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[–]JoshVester 1348 points1349 points ago

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Formal request for puppydog-eyed Reddit alien to be the new homepage logo, or to at least make it to the "Reddit Is Down" page.

[–]AtYourBaconCall 688 points689 points ago

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Can you imagine the puppy dog face showing up when it's down. I wouldn't even be mad. Well, not that mad.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 739 points740 points ago

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Seriously. Instead of "You broke reddit" it would display the puppy dog alien with an "I'm...so sorry. Please don't hate me."

[–]icanhazausername 529 points530 points ago

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Puppy dog alien next to a chewed server or network cable. "I'm sorry, will you forgive me?"

[–]MarlonBain 418 points419 points ago

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I made you a meme. But I eated it.

[–]tardmrr 269 points270 points ago

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My favorite cat picture of all time. I love you so much for reminding me of it.

[–]greenbottle11 119 points120 points ago

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OMG I love you and I love cats and I love reddit and I miss my cats...

[–]nikc4 30 points31 points ago

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This describes so many redditors.

[–]koonat 50 points51 points ago

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Aww

[–]elemcee 76 points77 points ago

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[–]tieranosaur 29 points30 points ago

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I need me a little weiner dog just like this. i shall love him and call him Schniztel and he shall be mine.

[–]elemcee 3 points4 points ago

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I have a wiener dog mix. His name is Henry, but 99.9% of the time he's called "wiener dog" or "wiener" or "wienie."

[–]1337geekchic 12 points13 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]IBoris 37 points38 points ago

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[–]Mumberthrax 7 points8 points ago

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He looks like he's saying "can I please?? I promise I will/won't X".

[–]RueMorgue 5 points6 points ago

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[–]TheHaberdasher 25 points26 points ago

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I can't stay mad at you

[–]oananbr 15 points16 points ago

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The time where I thought reddit was all happy moments, rainbows, cute dogs, and funny meme's though - I couldn't stay mad at reddit, but suddenly

r/picturesofdeadkids

BAM! ಠ_ಠ

it was then I became the hardcore, cynical redditor I am today.

[–]RationalSocialist 6 points7 points ago

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Don't forget about r/picsofdeadjailbait!

[–]oananbr 6 points7 points ago

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not as graphic as r/picsofdeadkids

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 41 points42 points ago

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Too much load?

Better chew these cables.

[–]ebob9 8 points9 points ago

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That's the Ostrich "Head in the ground" dispatch mode of several commercial Server Load Balancers.

[–]immortalwolf 13 points14 points ago

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I can haz new server?

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 7 points8 points ago

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Our alienated puppy needs love.

[–]JoshVester 57 points58 points ago

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"Reddit misses you too!"

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 23 points24 points ago

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And please no hammers.

[–]j1ggy 17 points18 points ago

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That ball has crack inside.

[–]krispykrackers[A] 417 points418 points ago

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We're working on it as I speak :)

[–]corvuskorax[S] 169 points170 points ago

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I'm really flattered! If you want a higher res pic of just that panel, I can provide it.

[–]krispykrackers 91 points92 points ago

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YES PLEASE!!!! A blue background would rock my world too.

[–]corvuskorax[S] 214 points215 points ago

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Done and done. Here you go!

[–]producer35 59 points60 points ago

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You technical/artistic people are sometimes most impressive.

[–]phinnaeus7308 19 points20 points ago

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I made a quick vector version, hope that is okay and that you like it.

I checked out your DA and you are a really great illustrator.

[–]krispykrackers 12 points13 points ago

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It's wonderful, but the lines are too thin and don't scale well. Snoo has thicker lines :(

But mbrutsch came up with this one which includes the word "reddit" and scaled it down the best he could, better than I could. So thanks corvuskorax!!!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]Zilka 15 points16 points ago

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If you made the background transparent and saved it as a .png that'd be be more in the spirit of HiRes.

[–]KorayA 26 points27 points ago

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Shouldn't he get a trophy as well?

[–]krispykrackers[A] 204 points205 points ago

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Done, but if anyone can improve on this I know it's not great... :(

[–]basiphobe 131 points132 points ago

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[–]krispykrackers 50 points51 points ago

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As long as it has transparencies set, and if you could send me a direct link to the imgur link, I'm all over it :)

[–]rolmos 107 points108 points ago

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I fixed the problem with teething, and added sharpness:

Transparent: http://k.min.us/idmKha.png

With blue: http://k.min.us/iR4bK.png

[–]krispykrackers[A] 129 points130 points ago

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Me gusta.

