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[–]milesabove 271 points272 points ago

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I don't get the title. I get the image. but I don't get the title.

[–]gypsiequeen 57 points58 points ago

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they just had this post with a much better title "The many faces of Johnny Depp" or something....... you know, which made sense. Can't have a re-post without a re-name though.

[–]downwiththebrown 4 points5 points ago

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I just see a bunch of pirates. That might just be me.

[–]cdated 1 point2 points ago*

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I just see a bunch of emos, but I'm quite positive that's just me...

[–]Autoclave 0 points1 point ago

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You mean sea gangsters?

[–]Kits3n 0 points1 point ago

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"The many faces of Johnny Derp"

[–][deleted] 116 points117 points ago

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It's "Alright," but spelled wrong.

[–]IgniFerroque[!] 68 points69 points ago

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You mean "All right," but spelled wrong.

[–]humblerodent 65 points66 points ago

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You mean "All right," but spaced wrong.

[–]GregOttawa 31 points32 points ago

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You mean "Albright" but he never played her in a movie.

[–]alkanshel 9 points10 points ago

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Yet.

[–]tallwill514 3 points4 points ago

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THIS SUMMER

[–]kasim42784 5 points6 points ago

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You mean the title still has nothing to do with the image.

[–]Deadmirth 4 points5 points ago

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Actually...

(see usage discussion)

[–]IgniFerroque[!] 2 points3 points ago

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"Since the early 20th century some critics have insisted alright is wrong..."

Well, that's what I'm doing :)

[–]Deadmirth 4 points5 points ago

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Fine, fine. :P

I'll still use it though, alright?

[–]milesabove 6 points7 points ago

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Great. Now all I can think of is this

[–]nonsensepoem 5 points6 points ago

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All I can think of is this.

[–]milesabove 1 point2 points ago

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OLL RIGHT!

[–]jqb 0 points1 point ago

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The band was all together, alright.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

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I think he meant to say, "Heath Ledger is ALL RIGHT!"

[–]hellakids 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get noir pirate... He is a black pirate? I've never seen Depp do blackface.

[–]tomrhod 37 points38 points ago

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I see you don't have much work to do today. For this I am grateful.

[–]justkevin 8 points9 points ago

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His character in Dead Man was unemployed accountant.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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In my country, there's no such thing as an unemployed accountant.

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[–]Howisdiscool 2 points3 points ago

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Also Billy Bob Thorton.

[–]Halman 1 point2 points ago

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What's a philistine?

[–]jkopecky 4 points5 points ago

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[–]yayweb21 2 points3 points ago

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Thank ya much.

[–]FreeDirt 1 point2 points ago

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(blinks) I...Well...thanks! I was wondering where the "Greaser" one was from.

Here are some pictures for your hard work.

Ninja edit: Ok, I have a bit of a crush on him, does anyone else find his hair extremely sexy? (When it's not greasy like in Secret Window, I mean)

[–]Mr_Winston_Wolf 1 point2 points ago

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You forgot soldier. He was in Platoon.

[–]thatonekid393 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! I haven't seen Blow but have heard a lot about it, and now I have a reason to watch it.

[–]superjojo29 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had your time and dedication. Have an upvote.

[–]MrFrankly 117 points118 points ago

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Wow - it is almost as if this guy is some kind of actor!

[–]logged_in_to_comment 17 points18 points ago

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He's not acting. He's becoming other people.

[–]SilenceIsGolder 22 points23 points ago

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Oh, you must be logged_in_to_comment! So good to meet you!

[–]logged_in_to_comment 8 points9 points ago

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likewise to you!

[–]grellmund 49 points50 points ago

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In Dead Man he was an accountant, he had the same name as a poet but that doesn't make him a writer.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas would be a better fit for 'psychotic writer' than Dead Man.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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Reducing Hunter S. Thompson to "Pothead" actually made me a bit angry.

[–]lonelyinacrowd 11 points12 points ago

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Yes indeed, one of the most important journalists of all time is not simply a pothead. That's like saying Van Gogh is famous for his alcoholism.

[–]EltaninAntenna 13 points14 points ago

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He's actually famous for his earectomy.

[–]lonelyinacrowd 0 points1 point ago

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VOICES! EVERYWHERE! MY EVERY WAKING HOUR! Right, fuck this shit, you're getting it EAR.. you bastard. Going to sort this out. Chop. Arggghh searing pain, but no more voi... WHAT? I CAN STILL HEAR THEM? Argh they're in my head, right where's that fucking absinthe spoon?

