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[–]thumbtackpress 58 points59 points ago

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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

-- Will Rogers

[–]zerobeat 153 points154 points ago

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[–]no_youarewrong 31 points32 points ago

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Thank you for bringing me laughter today.

[–]Headcancer 15 points16 points ago

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[–]asherrd 4 points5 points ago

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Uggggnnnn wine. Love it! Fuck this.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Today was rough, recently found out my ex was making it difficult to be served papers, would not agree to service, and the court date to try to get custody was going to have to be postponed.

Your comment + video brought smiles and laughter back into my day for a brief period of time. Thank you for that, Zerobeat.

[–]zerobeat 8 points9 points ago

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Thank the maker of the video, not me.

I'm glad the link helped a bit and I hope things improve for you!

[–]BHSPitMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Thank the maker! We're saved!

[–]GAMEchief 1 point2 points ago

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Why have I never seen that before? That's hilarious!

[–]Freewheelin 1 point2 points ago

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That was hilarious. I must watch that entire movie.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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this had me laughing so hard, thank you!

[–]pixelcrak 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for making me reinjure my rib.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ALWP. Thank you friend.

[–]dmsuperman 183 points184 points ago

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I love how his dad just chuckles

[–]chwilliam 24 points25 points ago

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Dad is Saudi Arabia.

[–]rmxz 8 points9 points ago

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The analogy would have worked better if the guy actually punched the guy next to the one he was mad at. Like when some guy living in Pakistan convinced a few Saudi guys and an Egyptian to crash planes, and the US attacked Iraq and Afghanistan instead.

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[–]dannkherb 0 points1 point ago

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I think he took his wallet...I think he took his wallet.

[–]thinkforyourself 2 points3 points ago

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You know the Saudi government strongly encouraged the invasion of Iraq, right?

[–]rmxz 3 points4 points ago

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Of course.

The last thing they'd want is America to vent their anger on the country where the vast majority of the hijackers were actually from.

[–]Deep_Redditation 1 point2 points ago

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Ya, no, I was thinking that this was akin to US foreign economic policy. If this were US Diplomacy the kid would have gotten punched in the fucking face.

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points ago

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Great sense of humor. More people need this. You could easily see this turned the other way. Parents upset and sue amateur wrestler for scaring child.

[–]Dexiro 241 points242 points ago

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It's not worth suing or making a fuss over but I do think that wrestler guy's a dick.

[–]Nesman64 101 points102 points ago

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He must be the "bad guy" in his act.

[–]tech_support_451 48 points49 points ago

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The "bad guys" are known as heels.

[–]johnlukepicard 13 points14 points ago

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TIL wrestling has it's own terms for the forms of entertainment it provides.

[–]BlandSauce 4 points5 points ago

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I had a friend link me some site that was essentially a TV Tropes for wrestling. Wikipedia seems ridiculously detailed on the subject, as well.

[–]roburrito 2 points3 points ago

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Can you find the site again? Could be an interesting read.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 3 points4 points ago

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Just a friendly reminder: All TV Tropes links must be accompanied by a WARNING: TV TROPES LINK disclaimer.

Some of us are trying to be productive in this life.

[–]edubation 2 points3 points ago

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Hahaha, yeah right.

[–]jed_the_humanoid 0 points1 point ago

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You'll notice that adding a warning to a tv tropes link will result in no-one upvoting. It's odd, I think, but true. Every tvtropes link needs a nsf(productive)l warning imo.

[–]DeathByTV 34 points35 points ago

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yeah, Chuck Taylor is a great chickenshit heel. talks a big game, runs away, and screams like a little girl. one of my favorites.

[–]mispelt 5 points6 points ago

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I have to post the video of Chuck Taylor doing the most insane move in wrestling history

For the benefit of the confused, Chuck is the one not in an ant mask.

[–]K4ge 1 point2 points ago

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That was fucking hilarious

[–]zip_000 0 points1 point ago

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WTF was that!?

Wrestling was silly when I watched it like 20 years ago, but fucking imaginary slow motion grenades? It is as bad as watching a bunch of 'wizards' throwing bags of sand 'spells' at each other.

[–]FuckingJerk 8 points9 points ago

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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It's not real to 98% of us wrestling fans. But then again you are a 'Jerk' so you're just doing your job I suppose.

[–]clerveu 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you so much Mr. MatthewDunn... for sayin' what needed to be said!

[–]cagefightapuma 0 points1 point ago

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He is, he is know for picking on kids, he later lets them beat him up.