[–]ThatFuckingGuy 37 points38 points ago

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Ah! No sabía que krispykrackers hablaba español! Oigan todos, krispykrackers habla español!

[–]krispykrackers 29 points30 points ago

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¿Es esto un problema?

[–]ThatFuckingGuy 23 points24 points ago

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No, nada más es una novedad.

[–]Katlix 11 points12 points ago

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FFS! I was wondering why the logo looked so different! BUT IT WAS ALL YOU! DAMN YOU AND DAMN THAT CUTE LOGO!

Now how are you going to sleep at night knowing you can never leave that poor little cute alien...

[–]pablogrb 19 points20 points ago

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The transparency is not perfect but it'll work on r/pics light background.

[–]electricbluetoaster 27 points28 points ago

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Now I can never leave.

[–]ehhblinkin 12 points13 points ago

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now can you just make the site go down so we can see it in action?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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You won't have to wait long, I'm sure.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago*

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Here you go. Less / minimal pixelation. http://imgur.com/Z4l3J

here is hi-res now:

http://imgur.com/QEEbc

[–]Sure_Instant_Karma 54 points55 points ago

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this is part of what makes reddit awesome :)

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 27 points28 points ago

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Even working on downtime images is sweet.

[–]dotlizard 10 points11 points ago

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I feel like I'm witnessing reddit history. sniffle totally having a moment here.

[–]ofcoursemyhorse 13 points14 points ago

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The community has spoken.

[–]mhertel 8 points9 points ago

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Down time planned I assume?

Edit - I just reread the top comment, probably for the home logo. I apologize for the jab.

[–]InAnIndianAccent 6 points7 points ago

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Forced downtime, just so everyone can appreciate how awesome reddit is.

[–]iziizi 4 points5 points ago

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Please don't say that. Its been good for at least a few days here!

[–]Heyimcool 5 points6 points ago

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Oh god it's up, I'm never going to be able to leave.

[–]frimble 5 points6 points ago

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It would be great if you could also put http://www.reddit.com/hutms as the title text for the logo.

[–]krispykrackers 8 points9 points ago

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Done! Thanks for reminding me :)

[–]Pinecone 104 points105 points ago

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real quick mockup http://i.imgur.com/velk0.jpg

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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That look... how can you be mad when it gives you that look?

[–]stevesonaplane 56 points57 points ago

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there should be shadow silhouette of a guy with a F5 mallet.

[–]nateguy 9 points10 points ago

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My heart is writhing in my chest just thinking about that little guy being smashed in the face with an F5 mallet.

[–]Skitrel 2 points3 points ago

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We shall all hesitate for half a second.... Before hitting F5 anyway.

I predict this will vastly reduce the load on the servers.

[–]fathermocker 8 points9 points ago

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I... I'm sorry Snoo, it's my fault Amazon's servers suck. I promise I won't hit F5 in the next five minutes. Please don't hate me.

[–]FearlessBuffalo 14 points15 points ago

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Made me feel guilty as fuck. Mission Accomplished.

[–]TheLazyElf 60 points61 points ago

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Also, formal request for one of those dawm awesome orange and blue balls.

[–]oananbr 16 points17 points ago

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Sounds like you've had enough, Elf.

[–]TheEngine 2 points3 points ago

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To the Reddit store!

[–]jdmCrush 21 points22 points ago

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I vote for the "puppy-dog face" on the "reddit is down" page as we'll get to see it more often...

[–]ijustwantacat 12 points13 points ago

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This is the first time I'm waiting for reddit to go down just to see if this is going to happen .

[–]ALLCAPS_DOG_HAIKU 140 points141 points ago

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DID SOMEONE SAY DOG?

SORRY I WAS JUST NAPPING

WHERE THE CATS BE AT

[–]0rangendRed 86 points87 points ago

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I'm pretty sure you are the most oddly specific novelty account that I've seen to date. Bravo.

[–]Hey_Thats_A_Song 10 points11 points ago

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date

Bravo

Sorry, no video on "Bravo"... But it is a song!

[–]0rangendRed 3 points4 points ago

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An upvote for you good sir...it seems I've summoned the novelty accounts.

[–]Valendr0s 315 points316 points ago

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They should make that picture come up every time you close your last reddit tab.

[–]LlamaMall 241 points242 points ago

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If this happens, I will never have another productive day again.

[–]kappafox 35 points36 points ago

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And that's how I failed all my classes.

