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[–]GregorMendel 66 points67 points ago

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By the way, I expected the worst movie ever and watched something slightly better, when i watched Hot Tub Time machine. I encourage you to maybe consider potentially watching it one day.

[–]stufff 39 points40 points ago*

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I expected a 3/10 and it ended up being a 7.5/10.

IMDB thinks that it's only a 6.6 though, so maybe I'm just easy to please.

[–]lexyloowho[S] 21 points22 points ago

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I expected this response to be about a 1/10 but then it turned out to be an 8/10.

It only has one upvote so far though.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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This guy...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself.

[–]pnine 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't watch it because Diggnation did a stupid subliminal advert for netflix on the show.

[–]lexyloowho[S] 19 points20 points ago*

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Thanks, Brother Mendel. I look to you for both my genetics and cinematic advice. How are the peas?

[–]ihaveamastersdegree 6 points7 points ago

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I kept expecting them to meet Doc Brown somewhere along the way. But instead they found George McFly.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Watched it for the first time last night. Was not expecting much.

I laughed excessively.

[–]ajgator7 3 points4 points ago

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great white buffalo

[–]Snow88 2 points3 points ago

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Standard plot, decent acting, pretty funny I'd probably watch it again at some point.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It is actually pretty good. Plus my geek parts totally started tingling at the Doctor Who reference..

[–]MPFarmer 74 points75 points ago

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Jesus Hottub Christ

[–]calculuzz 42 points43 points ago

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Hot Tub Christ Machine

[–]akuta 16 points17 points ago

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Hot Tub Nazarene

[–]Estoye 8 points9 points ago

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I say that every time I bang my thumb with a hammer.

[–]munchybot 5 points6 points ago

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I say that every time I bang my thumb

[–]lightheat 7 points8 points ago

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Do you bang your thumb at me, sir?

[–]crake12 4 points5 points ago

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I think he bangs his thumb, just not at you.

[–]StupidLorbie 1 point2 points ago

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I do bang my thumb, sir.

[–]mynoduesp 2 points3 points ago

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Thumb... nail?

[–]NoodleKaboodle 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that I read that in Mr. Slave's voice?

[–]ChunderBeast 278 points279 points ago

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Who the fuck takes a PICTURE of their computer screen? Just use damned print screen you lunatic!

[–]solid7 183 points184 points ago

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[–]lexyloowho[S] 36 points37 points ago

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The level of dedication demonstrated in your comment... wow. Upvote for you!

[–]davidpm 30 points31 points ago

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My mom took a picture of her TV... for the moon landing.

[–]romcabrera 14 points15 points ago

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I.. I think that would be right. How else could you preserve that historical moment?

[–]yParticle 9 points10 points ago

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Go outside and point your camera at the moon? (Might want to bring the telephoto lens.)

[–]robisodd 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for a subtle jab on the actual transmission of the moon landing:

Video of the Apollo 11 moonwalk was transmitted from the Apollo TV camera in a SSTV format of 10 frames per second at 320 lines of resolution. The format as received on earth was incompatible with existing NTSC, PAL and SECAM television standards, so a conversion was needed for worldwide broadcast. This live conversion was crude: ...rather than being electronically processed and converted, was sent to a high quality video monitor where a conventional television camera merely re-photographed its screen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11_missing_tapes#Background

Unless, of course, it wasn't a subtle jab, just mere coincidence. If that is the case, I will take my vote back.

[–]lexyloowho[S] 191 points192 points ago

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Great question. Answer: my brother.

[–]ChunderBeast 121 points122 points ago

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In that case, please pass on my rage.

[–]lexyloowho[S] 108 points109 points ago

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Well, I am stealing his karma. So... nah.

[–]Neebat 22 points23 points ago

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Tell him "This is not broken. Reality is broken. This is truth as it should be."

[–]lexyloowho[S] 27 points28 points ago

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In Jesus's hot tub we pray, amen.

[–]wadsworthsucks 4 points5 points ago

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I always figured he'd have a jacuzzi. . .

[–]Mybrainmelts 1 point2 points ago

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This is my turbo jet blowing underneth your bum

[–]3mpire 4 points5 points ago

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Jesus as a hot tub, time traveler is so much more entertaining than an infallible magician.

I bet he has killer wine filled, hot tub parties.

[–]jmurphy1989 1 point2 points ago

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Then a priest comes along and BAM, hot tub full of the blood of christ.

[–]koviko 7 points8 points ago

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I'd assume in an attempt to prove it's "not spoofed." Of course, you could always just edit the HTML.

[–]wankerschnitzel 19 points20 points ago

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Either that, or the scanner cord wouldn't reach.