[–]fatalerrrpr 14 points15 points ago

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It's hard to determine that without context. This is how the media usually works things.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago*

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Some wrestlers are sad or sorry when they do this to kids but they want to stay in character. The villains will be assholes to you if they meet you at events but you shouldn't take it personal. They're actors.

[–]Dexiro 1 point2 points ago

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Ah I forgot wrestling had villains and stuff :D Yeah that aint so bad then.

[–]Leetwheats 1 point2 points ago

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He's playing his part well then! Success.

[–]I_republiCAN -1 points0 points ago

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Not a "dick" a hilarious dick

[–]GAMEchief 2 points3 points ago

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Or the sensible way of the dad telling the wrestler to go fuck himself and telling his son that the wrestler's behavior is not acceptable.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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they're aware of the shtick. i don't think he'd wanna do it if there was a chance the parents aren't gonna be cool about it. i think parents bring their kids there just for the kicks...

edit:

chuck screams like a girl

revenge is best served with chops

[–]sonicmerlin -2 points-1 points ago

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Dude that guy is a total douchebag. He scared a little kid who wanted to shake his hands, and then looks towards the other people with a "Oh yeah I'm awesome!" look. Oh sooo funny. And the other people clapping at him are retards. I'm going to guess they're a bunch of white trash neo cons.

[–]windsostrange 28 points29 points ago

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His dad chuckles because he's been stepped on all his life and his only defence has become chuckling his way through it.

And soon his son will be a chuckler, too!

[–]JasoneBourne 10 points11 points ago

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Or he knows that his kid isn't in any real danger? What should he have done? Fought the guy for the honor of his family? Sued him for emotional distress?

[–]emehrkay 3 points4 points ago

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Played the game of protective wrestler dad. His kid would have ate that shit up

[–]digress 1 point2 points ago

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How you so sure that's his dad?

[–]AllTattedUpJay 12 points13 points ago

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Who knows? maybe this event is taking place in Virginia

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha - oh, I'm so disappointed that I'm laughing.

[–]StoopiBird 0 points1 point ago

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Whitman like Walt Whitman? You know he courted a 12 year old boy when he was 65, right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah Walt Whitman was a crazy bastard, but my name isn't for Walt Whitman.

[–]StoopiBird 0 points1 point ago

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Oh word. Just checking.

[–]jed_the_humanoid 0 points1 point ago

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It's a fear-fuelled chuckle. Look at it.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]suppathyme 5 points6 points ago

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Now Tayne I can get into.

[–]Neonimous 73 points74 points ago

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Pretty good. I like how all the parents started clapping after he made the little kid flinch.

[–]Dr_Eastman 71 points72 points ago

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Those were Republicans.

[–]Neonimous 52 points53 points ago*

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You're right, the Democrats are the ones waiting in the locker room with orange slices and high-fives all around!

[–]I_republiCAN 29 points30 points ago

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Also Democrats would sue for emotional dammage

[–]ceolceol 5 points6 points ago

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Dammage: it's one M worse than normal damage.

[–]I_republiCAN 0 points1 point ago

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true but only one lower case m worse

[–]LocalMadman 8 points9 points ago

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Democrats at a wrestling event? PREPOSTEROUS!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even notice that. WTF?

[–]fizikz3 0 points1 point ago

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it was actually my first observation. "they fucking CLAPPED?"

in the end, we came to the same conclusion, though.

WTF?

[–]cryptogram 20 points21 points ago

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To be fair the kid deserved it.

Source: I just made that up.

[–]Moon_Shadow 286 points287 points ago

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nah, he neither punched the child nor shot the parents

[–]monkeychipsx2[!] 7 points8 points ago

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Just because he's a wrestler doesn't make him Chris Benoit.

[–]lemon-lime 3 points4 points ago

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...Balls!

[–]MillBaher 1 point2 points ago

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It's physically impossible not to say it!

[–]imakepeopleangry 144 points145 points ago

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He also didn't occupy their home or steal their resources under false pretenses.

[–]cocorebop 26 points27 points ago

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there are ghosts in the house and we're trying to scare them away! okay??

[–]princetrunks 26 points27 points ago

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Turns out there wasn't any ghosts there in the first place.

Stays in the home for 8+ years and trolls the neighbors.

[–]tim3worx 14 points15 points ago

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You know we've occupied many countries and still do since the 1950s and yet people only bitch about Iraq and Afghanistan. Seriously WTF?

[–]Khiva 48 points49 points ago

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Thanks for calling attention to the alarming problem of under-bitching about the US which is rampant on reddit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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WHAT ABOOT CANADA?!?

[–]Beetso 6 points7 points ago

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Don't worry. I blame them.

