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[–]pjhollow 20 points21 points ago

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[–]clouds31 0 points1 point ago

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dangly parts.

[–]huzzakawah 62 points63 points ago

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On front page a few days ago.

[–]ydobemos 11 points12 points ago

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But... but... this one's an image!

[–]wittynamehere44 1 point2 points ago

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This is the third way I've heard\seen this same joke in the last two days. What % of the internets is round, making sure I come back around to it every X days? 38%? 56%? 82%?

[–]Billquisha -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I could downvote this harder

[–]Psythik -2 points-1 points ago

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No it wasn't. I was here a few days ago.

[–]turimbar1 1 point2 points ago

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actually it was, in the form of text

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't count.

[–]turimbar1 0 points1 point ago

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the picture really does not add much, they are supposed to be worth 1000 words and this one would be lucky if it was worth 20.

[–]goodtimebuddy123 14 points15 points ago

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[–]zzyzzyxx 2 points3 points ago

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[–]goodtimebuddy123 0 points1 point ago

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you sir, may have the win

[–]Realworld 8 points9 points ago

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Oh, come on. Her cleaning the house is higher priority than horny sex? I'd rather fuck on tables and floors I just finished cleaning myself. And I did, too.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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You see because women clean things according to gender roles

[–]frattyfrattybrobro 9 points10 points ago

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i cannot down vote this repost enough

[–]arrowoftime 0 points1 point ago

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Way to stand up for women or something, frattyfrattybrobro.

[–]Xelief 2 points3 points ago

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Oh hey, you took a joke posted on the front page a while ago and turned it into a comic... Congratulations.

[–]haywoodjb 14 points15 points ago

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I get it. Because she's a woman right?

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 25 points26 points ago

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No, it's because they're dirty and she asked.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 2 points3 points ago

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No, it's because she's horny and he thinks those things are sexy

[–]mtheoryx -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh right lol

The next thing you're gonna tell me is that I'm the only one that stays home and jerks off to HGTV kitchen and bath week.

Am I right, guys? ...guys??

[–]ahawks 1 point2 points ago

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south park did it.

You gonna deglaze that fucking pan? I'd deglaze the fuck out of that pan.

"Creme Fraiche", season 14, episode 14.

[–]mossyskeleton 0 points1 point ago

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Hey could have easily been the other way around and still been funny.

[–]mtheoryx -2 points-1 points ago

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You're just a sexist pig!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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sigh, and reddit wonders why it's so forever alone.

[–]Haiku_attack 9 points10 points ago

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It's funny because you're a sexist fuckwit...

[–]Hannibal_Lecter_ 5 points6 points ago

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Husband, meet couch.

[–]pbacher -3 points-2 points ago

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wife's face, meet my fist.

[–]judokalinker 3 points4 points ago

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Oh fuck! Cmon, you hardly even waited a week.

[–]ProZaKk 0 points1 point ago

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That's a self post in /r/funny

This is a picture in /r/Pics ಠ_ಠ

[–]judokalinker 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, a guy read it in /r/funny and put it on a picture and submitted it to /r/Pics...

[–]ProZaKk 0 points1 point ago

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Cross posting and changing to the acceptable format is okay

[–]ineternity 3 points4 points ago

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This is SO stupid.

[–]bedintruder 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nateguy 0 points1 point ago

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I'd let her molest me as a five year old any day.

[–]Fox-Hound 1 point2 points ago

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wow way to repost so soon

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, there's the reddit 'get in the kitchen' stance again.

[–]Ghost31 11 points12 points ago

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Why do women need watches when there's a clock on the oven.

[–]kamkard 2 points3 points ago

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Wasn't there just an AMA about about prejudice on reddit from a black guy a couple of days ago?

[–]jacktwo37 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, I don't get it. Why was she out of the kitchen in the first place?

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 8 points9 points ago

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You're not getting it for a reason. Those of us who are getting it regularly aren't stupid enough to say things like that.

[–]call_me_luca 2 points3 points ago

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Take this unfunny shit to youtube.

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[–]call_me_luca 11 points12 points ago

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I know, it's just not funny.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Three women go out to the local bar for drinks one night.

As they are taking pulls on their third round of cocktails a gorgeous man walks in and sits down a few tables over. He and one of the women make eye contact and start flirting. After a few minutes on non-verbal naughtiness, he walks over to the table.

He reaches out sensually to shake her hand in introduction and says, "I'll do anything you want for fifty dollars--no matter how dirty--if you can say it in three words."

She pulls out a fiddy, slides it across the table as she leans close to his perfectly shaped ear, and whispers, "Clean my house."

EDIT- this post has been up and down boated ever since I posted it. I'm confused. I think it's funny because it suggests that women are just more pragmatic.

[–]dittokiddo 0 points1 point ago

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I loled!

[–]pearcewg -2 points-1 points ago

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You live on the 2nd floor?

[–]call_me_luca 2 points3 points ago

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No, my house only has one floor.

[–]CasedOutside 0 points1 point ago

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This comic should be the other way around. It's a known fact that men are unable to tell when something is dirty.

[–]TheRealBFG 0 points1 point ago

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People here are so lame. I laughed

[–]CasedOutside 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed too, I was simply making a joke of my own christ

[–]Realworld 0 points1 point ago

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... what?

[–]ceolceol 0 points1 point ago

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Why is the Jessica Alba gif in r/funny and this is in r/pics?

[–]KatfromCanada 0 points1 point ago

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Creepy Kevin Bacon face...

[–]pissedoffredneck 0 points1 point ago

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not only do u repost someone else's joke, but you make it an image so you can get some link karma? pathetic

[–]i_upvote_boobs 0 points1 point ago

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My dad would like that joke.

[–]beatisagg 0 points1 point ago

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Both of those people scare me.

[–]evanemiller 0 points1 point ago

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Why does that guy remind me of this cenobite?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHA she has such a herp derp face in the second one.

[–]Mattrance28 0 points1 point ago

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This sounds like my roomate. Fuck you! I won't clean your shit!!!

[–]Mattrance28 0 points1 point ago

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Edit: roommate :)

[–]wilsonh915 0 points1 point ago

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Good ol' sexism. You can take your bigotry elsewhere, thanks.

[–]jwdrummer21 -1 points0 points ago*

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Hey Hunny, What's on the TV? Dust...

[–]EmoryM 0 points1 point ago

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Fire Marshall Bill!

[–]Beefalicious 0 points1 point ago

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Was i the only one who thought about this?

[–]sariaslani 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking funny!

[–]Realworld 0 points1 point ago

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He isn't going to be fucking.

[–]sariaslani 1 point2 points ago

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It's true.

[–]mrcleatus -1 points0 points ago

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lol'd

[–]musicunderfire -1 points0 points ago

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Underwear!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Ratfaces

[–]ProfessorInternet -1 points0 points ago

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"Your ear."

[–]ryanknapper -1 points0 points ago

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Tell me what really turns you on.

When girls make a face like an idiot.

[–]mrrabies -2 points-1 points ago

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Living Rooms

Bedrooms

Dinettes

Ah Yeah!

[–]EF08F67C-9ACD-49A2-B 0 points1 point ago

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Its just like a mini-mall.

[–]wikifreaks -1 points0 points ago

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I swear this leads to a porno, saw it on redtube a while back

[–]BunsinHoneyDew -1 points0 points ago

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I guess she is married to fireman bob.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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The bed.

I think I'm doing this right...

[–]ox_ -2 points-1 points ago

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Reminds me of The Inbetweeners-

"Mmm...what are you going to do to me?"

"Errm...I'm... gonna... fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat!"