[–]S2S2S2S2S2 4 points5 points ago

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Your brother's name is Alexandra?

[–]lexyloowho[S] 5 points6 points ago

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It is when he's mooching off my account.

[–]not-throwaway 15 points16 points ago

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Just use Command-Shift-4 next time (on the mac)... much cleaner than taking a pic. It lets you select the part of the screen you want captured.

[–]Zr40 5 points6 points ago

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Or even better: Command-Shift-4 followed by Space. Then you can select the window you want captured.

[–]fashi0n4ble 12 points13 points ago

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Just use Alt+F4. Its the quickest screen capture.

[–]ajd660 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, because that is going to do a lot of good on a mac... Command f5 on the other hand is always fun because it turns on voice over.

[–]AChickenTasteGood 3 points4 points ago

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Answer: Mac-user.

[–]ZeroShift 3 points4 points ago

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This makes it seem less likely he manually edited the content.

[–]norsurfit 4 points5 points ago

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Agreed, that is ridiculous.

The appropriate process is to photocopy your screen, and then take a picture of the printout.

[–]PatATC 7 points8 points ago

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better title, "I think my screen-cap is broken"

[–]Ragarnok 2 points3 points ago*

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He should have just used his flat-bed scanner like any sane person would have done

[–]gypsiequeen 4 points5 points ago

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i just mash the keys i think screen captures, until i hear that CLICK. Mac w/ a PC Keyboard.... missing left shift key = endless fun -- i work at a computer accessories distributor as well... Oh the laziness of it all.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pro tip, command+shift+4 will let you screen capture the entire screne, the window you are using or let you draw a selection box on your screen of what you want to capture.

[–]StealthGhost 3 points4 points ago

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Mac users, apparently

[–]Chadlygump 20 points21 points ago

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Macs screen capture is actually surprisingly sophisticated (compared to XP, the last Windows I used). You can push one button and get a full screen grab or another and get a selection tool that only takes a grab of part of the screen. It then dumps a PNG of your grab right on the desktop.

[–]JavaLSU 6 points7 points ago

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In xp/vista/7 you can do alt-printscreen to just grab the active window.... very useful.

[–]jav032 4 points5 points ago

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But you have to paste it somewhere.

[–]JavaLSU 9 points10 points ago*

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Very rarely do I ever have to save the image that I capture. You can paste the image directly into an email or a document and be done with the whole process.

Usually when I do a screen capture it's to show somebody what I'm doing. Paste is all the functionality I need.

I'm not saying a file isn't useful. But for what I use it for, it's unnecessary, also I wouldn't want to have to delete the file every time I do a screen capture.

EDIT: What I would love to see is a mix of the two. If I wanted a file I could just right click on the desktop and click "Paste". Then it would create a new image file with the pasted image.

Edit 2: Mac has a lot more functionality, and seems really useful. Thanks. I would still love to see the paste as a new file option in general though, not just screen grabs.

[–]bluskale 3 points4 points ago

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On mac os x, its something like:
cmd-shift-3 = screenshot
cmd-shift-4 = selection box (cursor shows coordinates/dimensions)
cmd-shift-4 then press space = select window or menu

adding ctrl in there copies instead of saving a file. The default format is PNG, but you can change the format of the saved files through Terminal to jpg / pdf / tiff.

[–]codywarmbo 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote to the moon. Windows needs this feature.

[–]enternet21 1 point2 points ago

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on mac there are separate keyboard commands for paste/save, screen/selection. There is also a window grabber.

[–]jav032 1 point2 points ago

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Well that's a good point, I generally copy rather than save, but windows should implement it in a more similar way to OS X. If you hold control while doing screenshot, copy to clipboard. If not, save to desktop. Or the reverse. You can have the cake and eat it.

[–]jehahn 1 point2 points ago

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Macs have this ability. Cmd-Shift-3 takes a full screenshot, add Control to that and you copy to the clipboard. Cmd-Shift-4 lets you select a screen region, and adding control copies to the clipboard. There's also a way to just screenshot a window, but I can never remember the combo for that.

[–]MDemon 20 points21 points ago

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[–]microsnakey 6 points7 points ago

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You can also set a shortcut key so when I press Ctrl Shift F12 it appears, simples

[–]jav032 1 point2 points ago

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Similar, but less elegant and more work (open app, save file.) in Mac it's not even an app.

[–]karmadogma 36 points37 points ago

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And now, a reading from the Gospel according to Cusack.

[–]Forthewolfx 11 points12 points ago

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And thou show go in to thy holy hot hub, and with it's holy powers, shall travel into the younger days of thy life. To party as thy could, when thy fruits of life were ripe.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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And verily, say we, shouldst thou take thy opportunities as they comest, and advantage will thee take, at the second opportunities as they present themselves to thee.

