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[–]Weissbier 19 points20 points ago

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"But God help you if you EVER buy Schlitz again!"

[–]Bastages27 5 points6 points ago

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whats wrong with Schlitz? Its a pretty good beer...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed, It's actually pretty decent with their old recipe again. Whoever thought it was a good idea to change it in the first place should probably be beat over the head repeatedly. Something is obviously wrong with you if you think changing the recipe for the most popular beer that had been in production since 1858 was a good idea.

[–]sempf 1 point2 points ago

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If you are losig 9 cents on every bottle sold you only got two choices.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Raise your beer price and stay a smaller company, or sell out to a foreign company to try and gain scales of economy like just about every other beer manufacturer has?

[–]srpsychosexy 2 points3 points ago

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what do you think would happen if she burned the beer?

[–]AsGoodAsTheBest 0 points1 point ago

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She would be doing it wrong

[–]Weissbier 0 points1 point ago

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Might improve it...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Now I understand why we tell women to get us a sandwich. Kinda hard to screw up a sandwich.

[–]endorphiend 0 points1 point ago

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Not for me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Then you will be limited to retrieving the cold beer from the fridge....

[–]Catmand0 1 point2 points ago

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at least i can still get drunk and beat you a lesson.

[–]Satherton 1 point2 points ago

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yes!!!! love 50s ads. so true.......

[–]holographica 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like her right hand was mangled. That pan and hand were drawn like perspective was ignored. Or that she burned it along with the dinner.

[–]MisterOminous 1 point2 points ago

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The good ol' days. No label to tell you that beer was cold. Cause your woman would get a backhand if it wasnt.

[–]PatAunces -2 points-1 points ago

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But... how would you know if your beer was cold? I don't get it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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So, so sick of this repost...

[–]Tappen_Zee 5 points6 points ago

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It's new to me!

[–]inuse23[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I tried to search for it but apparently it wasnt a good enough job , sorry bro. drink a beer

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But it's been left out on the damned table all day and now it's warm.

[–]iriegypsy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Felt_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

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In the days when rape was legal...