[–]sharkeyzoic 3 points4 points ago

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We can't stop here! This is sunflower country!

[–]Robathome 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was for his syphillis.

[–]DonkeysMilk 1 point2 points ago

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you mean raoul duke?

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[–]-Nikolaus- 1 point2 points ago

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I second that. Why do these photo collages do so well when the people making them have no idea what they are doing.

[–]modest_radio 66 points67 points ago

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Just a pot smoker in 'Fear and Loathing' or "pot dealer" in 'Blow'?

[–]Touchandgo 51 points52 points ago

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Understatement of the fucking century.

Especially regarding Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the only time pot was smoked in that film was to soften the effect of some truly monstrous LSD/Mescaline/Cocaine/Everythingelse coctails.

[–]highzenburg 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly what I was thinking.

[–]BBMcPherson 2 points3 points ago

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I would think that Psychotic Writer #4 would have been the better title for Fear and Loathing.

[–]IAMARocketSurgeon 1 point2 points ago

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Psychonaut Writer #1

[–]ImmortalityLTD 1 point2 points ago

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And yet they forgot "narc", unless TV doesnt count.

[–]h00n3r 11 points12 points ago

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Both are true, but yea, very mild descriptions.

[–]Shop-S-Mart 6 points7 points ago

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Emo Wolverine ...this definitely makes up for the lack luster Hunter S. description.

[–]dmsuperman 6 points7 points ago

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Came here to say this. Pot was the least of the concerns. I don't even remember them smoking any pot in fear and loathing tbh

[–]macfearsome 5 points6 points ago

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Came here to say this. He does mention having a lot of pot early on, and believe it was pot he vaporizes in the light bulb in the hotel while his lawyer was in the bathtub being particularly insane.

[–]jindrak 4 points5 points ago

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nope, that would be opium

[–]mongo_lloyd 1 point2 points ago

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I believe, in the book it is amphetamine.

[–]MaximusQuackhandle 1 point2 points ago

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I believe you are right.

[–]laxboy883 1 point2 points ago

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while they are driving they are smoking joints along with cigarettes. He smokes a pipe I assume has weed in it before they go down to the narcotics seminar.

They do smoke pot a lot in the movie but it isn't a central point like the other drugs; LSD, mescaline, ether, the scene with adrenochrome.

[–]wildo421 0 points1 point ago

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Can't remember the exact scene, but I know he smokes pot with a roach clip on it at some point, been too long since I watched it, i usually just reread the book when i feel nostalgic.

[–]dcss 0 points1 point ago

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When Doctor Gonzo is puking up his red salmon into the toilet due to the mescaline he had eaten, Duke can be seen smoking a bowl of weed.

[–]TehScrumpy 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah seriously? Out of all the things you could say about Raoul Duke, Pot Smoker was the title you came up with?! I would've taken Psychotic Writer #4.

All you need is the first paragraph of that book to know that pot was just something to do in between highs.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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More like "Journalist" and "Drug Smuggler"

[–]rors 5 points6 points ago

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Just the same, he could've been psychotic writer #4

[–]charlescatsworth 0 points1 point ago

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I think "drug doer" and "drug dealer" would have fit.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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This exact comment came up in the last thread the other day. I should probably see those movies.

[–]keeferc 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. Hunter S. Thompson was a little more than a pot smoker.

[–]Dead_Rooster 93 points94 points ago

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What exactly is funny about the diversity of an actor (in this case Johnny Depp)?

[–]Jesse-Ray 128 points129 points ago

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Emo Wolverine got some mild lulz from this reader

[–]stone500 56 points57 points ago

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isn't Wolverine already emo-Wolverine?

[–]Faaln 27 points28 points ago

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I dunno about overall in the comics but when I picked up civil war and Wolverine got nuked into basically just his skeleton I don't remember him going to cry in a corner to feel sorry for himself, I remember him doing a lot of stabbing.

[–]Irongrip 2 points3 points ago

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No you are confusing the emo rogue in the newer series. 90s Rogue had that southern charming sexy voice coupled with the deadlines of actual contact that made her sexy while still being occasionally broody. New Rogue is just emo tripe.

[–]HungryMoblin 0 points1 point ago

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Huh? Am I missing something? I thought we were talking about Wolverine, not Rogue.

