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[–]JimmyDThing 56 points57 points ago*

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This is my dog... I posted this about a year ago.

EDIT: I've seen this picture pop up a few times, it's kind of bizarre having been the one who took the picture and posted it. I've actually seen it accused of being shopped. I assure you, it is not.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i keep trying to get my dogs shake face but i miss it by a few seconds. I too haz goldens.

do you have chlorine in your pool?

[–]JimmyDThing 4 points5 points ago

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I do. She drinks the water while shes swimming because she's an idiot. Then she throws up at least once... all water. It's not the chlorine, though, it's the amount of water she drinks.

If anything, our pool is under-chlorinated. But even so, the little amount of chlorine in pool water isn't really harmful.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was just curious. I have two goldens and they wish i had a pool. At the end of the year they swim in the neighborhood pool for "dog days" and I was always curious about the chlorine.

she is a cutie! very dark too.

[–]JimmyDThing 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah she's a darky. Haha. I want to get a second one also. I love the freakin' breed. Out of curiosity, what sex are yours? We're considering getting a male the second time around.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have a female and a male, both here. I actually got the male first, he's a year older than the smaller one. I got her as a "friend" for him but they really never took to each other. Now it's been 9 years and they never play with each other. They just want my attentions.

I have mastered the art of petting two dogs, at once, so they both feel loved. Mine desperately want to be "only" dogs.

I think though, i just got two weirdos as a lot of my friends who have gotten two have bonded and played together. Of course...my plan backfired and i got stuck with two attention needing pups.

But i love them nonetheless...

[–]JimmyDThing 1 point2 points ago

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Haha you have awesome dogs! Yeah, I'd like to get a playmate for her too. I don't know if I'd have the problem you do... she thinks EVERY dog she sees is her best friend. Even the ones that would likely tear her to pieces. Every morning on our walk we pass a German shepherd that scares the crap out of me. He sneaks up to the fence and suddenly starts barking and jumping at the fence. I nearly shit myself every time. But Loki? She wags her tail and gets down in front, butt up, ready for whatever game they're going to play.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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more non-derp pics?? I love goldens. They are just wonderful dogs.

[–]JimmyDThing 1 point2 points ago*

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Here ya go!

I have a few more that I'm saving to post. They're Christmas appropriate but I really just had no time this past Christmas season.

Any more you have, I'd love to see! Sorry mine aren't in an album. I was too lazy to download them from facebook and then re-upload them so I just used my imgur Firefox add-on to upload them from within the browser.

EDIT: Aaaah... one more. From the same set of pictures as the one that got reposted here. I borrowed my mothers DSLR for these ones. Some of them came out AMAZINGLY clear. Like clear enough that they still look good on a 50" tv.

[–]hoswald 0 points1 point ago

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I have a few dogs and every time they get in the pool the chemical balance goes wacko.

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point ago

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I just like the "yes, master" one

Golden+silly face+Igor=priceless

also, grats on the cool dog

[–]JimmyDThing 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, thanks. She is pretty awesome, not gonna lie. I'm 26... while I grew up with dogs, she is the first dog that is solely MINE and I gotta say.... I will never be able to live without a dog again.

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point ago

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No joke, I've been in apartments for 5 years, so that's missing. I've only had goldens. They are good dogs

[–]Qwe08 -3 points-2 points ago

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upboat!

[–]breakingrobertsrules 2 points3 points ago

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This is my shake face!

[–]tina_ri 3 points4 points ago*

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As long as we're reposting stuff (not complaining, this picture always makes me laugh), I bookmarked a picture from the last time I saw this thread. Someone photoshopped both sides of the dog's face to make Serious Dog and HERPADURR Dog.

Edit: I_link_to_Reposts saves the day. It was This guy!

[–]JimmyDThing 4 points5 points ago

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I still like the Buster one best. Courtesy of cookout.

[–]tina_ri 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SmashPig[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]JimmyDThing 1 point2 points ago

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Nope (!)

FTFY.

[–]MotoPunch600 1 point2 points ago

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I whip my ears back and forth!

[–]1rv 1 point2 points ago

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This is my shake face

[–]reelaxphoto 1 point2 points ago

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This is my shake face. http://i.imgur.com/fMD1r.jpg

[–]badseedjr 3 points4 points ago

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This was already posted by someone as a comment response to another dog picture. I can't find the source... but it could have been you. Your other "sup dog?" post was definitely a repost. The hivemind may stab your face for reposts.

[–]JimmyDThing 5 points6 points ago*

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I posted it... almost year ago.... it's my dog. I think it's getting posted again now because it was on a list of top "shake" dogs.

[–]SmashPig[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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He is a top shake dog!!!!!!! That's awesome. Cute dog...... I did a search on reddit and it didn't get any hits. So, I posted.

my dog is cuter though

[–]JimmyDThing 0 points1 point ago

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She. But seriously, dog's are like children. Yours are always cuter until they destroy something valuable.

[–]aulter1688 3 points4 points ago

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you're right. I specifically remember this dog image because it was posted by a redditor, on reddit.

[–]cab4cash 0 points1 point ago

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let it go...it just a post. If you notice that this pic has been posted before, but some how you dont notice you should probably find something more productive to do with your time, like take you own dog shake pics. I've never seen this pic and I enjoyed it, so ssshhhhhh.

[–]badseedjr 0 points1 point ago

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I never said it was bad, I just said it was... and that lots of people on reddit get pissed about it.

[–]LessLikeYou 0 points1 point ago

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Remember there are repost supporters. Their numbers are growing.

[–]I_link_to_Reposts 2 points3 points ago

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[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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WHARRGARBL [NSFW]

[–]SmashPig[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm at work so I can't view this... But I do skydive alot and I'm pretty sure I've seen this picture.

Also FYI, I have skydive with now pants on before.... I had a unbelivable amount of pain from my balls slapping the side of my leg at 120 mph. Also when a girl skydives with no top on it is HIGHLY unflattering.. Think concaved water balloon.

[–]msaz87 1 point2 points ago

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This is my shake face

[–]spott3 0 points1 point ago

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This dog looks like Rowlf from the Muppets... on crack.

[–]slightlyuseful 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, you're a golden retriever?

[–]SMFishbone 0 points1 point ago

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awesome!!!

[–]aguacate 0 points1 point ago

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Quasidogo.

[–]Dyoon19452 0 points1 point ago

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I whip my hair back and forth.

[–]supbra 0 points1 point ago*

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it's called a jowler. jowlers! .They make for great photos A mild version is shown on my buddies frontpage, seriouslybra.com

[–]eigenmouse 0 points1 point ago

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This is my shake face!

[–]Kcolby 0 points1 point ago

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This is my shake face http://i.imgur.com/bLFAO.jpg

[–]ZipperLove 0 points1 point ago

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Yes!!! More dogs, less cats. WTF, are we all pussies on reddit?

[–]JohnFromChicago 0 points1 point ago

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I LOL'ed!!

[–]puffdaddy7 0 points1 point ago

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If that's your shake face, what is your bake face?

[–]AriBanana 0 points1 point ago

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Old School DERP!

[–]LePhtubb 0 points1 point ago

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I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

[–]mikkymikkymik 0 points1 point ago

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she has got his derp on.

[–]lolragerf7u12 0 points1 point ago

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This is super lulzy! Thanks XD

[–]Ichiinu -2 points-1 points ago

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Where is Sawbutter when you need him?