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[–][deleted] 164 points165 points ago

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[–]floatablepie 20 points21 points ago

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I've seen this a lot before, but I've never gotten the context. Anyone know what/where the fight is?

[–]OK_now_what 17 points18 points ago

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From the OP's photo it almost looks like like fan in the black was Sylvester Stallone!

[–]DearBurt 6 points7 points ago

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I always thought it was Frank Stallone.

[–]nyastorm 0 points1 point ago

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And the other guy on the ground looks like David Arquette.

[–]monkeymagnet 2 points3 points ago

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::facepalm::

[–]biennavida 0 points1 point ago

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Season tickets cost $3700 a game? Holy shit!

[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

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owns a season ticket to the $3,700-a-game courtside seat near the away team bench.

WHAT

[–]floatablepie 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–]IcedOutBart 6 points7 points ago

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The Stallone looking SOB is my ex-girlfriend's stepdad. This was the 2010 playoffs, Lakers vs. Suns. The Lakers won, and this dick-weed (Lawrence) decided it was his duty to defend the Suns honor by confronting the officials. He's a real dumb-ass but he did buy me an expensive glass of scotch once.

[–]youRheaDiSoNfirE 0 points1 point ago

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Kudos for the expensive scotch, dumb-ass stepdads suck, but man does that guy ever look like Stallone. I was convinced it was Stallone before I could make my mind up about whether or not it was David Arquette............

[–]Ellemeno 0 points1 point ago

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I was convinced it was Stallone until I saw the gut.

[–]youRheaDiSoNfirE 0 points1 point ago

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toosh

[–]ThumpNuts 0 points1 point ago

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What scotch, was it a glass of MacCutcheon's?

[–]IcedOutBart 0 points1 point ago

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All I remember was that it was thirty years old, and put hair on my knuckles.

[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 46 points47 points ago

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I can't quite make it out on this small phone screen, but can anybody see how many fucks he's giving?

[–]akatherder 22 points23 points ago

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He's giving so few that he's actually taking a couple.

[–]jmWaka25 2 points3 points ago

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the man appears to be a taker of fucks, rather than a giver.

[–]sodappop 1 point2 points ago

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You mean we're looking at the elusive fuck-taker?

I thought they were a myth!

[–]gruespoor 8 points9 points ago

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There definitely appears be a fairly strong negative fuck-transmission field in his vicinity.

[–]wilhrt 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed too hard at this.

[–]TheDamnWolfman 0 points1 point ago

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Same here, this whole thread just brightened my day right the hell up.

[–]Willie_Main 27 points28 points ago

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I cannot be sure, but it appears to be not many.

[–]Doctadrew 22 points23 points ago

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I would conclude that he is giving not a single fuck.

[–]upstreamsalmon 11 points12 points ago

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Docta, is this your professional opinion?

[–]broALLOVAyaFACE -2 points-1 points ago

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I concur docta...

[–]LuLu_Wins 12 points13 points ago

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i dont always drink beer, but when i do i watch grown men fight for the seat next to me.

[–]ShoesMcGee 9 points10 points ago

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Why is Sylvester Stallone fighting himself?

[–]crowbot_ 1 point2 points ago

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more like why is sylvester stallone fighting david arquette?

[–]phyzishy 0 points1 point ago

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no- sylvester stallone vs. sean penn

[–]Chubbstock 0 points1 point ago

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No way - Stallone vs. Pesci

[–]fishandchips 9 points10 points ago

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Repost but made me chuckle as much as last time it came up.

[–]DRfukascreenameACULA 21 points22 points ago

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hey look there rush limbaugh, david arquette, and sylvester stalone fighting!

[–]TheSubcontinental 6 points7 points ago

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That actually is David Arquette.

[–]gruespoor 33 points34 points ago

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Nice to see him getting work.

[–]BurtonWarpup 0 points1 point ago

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Mind reader.

