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[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 30 points31 points ago

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[–]qrunch 8 points9 points ago

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Mad scientist right there.

[–]alienseen[S] 0 points1 point ago

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try to pop a Mentos mint in there... that'll be quite the experiment!

[–]qrunch 8 points9 points ago

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Manhattan Project v2.0

[–]Ran4 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing would happen. It's coke, not diet coke.

[–]VillainTricks 12 points13 points ago

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Coca-Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up. Now we all drink 7-up.

[–]o0h 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome song lyrics.

[–]gl77 -2 points-1 points ago

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This made me smile, needs to be voted higher.

[–]rango26 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Riou 3 points4 points ago

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payback for this: http://i.imgur.com/E4vqY.jpg

[–]khanjal 5 points6 points ago*

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/shines the beacon to summon ThereIsNotDotInDrPepper

*edit darn t's :(

[–]silentmage 0 points1 point ago

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/shines the beacon to summon

There is no t in no

[–]Oufour -1 points0 points ago

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Wait, Not Dot? Shouldn't it be No Dot, or is Not Dot some sort of chemical?

[–]logically 15 points16 points ago

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Ok. Everybody just Mello Yellow out everything is going to be all Sprite.

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[–]onlymatthew 1 point2 points ago

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Things are about to get real Nestea...

[–]alienseen[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta-sy?

[–]CamouflageDave 9 points10 points ago

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Caught in a landslide no break from real-ice-lemon-tea

[–]x755x 2 points3 points ago

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Open your eyes, look to the skies, Hi-C...

[–]Ultimate_Thor 4 points5 points ago

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Seeing Coke vs Pepsi always reminds me of the Lewis Black routine where he wonders why these two companies advertise and who has actually changed their mind due to the commercial. Could be an interesting AMA by someone who actually swapped from being a Coke/Pepsi lover to the opposite side due to commercials.

[–]Charun86 0 points1 point ago

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I think of this. "If you wanna know the truth, can't even taste the difference... All I know is Pepsi payed me most recently so... Tastes better."

[–]petulant_snowflake 2 points3 points ago

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Why is the Coke bleeding Hawaiian Punch?

[–]Laminer 2 points3 points ago

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Et tu Pepsi.

[–]w4t 2 points3 points ago

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OMFG there is no . in Dr Pepper

[–]Farble 2 points3 points ago

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There's no period in Dr Pepper.

[–]Braingothink 0 points1 point ago

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So it's a guy then?

[–]Kitsune57 1 point2 points ago

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To be honest, I don't care which one I drink. Both are pretty much the same to me, coke is a bit sweeter I find, but nothing too diversive.

[–]12characters 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed, although I prefer non-caustic fluids.

[–]K_Jay 1 point2 points ago

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Dear God, it's like the Bloods and the Crips. Will it never end?

[–]duckonastick 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S SODA ON SODA CRIME!

[–]CarriereJC 0 points1 point ago

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Is it wrong the several pepsi ganged up on a coke? Fuck yah it is! And who you gonna call?!?! Fuck if I know i'm too high.

[–]rwhittak3 0 points1 point ago

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Ghost Busters!

[–]Cats462 0 points1 point ago

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Thats quite an experiment all right!

[–]layo89 0 points1 point ago

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Where's Big Red on the mix? I know he can take them down cause his fucking big Red.

[–]ignoramusaurus 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of when I was at uni we lived with this really annoying Irish - Canadian guy who had a shelf of the fridge rammed full of coke. So working from the back one of my stoner friends drank every one of them without properly opening the can until one day the guy realised because it was just a shelf full of empty cans.

[–]ScarboroughFairgoer 0 points1 point ago

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A friend of mine had/has an actual cocaine problem. Another friend put the pic on the Facebook and tagged him as the coke and all of us as the pepsi cans. It was entitled "Help us beat the coke out of Adam."

[–]nosferatu_zodd 0 points1 point ago

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coca-cola isn't that color, cheap special effects.

[–]ZZai 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

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My dad used to sing a song to me when I was a kid:

Coca cola went to town, Pepsi cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now they're after 7-up!

[–]needsanupvote 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rwhittak3 -1 points0 points ago

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They got it backward; Coke kicks the shit out of Pepsi.