[–]KookaB 7 points8 points ago

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Yep, noone complained about Vietnam

[–]beaulingpin 5 points6 points ago

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over 700 military bases around the globe. And they say the US isn't an empire... :/

[–]PresidentJonStewart 3 points4 points ago

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Apparently you were asleep the past few months and missed the controversy over Libya?

U.S. foreign policy in general has been criticized since WWII and even more so after/during the Vietnam War. The vast majority of people who speak up against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan realize and acknowledge that they are just one chapter in America's long history of war-mongering and diplomatic bullying. It's blatantly obvious why the focus of the anti-war movement is on those two conflicts, so I don't think I have to spell it out for you.

[–]triel187 2 points3 points ago

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And who says the Daily Show doesn't bring real news.

[–]imakepeopleangry 1 point2 points ago

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In extended American history we've usually had a pretty good reason for invading / occupying sovereign territories. This war has been a prolonged farce that has produced next to nothing meaningful for anybody and has cost us trillions of dollars. That's WTF.

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, like Mexico, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Iraq again, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, etc. All with good, democratically accepted reasons... oh wait. What invasions are you talking about?

[–]imakepeopleangry 0 points1 point ago

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Mexico was a battle about borders that lasted very little time. Korea was a conflict to stop NK from destroying democratic-hopeful South Korea. Vietnam was a war against the spread of communism from Russia outward. Desert Storm (Iraq) was to prevent the humanitarian genocide of its civilians. The next Iraq, Afghanistan and pakistan was intended to put the war to terrorism rather than vice versa. However, rather than admit defeat, we have funded a prolonged conflict with little produtive output. Also, I don't recall us ever being at war with Libya. Just sayin.

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHA, ok, if I wanted an inconsistent heap of bullshit, I'd read a public school history textbook.

[–]imakepeopleangry 0 points1 point ago

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I like how you like to critique what others say without providing any actual facts of your own. You should contribute for Fox News.

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

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by the way, we're at war with Libya right now.

[–]imakepeopleangry 0 points1 point ago

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No, we completed the intial bombing to stop Gadafhi from killing civilians and then handed the effort over to NATO and the UN (France has done a fairly remarkable job). Do you know what comes out of your mouth or is it all just garbage?

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

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You do realize that we are the main component of NATO, right? You do realize that they are using US funds to do this, right? You do realize that only the most blind, trusting asshole wouldn't see that this was the thinnest cover possible for a US war on Libya, right?

[–]imakepeopleangry 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, think about this from a political standpoint. In the event we were actively deploying troops to Libya it would be all over the news. Everyone would be interrogating President Obama about this. Republicans would be spinning it like no tomorrow. If we were funding the ongoing skirmish there under a guise every news outlet would be trying to find out and publish the story to sell the headlines. Yes, I do realize that we are the predominant presence in NATO. We're the largest superpower on the planet. It kind of makes sense. I also believe that if the US was directly making a heavy influence in the region that the Al Jazeera would be reporting about it. I don't know about you, but I haven't heard anything like that from them. You might be thinking just a little too conspiriatorially.

[–]zulhadm 0 points1 point ago

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I wish we stole resources. Then we wouldn't have all this debt

[–]yogthos 0 points1 point ago

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[–]anachronic 0 points1 point ago

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He may have raped the mother just prior to the video being shot, but it was covered up by the military and government, so we'll never know for sure.

[–]Dorkalicious 18 points19 points ago

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Except he actually left.

[–]Sasken 38 points39 points ago

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He gave that kid some democracy. Kids love democracy.

[–]DrinkTheColors 5 points6 points ago

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God this shits getting old, can we stop this?

[–]deafcon5 0 points1 point ago

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Judging from the upvotes...no. But it's definitely reached terminal velocity.

[–]garandx 12 points13 points ago

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Chuck Taylor! He does have a grenade you know.

[–]DeathByTV 6 points7 points ago

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seriously he is my favorite indy wrestler right now. the video where he makes three kids cry at once is amazing!

[–]Feckless 18 points19 points ago

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And you were not lying

[–]mambypambyland 14 points15 points ago

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Holy fuck I've never seen more ugly, fat rednecks in one place!

[–]DullMan 8 points9 points ago

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You haven't been to a Walmart down south I see.

[–]Munksgaard 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Chazboski 0 points1 point ago

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Wrestling is a show, and he's got a funny character. I haven't watched wrestling in quite a while, but from what I know about the guy his gimmick is essentially being that skinny dude in a TapOut shirt at the bar starting fights his friends will bail him out of. As soon as he realizes there's actual danger (see goateed redneck sneaking behind him) he freaks out. If nothing else, it's interesting to watch.

