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Amurika! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Timicus 79 points80 points ago

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Another day, another "Americans are Fat" joke on Reddit.

[–]I_know_that_movie 20 points21 points ago

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"Another day, another 3 "Americans are Fat" jokes on Reddit.

FTFY

[–]eatcacaeatcaca2time -1 points0 points ago

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Another day, another 3 "Americans are fat" jokes on Reddit. FTFY

[–]ddev 1 point2 points ago

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Another day, another 300000 Fat Americans on Reddit.

Don't shoot me!!

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 0 points1 point ago

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No, he's saying that Americans are the anthropomorphic personification of fat, explaining the capitalisation.

[–]gameadd1kt 2 points3 points ago

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god dammit, im American and this still made me laugh. but its sad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Let the facts commence!

http://www.gimmiethescoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/obesity-rates-2007.gif (Some years old but generally accurate. More than 30% of the population is obese.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lost count at how many times this has been reposted.

What the fuck happened to original content? :/

[–]brunswick 17 points18 points ago

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Ahh, the daily circlejerk thread. I'm not offended, I just think it gets old and kind of annoying.

[–]lolmonger 32 points33 points ago

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But if I make an "Arabs are violent/sexist" joke, that's really, really wrong, isn't it?

[–]my_dog_eats_raw_meat 3 points4 points ago

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Let's find out?

[–]lolmonger 7 points8 points ago

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I dunno...

[–]Switche 5 points6 points ago

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Ignoring all the social conditioning to think this is deplorable, this actually looks like it'd be a shitload of fun.

[–]Wallawino 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. I hope thats me in a few decades.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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what a unique and challenging critique

[–]gears28 15 points16 points ago

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Reddit is full of self-hating cuckolds.

[–]qwertasdfg7 -3 points-2 points ago

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No, that is just /r/catholic.

Seriously, people aren't allowed a little self-deprecating humor? Are we too good for a critique? 'Merika can do no wrong?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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LOL

I love all the new and original content here. This shit is HILARIOUS.

'MURIKA, FUCK YEA LOL

Lets do one with a black guy breaking out of jail while eating a watermelon!

[–]baumkramer 0 points1 point ago

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USA USA HAHA LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I KNOW HAHAHAH. THIS HAS NEVER BEEN POSTED BEFORE!!!

REDDIT - "WHAT'S NEW ON THE INTERNET"

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I like your novelty account. Clearly it shows you have no friends and nobody loves you.

[–]ODIRiKRON 9 points10 points ago

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Being an American, the thing I find humorous is that one of the first things I noticed upon moving to the UK is how many people there are on motorized scooters. It was as if the Scooter Store had opened up shop in the UK 10 years previously and upon their success thought "Hey, if we can do this well here, I wonder how well we could do in the US?!?!"

[–]Olpainless -2 points-1 points ago

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Well I don't know which part of the UK you're in, but you try finding people on scooters in Scotland, Wales and Northern England - you'd be hard pressed.

[–]ODIRiKRON 0 points1 point ago

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Birmingham. Maybe that explains it :)

[–]CarthageForever 12 points13 points ago

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Enough with this stereotypical bullshit. Lets all start posting pictures of U.K. citizens with ugly teeth sipping tea and being the queens bitch.

We're fucking allied nations, grow up.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You do that already! Austin Powers springs to mind, as does Family Guy and even the Simpsons. Nut up and take your teasing like the rest of us.

FYI I'm Irish, and the amount of drunk, red-haired, Catholic and stupid jokes I've faced from Americans numbers in the hundreds at this stage; some funny, most not. But who gives a brown?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, stop raping people, and then we can grow up.

[–]thesnakeinthegarden -1 points0 points ago

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we do that. it's called "Family guy". that's shits funny to most people out there.

[–]lessplasticplease 2 points3 points ago

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At least we're not a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys! Bonjouurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's the spirit!

[–]fivegears 2 points3 points ago

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Say what you will, but at least he's fat and happy.

(Also, I would get a scooter in a heartbeat if it had a mounted machine gun.)

[–]EurhMhom 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck Yeah!

[–]suspiciously_calm 2 points3 points ago

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Coming again to save the motherfuckin day yeah

[–]adks -3 points-2 points ago

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Totally was the first thing that came to mind after reading the title! Upvote for the Team America reference!

[–]james-town 4 points5 points ago

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He should be wearing Crocs.

[–]Roobomatic 0 points1 point ago

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agree, get point.

[–]Mexagon 6 points7 points ago

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Lol, dumb chinks are their ching chong chang small penis poodle stew shifty-eyed midget motherfuckers.

Lol, dumb ragheads and their curry shit smell taxi driving no-deoderant wearing racist misogynist motherfuckers.

