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[–]mrblue182 137 points138 points ago

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Oh sweet, this picture again

[–]luhjan 35 points36 points ago

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With the same title non the less... great.

[–]random19 12 points13 points ago

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so... it's a repost?

[–]OctopusBrine 43 points44 points ago

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so... it's a repost?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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so... it's a repost?

[–]iriegypsy 28 points29 points ago

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so... it's a repost?

[–]Rainbowlemon 8 points9 points ago

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I like the chaos in the upvotes. It's like a submission microcosm.

[–]BonePwns13 4 points5 points ago

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so… it's not a repost?

[–]Foreall 2 points3 points ago

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and yet it got 2k + upvotes.

[–]Repost_Meter 1 point2 points ago

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Repost [X---------] Original Content

[–]misplacedme 4 points5 points ago

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How does this meter work? I thought repost was a boolean.

[–]Switch- 58 points59 points ago

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Reddit: Bringing you the best of memes from the 90's.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

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Yeah, the 1690s.

[–]mafu99 1 point2 points ago

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1690 was a very significant year where I come from. link explains. Basically can be attributed to the beginning of the conflict in Northern Ireland.

[–]ShenaniganCannon 5 points6 points ago

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Always people saying this, and then there's always people like me, despite coming here everyday and looking around for hours, have never seen it. Quiiiiiiiiit whining. Please. And I think it's funny. And fresh.

[–]MoarVespenegas -1 points0 points ago

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But it's neither, just because you have been living under a rock for the past ten years does not make this any better.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Jarfol 1 point2 points ago

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Theres few things on reddit more hypocritical than bitching about reposts followed by bitching about bitching about reposts.

It all comes down to whether you want "new and original content" or "new to me" content.

[–]cbfw86 1 point2 points ago

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BOOM! HEADSHOT!

[–]kmoneyy -2 points-1 points ago

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straight fresh nigga

[–]AChanceRay 0 points1 point ago

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R-E-D-D-I-TEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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repost

DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE!!!

[–]killer_kitty 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else listen to that dubstep?

[–]RedBeardedOwl 0 points1 point ago

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The punchline is the accompanying photo, not the text.

[–]Cyanr 23 points24 points ago

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Totally not a rererererererepost

[–]luhjan 5 points6 points ago

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Needs more re.

[–]your_ass_is_crass 4 points5 points ago

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more reposts.

[–]luhjan 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure he puts his pants on once leg at a time just like every one of us, but once he does he reposts.

[–]your_ass_is_crass 1 point2 points ago

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I'd be doing myself a disservice, and every member of this website, if I didn't repost the HELL out of this.

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[–]RyanOnymous 20 points21 points ago

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too

[–]ShenaniganCannon 3 points4 points ago

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From way allllllll the way to hard

[–]almondz -1 points0 points ago

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I almost woke up the kids.

[–]Sideo8 -5 points-4 points ago

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Same here.

[–]steinamo 6 points7 points ago

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Not only a repost, but also guilty of PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE.

[–]Zeds_dead 12 points13 points ago

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Awesome repost.

[–]GozerWorshiper 4 points5 points ago

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Who are the people that upvote this kinda stuff? There should be a subreddit devoted to reposts. Any new redditor cannot post until he has thoroughly read this.

[–]SpyHunter 2 points3 points ago

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Shit's a repost, yo

[–]narkee 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like Mark Zuckerberg

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else think he looks like Eminem?

[–]bg370 1 point2 points ago

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They burnin errything up over there.

[–]atrophie 1 point2 points ago

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Get off of OP's back, they're a new redditor.

OP needs to know about the search function though.

[–]RepostJesus 1 point2 points ago

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[–]analord 1 point2 points ago

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Acknowledge repost and upvote anyway?

Reddit is like, "Meh, as long as my Karma is being farmed. Original content fuck off!"

[–]iliketopoop 3 points4 points ago

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Well this dude ain't helping much.

[–]crunklepat 2 points3 points ago

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Shits old, yo. I heard the Dell dude got busted for pot. Confirm / deny?

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 0 points1 point ago

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OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD

[–]SlimThugga 1 point2 points ago

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I feelz ya, brah

[–]ayearinaminute 1 point2 points ago

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I lol'd

[–]uberpwnzorz 1 point2 points ago

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We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn!

[–]theamazingroberto 1 point2 points ago

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not only is it a repost, it's a repost with the punchline in the title. each downvote should count double.

[–]Flyinape 0 points1 point ago

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MY HOUSE!

[–]beautiful_noise 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks. Now I'm giggling alone in the dark.

[–]CorporalYetiDick -1 points0 points ago

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The last time I laughed at this picture I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

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[–]gonorrhea_nodule -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh, is this a repost?

I'm glad someone pointed it out, because the first 11 times didn't really sink in.

FUCK EVERY BITCH WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT REPOSTS. FUCK YOUR MOTHER.

[–]Incalite 0 points1 point ago

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Nah man, that's just Mordor.

[–]sheen16 0 points1 point ago

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I caNT UPVOTE FOR LAUGHING,fuck me, the best iv'e ever seen

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Snap!

[–]phatt__fruity 0 points1 point ago

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all the people in the paintings of that time where white, with rosy cheeks and huge eyeballs...

[–]robbor 0 points1 point ago

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That gave me a laugh!

[–]thiagorossi 0 points1 point ago

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shits old yo

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

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I'm A Komputer.

[–]A_E_I_O_U 0 points1 point ago

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My standards were too high clicking into this link. I was expecting Scar Face from Half Baked.

[–]ENoether 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Yes, it is.

[–]severedgoddesshand 0 points1 point ago

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Troooolllllllllll

[–]Briighteyes16 0 points1 point ago

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Mark Zuckerberg medieval?

[–]Sarah_Connor 0 points1 point ago

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Dumb fucks trust me with their scrolls

[–]Mr_Repair_man_man_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Vulf 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate, I haven't seen this one yet and I lol'd. Thanks!

[–]Peantuchair 0 points1 point ago

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Verily

[–]big_dirt 0 points1 point ago

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This breaks so many rules of Reddiquette.

Quadruple repost to the umpteenth power + punchline in the title = lame.

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[–]big_dirt 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa... your comment is a repost of other comments you've made. Did you know that?

Repost.

[–]NyaR -1 points0 points ago

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[–]titieslap -1 points0 points ago

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This makes me chortle something rotten.

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[–]fijimucho -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't understand, can someone explain why this is funny?

[–]HarrisonMadagascar -2 points-1 points ago

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There's no way he would have spoken like that at the time

[–]xPdaydReaMeR -1 points0 points ago

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She said I was this big, yo.

[–]Ianskull -1 points0 points ago

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this is a repost that never gets old

[–]yumenohikari -1 points0 points ago

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I googled to see if there was a meme to this. Doesn't look like it, but the first hit was from funnyjunk (which we know has no original content), in January of last year, same pic. So yeah, that's a downvote.

[–]puadxe -1 points0 points ago

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Usually I open obvious repost threads and am just daunted by how many positive comments there are...but today I am proud. This was such a lazy ass repost OP, you didn't even try for an original title ffs. Fuck you.

[–]negkarmafarmer -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like most of you got trolled pretty hard.

[–]iowa78 -2 points-1 points ago

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Mark Zuckerberg?

[–]theSuspiciousPie -1 points0 points ago

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oh wow! ive never seen this before!

[–]spsessions -2 points-1 points ago

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may be repost, but its still my wallpaper