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[–]bascule 29 points30 points ago

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And here I assumed this would have something to do with ketamine

[–]qquicksilver 6 points7 points ago

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I didnt know there was another definition of "K-hole"

[–]eroq -1 points0 points ago

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I'm glad to be getting closer to the definition of "K-hole".

[–]webby_mc_webberson 5 points6 points ago

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It might still...

[–]option_al 2 points3 points ago

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thats the first thing i thought of when i clicked the link.

[–]Redditsays 9 points10 points ago

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Oh my. I wish I got that kind of action.

[–]izzy11 9 points10 points ago

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[–]nerddtvg 3 points4 points ago

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[–]eroq 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit, there goes my morning productivity

[–]Bubbascrub 1 point2 points ago

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Huh, everyone in the 70's was extremely unattractive. I never knew that.

[–]Describes_NSFW_Links 19 points20 points ago

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This is a picture of a group of teens at a dance. One smaller boy in a black suit is dancing with a girl at least a head taller than him. The girl is blonde with a yellow shirt and blue skirt. She has her arms wrapped around the boy as they dance. The boy has his hand shoved down the girl's white panties and is touching her genitals. No one in the crowd seems to notice.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Except the camera person and presumably everyone on that side of the room.

[–]ss300oogle 0 points1 point ago

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sometimes your descriptions are hotter than the actual NSFW links... keep at it, my friend

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[–]Kilbourne 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously? You've been here for four years and you don't know about Describes_NSFW_Links? He's one of the mos useful novelty accounts on the site!

[–]flano1 0 points1 point ago

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...whose account has existed for 18 days....

[–]Kilbourne 0 points1 point ago

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There's been several of these accounts, all in the same vein -- I think the predecessor was Describes_NSFL_Links

[–]benevolent_redditor 38 points39 points ago*

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Isn't that cp, technically? Just wondering.

Edit: Guys, I didn't mean you should downvote it. Imo it's a great picture, takes me back... If this guy's anything like I remember myself, he's probably jizzed in his pants already...

[–]webby_mc_webberson 8 points9 points ago

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technically, but well.... you see....

shit I have to burn my fucking hard drive now.

[–]onebigthrust 7 points8 points ago

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I don't think so, because there is no actual nudity. Nonetheless, the creep factor is high.

[–]reseph 2 points3 points ago

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You might want to check what "porn" means.

pornography: creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire.

[–]benevolent_redditor 6 points7 points ago

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To be honest the picture does stimulate my sexual desire. Not sure about other literary or artistic value.

[–]reseph 5 points6 points ago

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A picture of a horse could stimulate sexual desire for some. It's not about if it does for you, it's about if it was created for that purpose.

[–]benevolent_redditor 2 points3 points ago

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What kind of picture of a horse are we talking about?

[–]reseph 3 points4 points ago

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[–]benevolent_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair OP didn't post a picture of teenagers not having sex though...

[–]reseph 0 points1 point ago

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But the OP didn't post a picture of anyone having sex.

[–]benevolent_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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Bill, is it you?!

[–]chodeface 1 point2 points ago

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this stimulated my desire to almost shit my pants laughing.

[–]reseph 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So if naked pictures of 5 year olds don't get you off, it's okay to amass and distribute them?

[–]reseph -1 points0 points ago

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If you haven't noticed, I'm not arguing what's right and wrong.

Besides, countless parents/people take pictures of their babies without clothes on & post them on Facebook etc.

[–]throwaway-o 0 points1 point ago

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The judge who is going to be trying you doesn't give a fuck about definitions. He'll jail you anyway and make you look like a horrible pervert.

[–]fishfishmonkeyhat 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like eeeeeeeevery commercial on television, doesn't it?

[–]hard_to_explain 4 points5 points ago

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That used to be a demotivator around 2001. I remember it.

[–]NEStacular 4 points5 points ago

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This image was used 12 years ago for one of those Priceless memes..... ah memories....

http://funny.fluky.org/pages/Mastercard+Prom-King.jpg

[–]AnAverageGuy 4 points5 points ago

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[–]hardman52[S] 3 points4 points ago

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To be honest, after the shock wore off I felt more nostalgia than sexual titillation. It reminded me of the 8th-grade cotillion dances and sweaty-palmed dancing in the shadows. And who in the hell took that picture and when? A chaperon? Where are the people now? That would make a great story, IMO.

And technically, the pictures of me and my siblings taking a bath together when we were 3-6 years old is child porn. It's a sad day when we allow our fears to control us, but that's post-baby-boom America. We thought we were all going to free the world and instead fell prey to our tiny little minds.

[–]doctajoyce 0 points1 point ago

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"We thought we were all going to free the world and instead fell prey to our tiny little minds."

Well put needless to say, a favorite quote of mine via Chuck Palahniuk's Lullaby sums it up: “The sound shivers through the walls, through the table, through the window frame, and into my finger. These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Old George Orwell got it backward. Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted. He's making sure you're fully absorbed... and this being fed, it's worse than being watched. With the world always filling you, no one has to worry about what's in your mind. With everyone's imagination atrophied, no one will ever be a threat to the world.”

[–]BlackPride 1 point2 points ago

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sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffff

The proof won't go away for about three days.

[–]ICCULUSC 0 points1 point ago

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No fear there.

[–]donald347 0 points1 point ago

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Timeless

[–]chimpychimp 0 points1 point ago

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All I could think was:

DAMN that kid is cool. First base (or second depending on your system) at a junior dance in a room full of people.

[–]dapperkerning 0 points1 point ago

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I had a mormon friend once who had a completely different base system, but the commonly agreed upon one is this:

First base - Kissing up to and including the open-mouth variety and intermittent breast fondling. Second base - More aggressive stimulation above the waist paired with manual stimulation of genitalia. Third base - Oral stimulation of genitalia. Home run (Fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

I've never heard 'hands down the pants' as first base. I mean, once you're there, there aren't a lot of solid steps until you're doin' it, right?

[–]cougarpoop 0 points1 point ago

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Like a boss.

[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 0 points1 point ago

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Tee Hee!

[–]resident_sociopath 0 points1 point ago

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What an amateur. He should be moving panties to the side

[–]HoppiHaters 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SAWK 0 points1 point ago

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Now that is a meat sandwich!

[–]pretendtofly 0 points1 point ago

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...dad?!?

[–]polyphasic0007 0 points1 point ago

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what's k-hole and how is this relevent?

[–]coldplane -1 points0 points ago

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Playa got some mad skillz!

[–]mageqwerty -1 points0 points ago

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[–]mageqwerty 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lolwatdahek -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]starryknight -2 points-1 points ago

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That chick he's dancing with looks like a real class act.

[–]quik69 -1 points0 points ago

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Isn't this the image from the post that led to the original non-sexual and silly comment?