Lol, dumb french snooty faggot non-bathing hairy armpit ugly women motherfuckers.

Lol, worthless mexicans stealing bikes unemployment welfare froggy uneducated migrant worker motherfuckers.

Lol, freeloading canadians kraft dinner scott is a dick maple syrup fucking poutine eh maple leaf pacifist motherfuckers.

Lol, fuckin greeks and anal sex

Hooray, let's have a buffet of stereotypes on reddit. Yippee look at the fun generated when we're fucking diversity in the asshole. Can't let americans have all the fun!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Okay. Let's do some stereotypes on you. You're lonely. Woo. I win.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like a butthurt seppo. Dear oh dear.

[–]visual_life 4 points5 points ago

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I am not offended. Such negative portrayals could be done for any other country in the world.

[–]TandemSegue 13 points14 points ago

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I want to see every other country in the world in this type of portrayal.

[–]srd178 5 points6 points ago

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Came here to say this. Let's air out all the stereotypes, for science.

[–]mrlemax 4 points5 points ago

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Well im dutch, so why dont you draw a pos smokin cheese lovin farmer with wooden shoes standing in front of a tulip field and a windmill while fucking a gay guy from behind, just sayin

[–]MidnightSun 0 points1 point ago

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That's a gay sheep in front of the windmill.

[–]mrlemax 0 points1 point ago

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Neh, we dont have that many sheep, we do have a lot of cows btw

[–]TandemSegue 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like Pella, IA. I could draw that. I'm from Des Moines.

[–]Blankeds_ 0 points1 point ago

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That's your fetish, isn't it.

[–]TrueShun 0 points1 point ago

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Check out Hetalia: Axis Powers. That whole show is based on stereotypes.

[–]WarRedditor 1 point2 points ago

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sure, but try to post this and watch how many "u r racist!!11!" comments you will get.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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8 hours, and no comments.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's not offensive, it's boring old and the worst of the circlejerk.

[–]MeloJelo[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Really? THE worst?

[–]MrVop 0 points1 point ago

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So be offended.

[–]bobabrett 6 points7 points ago

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Dey took er jerbs!

[–]ziby -2 points-1 points ago

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Det derka der.

[–]Gothiks -2 points-1 points ago

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Der duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

[–]WartOnTrevor 5 points6 points ago

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Ya know what. My dad is on oxygen because he had pneumonia and I think you're a real ass making fun of people who depend on it.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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My gramps carried an oxygen tank for years after a battle with lung cancer. :(

I've actually never seen a fat person with oxygen. Does that happen?

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

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Admit it, that looks pretty fun.

[–]AcceptableLosses 2 points3 points ago

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Where's the cigarette? No point in quittin' when you've got emphysema already, amirite?

[–]MeloJelo[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Also, his scooter seems to be lacking a Jesus fish . . .

[–]fivegears 2 points3 points ago

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The devil's in the details.

You don' like devils... do ya boy?

[–]Firebert010 0 points1 point ago

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The gun shoots cigarettes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cigarettes would be better suited for a French stereotype. You know, that thing they do to take away to BO smell instead of bathing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm betting this also works to describe r/conservative.

[–]InsanityManifest 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who kinda wants a scooter like that when I'm too old to walk?

[–]EtovNowd 1 point2 points ago

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You forgot my next-gen iPad/iPhone and my console system so I can play online 24/7 ... In 'merica we enjoy ours luxuriez.

[–]theeagle1 1 point2 points ago

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Lame as it ever was.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Finally someone pointed this out! Not a day goes by that I don't seen an American that looks like this! If only there were skinny attractive people in this country! ಠ_ಠ

[–]sirorangesoda 0 points1 point ago

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This is quite inaccurate, I must say. Wal-Mart doesn't have orange scooters.

[–]MeloJelo[!] -1 points0 points ago

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No, he brought his own, dude.

[–]sirorangesoda 0 points1 point ago

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Shit. You're right. Is this the point where I get super offended because I'm an average build American who has decent ambulatory skills?

[–]holysocks 2 points3 points ago

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your average build = fat everywhere else

[–]sirorangesoda 0 points1 point ago

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Boom roasted

[–]fivegears -1 points0 points ago

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[–]Mattcusprime 2 points3 points ago

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Hell yes!

[–]MrVop 0 points1 point ago

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Yes all americans are fat and disgusting. Infact 3 out of 4 of my neighbors look exactly like this guy...

[–]throwinshapes 0 points1 point ago

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needs a cigarette.

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

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i saw a picture of a guy about an hour ago that looked like that on a scooter like that . been looking on facebook for an hour to post up here, i hope i can find cuz the guy looks like he was the model for this.

[–]Helplessromantic 0 points1 point ago

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That's not what a gun, nor a spent casing looks like.

