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[–]trolling_thunder 50 points51 points ago

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Ever since "The Runaways", I have a new theory about Kristen Stewart. I believe her to actually be an extremely talented actor, but one who's greatest strength is the ability to fully become a character; to take the personality inherent in a role and live it to the fullest. Again, using "The Runaways" as an example, Stewart flat-out is Joan Jett in that film.

The reason she's so completely devoid of emotion or personality in the "Twilight" films is because Bella HAS no personality. Whether you belive this is because Meyer is a singularly terrible writer, or because she intentionally left Bella an empty vessel into which the reader can pour themselves (ala Gordon Freeman) is secondary to the result: Stewart literally has nothing to work with.

[–]jkdarlton 13 points14 points ago

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Exactly. I've tried to explain this to others before, but I've never been able to word it as well as you have. I can't remember what the name of it was, but I saw this independent movie that she was in, and she was really good in it. I also tend to think that she just doesn't give a fuck about Twilight.

[–]kungtotte 1 point2 points ago

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In the Land of Women maybe? I thought she was pretty good in that, at least.

[–]WCMaximilien 0 points1 point ago

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It's the same role! she is the same character in every movie. and she has all the same characteristics when she is in an interview. she isn't acting she is just memorizing lines and repeating them. that is actually how she is in real life. if you had to describe her characters in her movies in three words they would all be the same. Awkward, timid, and pensive.

[–]Ninefingers 1 point2 points ago

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Watch Fierce People. Mostly because its a great movie. And she isn't the main character. She isn't timid though, and it rocks.

[–]WCMaximilien 0 points1 point ago

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i will check that out but what would be three words to describe her character in that movie? just out of curiosity.

[–]paulfromatlanta 1 point2 points ago

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Awkward, timid, and pensive.

That doesn't really sound like her playing Joan Jett

[–]kungtotte 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen Twilight, nor The Runaways, so I can't comment.

[–]orangejillius 1 point2 points ago

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But you just did!

[–]kungtotte 1 point2 points ago

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About her performance in In the Land of Women, which I have seen, and in which I think she does a pretty good job.

[–]jkdarlton 0 points1 point ago

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I looked it up, and the movie I was thinking of is The Cake Eaters. It was a while ago when I watched it, but I remember that I quite enjoyed it.

[–]seriousmanda 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know... she was also terrible in adventureland. The extent of her acting really does seem to be running her fingers through her hair, furrowing her brow, biting her lip.

[–]Lampmonster1 10 points11 points ago

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I watched Zathura for the first time the other night, and she wasn't terrible in that. However she was frozen through most of the movie, so that probably helped.

[–]sgt_shizzles 1 point2 points ago

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So now all we have to do is drop Robert Pattinson in some Carbonite and the franchise will notably improve to the point that it will just stop existing.

And all the pre-pubescent girls will still try to fuck him.

[–]gsxr 2 points3 points ago

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I thought she was pretty decent in adventureland. Her char was an awkward teenager, she played it perfect.

[–]seriousmanda 1 point2 points ago

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I understand awkward teenagers, but she acted like she was heavily medicated on anti psychotics the whole time.

[–]tanplusblue 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't she?

[–]soggit 3 points4 points ago

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The extent of her acting really does seem to be running her fingers through her hair, furrowing her brow, biting her lip.

while this is probably true i am willing to overlook it because i think she's cute and she hasn't been put in any movies where she ruins it or plays a really crucial role

[–]seriousmanda -1 points0 points ago

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She is cute I suppose, I mean she's no Scarlett Johansson. However, I have to disagree with you on not ruining a character.

[–]mjrice 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, Kristen Stewart's agent.

[–]Ninefingers 0 points1 point ago

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I first saw her in Fierce People. Was Enamored. And then... What you said.

[–]kardde 0 points1 point ago

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The same can be said for Hayden Christensen. People like to hate on him because he was so terrible in Star Wars EP 2 and 3, but good god, the writing in those movies was terrible, he couldn't help but be bad. But he's actually pretty decent in the other non-SW flicks he's been in.

[–]trolling_thunder 0 points1 point ago

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My experience with Hayden is limited to Star Wars and Shattered Glass. He was terrible in the former and pretty darn good in the latter.

