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[–]metamars 70 points71 points ago

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ACCIO TACOS

[–]GoogleDatShit 10 points11 points ago

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EXPECTO TACOOOOOOS!

[–]Zinxhetan 8 points9 points ago

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EXPECTOOO HABANERO!

[–]PureClass 8 points9 points ago

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AVADA BURRITO!

[–]Zinxhetan 2 points3 points ago

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SIESTA SEMPRA!

[–]mgh245 2 points3 points ago

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It was a laugh riot!

[–]Hananakajima 47 points48 points ago

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I've always been partial to this one:

http://i.imgur.com/qo5DZ.gif

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[–]billmalarky 44 points45 points ago

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[–]Trigononamous 6 points7 points ago

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NEDM BRO

[–]DoubleAcesHigh 4 points5 points ago

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Ah YTMND...I miss it, back when it wasn't completely mentally challenged.

[–]Carl_Wheathers 0 points1 point ago

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Nah it was pretty mentally challenged from day one.

[–]Colbeagle 1 point2 points ago

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[–]samhasacatandhands 3 points4 points ago

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I am at an [8] right now and the noise that I heard every time that cat beams is fucked.

[–]w2tpmf 1 point2 points ago

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After all these years, this one still tops my list.

[–]Jerkmaan 10 points11 points ago

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I liked that one when it was a KFC bucket

[–]EpicToastable 1 point2 points ago

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Still my favorite.

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[–]kiddietg 0 points1 point ago

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downvote, THEN mark as spam, then move on.

[–]mysteryoeuf 1 point2 points ago

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IMO better than your new favorite. Just an opinion.

[–]hazdrubal 0 points1 point ago

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CAKE FU PANDA

Not as funny this year.

[–]bboytriple7 7 points8 points ago

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What. The. Fuck.

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[–]ch0och 5 points6 points ago

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eeeetch uwummah

[–]Bloqhead 9 points10 points ago

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These are all my favorites: click!

[–]gentlebot 2 points3 points ago

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LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT

[–]Geoff_Kay 7 points8 points ago

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What is this? I don't even...

[–]themindtaker 6 points7 points ago

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I'm with you. I have no fucking clue what's going on here.

[–]james5 8 points9 points ago

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Patrick Bateman throwing a taco at Harry Potter, who is wearing a sombrero at the time, what's so hard to understand?

[–]WaltzingacrosstheUS 1 point2 points ago

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What.

[–]jenamtaylor 1 point2 points ago

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I want sound... MUST HEAR HARRY POTTER EAT THE TACO!

[–]iggdawg 1 point2 points ago

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This makes.no sense... how.can he keep eating them without getting full? Fuck, he keeps eating them...

[–]poweredbycookies 3 points4 points ago

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I can't believe this - my friend made this and it's on reddit! Awesome!

[–]brainsss 4 points5 points ago

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my friend also made this.... tiny? black?

[–]poweredbycookies 1 point2 points ago

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YES. NINA IS INTERNET FAMOUS OMG

[–]brainsss 1 point2 points ago

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what holy shit balls who is this hahahahahahah

[–]NominalAeon 2 points3 points ago

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i just peed in my pants

[–]zzzzzzzzzssd 0 points1 point ago

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i guess you have never seen bouncing boobies. unless you are a girl, im not sure what you like

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHA OMG that was so funny, I LOVE PIZZA!

[–]riot_invoked 0 points1 point ago

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Was that Patrick Bateman throwing a taco at Harry Potter while he wore a sombrero and a dirty sanchez mustache which he instantly devoured?

My god, maybe Harold Camping was right.

[–]Spillanya 0 points1 point ago

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ONTD? Is that you?

[–]Aesthete 0 points1 point ago

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Huh. I thought Harry was on a no-carb diet.

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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RACIST!!

[–]HalfEatenPie 0 points1 point ago

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Me Gusta

[–]coffeebeans10 0 points1 point ago

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i am confused

[–]seth7733 0 points1 point ago

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There is no real taco

[–]RESET-REWIND 0 points1 point ago

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I love tacos too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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have a taco, buddy

[–]brainsss 0 points1 point ago

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bahahahahah my best friend made this! The internet is truly a weird and inscrutable place.

[–]Psuedolus -1 points0 points ago

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Huh. Guess it's my favorite now, too.

(Although I can't link it in facebook conversations...)

[–]SenTedStevens -1 points0 points ago

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Stupid.

[–]QuintonFlynn -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Leelluu -3 points-2 points ago

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You're kinda cute.

[–]LordNinja -4 points-3 points ago

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Pity its fake, you ever pull the chair from under someone and they fall hard. He just lowered himself real slowly

[–]tip_ty 5 points6 points ago

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COMMENTING ON THE WRONG GIF

[–]garbledina -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah I'm gonna need you to check my tacos.

[–]SlytherinAuror -1 points0 points ago

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Tacos Maximus! i effing love this!

[–]GravyJefferson -1 points0 points ago

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If you're blue and you don't know where to go to....