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[–]robertson13 6 points7 points ago

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I always get more scared by the quieter noises than the louder ones. At least with a loud noise I know I heard it and can usually decipher where it came from. With a quiet one I have to sit in silence and listen to it.

Fuck quiet scary noises.

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[–]oldmanrain[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Same thing I'd do if I ever found a tarantula in the house. Burn it, burn it all

[–]TopsDrop 0 points1 point ago

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You're a pussy? Meow

[–]jctxstate 0 points1 point ago

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I have two and a half cats, they probably react the same way. But me? I sleep with a giant serrated kitchen knife on the bedside table, scares the crap out of my gf because I have nightmares from my Army experiences, but I feel it's worth it in the end.

[–]ishouldnothavethese 0 points1 point ago

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I keep a loaded ak 47 next to my bed. Stop by /r/guns

[–]dan013 0 points1 point ago

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hahahaha

[–]Slarti 0 points1 point ago

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A cat, how original , cause reddit needs more cats.

[–]SenTedStevens 0 points1 point ago

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Pussy. Do you also sleep with your blankey, too?

[–]Infinite_Bagel -1 points0 points ago

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Is this what you're like with other people around?

[–]mangoset -1 points0 points ago

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No that is not you. That is a cat.

[–]stupidlikeafox -1 points0 points ago

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damn... you're such a pussy