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[–]All_Your_Base 17 points18 points ago

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Gimme some sugar, baby.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Yo she-bitch... let's go!

[–]Honda_TypeR 3 points4 points ago

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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up!

[–]GloriousDawn 13 points14 points ago

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Obligatory reading in case you missed it: I'm Bruce Campbell: AMA

[–]jgz84 5 points6 points ago

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agreed, That is probably the best AMA i've seen on reddit.

[–]Br3nd4n 2 points3 points ago

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I wouldn't expect any less from The Chin.

[–]pangelovski 11 points12 points ago

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Some context please?

[–]manata 13 points14 points ago

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Duke Nukem Forever is supposed to come out on that day. They're using "Hail To The King" as the tagline.

[–]TheRealBramtyr 10 points11 points ago*

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Rather, stealing the 'Hail to the King' tagline. FTFY

[–]shniken -2 points-1 points ago

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Duke nukem is already out.

[–]h00n3r 3 points4 points ago

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For AUS and EUR, yes it is. But North American release date is June 14th.

[–]shniken -4 points-3 points ago

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Hhaha, sucks to be you.

[–]schplat 7 points8 points ago

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You get one game a year ahead of everyone else, and you get all high and mighty?

[–]h00n3r 4 points5 points ago

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More like, sucks to be the people who actually give a damn about Duke Nukem :)

[–]h00n3r -3 points-2 points ago

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Which comes from the fact that it is also Flag Day. Common phrase used on that day would be "Hail to the chief." This could probably be mistakenly considered anti America.

[–]BlackDebbie 14 points15 points ago

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Which comes from the fact that Duke Nukem's persona is heavily based on Ash.

FTFY

[–]weclock 3 points4 points ago

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He's heavily based on many movie bad asses. "I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum." Comes from the movie They Live. He's an homage to all sorts of bad asses. People who think he's "ripping off" so and so are retarded.

[–]BlackDebbie 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yea, for sure, but George didn't say "Hail to the king, baby!" ;)

[–]weclock 1 point2 points ago

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He quotes so many different guys though, not just Ash.

[–]AdonisBucklar 1 point2 points ago

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Except that he takes like 6 lines from Army of Darkness, 1 from They Live, and that's about it.

Duke was fucking lazy.

[–]weclock 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, and none from Full Metal Jacket. "I'll Rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

[–]h00n3r -5 points-4 points ago

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Don't see why both can't be correct.

[–]BlackDebbie 10 points11 points ago

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um, because Duke Nukem has been saying "Hail to the King" from day one without any sort of nebulous flag day tie-in?

[–]CriminalMacabre -1 points0 points ago

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Even the crap on a toast evildead games are better in comparison of duke nukem forever aberration

[–]hipnerd 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno. The Evil Dead games were crap. And Duke Nukem Forever was made by Gearbox.

After all the waiting, I doubt there is any way that it can live up to the anticipation/people waiting to tear it to shreds -- but I bet it's better than the Evil Dead games.

Love Evil Dead, BTW, and there is no doubt that Duke stole most of his lines from Ash.

[–]CriminalMacabre 0 points1 point ago

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No. Gearbox got the game one year ago. They have nothing to do with that disaster of game.

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 11 points12 points ago

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and the 15th, and the 16, and the 17th.....

[–]shuzumi 16 points17 points ago

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Shop smart shop S-Mart!

[–]madwill 3 points4 points ago

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YOU GOT THAT !!!

[–]jgz84 8 points9 points ago

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Not really sure what you're referring to on june 14th, but I did see that they are doing the evil dead musical in columbus the 15th! might have to make my way down there for that. link

[–]radcopter2 7 points8 points ago

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june 14th is the release date for the duke nukem game, which ripped off a few of its better lines from army of darkness.

[–]jgz84 3 points4 points ago

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I guess I should of known that since I just this week verbally destroyed someone in a bar for not knowing that line was from evil dead originally and not nukem.

[–]radcopter2 3 points4 points ago

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i'd say you have more than made up for any online mistakes by correcting someone in real life.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago*

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It's not really a ripoff, more that Duke isn't just loosely based on Ash but basically is Ash but with blonde hair.
EDIT: That made no sense. The point is that they've never really denied the fact, as far as I know.

[–]radcopter2 0 points1 point ago

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i see what you're saying. i guess i just dont see much ash in duke at all, beyond the dialogue. could you really see ash stuffing money in a stripper's thong? he always seemed more a jester than a uber-macho badass with balls of steel. duke is more like ash on rigorous regimen of testosterone and steroids.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago

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That's kindof the point to me... Duke is Ash, if Ash were presented with the world that Duke is presented with. I would love to continue this at a later time, but I am very fucked up right now. Can we do this in, say, 24 hrs or so? Really, I want to debate you, but I am kinda dancing on my chair and exhilarating in the fantastibulations of Silje Nergård. I do not quite know who I am.
I will be bacK!

[–]radcopter2 0 points1 point ago

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i await your return.

[–]MrMoustachio[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen a lot of people say this, but the Nukem team not only refused to acknowledge this at the last ComicCon, but said they did not care if they pissed of Bruce Campbell or his fans. Pretty shitty.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 0 points1 point ago*

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Are you serious? I am, at the moment of writing, very facking high, but that just seems... Like I would never, ever pay for DNF, or even play it. Even if I were paid. Half the reason I loved the evil dead movies was because I saw Duke backreflected (it's not a word but run with me) in Ashley(heh). I wasn't old enough to get Evil Dead when they came out, but I did get Duke Nukem.
And everyfuckingone knows that Duke is Bruce Campbell with a dye-job.
I willl go away now, because I am fucked like I have never been before.
EDIT: Wow, and the mornning after I don't even feel like editing this, it's too much of a testament to druggy redditing.

