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[–]SkidmarkInMyUndies 8 points9 points ago

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Oddly enough, I think his shirt makes that picture

[–]ablok[S] 2 points3 points ago

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it's how he rows... i lol'd hard at that, was thinking of putting it in the title

[–]waltbomb 5 points6 points ago

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He just came.

[–]ProfessorInternet 2 points3 points ago

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That's the only position his arms can be in, since he rows so hard and whatnot.

[–]SmeltedFury 1 point2 points ago

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Salami arms!

[–]DHarry 1 point2 points ago

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We need a name for this!

[–]AllowingZero 1 point2 points ago

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He's a puppet. The one in the red is controlling him.

[–]coomsee 1 point2 points ago

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the one in the red can control me anytime

[–]wippanegg 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to use the term "avoidance hand" for this level of hoverhand.

[–]robbor 2 points3 points ago

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Eww! Get these things off me! What are they? . . . . . What? girls?

[–]screwthisshit 1 point2 points ago

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That's how he rows.

[–]DIGGYRULES 0 points1 point ago

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Poor kid.

[–]fuckbuttons 0 points1 point ago

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he rows not..

[–]Pana02 0 points1 point ago

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how do these pictures ever happen in the first place? surely girls wouldnt dare be caught near guys like him?

[–]ablok[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Because they're bitches and do it to laugh with their girlfriends. What other explanation could there be?

[–]heccubus 0 points1 point ago

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The girl in the red's boobs are perilously close to touching his left elbow. He's technically doing a lot better than any hoverhand photo subject.

[–]bipo 0 points1 point ago

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Are you not allowed to hold girls' waist for a photo in America?

[–]HazednDaizd 0 points1 point ago

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I like how everyone that comments on "hover hand" type photos always act like they wouldn't have the same amount anxiety around girls out of their league.

Bunch-o-hypocrites

[–]Swaggeo 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, being aware of the hoverhand would cause you to make the conscious decision NOT to do it. Also, not all redditors are socially awkward.

[–]c1utchh 0 points1 point ago

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i was at the bar last night with a bunch of them, only one was a socially awkward penguin haha, the rest were the life of the party.

[–]HazednDaizd -1 points0 points ago

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I know its just that EVERY person that comments on "hover hand" photos always come off like they've never been in that situation.

Just the egos of the internet.

[–]ablok[S] 0 points1 point ago

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After I learned of the hoverhand thing I checked all my photos on FB and 0 hoverhands out of many many pictures. So just because you do it, don't hate on the rest of us who are confident around women.

[–]HazednDaizd 1 point2 points ago

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lol Yeah I get a firm grip on a chicks waist when I take pics with them. I used to do that shit back in middle school kid. Kudos on actually checking your photos to see if you've done the hover Hand LMAO

[–]ablok[S] 0 points1 point ago

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LOL had to man!

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 0 points1 point ago

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You know how I know this kid is gay?

His dick tastes like shit.

[–]yuuray -1 points0 points ago

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And then they fucked..

[–]miba -1 points0 points ago

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upboat for the shirt