[–]Napppy 11 points12 points ago

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I can explain the relational error: Andy from the office was in Hot Tub Tme machine. He was also in the Hangover with Zack galifianakis. Galifinakais has been referred to as fat Jesus on multiple occasions. It is difficult for these complex sql systems to create relational tables for the metaphysical. Edit: seplling

[–]lexyloowho[S] 13 points14 points ago

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...but where is Kevin Bacon in this scenario?

[–]knorby 2 points3 points ago

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Zach Galifianakis was in What Happens in Vegas... with Queen Latifah who was in Beauty Shop with Kevin Bacon. (credit)

[–]fence300 13 points14 points ago

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So, I'm gonna go read some bible now. Apparently I've been skimming past the good bits.

[–]kobun253 12 points13 points ago

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i hate the new UI

[–]Autoclave 9 points10 points ago

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They fucked instant watch. You have to hover to see the star ratings and you can't view a sortable list anymore. Plus if you click the covers it starts playing immediately rather than taking you to the info page. Sigh.

[–]kobun253 5 points6 points ago

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yeah i know, its fucking terrible.

[–]lucifers_attorney 28 points29 points ago

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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

[–]sugavan 17 points18 points ago

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Nice 'Event Horizon' reference. I shudder every time I think of that movie

[–]johnny861 16 points17 points ago

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Especially, that scene where the alien pops out of his stomache. Who'd have thought Vin Diesel could pull off such an iconic performance.

[–]xoe6eixi 6 points7 points ago

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Has some great quotes, too:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 4 points5 points ago

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I'll never understand you Star Trek fans.

[–]Stalked_Like_Corn 2 points3 points ago

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The funniest Star Trek movie was "The Wrath of Khan" where Khan is mad about his rug being pissed on and he has the help of his two friends who are coincidentally in his bowling league. "The rug really tied the holodeck together man"

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 61 points62 points ago

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You've clearly never read the bible. This is par for the course.

[–]ooNegativeONEoo 6 points7 points ago

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I wish this was true. The world would probably have a lot fewer problems. Maybe a bit more alcoholism, but overall an improvement.

[–]fatalerrrpr 3 points4 points ago

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Don't know, I think Catholics have generally adopted the whole alcoholism from the bible.

[–]davidpm 18 points19 points ago

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Oh Jesus, you so crazy.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I want to party with Jesus.

[–]Jesus_Harold_Christ 2 points3 points ago

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I can fulfill your dreams.

[–]portablebiscuit 6 points7 points ago

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I like the part when Jesus invents Google and calls it "Jewgle"

[–]broALLOVAyaFACE 8 points9 points ago

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sounds about right.... oh and... GREAT WHITE BUFFALO

[–]lexyloowho[S] 7 points8 points ago

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GREAT WHITE BUFFALO

[–]DMF171 3 points4 points ago

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No seriously, what does that even mean?

[–]Wazowski 7 points8 points ago

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  great white buffalo

[–]zerro_4 2 points3 points ago

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[–]supraman001 1 point2 points ago

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YOU KEEP IT IN THE CLOSET!?!

[–]LolMyGod 5 points6 points ago

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I think it's far more accurate.

[–]sdtoking420 4 points5 points ago

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That actually sounds about right.

[–]Snapdad 4 points5 points ago

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On the same note, I'd just like to say I hate Netflix new format for their website. It's awful and scrolling through movies is slow.

[–]badwolfinc 1 point2 points ago

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www.instantwatcher.com

This website lets you browse all the instant watch netflix titles (so it won't help you find dvds/bluray as easily). It also lets you see rotten tomato scores and a few other filters. Much better than netflix own site.

[–]PrettyBigDuck 4 points5 points ago

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From the people who brought you 10 Things I Hate About Commandments

[–]lexyloowho[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Never gets old.

[–]savagejesus 3 points4 points ago

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That's not what happened? I gotta read that book again

[–]lexyloowho[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Nice try, Jesus.

[–]savagejesus 1 point2 points ago

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Shit you caught me. Heavens getting crowded, so every once in a while I go on reddit to make sure some people don't get in.

[–]bananakonda 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, how'd those morons at netflix mistake a jesus movie for Primer?

[–]cavortingwebeasties 2 points3 points ago

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I like to think someone there has a sense of humor, and has actually read the bible enough to know that Primer is a far more plausible plotline when it comes down to it.

[–]Iamanangrywoman 1 point2 points ago

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It probably a bug with hovering over the title because if you do a search for the movie, it gives the right synopsis. Or It's shopped.