[–]OiMouseboy 2 points3 points ago

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the musical is awesome. i could not stop laughing the entire time.

[–]BlackDebbie 2 points3 points ago

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Clintonville representing!

[–]bungchung 1 point2 points ago

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short north representing!

[–]drmctesticles 0 points1 point ago

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[–]23zombie 0 points1 point ago

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Best musical ever, seriously.

[–]Matt_Furg 6 points7 points ago

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Hail to the King baby!

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[–]schplat 2 points3 points ago

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I got news for you, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town.

[–]Nrksbullet 4 points5 points ago

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LISTEN UP YOU PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS...

[–]stasz92 4 points5 points ago

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That was just pillow talk, baby.

[–]Monkey_Knife_Fight 2 points3 points ago

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That's just what we call pillow talk, baby.

FTFY

[–]stasz92 1 point2 points ago

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Whoops, thanks. I'm too lazy to remember exact quotes...

[–]olafthebent 7 points8 points ago

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This... is my boomstick

[–]crowbaby_ 3 points4 points ago

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[–]oc80z 3 points4 points ago

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THIS.. Is My BOOM STICK!

[–]sativex 8 points9 points ago

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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

[–]ImTheGuyWithTheGun 1 point2 points ago

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You stole my line.

[–]sativex -1 points0 points ago

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you weren't fast enough making your throwaway. does anyone remember reddit before novelty accounts?

[–]ImTheGuyWithTheGun 0 points1 point ago

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Um, I've had this for a while now, thanks.

[–]Goobady 2 points3 points ago

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Make sure you hail him on the 22nd too, that is Bruce's birthday. I like to do an Evil Dead triple feature.

[–]thepoopshoot 1 point2 points ago

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Blow it out your ass!

[–]Mister_Snrub 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, I could use a horse blanket.

[–]newskul 1 point2 points ago

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you ain't leadin but two things right now: jack, and shit. and jack left town

[–]LoganDurgen 1 point2 points ago

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Skimming these comments made me think I was missing a comic con!!! But then i read more thoroughly and realized it was from Duke Nukem Fo-eva. Then i realized i should have known that. Then i realized I am a huge fuk@#ng dork :(

[–]dukeeduke 1 point2 points ago

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Klaatu verata nuh…necktie…nectar…nickel...It's an 'N' word, definitely an 'N' word.

[–]jaql 1 point2 points ago

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Duke Nukem is being released on my birthday! I will not be buying it or playing it, but, yay!

[–]ltredshirt 1 point2 points ago

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That's an upvote right there.

[–]mastodonte 0 points1 point ago

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This.

Groovy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't get mad, but why the 14th?

[–]MrMoustachio[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It's when Duke Nukem Forever (alone) comes out.

[–]DreamcastJunkie 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe, just maybe my boys can stop 'em....yeah...and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

[–]krowface 0 points1 point ago

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this is really one of the best lines in the movie.

[–]lintly 0 points1 point ago

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gimme some sugar baby

[–]poillord 0 points1 point ago

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FYI his birthday is the 22nd which is also mine.

[–]plainOldFool 0 points1 point ago

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I know I am going to summon the wrath of the hivemind, but I didn't really like Army of Darkness. It felt way to hookie for me. Now Evil Dead 2. Now THAT was awesome.

[–]krowface 0 points1 point ago

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"toolshed"

[–]Is_it_phallic 0 points1 point ago

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Yes: torn shirt.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can't I hail both?

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah-yeah-yeah, I got it, I got it.

[–]homsar96 0 points1 point ago

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Mitt Romney?

[–]MrMoustachio[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Did you just convince me vote for Mitt? Perhaps...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You do realize that Duke was partly based on that particular character, right?

[–]caramonfire 0 points1 point ago

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So the other day I had a movie date with my SO, and I knew these movies had a reputation. I had seen Army of Darkness and assumed the first one would be similar... essentially just hilarious. The Evil Dead is actually pretty scary for an old movie. I loved it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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XD , but why June 14th? is that his birthday?

[–]MrMoustachio[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Duke Nukem Forever release date.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You do know its flag day right.

[–]EvilKermit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sam3k 0 points1 point ago

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he wants spikes, give him spikes!

[–]Jaycatt 0 points1 point ago

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That's weird, my Steam says it unlocks on the 13th, but nobody here has said that yet.

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't you hail him on June 22nd, seeing as that's his birthday.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Campbell

[–]5il3nc3r 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MrMoustachio[S] 0 points1 point ago

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From?

[–]5il3nc3r 0 points1 point ago

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That Reboot episode where the user decided to play Evil Dead 2.

[–]citizenmira 0 points1 point ago

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Watching Fall of Sam Axe right now.

[–]citizenmira 0 points1 point ago

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Campbell as another King

[–]Crustis 0 points1 point ago

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Shop smart. Shop S-mart.

[–]HailToTheKing 0 points1 point ago

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What about me?

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

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why, we have the game since yesterday

[–]weclock -1 points0 points ago

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I don't see why you can't enjoy both. :/

[–]BassBox33 -1 points0 points ago

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Ace Ventura 3?

[–]g-raf -1 points0 points ago

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i believe you mean you'll be hailing to me (my real bday)

[–]petefic -1 points0 points ago

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Am I the only one who thinks this is by FAR the weakest Evil Dead film?

[–]Ireland1206 -4 points-3 points ago

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Who is he?

[–]damnshoes 3 points4 points ago

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GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

[–]Rothulfossil 0 points1 point ago

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That'd be Bruce Campbell.

[–]savetheminds -3 points-2 points ago

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how about eminem / royce da 5.9 bad meets evil? "i had a dream, i was king, woke up, still king"