you two upgoats bro. To combat the idiots that downvote normal comments.. If anything they should be left alone. Some people are just a-holes.

[–]crackyJsquirrel 2 points3 points ago

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Blown up, framed and set above the fireplace to be exact.

[–]ahladun -2 points-1 points ago

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something tells me you don't have kids.

[–]mondomaniatrics 6 points7 points ago*

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I do. Something tells me that you need to lighten up.

[–]crackyJsquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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Personally, I think anyone WITHOUT kids would see a problem with having pride in a picture like this.

[–]RorySBarnes 12 points13 points ago

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I would tap the redhead. Not gonna lie.

[–]AddNine 7 points8 points ago

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Its Ariel!

[–]RorySBarnes 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it was but didn't wanna say because I thought I'd be wrong! :P

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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in her castle at Disney World!

[–]aap998 7 points8 points ago

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those disney princesses are always so cocky

[–]olafthebent 11 points12 points ago

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I prefer this one

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[–]olafthebent 2 points3 points ago

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No idea... I stole it from Fark years ago.

It always makes me chuckle

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Why don't you have a seat over there....

[–]StackedCrooked 2 points3 points ago

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Found it!

[–]incredible_math 41 points42 points ago

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She has such a little shit look on her face too, she knows EXACTLY what she's doing. I feel bad for her siblings having their Arial picture ruined. I'd strangle her in the hotel.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago*

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I fixed it for the photo album. http://imgur.com/YyzVB

Now almost everyone joined in: http://imgur.com/vxWdQ

For the gamers: http://imgur.com/4jgob

Also: Yes, I'm at work getting paid to do this.

[–]HumpingDog 14 points15 points ago

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The last one is hilarious.

[–]incredible_math 2 points3 points ago

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Okay, I laughed. Well done.

[–]gangrenegoddess 0 points1 point ago

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it had to be the Lakers huh?

[–]anti_crastinator 15 points16 points ago

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To me it looks like the expression is "is this right daddy?"

I think this is epic win for troll dad.

[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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I agree, she may be a little shit, but I think she takes after dad.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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Arial

That's the typeface, not the princess.

[–]mynameisfrank 2 points3 points ago

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Someone needs to relax. Not a big deal, and you can bet they got another one.

-former Disney cast member

[–]incredible_math 1 point2 points ago

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How many times have you been barfed on? I always wanted to ask one of you that.

[–]mynameisfrank 2 points3 points ago

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I never did, but it happens plenty to the attraction (rides) CMs.

[–]incredible_math 1 point2 points ago

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I shudder to think!

[–]tatsumakisenpuukyaku 1 point2 points ago

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please do an AMA. I would love to hear of your former experiences

[–]mynameisfrank 3 points4 points ago

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There have been a few, this was one of the better ones, if I recall correctly:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bausf/iama_former_employee_cast_member_at_disney_world/

If you have any other specific questions, I'd be happy to answer them here.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1 point2 points ago

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I look at the bright side of things: She'd likely kick seven kinds of shit out of anyone who messed with her siblings. Only she's allowed to make their lives a living hell.

[–]incredible_math 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like a tough little cookie.

[–]dhaft88 4 points5 points ago

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Not givin' fucks since 2011.

[–]clashbuster 3 points4 points ago

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Are you kidding me the kID will make sure the parents are haunted for a lifetime

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That princess will haunt my dreams... naked.

[–]thesatsui 3 points4 points ago

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Ariel. I would plow her so hard.

[–]myztry 44 points45 points ago

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What an adorable little piece of white trash

[–]mynameisfrank 20 points21 points ago

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Real white trash can't afford to go to Disney World.

  • Former real white trash

[–]myztry -1 points0 points ago

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Even white trash can have uncles and aunties take them on holidays...

[–]Somers 9 points10 points ago

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Why the tell does this girl know how to flip someone off?

[–]JesusTapdancingChris[!] 17 points18 points ago

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Why wouldn't she? Not all children are sheltered from the outside world until they turn 18.

[–]Kimos 20 points21 points ago

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For some reason, the only thing that's inappropriate in North America is sexuality.

[–]Sandvicheater 1 point2 points ago

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She has that I don't get paid enough for this shit look.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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MORAL SELF RIGHTEOUS CHRISTIAN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!