[–]Gr3atdane 1 point2 points ago

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Yer its kind of his forte, and hes awesome for it! Tho ive not realy seen him since his IWA-MS days..

[–]pydnar 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that the theme song from "The Adventures of Pete & Pete" playing in the background?

[–]SirPeaches 4 points5 points ago

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[–]IdontReadArticles 6 points7 points ago

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People have favorite indy wrestlers?

[–]Schmangeetay 2 points3 points ago

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They are so indy, they bet you never heard of them

[–]DeathByTV 1 point2 points ago

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Well, when you only watch indy wrestling, you tend to have a favorite(s)

[–]bradwasheresoyeah 4 points5 points ago

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Take that France!

[–]Popkarma 5 points6 points ago

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Still the kid will probably never get taller now.

[–]Popkarma 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for the reply?

[–]raybanomics 3 points4 points ago

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HELL YEAH CHUCK TAYLOR

[–]jaggedCitrus 4 points5 points ago

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Chuck Taylor! Front page of Reddit! Yes!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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United States of Awesome

[–]IM_THE_DECOY 2 points3 points ago

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And also similar to US diplomacy, everyone else just laughs and claps.

[–]PlumberODeth 4 points5 points ago

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Close, but backwards- first beat the crap out of them then fake a handshake.

[–]Psyfer75 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Riac007 11 points12 points ago

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I'm an American and I'd vote for him!

[–]sjrickaby 3 points4 points ago

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I'm from a European country that licks America's arse, and God-damn, I'd vote for him too!!

[–]yep45 0 points1 point ago*

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what... what does that mean? "licking ass" that is

[–]fripthatfrap 15 points16 points ago

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I dont really know a lot about foreign policy, etc. so this is just speculation: A lot of european countriesadsfasdfasdfgasgaiufghafjdhgafhajwehfuahefuhaisdhfag

[–]fivegears 1 point2 points ago

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I concur.

[–]Technohazard 2 points3 points ago

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probably Germany or Japan, I hear they're big on that sort of thing. Mozart even wrote a song about it

[–]sjrickaby 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent, confusion is the first step on the journey towards freedom and democracy. Now simply give all your money and resources to a very large American company, and we won't have you falsely accused of raping someone.

Have a nice day.

[–]madeintheuk 9 points10 points ago

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Who's the asshole clapping on the left? Oh that must be the UK.

[–]rosscatherall 1 point2 points ago

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Afterwards we would collectively deep throat his tromboner.

[–]elko 5 points6 points ago

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...and then he left to find a nice plot of land to build a McStarbucksMart

[–]tekno45 4 points5 points ago

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I'd go to that store.

[–]CanusNero 2 points3 points ago

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Chuck Taylor is the final boss of pro wrestling

[–]sleepnosis 2 points3 points ago

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[–]quilmes86 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for sharing.

[–]sleepnosis 0 points1 point ago

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Anytime. I believe it is from Wonder Showzen aka the best show ever.

[–]Nesman64 2 points3 points ago

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They left out the part where the wrestler took out a crippling loan and gave part of it away to other countries and spent the rest on guns.

[–]raziphel[!] 2 points3 points ago

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...and then rolled the kid for his lunch money.

[–]FakeCurtisLeMay 1 point2 points ago

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Usually if you want to work at the state department you have to wear a shirt.

[–]MeloJelo 13 points14 points ago

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Usually

[–]getfuckingreal 1 point2 points ago

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Bow down

[–]Defender 1 point2 points ago

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That kid is going to remember that moment for the rest of his life.

[–]primusperegrinus 1 point2 points ago

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The Ram would never do that!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Did you edit out the part where he clears everyone out of the room and hits the kid in the stomach a few times?

[–]Firstprime 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fuck does everyone start clapping?

[–]snosrep 1 point2 points ago

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I take it the US is the jerk wrestler. My question is who is the a-hole clapping on the left?

[–]Demotic 1 point2 points ago

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How could that dad withstand such abuse to his child?

[–]waterbabies3 1 point2 points ago

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A pox on the father who thought that was funny.

[–]brettawesome 1 point2 points ago

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Chuck Taylor - hero to all.

[–]The_reflection 1 point2 points ago

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I want an AMA with Chuck Taylor.

[–]planet_rob 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe that dad just laughed. I'd be seriously mad that that idiot acted as if he were going to hit my child.

[–]hatef12 1 point2 points ago

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Who is that fucking douche, even if it was for fun, if i was that guys father i would flying kick him in the back of the neck while he was walking away... scaring my kid like that.

[–]conoresque 1 point2 points ago

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Chuck Taylor is one of the best wrestlers out there.