[–]Irongrip 5 points6 points ago

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OOOH. My bad, I guess I'm a bit too drunk for this. I saw emo and my mind started working on automatic.

[–]badwolfinc 2 points3 points ago

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He is a cutter.

[–]RebelMan 2 points3 points ago

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Emo's cut themselves. Wolverine cuts everything but himself.

[–]Tetha 1 point2 points ago

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I think wolverine is more like Flynn Taggart: Too extrovert to hurt himself emotionally or physically. Rather hurts others.

[–]Bengt77 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhh... the plot thickens.

[–]talltree1971 6 points7 points ago

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This might fare better in r/movies. It's good, just not that hilarious.

[–]6h057 7 points8 points ago*

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It was just posted there about a week ago.

Edit: it was r/ladyboners a week ago, but nonetheless it still made front page.

[–]talltree1971 0 points1 point ago

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Cool, I must have missed it.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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This subreddit should really be renamed to /r/mildlyamusing.

[–]spazzmckiwi 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Dead_Rooster 0 points1 point ago

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I chuckled.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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/r/absolutelyanythingespeciallyimgurlinksandstuffyoucan'treposttopics

[–]ShaeeahS 0 points1 point ago

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credit where credit is due, this pic is diversity of costume design

[–]chanchan84 13 points14 points ago

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The dichotomy of "Sea Gangster" and "Noir Pirate" my chuckle

[–]ImAlmostInsane 21 points22 points ago

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Tim Burton: We need a strong male lead? Call my Deppy! :D

[–]neerg 4 points5 points ago

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I remember seeing that line in a comic. In a later panel Helena Bonham Carter makes Burton put her in the movie too, I believe.

[–]ImAlmostInsane 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I was going to post the comic but I am lazy and could not find it.

[–]burke_no_sleeps 1 point2 points ago

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But. But now that I know it exists, I must see it. 0_0

To Google!

[–]derkrieger 1 point2 points ago

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Share it if ya find it

[–]Cagra 5 points6 points ago

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Here you go, faster finding it on youtube than collegehumor

[–]AdrianRaves 1 point2 points ago

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there's my deppy

[–]as1126[!] 1 point2 points ago

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And Depp's response would be to have sex with an aardvark at Tim's request:

http://thinkexist.com/quotation/i-would-do-anything-tim-burton-wanted-me-to-you/357229.html

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]scrotch 5 points6 points ago

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"Psychotic Writer #1" is an image from Dead Man in which Depp plays an accountant, not a writer.

[–]Squints753 11 points12 points ago

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  1. Re-post something
  2. Spell "alright" wrong
  3. Karma!

[–]burke_no_sleeps 3 points4 points ago

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You forgot 1a. Make sure it includes Johnny Depp.

[–]Squints753 4 points5 points ago

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No, this actual image has been posted before... well, I guess you could make sure the image you re-post still has Johnny Depp in it?

[–]tummykun 6 points7 points ago

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He wasn't a writer in Dead Man, he was an accountant!

[–]asamorris 2 points3 points ago

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This is true. An accountant mistaken for a writer.

[–]Autoclave 0 points1 point ago

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Accountants write stuff. Or are you suggesting that letters are better than numbers?

[–]queerineveryway 4 points5 points ago

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Hey all,

Just so you're aware, most trans folk find the word "tranny" offensive. Just saying.

[–]istiamar 27 points28 points ago

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Tranny

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ZombieSociety 4 points5 points ago

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[–]NinjaSupplyCompany 2 points3 points ago

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Is there some sort of rule that this has to get reposted everyday or the island blows up?

[–]ratjam 1 point2 points ago

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Wishing I could give you far more than one upvote for the laugh you just gave me.

[–]Joker99352 5 points6 points ago

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Must be repost day.

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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This should be a thing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Psychotic writer in Dead Man. What.

[–]Elite_Dog 4 points5 points ago

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Dude. Pot smoker? Really? Hunter S. Thompson should at least be "Psychotic writer #4."

[–]sgrwck 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say just this. Although it's not technically Hunter S. Thompson, Raoul Duke is one hell of a psychotic writer.

[–]GearPrimer 2 points3 points ago

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It's missing mobster, Donnie Brasco.

[–]crispypata 8 points9 points ago

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Johnny Depp is awesome. He can do anything.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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He can act like he can do anything.