Those "morons" at netflix probably are too busy actually doing stuff that matters to make sure you can actually stream your movies seamlessly than worrying about a crappy Jesus documentary with the wrong synopsis.

[–]bananakonda 1 point2 points ago

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ANGRY WOMAN IS SARCASTIC AT JOKE POST

[–]Iamanangrywoman 5 points6 points ago

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Are you calling me fat?

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

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I don't geddit.. J$ and his dudes got wild too. They loved coke.. they loved the 80's.

[–]a1phanumeric 2 points3 points ago

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Quick! Get the camera, we need to take a photograph of something on a computer screen!

[–]ColdChemical 1 point2 points ago

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if it were just a screenshot it would be easy to declare it fake

[–]a1phanumeric 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not even gonna mention how silly that comment was.

[–]ColdChemical 1 point2 points ago

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good man.

[–]crmacjr 10 points11 points ago

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One can make up whatever story they want for what Jesus did; everyone else does.

[–]footballersrok 3 points4 points ago

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I don't see what you're getting at. This is a known fact about Jesus's life. Leonardo did a painting before this guy made the video. I think it's called 'The Last Dinner' or something..

[–]Ibitemynails 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't been able to see my Netflix account settings in like a month.

[–]lexyloowho[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Well, yeah. There's that too.

[–]neverinvalid 1 point2 points ago

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This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]MananWho 2 points3 points ago

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Because Jesus went back in time on his hot tub and took away all the nice things?

[–]theif519 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's a pretty accurate portrayal.

[–]ScottRockview 1 point2 points ago

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And there we have it; the miracles performed by Jesus were all witnessed by his drunk and high friends.

[–]SuperFightingRobot 1 point2 points ago

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Best movie ever.

[–]Nanopy 1 point2 points ago

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more importantly, there's a woman on the internet...

[–]lexyloowho[S] 4 points5 points ago

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WHAT NO WAY WHERE

[–]Kiyosal 1 point2 points ago

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Seems legit to me.

[–]jamesinraro 1 point2 points ago

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If you live outside the US it has always been broken.

[–]sweaterguy94 1 point2 points ago

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"And the time machine? Well, it's a hot tub" haha oh jesus.

[–]willo7 1 point2 points ago

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No, that sounds about right . . . no bible on hand to check . . . so yea . . . perfect!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's based on the Gospel of Apatow.

[–]jbirdkerr 2 points3 points ago

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Books from this part of the Apocrypha often include "hot tub" as a reference to the baptismal font.

SPOILER ALERT: Jesus is a closet toker.

[–]potatomafia 1 point2 points ago

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On a side note, I really dislike the new Netflix site.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus did feed the multitudes from a single pepperoni stick and one Red Bull.

[–]frissonFry 1 point2 points ago

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Flanders: "Book of Revelations, fire-breathing lion's head, tail made out of snakes...who else is it going to be?"

[–]cavortingwebeasties 1 point2 points ago

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And that would somehow be less preposterous?

[–]that_makes_no_sense 1 point2 points ago

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nothing out of the ordinary here. move along

[–]Torlen 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else hate the new netflix setup?

[–]P-Rickles 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. If it were really like this, I might reconsider my atheism...

[–]CalamityOne 1 point2 points ago

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I see no problem here, in fact, it sounds like somewhat of an entertaining movie. A story of Christ not many people are aware of.

[–]user112358 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the posts here were gonna be funny. I guess I was wrong... I lolled way harder at the actual post than raging about someone having taken a photo of their computer screen...

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 1 point2 points ago

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I had no idea what movie it was until the last sentence. Somehow I think that paragraph would have been hilarious in and of itself.

[–]imaPDFfile 1 point2 points ago

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I see nothing wrong with this.

[–]rarrarrarr 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, definitely broken. http://imgur.com/Zuytx

[–]lexyloowho[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ha!

[–]rarrarrarr 1 point2 points ago

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I was so happy I'd seen your post before that happened to me. The avoided confusion made me pleased to be a redditor.

[–]Dave_Hulud 1 point2 points ago

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Looks fine to me. Nothing to see here, move along.

[–]EquinsuOcha 3 points4 points ago

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Everyone knows Jesus prefers tequila.

[–]2achariah 1 point2 points ago*

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I think your print screen ability is broken

Edit: Not any more.

[–]lexyloowho[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Nice response: Meh, little bro wanted to text it to me.

Snarky response: I think your grammar is broken.

[–]oneAngrySonOfaBitch 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds about right.

[–]TheHumanBentipede 0 points1 point ago

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I think that Jesus probably had the power to make a Hot Tub Time Machine, but took the boring route of performing non-sexy miracles.