[–]bbmlst 15 points16 points ago

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she is always frowny mcfrown frown.

[–]cowzrppl2 20 points21 points ago

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Not nearly enough lip biting.

[–]seriousmanda 6 points7 points ago

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Or running hands through greasy hair. Boringly, of course.

[–]Gagege 3 points4 points ago

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While mumbling.

[–]conwyt 2 points3 points ago

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And while she's not biting it quivers.

[–]o0h 0 points1 point ago

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Hot.

[–]TheCodeJanitor 0 points1 point ago

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And blinking. That girl blinks a lot.

[–]sclark10 12 points13 points ago

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Who the fuck is Kristen Stewart?

[–]MeltedTwix 1 point2 points ago

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I had to google it, looked at the images, and still didn't know til I read the comments

[–]Chicken-n-Waffles 0 points1 point ago

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OMG!!!!

She plays Bella! Don't you know anything?

[–]sclark10 3 points4 points ago

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Isn't that some sort of pepper?

[–]Chicken-n-Waffles 2 points3 points ago

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Ia thinka soa.

[–]Tofudge 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's bell pepper, you're thinking of dancers who wear pink tutus.

[–]laserguns 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's Ballet. You're thinking of the capital of Northern Ireland.

[–]Wardial3r 2 points3 points ago

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No that's Belfast. You're thinking of A middle eastern dancer.

[–]SmoothWD40 0 points1 point ago

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Salt

[–]baldmanspeaking 0 points1 point ago*

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Who the hell is Bella?

Edit: She's kinda homely. Still have no idea who Bella is though.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I thought she was the Krusty Krab.

[–]GenerallyBetter 1 point2 points ago

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Awww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[–]WreckerCrew 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry, that fish as too much range to be Kristen Stewart.

[–]bollvirtuoso 7 points8 points ago

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She was actually pretty good in Adventureland.

[–]Bartholin 5 points6 points ago

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to be fair...Ryan Reynolds can make anyone look good if they are next to him

[–]Messiah 0 points1 point ago

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That was the first time I saw her. The whole time I couldn't help but think she looks like my psycho ex used to. My current girlfriend was apparently thinking the same thing, but neither of us wanted to mention until the end as to not ruin for each other.

[–]Vheissu_ 1 point2 points ago

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Needs more dad hating and teenage angst.

[–]emptyvoices 1 point2 points ago

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Took me a few frames until I realized that she wasn't doing his voice.

[–]tekno45 0 points1 point ago

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thats how bad she is.

[–]DirtChicken 1 point2 points ago

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The only thing we need to know about Kristen Stewart is if she gets naked anywhere?

[–]sxysteve 2 points3 points ago

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Why is this kristen stewart?

[–]leo-nidas 0 points1 point ago

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Come on guys, I'm sure it is very hard to not move your face at all and be void of emotion...

[–]Sniperchild 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Rocko's Modern Life

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I like how the two other fishies in the boatcars are also in the office building!

[–]ThadMasterBlaster 0 points1 point ago

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Well played

[–]muhd1ce 0 points1 point ago

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what the fu- oh. i see what you did thar.

[–]lamaksha77 0 points1 point ago

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then who was vamp?!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I call him Ed Bighead. Kids in the family look at me very puzzled. It saddens me

[–]YoungTroll 0 points1 point ago

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Edward is a glitterfish.

[–]Glace_Bay 0 points1 point ago

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So true! lol.

[–]jigby61 0 points1 point ago

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HA!

[–]theupdown 0 points1 point ago

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it's shit like this, spongebob. you pick up on the subtleties of mundane adult life and make it funny.

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[–]powerpuffgirl[S] 14 points15 points ago

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butthurt twilight fan?

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[–]orangejillius 0 points1 point ago

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It wasn't retarded, it actually moved quite quickly through the images.

[–]theshmee -2 points-1 points ago

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This might be one of my favorite posts ever!!

[–]Vee_Vee -2 points-1 points ago

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You do know the difference between cartoons and real life, don't you?

[–]iaido22 -1 points0 points ago

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lmao