[–]wilu 24 points25 points ago

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And that's how I met your mother.

[–]blankexpression 87 points88 points ago

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Must... close... tab... need.. to... studyy-OHMYGOD LOOK AT THAT CAT

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 74 points75 points ago

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It's a Dog! Our alien is not a pussy.

[–]shuzumi 33 points34 points ago

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Even if she has one?

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 66 points67 points ago

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Have a seat over there.

[–]Ta_Da 90 points91 points ago

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Which seat can I taaaaaaaake?

[–]NotAmishSoStopAsking 16 points17 points ago

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The one over there.

[–]speekEnglish 19 points20 points ago

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Are you Amish?

[–]NotAmishSoStopAsking 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]stevo_knevo 9 points10 points ago

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Why'd you come here today?

[–]megadeus 5 points6 points ago

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Snoo's a girl?

[–]shuzumi 7 points8 points ago

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Supposedly

[–]KerrickLong 17 points18 points ago

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[–]The_MAZZTer 6 points7 points ago

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I must make this happen. Should be easy to write a quick Chrome extension to do the job.

[–]KerrickLong 4 points5 points ago

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Wasn't that hard. Most confusing thing was that when a tab is closed, no information is given about it. Instead, I had to maintain a cache of which tabs had reddit loaded in them, and when that cache emptied show it.

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[–]grillcover 135 points136 points ago

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That would make excellent merch, if it were designed well. Up-Downvote Stress ball anyone?

[–]MBuddah 94 points95 points ago

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shut up and take my money!

[–]jaxspider 39 points40 points ago

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[–]Loborin 5 points6 points ago

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I hate you... I just got over my steam sale addiction too...

[–]intrepid96 9 points10 points ago

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It would be very useful, especially when I get downvotes

[–]Niqulaz 10 points11 points ago

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GIEF NAOW!!!11

[–]somersault 204 points205 points ago

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There's no harm in linking to the gallery-entry on Dev Art: http://findchaos.deviantart.com/#/d3idixj

[–]bayareatrojan 30 points31 points ago

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This should be higher up.

Is OP the artist? Gave no indication that he was, nor did he link to the gallery-entry...

[–]Inked_Cellist 40 points41 points ago

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I am guessing that the OP is the artist. Clicking on his profile shows other images from the same DeviantArt user and other well-drawn art.

[–]bayareatrojan 51 points52 points ago

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I would be the worst detective of all time.

[–]gasface 9 points10 points ago

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You haven't seen me play LA Noire ;]

[–]aceryz 6 points7 points ago

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Just hire a good secretary, it might be enough. I've seen a film once where the secretary was doing pretty much all the job. Well, the detective was the one to shoot and catch bullets, but that was it.

Trust me, I'm a random dude with Internet access.

[–]Pravusmentis 20 points21 points ago

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I'm bored with reddit.

closes reddit

opens reddit

Damnit.

[–]blue_roses 80 points81 points ago

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ohhh, but he's just sooooo cute.

[–]DeliciousPi 62 points63 points ago

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Until you see his 'gonewild' side.

[–]Theemuts 45 points46 points ago

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'picsofdeadkids' FTFY

[–]TheStagesmith 77 points78 points ago

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 47 points48 points ago

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Shh, you yell out only at /r/SPACEDICKS

[–]skameeto 15 points16 points ago

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Why did I look? I stayed away from the dead kids thing, but this!? Sigh

[–]Theemuts 8 points9 points ago*

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It's one of the troll-subreddits. Look for the AMA of its mod/creator violentacrez (also the mod of many other nsfw-subreddits, see his reply).

fixed: violentacrez isn't the mod of gonewild

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I don't mod /r/gonewild, but I do mod a few others.

[–]foggydog5[!] 2 points3 points ago

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There goes the neighborhood, I suppose I'll see about 10 more of these today.

[–]PhoneCar 33 points34 points ago

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TIL: We need Reddit Alien plushies. Stat.

[–]dirtymoney 55 points56 points ago

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wait.... where is the part when reddit decides to stop playing with you? And refuses to play for hours & hours?

[–]jamwil 25 points26 points ago

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It's not a cat.

[–]dirtymoney 51 points52 points ago

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no, its a website with reliability problems.

[–]jamwil 7 points8 points ago

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Oh. Whoosh.

[–]dirtymoney 3 points4 points ago

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I just wanted to put in an extra jab at reddit. I got your meaning.