This glaring inaccuracy draws all of my attention everytime i open this image

[–]a_gorillion_dollars 0 points1 point ago

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now now, jealousy gets you nowhere

[–]nigrochinkspic 0 points1 point ago

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Alright now this is just offensive.

[–]hugefoxpaws 0 points1 point ago

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Helpuf tip: Firing a weapon near a 100% O2 source is dangerous.

[–]ProximaC 3 points4 points ago

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Helpuf tip

Helpuf?

helpuf...?

hufflepuff?

[–]Blankeds_ 0 points1 point ago

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Fire a weapon near a 100% O2 source and try to say helpful afterwards.

[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 0 points1 point ago

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the Magnited States of America!

[–]LordOfHazard -3 points-2 points ago

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They got the flag all wrong; it needs to be a confederate flag.

[–]Manuel_Herrick 0 points1 point ago

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Or in tatters.

PS - I am fascinated by your downvote.

[–]Aamon -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck yea! Come to save the mutherfuckin day yea!

[–]FreEgyptian_Redditor -1 points0 points ago

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America is #! and dont you forget it bro

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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"!" isn't a number, bro...

[–]fivegears -1 points0 points ago

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It is here in 'Merica. I'd like to see y'all do somethin' 'bout it.

[–]foco2001 -3 points-2 points ago

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He's not your bro, bro..

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not your bro, pal...

[–]wizang 4 points5 points ago

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I'm gonna fuck you in the ass!

[–]foco2001 0 points1 point ago

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He's gonna fuck you in the ass, bro...

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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It's sad that this picture captures the average American, when once we were really quite a big deal. Does anyone else feel like America is the handsome and popular jock that grew up to be a total washout loser?

[–]MeloJelo[!] 3 points4 points ago

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While I like your analogy, I'd say this guy is not the "average" American, but an all too common extreme, nonetheless.

[–]Blankeds_ 0 points1 point ago

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who grew up to be successful then?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Australia and Canada

[–]maguiar1024 -4 points-3 points ago

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8( sadface

[–]DLCross -1 points0 points ago

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They're one polycarbide shell away from becoming Daleks.

[–]Hyperian -1 points0 points ago*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eemHtVe2ZKg

[–]apextek -1 points0 points ago*

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something strange Ive discovered, Im am a classic Vanner have a 74 custom chevy van that has its own facebook and my van attracts attention from vanners all over the world. Anyway Ive discovered that their is a group of fat redneck america lovers in sweden and norway. I dont know if they are native or US expats but its odd to see these fat look like they are from alabama rednecks with an american flag and old glory speaking Norwegian and Swedish with European plates on their old american gas hogs.

http://i.imgur.com/dSfHv.jpg

[–]for_the_record -1 points0 points ago*

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Oh this is fun! Can I now say that all Middle Eastern people are violent terrorists, the whole continent of Africa is covered in AIDS, Asians have small penises, South/Central Americans are all drug dealers, Russians are all drunk buffoons, Australians are all bogans and that Europeans are snobby pricks or do I just become an ignorant American when I make sweeping generalizations/stereotypes.

PS - This stereotype reinforcement is the type of strategy that the far-right Republicans most of you hate use to brainwash people with false pretenses of other cultures/people they don't agree with. Anyone remember the Obama watermelon scandal or does the hivemind get to mob-vote when things are offensive?

[–]groundskeeper -1 points0 points ago

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Would you be wrong if you said any of those things?

[–]Menion -1 points0 points ago

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I used to think that this only applied to southern states and my glorious New York was a light in the darkness. Until I went to a walmart yesterday for the first time. -sob-

[–]GabeSyme -1 points0 points ago

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I think he's drinking Ecto Cooler.

[–]drunxor -1 points0 points ago

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Downvoted for no mcdonalds

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck that. Any real American has a 4" lift and 33" super swampers on their scooter.

[–]thesnakeinthegarden -1 points0 points ago

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there is no "a'" in Murika! Oh... wait.

[–]thesnakeinthegarden -1 points0 points ago

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Is there an "americans are butthurt about being called fat" picture you could post?

[–]LordTwinky -1 points0 points ago

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That... is not right....

The person is not still smoking...

[–]fivegears -2 points-1 points ago

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Riding down the street, screaming, "I can't see my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

[–]sarah-face -2 points-1 points ago

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so disgustingly true :( he needs a busch beer though.

[–]juiceybrucey -2 points-1 points ago

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FUCK YEA!! A MELTING POT WHERE WE CHANGE EVERYTHING TO MAKE IT MORE FATTENING!! U. S. A.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A melting pot is perfect for melting cheese.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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every strip club is a brothel

[–]stpauley45 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT?! That's crazy talk.

[–]theflash52 -2 points-1 points ago

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I want scooter with mini gun.

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