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[–]doctechnical 36 points37 points ago

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You might think that's funny, but it's snot.

[–]cybersocial -2 points-1 points ago

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At least it went viral.

[–]CiD7707 12 points13 points ago

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At first I was all "Awwww..."

Then I was all "Ewwww..."

[–]Randamba 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't even get to finish saying Awwww before barfing. I was all "Awwhrrrggglglllphphglgllg.... NAPKINS !!! I NEED NAPKINS !!!"

[–]tacotacotacotaco 6 points7 points ago

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Dumb cats make the best pets, no joke. I had a cat when I was 10 who would watch birds through the window... then try to attack them. I'd hear a good loud thump at least once weekly, even when he got older.

[–]piratepixie 1 point2 points ago

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Mine do this daily.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I watched this gif three minutes ago but it took me until now to stop gagging enough to type a comment: I hate you.

[–]lefixx 3 points4 points ago

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ewwwwww and lol at the same time

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

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First time I've ever seen anything like this! Thanks reddit :-)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Best laugh of my day. I needed this. Thank you!

[–]m0zzie 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The fact that cats are sitting on the kitchen counter and stovetop grossed me out way more than the snot.

[–]Enth 1 point2 points ago

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I actually vomited.

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 0 points1 point ago

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AVWP

[–]Feltasneezecoming 1 point2 points ago

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Then i ate my snot.

[–]xk3t 1 point2 points ago

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Part of me wanted him to get that last bit out...

[–]yentlequible 0 points1 point ago

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I was cheering him on the entire video.

[–]Duff85 1 point2 points ago

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Socially Awkward Cat?

[–]PardonMyTits 0 points1 point ago

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I am laughing so hard I'm crying a little. Thank you so much.

[–]retepeter 0 points1 point ago

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FILL the internet with cats

[–]SeniorApples 0 points1 point ago

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I can't eat spaghetti now...>_>

[–]BValen7ine 0 points1 point ago

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I can't watch that without wanting to vomit while laughing all the while

[–]inkathebadger 0 points1 point ago

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My SO was freaking out beside me. Thanks for letting me laugh at her reaction.

[–]biennavida 0 points1 point ago

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My cat does this on a daily basis. It's disgusting, but he absolutely won't let me clean his nose with a tissue.

[–]TehBranMuffin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god I cringed.

[–]QueenZ 0 points1 point ago

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Yic!

[–]PhantomCrash 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Trowzers 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if it could be slurped up then go back up through the nose and go in a cycle forever and ever and ever...

[–]dfactoblaster 0 points1 point ago

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no joke, I laughed out my nose when I saw this... and a string of snot came out. I wiped it up with a towel, though.

[–]Aabelia 0 points1 point ago

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Ewwww. That is GROSS. First time seeing something that gross on Reddit. Hope is the first and last. Don't want to give up on you yet.

[–]terminus84 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. Gross kitty is gross.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I literally screamed "ew" and hid my face.

... congrats, good sir.

[–]gangy86 -1 points0 points ago

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Keyboard cat would not be impressed

[–]shippfaced -1 points0 points ago

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Oh god! I laughed and wanted to vomit at the same time!