[–]watchtan 5 points6 points ago

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Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie, Hottie

[–]Steger 2 points3 points ago

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Social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast, social outcast.

[–]Shne 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Nomikos 1 point2 points ago

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And if I saw him walking down the street I wouldn't recognise him >.<

[–]Hilarity_Ensued 1 point2 points ago

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He dealt cocaine in Blow, pot was only the beginning.

[–]NvlPtl 1 point2 points ago

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Pot dealer and Pot smoker are incredibly off mark. Maybe you should watch Fear and Loathing & Blow again...or maybe just read the title to Blow

[–]bizquick 1 point2 points ago

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What can you say? Dude is pretty talented.

[–]GypsyPunk 1 point2 points ago

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Hunter S. Thompson was much more than a "pot smoker".

[–]inuizzy 1 point2 points ago

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I guess you could say jonny's acting has deppth. I guess that's allright.

[–]This_comment_has 1 point2 points ago

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This is why Depp is one of those few incredible multi-talented actors.

Not like those other actors who always play one character (who presumably is similar to themselves). Ashton Kutcher, Ben Affelek, Hugh Grant, Michael Cera, and...let's be honest...Steve Carrell.

Oh, and Ron Jeremy.

[–]Fuck_You_Im_Scottish 1 point2 points ago

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The fact that the artist put "Pot Smoker" as the title for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is an indication that he/she has never actually seen that film or didn't understand what they were seeing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Most... crazy... underestimation of Hunter S. Thompson. Ever.

[–]rasputin777 1 point2 points ago

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"Pot dealer"? You mean coke-smuggler? "pot" isn't another word for "drugs" y'know.

[–]Young_Bonesy 1 point2 points ago

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Repost of a Repost of a Repost of a Repost. Where is Mr.Ohai?

[–]LysolTea 1 point2 points ago

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I got severely distracted by the ball game in the reddit ads that held me from coming here and saying - He didn't deal pot, he dealt coke. THAT IMAGE IS WRONG.

[–]Blou_Aap 1 point2 points ago

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He started with pot though, so they should have used a pic from earlier in the movie, or both...

[–]stupidcyclist 1 point2 points ago

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Hunter S. Thompson would be psychotic writer number 4.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Left out his little role in platoon.

[–]purzzzell 3 points4 points ago

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and Nightmare on Elm Street.

[–]Neurogasm 1 point2 points ago

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You should cut these out and paste them on a few dice to predict the next role he will play.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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Lost it at "Emo Wolverine"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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good thing that was last then

[–]Yserbius 1 point2 points ago

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When I was a kid, I came to the conclusion that he is the only major young actor who wears glasses in starring roles.

[–]Aethelstan 1 point2 points ago

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You could put 'Slightly insane' or 'Completely insane' before any of those.

[–]random_digital 1 point2 points ago

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Actually I think most of the roles could have "psychotic" in the title.

psychotic pirate

psychotic barber

psychotic tea drinker

etc.

[–]babiesloveboobies 1 point2 points ago*

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My memory's sucking but I did some of the work, can someone finish this?

  1. Sweeney Todd
  2. The Astronaut's Wife
  3. Pirates
  4. Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

  5. Crybaby

  6. Corpse bride

  7. What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

13. 14. 15. Dead man 16. 17. Glass...mirror? or something? 18. Ed Wood

  1. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  2. Chocolat
  3. Alice in Wonderland
  4. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  5. Blow
  6. Edward Scissorhands

[–]purzzzell 1 point2 points ago

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[–]andrewsmith1986 -1 points0 points ago

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Too bad he just acts like johnny depp playing johnny depp playing a role

[–]reon-_ 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not sure if this comment is stupid or brilliant.

[–]burke_no_sleeps 2 points3 points ago

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This happens sometimes. I think it started with Fear & Loathing, and now.. well, I'm sure someone could easily categorize his expressions according to mood and dialogue. But doesn't this happen to all actors at some point? Malcolm McDowell, Sean Connery, both of whom are just parodies of themselves? Bruce Campbell?

[–]santiag0 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bachwasbaroque 0 points1 point ago

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What's with the title?

[–]1wntr 0 points1 point ago

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Psychotic writer #1 was actually a psychotic accountant. Or, am I missing something?

[–]HaterSalad 0 points1 point ago

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Faces of Depp

[–]bsod169 0 points1 point ago

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Should be "coke dealer" not "pot dealer". The movie is called "Blow" geeez...