[–]edgeman4 6 points7 points ago

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He's wooshing himself, appropriately.

[–]i_want_more_foreskin 38 points39 points ago

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The red eyes remind me too much of a Harlequin Baby.

Do not google image search 'Harlequin Baby.'

[–]Tesatire 14 points15 points ago

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I almost did the search, then you warn me not to do the search. And now I want to more than I didn't want to. Stupid references I don't understand.

Can you at least explain what a Harlequin Baby is and why the eyes remind you of that?

[–]tompwnsn00bs 21 points22 points ago

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Disease where a baby is born with hard keratinated skin. Because it is so hard, it cracks everywhere that skin would move. This includes parts like the mouth, eyes, ears, etc. They usually do not live very long (open wounds + exposure to bacteria)

edit: the eyes are just bright red keratin if i understand correctly

[–]Tesatire 17 points18 points ago

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I understand why I should not google image search this. Thanks for the explanation... My heart breaks for this disease.

[–]SublimeDivine 36 points37 points ago

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OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME DO IT.

I'm scarred for life now. Ugh. Thanksalot.

[–]cheddarz 51 points52 points ago

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WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK THAT.

[–]thepresley 24 points25 points ago

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holy fuck, why did I follow you?!

[–]JabbrWockey 16 points17 points ago

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Really, nobody click that link. BLECH!

[–]andypants 18 points19 points ago

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WHY THE FUCK DID HE LINK THAT

[–]cheddarz 4 points5 points ago

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I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

[–]hopstar 11 points12 points ago

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This is one Halloween costume I never would have thought of, but now I need to steal it.

[–]burke_no_sleeps 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, I did that once. Ever wonder how I got my username?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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It amazes me how one of these guys has this syndrome and is still alive.

[–]caffiend2 9 points10 points ago

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heh...I'm gonna Google it anywaOHMYMOTHEROFGODWTF?!?!?!

[–]Niqulaz 3 points4 points ago

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Now that is some fucking high octane nightmare fuel right there.

Nice.

[–]SilverCommando 5 points6 points ago

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how did you even know about that?

[–]V2Blast 5 points6 points ago

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Someone told him not to Google it.

[–]riguy724 47 points48 points ago

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Reddit: more addictive than baby kittens.

[–]opatut 49 points50 points ago

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Reddit: addictive PLUS you get to see baby kittens.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 20 points21 points ago

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Reddit: Where puppies become baby kittens.

[–]tardmrr 25 points26 points ago

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Isn't 'baby kittens' kind of redundant?

[–]ofcoursemyhorse 8 points9 points ago

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Reddit: Not Even Once.

[–]ThickStick 125 points126 points ago

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REDDIT USED ATTRACT. IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[–]Reginault 77 points78 points ago

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TRAINER USED FLEE. TRAINER IS CONFUSED. TRAINER HURT HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION.

[–]SilverCommando 62 points63 points ago

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CANNOT FLEE FROM BATTLE.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 55 points56 points ago

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[–]joetromboni 52 points53 points ago

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i don't know how to type in green like you guys

[–]avocadoamazon 28 points29 points ago

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[–]IBoris 35 points36 points ago

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damn it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I'm an oldfag, I've been here all summer.

[–]scoops22 9 points10 points ago

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Four spaces before your text means you're writing "code". It's green in the pics subreddit.

[–]flussence 7 points8 points ago

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 That... doesn't make any sense.

[–]Panthertron 46 points47 points ago

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you should show the part where little Reddit corrects your spelling, does the same thing over and over again for treats, and shits on your apple products. still can't be mad at the little guy. he don't know no better.

[–]kodutta7 27 points28 points ago

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No, reddit! Not the iPod!

[–]undercoveruser 75 points76 points ago

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(◕‿◕)

I pooped on your iPod!

Can we play now?!?

[–]kodutta7 15 points16 points ago

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Awww I can't say no to you.

[–]mhertel 6 points7 points ago

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Bad reddit! It's downvotes for dinner tonight!

[–]Slabonator 119 points120 points ago

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Finally, a non-Rage Face cartoon on Reddit.. How refreshing.

[–]Bloblette 51 points52 points ago

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You might want to check out /r/comics

[–]HideousInfant 17 points18 points ago

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I think he was referring to user-generated comics.

[–]LouWaters 20 points21 points ago

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/r/comics has those too.