[–]paranoidinfidel -1 points0 points ago

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

Now we just need someone to comment on how the one guy is throwing sissy punches with his thumb tucked in...oh wait, there it is.

[–]Stereotypical_Soviet 4 points5 points ago*

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This picture remind me of time my comrade Dimitri was at Sayano-Shushenskaya hydro plant during time of great accident. Everyone running, screaming but Dimitri is play it cool. He take sip of fine Streletskaya vodka and slowly walk out door. He only lose part of ear and one finger from right hands. Dimitri, if you read this, you are a one crazy mother fucker.

[–]AAlsmadi1 0 points1 point ago

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Among the weirdest novelty accounts I've seen in a while.

[–]BValen7ine 5 points6 points ago

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All I can think is Dante from Clerks 2 when I see this picture

[–]Howisdiscool 0 points1 point ago

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Man, that movie just wasn't as good as the first..

Edit: actually, I didn't like it at all.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago

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It had its moments, but the first one was just a one-of-a-kind gem. Actually, gonna go watch... Thanks for the reminder!

[–]Howisdiscool 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' pervert.

[–]Malicoire 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it... I should read the comments before I leave a comment. Up for you, sir.

[–]JoeyTheRizz 1 point2 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn

[–]bokan 1 point2 points ago

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what's this from again? I know I know it

[–]JoeyTheRizz 3 points4 points ago*

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Dark Knight if I'm not mistaken

Edit: Retarded Spelling

[–]TurdS 1 point2 points ago

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*Knight You still get the upboat for knowing the movie.

[–]bokan 0 points1 point ago

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oh yeahhh, thanks

for some reason I thought it was from fallout

[–]deaft 2 points3 points ago

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cool beer guy don't give a fuck

[–]OverTheir 0 points1 point ago

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ewwww gross, what's he eating?

[–]madeincincy 0 points1 point ago

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someone needs to make this a rage face

[–]rophl 2 points3 points ago

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Cool beer guy looks like Gary Lineker

[–]therealpsychx 1 point2 points ago

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Cold Beer Guy IS Gary Lineker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Lineker

[–]bunnyofdoom 0 points1 point ago

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He's a sportscaster for the BBC AND Al Jazeera???

[–]SolarPoweredTorch 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl+F Gary Lineker, upvote for you!

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 1 point2 points ago

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is that... David Arquette?

[–]jawni 1 point2 points ago

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I like cool beer guy, he drinks his beer and doesnt afraid of anything!

[–]racemic_mixture 0 points1 point ago

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up-vote for sentence structure

[–]nowtayneicangetinto 1 point2 points ago

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Is that David Arquette?

[–]Vramel 1 point2 points ago

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He should be a meme.

[–]Treats 1 point2 points ago

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Cool beer guy is not Milhouse.

[–]icen 0 points1 point ago

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Trolling? This guy is a meme.

[–]s0mething_exciting 0 points1 point ago

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he was going to, but now that you've said it...

[–]werewolfbarmitzva 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the guy just wanted his money back after seeing "Ready to Rumble"

[–]sds1522 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like the true story rage face

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why does it look like the security guard on the right is giving not-Stallone a purple nurple?

[–]GoldeN_FalcoN 0 points1 point ago

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Because some men just want to sit back and watch the world burn.

[–]edharken 0 points1 point ago

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I will steal the best line from the last time this was posted:

Forever Stallone.

[–]MisterSister 0 points1 point ago

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Sylvester Stallone – what's he gotten into this time?

[–]slashing164 0 points1 point ago

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We need an AMA Cool Beer Guy

[–]Chargelot 0 points1 point ago

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If I was that guy, I would make that my permanent Facebook profile pic. And every other profile pic.

[–]mystery_smelly_feet 0 points1 point ago

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Who would win in a fight - cool beer guy or cool baseball bat guy?

[–]onrushing 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's checking out blue jacket guys ass, and approving.