[–]yul_brynner 1 point2 points ago

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This is how the USA conducts war.

[–]AlumiuN 0 points1 point ago

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I think what worries me the most is why he takes his shirt off.

[–]flarexeyes 1 point2 points ago

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Result of overspending.

[–]yul_brynner 1 point2 points ago

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Climate change.

[–]neverRong 1 point2 points ago

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My Envisioning [Warning: Probably NSFW]

[–]braylan 1 point2 points ago

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I was sure it was licking canada's ass as it was peeing on mexico.

[–]RickVince 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck was that?

[–]DeathByTV 10 points11 points ago

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that was chuck taylor. when he wrestles in bumfuck, USA he goes out of his way to make children cry. it is spectacular. chuck taylor making one kid cry, chuck taylor makings THREE kids cry

[–]xkillx 1 point2 points ago

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that was great. so it's his gimmick and the adults know it right? or is he just an asshole? probably both.

[–]Darrian 8 points9 points ago

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Well, it's kind of his thing to be an asshole. It's his role. He plays the bad guy who's sort of a chickenshit.

He acts all tough and bad and scares kids and stuff, but if you see in DeathByTV's second video and adult sneaks up behind him and goes "boo" and he screams like a little girl.

[–]Chazboski 2 points3 points ago

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I can't comment on this guy specifically, but a friend of mine tried his hand at being a pro wrestler for a few years. Nice guy to a fault without a mean bone in his body, but he was told he had to be a bad guy for a bit. Well, he realized his job was to act a certain way, and when he went to the ring he ripped into people left and right. He got paid to be an asshole to people essentially, and the more people hated him the better he was doing. He would get the crowd worked up because they wanted to see him lose, and make the good guy look even better essentially. Soon as the show was over, he was right back to being his usual "nice guy" self.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Who is that asshole?

[–]orbenn 1 point2 points ago

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Except that gif doesn't show how the little kid was constantly kicking the shins of the wrestler and demanding allowance money for like 3 hours before.

[–]cocorebop 0 points1 point ago

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notice the guy in the background who steps back when the wrestler walks off but plays it cool

[–]trousered_ape 0 points1 point ago

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Well look at that! He's running away from the fake bad guy. He does try to play it cool but fails miserably.

[–]FreeHat7 0 points1 point ago

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DAE think there should be a edit for every comic that guy is in, with his twin with the mustache?

[–]4InchesOfury 0 points1 point ago

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Source?!

[–]JeniNova 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine that Teddy Roosevelt would support it.

[–]essbeck 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah send in the wrestling guy to smoothtalk the foreign leaders to soft them up.

[–]lykqid 0 points1 point ago

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Was everyone clapping or was that just me?

[–]Relevant_Bugs_Bunny 0 points1 point ago

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The way I run this thing you'd think I knew something about it.

[–]sggrant323 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing quite says 'Merica like wrestling in a high school gym.

[–]BlackAcidDevil 0 points1 point ago

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this reminds me of something that happened to me. i'm sad. i need to get drunk now. thanks a lot.

[–]jmorgue 0 points1 point ago

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It's fair to criticize US diplomacy, but let's be honest here. It looks a heck of a lot like the diplomacy of every single powerful entity run by humans, ever.

[–]MoistNugget 0 points1 point ago

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i love how the guy in the black, taking a picture, backs up when the guy looks at him

[–]sunamumaya 0 points1 point ago

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But one day the kid grew up. And the bully grew old.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wish. We are such candy asses with these people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love the guy who starts clapping.

"Oh man! That's great! He says what we're all thinking!"

[–]Browniemac85 0 points1 point ago

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Funnier the first time it was posted. And with a better title.

[–]Antedilluvian 0 points1 point ago

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so true :)

[–]Throwmetheball 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Caboodlier 0 points1 point ago

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"Oh well, Billy won't sleep for months but it was funny." said that boy's father.

[–]abdalalim1982 0 points1 point ago

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While in high school I participated in the Model UN. During my senior year, we traveled to a national conference in NYC. The keynote speaker was a representative from the US. After her speech, there was a Q&A session, and one particular student, who happened to be from Mexico, asked what the US's main diplomatic means was when trying to get what they wanted. The representative in a blunt, no BS manner stated, "We always have bombs." It was at this moment that I lost any remaining hope for or trust in the government.

[–]Calimhero 0 points1 point ago

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Now this anti-American post will get you hanged, son.

[–]mrgoddamnsam 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect!

[–]ReobtainTheKraken 0 points1 point ago

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[–]phill0 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Imacreeper -1 points0 points ago

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He does that to my kid and he won't like the results.