[–]FrankenWeiner 0 points1 point ago

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Sea gangster? I think their called pirates.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe they missed this one

[–]syntaxrigger 0 points1 point ago

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Emo Wolverine should be the name of a band!

[–]Mcfrankable 0 points1 point ago

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He was a coke dealer in that movie, not a pot dealer, and he was extremely good.

[–]srs_colored_girl 0 points1 point ago

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I love me some of this motherfucker.

[–]Sorrows_Neptune 0 points1 point ago

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And that is why Johnny Depp is my favorite actor.

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, we completely left out 21 Jump Street, arguably the role which brought him to the attention of filmmakers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Way to steal this from like a week ago...

[–]v4-digg-refugee 0 points1 point ago

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This is why IMO he's one of the 5 best actors out there right now. I honestly still don't know what he looks like.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When was he a psychic detective?

[–]FatCookies 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I've ever done this before, but this was posted less than a week ago -- I'm only pointing it out because I agree with the general consensus which was that it seems kind of lame; as if it was made by somebody who dislikes Johnny Depp.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot "Reptile."

[–]novanleon 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone want some free upvotes? Make the same chart but with Edward Norton. I'm too lazy to do it myself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ASTRONUT

[–]dwightmoody 0 points1 point ago

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Psychotic Writer #1 was actually an accountant who shared a name with William Blake. Though eventually he did start writing poetry in the form of the blood of white men, like Nobody told him too.

[–]addyouth 0 points1 point ago

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These people have played every single role possible and came up with ways of bringing these awesome characters to life, that some times I wonder what are their true personalities like. I wonder if they're just plain boring human beings.

[–]mattypants88 0 points1 point ago

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HA! Emo Wolverine.......loved that movie though.

[–]Nyahnyah 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, Johnny Depp is Raoul Drake? That just wrinkled my brain

[–]falabela 0 points1 point ago

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He is so so great

[–]MagicSPA 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Who ARE all those talented actors?!

[–]Fullmetalx13 0 points1 point ago

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if you added Rango, it'd be Chameleon

[–]frankyb89 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this image gets posted every week or so.

[–]Scrooge_McDuck90 0 points1 point ago

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Johnny Depp is without a doubt one of the greatest actors of the past 20-25 years.

EDIT: And i'm not even a woman.

[–]Abomonog 0 points1 point ago

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Sea Gangster?

[–]HotProtato 0 points1 point ago

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What's an astronut?

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 0 points1 point ago

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"Sea gangster"? You mean "pirate"?

[–]silkforcalde 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations, you noticed that he was an actor!

Not a very good one either. Just one obsessed with image.

[–]thedieversion 0 points1 point ago

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In all honesty, Johnny Depp isn't that bad of an actor. He's actually one of the better ones out there.

[–]FlightyBroad 0 points1 point ago

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I will now have to send a letter to Obama and demand that he legally change the title of Edward Scissorhands to Emo Wolverine.

[–]Gibdo 0 points1 point ago

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And they say he's type cast.

[–]craybatesedu 0 points1 point ago

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It works the same way if you replace every title with "quirky scene-stealer."

[–]sammanzhi 0 points1 point ago

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I think HST is a little more than a pot smoker...

[–]Kruse 0 points1 point ago

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Pot Smoker = Psychotic Writer #4

[–]cresteh 0 points1 point ago

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He wasn't psychotic in Finding Neverland. I want a refund.

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

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How does a repost with a typo for a title make it to the front page? Teach me how to reddit, karan2220.

[–]scarface11790 0 points1 point ago

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what can you say? Dude gets around...

[–]Bananarama20 0 points1 point ago

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god damn reposts.

[–]jutct 0 points1 point ago

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I've heard Johnny Depp is one of the coolest, most friendly celebrities. He apparently never brushes off a chance for an autograph or picture with his fans. Having met many celebrities myself, I can say that his actions seem pretty rare.

[–]KuztomX 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, someone should do one of these for Denzel Washington. 25 faces - same character.

[–]Zmodem 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Crump53 0 points1 point ago

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Im pretty sure the word for sea gangster is pirate..

[–]soupahkoopah 0 points1 point ago

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This post is all about Emo Wolverine.

[–]ecufan50 0 points1 point ago

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And not one Oscar. Shame...