[–]LiekaG6 1 point2 points ago

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I have a similar picture from when I was a child. It's my dad's favorite picture of me.

[–]sleal 1 point2 points ago

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dats one hot princess

[–]modest_radio 1 point2 points ago

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I love how she just isn't even smiling or anything... Just the bird!

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 1 point2 points ago

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She ain't no little princess!

[–]Thoraxe 2 points3 points ago

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If by "haunt" you mean be a point of pride then, yes you're correct.

[–]CptAJ 0 points1 point ago

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Tha princess is cute.

I wonder how many guys they get hitting on them a day? Its a VERY sexy job they have.

[–]bookelly 0 points1 point ago

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She's just pissed because she went to Disneyland and waited in line for three hours for this pic instead of going on rides.

[–]bookemdanno 0 points1 point ago

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She's just proudly display that she's #1.

[–]Dantayl 0 points1 point ago

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Judging by her clothing and hair style her parents are chavy fucks who don't care. They probably found it amusing for told her to do it.

[–]Explosion_Jones 0 points1 point ago

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Well, the internet will make sure of it, now.

[–]Gorong 0 points1 point ago

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The princess there has this look, you know the one; the soul eroding, joy-has-been-sucked-out-from-every-orifice-imaginable, zombie look everyone acquires when arena trapped in a 4 hour math lab.

[–]bzmrktngbg10nch 0 points1 point ago

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haunt? more like awesome.

[–]youthungrateful 0 points1 point ago

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The little girl in the black jumper thing looks like a child version of the E harmony cat lover.

[–]sumkid57 0 points1 point ago

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Haunt you? heck naw. I would be proud. That is hilarious

[–]Very_Blunt 0 points1 point ago

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Its pictures like these that make me consider the possibility of kids...:D

[–]justtoclick 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a girl who knows her own mind. kudos!

[–]shatteredmindofbob 0 points1 point ago

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And if your parents don't make sure of it, the Internets will!

[–]irregodless 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh, reminds me of a young irregodless. My grandma taught me the double-backflip technique.

[–]denv0r 0 points1 point ago

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Weird thought... The redhead in the pic is most likely in thousands (an understatement) of family pictures all over the country/world.

[–]coe4514 0 points1 point ago

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Haunt? Why?

[–]socialite-buttons 0 points1 point ago

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Something tells me that if that's the case, she isn't gonna give a shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The thing about Disney Land is you look back at all the photos with the knowledge your dad was thinking of railing the girl behind you

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure it's just a summer job and she really needs the money.

[–]val_kyrie 0 points1 point ago

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I met the exact same girl (Ariel) back in November when I went to Disneyland. She was a stuck up bitch. I'm proud of that little girl.

[–]Redcard911 0 points1 point ago

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Considering this action was probably learned from his parents, they probably don't care.

[–]boyerta 0 points1 point ago

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OH god I died laughing, such a professional finger.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I can imagine this kid thinking "Fuck this picture, fml, and fuck yo princess".

[–]freia 0 points1 point ago

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Look, it's Vicky Pollard as a child.

[–]Cords 0 points1 point ago

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i don't get the "haunt" part either. If that was me, I would proudly display that photo to everyone showing them how badass I was as a child. :)

[–]mbudisic 0 points1 point ago

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Arya Stark? :)

[–]Spokanistan 0 points1 point ago

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Are we even sure this is Ariel? Why is she in a blue Cinderella dress? I suspect this is from a knock-off Disney theme park.

[–]valentinaabumchuck 1 point2 points ago

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Ariel wears a bluish-green dress when she has legs at the parks, because it compliments her hair color and kind of matches her fin (and the ocean). Here is a pic of a Disneyland Ariel outside. The Ariel from OP appears to be at the "Princess Fantasy Faire" in Disneyland.

[–]Spokanistan 1 point2 points ago

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Huh...guess I need to go to Disneyland. Thanks!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It could be that, but Disney World is remodeling Magic Kingdom to include both Ariel's and Belle's castles......I'm such a dork

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It could be that, but Disney World is remodeling Magic Kingdom to include both Ariel's and Belle's castles......I'm such a dork

[–]sk17 -1 points0 points ago

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Pretty random, but if this is at Disney World in Orlando I had a buddy make out with the princess. Name is Brittany.

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt -5 points-4 points ago

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What an adorable little future bitch!

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