[–]condensate17 0 points1 point ago

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Who makes a fist with their thumb inside?

[–]KayaNow 4 points5 points ago

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That's how you break your thumb.. Gotta keep the pin outside the grenade

[–]rindindin 0 points1 point ago

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As soon as they knock his beer over, they're all dead men.

[–]bizquick 0 points1 point ago

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A friend of a friend made a facebook profile using this dude. The name is "Saul Goodman".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to Reddit!

[–]evenacre 0 points1 point ago

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Cool beer guy doesn't give a FUCK

[–]sahdu 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SxanRR 0 points1 point ago

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[–]this_isnt_me -1 points0 points ago

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upvote for keeping things cool

[–]RickZee -1 points0 points ago

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If only this was animated, it would go nicely with most popcorn eating .gifs.

[–]sayrith -1 points0 points ago

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I dont always drink beer. But when I do, i prefer a live action fight in front of me.

[–]puzzle_button -1 points0 points ago

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le reposteee

[–]dannzeman -1 points0 points ago

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[–]drbeer 0 points1 point ago

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Arquette.

[–]poopFaceMcGinty -1 points0 points ago

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i don't always keep my cool, but when I do....

[–]Nrksbullet -1 points0 points ago

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An Oldie but a Goldie.

I dont always upvote reposts, but when I do, its because its been awhile.

[–]KimcheeBreath -1 points0 points ago

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Its funny because hes enjoying a refreshing beer while other people are fighting around him. There appears to be some sort of golden streamer but Im not sure what that has to do with beer or fighting.

[–]derpbird -1 points0 points ago

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He has obviously seen this post already.

[–]Liberalwithagun -1 points0 points ago

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This wasn't found on Cracked at all, nor is it a repost.

[–]pelmen -1 points0 points ago

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He is just waiting for someone to bump his beer. See that cheeky smile and the way he is holding is beer outward? Then all hell breaks loose.

[–]cubesquared -1 points0 points ago

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That one guy is taking on two Sylvestre Stallones. Hardcore.

[–]crazypnut -1 points0 points ago

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NOTHING IS OVER!!!

...sorry, that dude looks a bit like Stallone...

[–]Lunchables -1 points0 points ago

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Where's RepostCounter when you need him?

[–]fotoman -1 points0 points ago

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my wife would call him a silver foxed hottie

[–]ItoldonAnneFrank -1 points0 points ago

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thanks for bringing him back man...I thought he was dead

[–]CygnusFTK -1 points0 points ago

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"These seats for this WWE event are AWESOME! And Sylvester Stallone fighting, to boot!"

[–]VicariousWolf -1 points0 points ago

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Sylvester Stallone?? :O

[–]mehatch -1 points0 points ago

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WMIM shaved?

[–]Dawggy -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like Bruce Buffer getting wrecked on.

[–]enad58 -1 points0 points ago

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"Now I know why these seats cost $1500 a piece"

[–]DTG09 -1 points0 points ago

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Col. Everett Young!?

[–]aestus -1 points0 points ago

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Is that David Arquette in the purple shirt?

[–]triel187 -1 points0 points ago

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The guy being wrestled to the floor looks like Stallone.

I can almost hear him screaming "Adrian"

[–]FenderMan -1 points0 points ago

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lol, nigga idgaf.

[–]Malicoire -1 points0 points ago

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I hear the guy in purple isn't even supposed to be there today...

[–]b00mtown -1 points0 points ago

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Good call on the tank top.

[–]Random_Tangent -1 points0 points ago

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Why are the Stallone brothers so angry?

[–]Gavmeister123 -1 points0 points ago

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"Haha He's pissed because I'm Fucking his wife sips beer"

[–]McMaster -1 points0 points ago

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[–]mandrakewilder -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]maduck -2 points-1 points ago

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Is that Jackie Treehorn?

[–]somethingsowitty -1 points0 points ago

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he is...the most interesting man in the world