[–]DanielBG 25 points26 points ago

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You might like user/unfortunatejordan original reddit themed content. Example: http://i.imgur.com/btBzj.png

[–]Slabonator 2 points3 points ago

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I do like. Thank you for the recommendation.

[–]smel_bert 8 points9 points ago

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I couldn't do my homework, professor, BABY REDDIT WAS LONELY. :(

[–]R0nd0d 21 points22 points ago

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It took me way too long to realize the ball was made of upvote and downvote arrows

[–]panjadotme 16 points17 points ago

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Can I get a 1920x1080 sized picture of puppydog-eyed Reddit alien with ball for my dektop background? :)

[–]Xarnon 10 points11 points ago

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I've made one which is just stretched, the other is also sharpened.

HERE they are.

edit: Also, his/her name is Snoo

In before "death by snoo snoo"!

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[–]clynos 14 points15 points ago

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How did this get 5000 downvotes in 2 hours? Bots? What kind of asshole bot would downvote this??

[–]internet_enthusiast 5 points6 points ago

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The exact number of upvotes/downvotes are "fuzzed" for anti-spam reasons.

See this post

[–]virtyy 17 points18 points ago

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This one is gonna rocket to the top of front page. Cus its true.

WHY IS IT TRUE I JUST WANT TO LEAVE

[–]MediumPace 5 points6 points ago

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This lovely little comic speaks volumes. I can not tell you how many timed I've tried getting off
of reddit, just to unconscionably wind up, back here 5 minutes later. I'm as addicted to heroine
filled anime as I am to reddit, but I can't help but stop watching to check reddit. I like to come
here as much as possible over the weekends to catch up on all the stuff I missed. Drop a load
of interesting content all in one website and what do you expect? I think I'm addicted to pussy
cat pictures, and I don't care how much people complain. Keep posting them.

[–]ayssius 12 points13 points ago

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Bawwww, so cute!!!

[–]brndon 6 points7 points ago

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I like to measure my productivity by units of time that I manage to stay away from reddit.

e.g. 4 hours - very productive day! 30 minutes - failing at life

[–]RidingAPig 10 points11 points ago

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I blame Reddit's cuteness for my addiction.

[–]fathermocker 6 points7 points ago

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You mean Snoo's cuteness.

[–]bunnyhug 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit is like chocolate. You know when you have had enough but you just want one more piece. Addicted.

[–]deemahh 3 points4 points ago

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That god damn face. It is killing me.

snuggles with alien

[–]monthsbehind 3 points4 points ago

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I want this on a shirt ...

[–]gdroxor 3 points4 points ago

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The subtle look of disapproval is a nice touch.

[–]viralizate 2 points3 points ago

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There around 20 million comments, even so I would like to chop in and say this is excellent work. In a funny and simple way, it captures the essence of reddit quite perfectly. A masterpiece in a way. Thanks!

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 8 points9 points ago

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Hm. Chubby reddit alien looks like the pillsbury dough boy with red eyes.

[–]omgwolverine 9 points10 points ago

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crossed with this guy.

[–]AmishRockstar 11 points12 points ago

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It's funny 'cause it's true. Damn you Reddit!

[–]easygenius 5 points6 points ago

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He's like Tinker Bell. If we don't keep clapping fapping, he'll die.

[–]oh_humanity 6 points7 points ago

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I do believe in reddit, I do, I do!

[–]PaperRockBazooka 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't it the other way around? The pet being the users and reddit being the master with the shiny distractions.

[–]Frdl 2 points3 points ago

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Together, forever, no matter how long From now until the end of time We'll be together, and you can be sure That forever and a day That's how long we'll stay Together and forever more

[–]DisraeliEers 2 points3 points ago

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I've found it's even worse since I removed links I've already voted on from my front page. Unlimited reddit...

[–]NameTak3r 2 points3 points ago

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2nd to last panel is what I imagine every time I see this:

ಠ_ಠ

[–]SilverCommando 2 points3 points ago

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Looks a lot like a Grundo

[–]kaini 2 points3 points ago

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this is amazing, and i love it.

that is all.

[–]nubanx 2 points3 points ago

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reddit is a helluva drug.

[–]wobblyweeble 2 points3 points ago

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This is why I prefer cats. They don't make me feel guilty for not letting them in the bathroom while I do my business.

Of course, I bring Reddit in there sometimes, too. Damn.

[–]frid 2 points3 points ago

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How does an idea like this get (as of this writing) 14428 downvotes? I just refuse to believe that is possible.

Is this a demonstration of the fake equalizing reddit downvote system?