[–]cavortingwebeasties 1 point2 points ago

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...and cheap parlor tricks

[–]skeip 0 points1 point ago

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I'd watch that.

[–]Suppafly 0 points1 point ago

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No, that description is correct.

[–]thisromanholiday 0 points1 point ago

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Nice.

[–]jparks81 0 points1 point ago

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That crazy Jesus. He's a riot!

[–]fashi0n4ble 0 points1 point ago

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That's obviously the foreign title.

[–]TheBigBomma 0 points1 point ago

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Its not broken

[–]b0b0b0b 0 points1 point ago

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Eventual consistency!? Just be glad Netflix doesn't have your credit card number.

[–]BringYourVoice 0 points1 point ago

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No. That's definitely the right descriptor Right.

[–]bloodwine 0 points1 point ago

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Of course Netflix is broken. How else does Tyler Perry's movies get 4/5 star ratings?!

[–]BringYourVoice 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's the right descriptor.

[–]Delinas 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Sounds about right.

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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No ... that sounds about right.

[–]sim642 0 points1 point ago

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It's not broken, it just started working correctly after it had been broken for a long-long time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Netflix is hammered!

[–]alecronrowly 0 points1 point ago

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Looks good to me.

[–]HandsomeDynamite 0 points1 point ago

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Looks fine to me.

[–]Jumphi97 0 points1 point ago

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Then who was Jesus?

[–]AllTattedUpJay 0 points1 point ago

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This must be the movie about Jesus' middle life that was left out of the bible!

[–]Jesus_Harold_Christ 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, this is pretty accurate. Also, Command+Shift+3.

[–]mccoyn 0 points1 point ago

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I had a similar situation when I discovered "Shaft" was playing on the SciFi channel. The description was of a cult classic about a bad-ass detective whose name was Shaft. I hadn't seen the movie and set my DVR to record it. What I was treated to was "The Shaft", a movie about an elevator that goes on a mad killing spree.

[–]drearypilot 1 point2 points ago

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On the bright side, a movie about an elevator that goes on a mad killing spree sounds pretty sweet. Probably loads of opportunity for good puns, anyhow...

[–]fryzoid 0 points1 point ago

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"Well it's a hot tub." gives it away.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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Your screenshot looks awfully plasma-y. ಠ_ಠ

[–]LessLikeYou 0 points1 point ago

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Hot Tub Crucifix

[–]DWEEB33 0 points1 point ago

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10/10. would watch again.

PS. be sure to watch the deleted scenes! HILARIOUS

[–]cp44 0 points1 point ago

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COMMAND + SHIFT + 4

[–]palescribe 0 points1 point ago

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If it had raptors, I may have given the movie a try.

[–]plokijuhujiko 0 points1 point ago

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Boy, the answer to the question, "Who Was Jesus" sounds like way more fun than I thought.

[–]cymande 0 points1 point ago

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some netflix alternatives are mubi and indiemoviesonline

[–]merczoidberg 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus: The College Years. Back when he started christening people in hot tubs

[–]wassupDFW 0 points1 point ago

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There are lots of other things that appear to be "broken" with Netflix...after they tried doing a DiggV4.

[–]dalittleguy 0 points1 point ago

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it's a trap

[–]paintthisred 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, looks about right to me.

[–]strained_brain 0 points1 point ago

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I'm still not sure how they fit all twelve disciples, Mary Magdalene, and Jesus into that hot tub! More like Hot Tub Tardis if you ask me!

[–]kry1212 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, just when I didn't know wtf I was going to watch. THANKS!

[–]meeeeeeeeeeee 0 points1 point ago

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netflix frustrates me with its teasing way offering movies/tv shows they no longer have and just keeping them in your saved area forever.

[–]Scarmander 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen it, that about sums it up

[–]Stalked_Like_Corn 0 points1 point ago

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Seems fixed now but either Netflix site is messed up or they just redesigned. Not been on the site site in a bit. mostly watch on PS3.

[–]dangerfever 0 points1 point ago

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Sold! Just converted to Christianity

[–]ZobaKhan 0 points1 point ago

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No, no that sounds about right.

[–]eeelisabeth 0 points1 point ago

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Seems about right.

[–]Wilderbeest 0 points1 point ago

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Command, shift, 4. Screenshot mode.

[–]captapocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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As a Christian, I confirm this summation of Jesus' life.

[–]dv297 0 points1 point ago

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... I see nothing wrong

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's the bible as I remember it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Command Shift 3 my brother

[–]hansonmb 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds about right...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's pronounced hey-soos. It's about a guy from Puerto Rico.