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[–]hazdrubal 226 points227 points ago

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Thats what the fucker gets for cropping his ears. What, he couldnt be a good friend without the "proper" look?

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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... that's a thing people do to dogs?

[–]jennaberry 59 points60 points ago

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Yup. Cropping process

Even though they look adorable without it

[–]sli 54 points55 points ago

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Yeah, but they don't look badass enough. I gotta mutilate my dogs so they look badass.

Ugh. I hate cropped ears.

I consider myself lucky that the only dog I know with cropped ears had them before my friend's family adopted her.

[–]NinjaBob 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah, but they don't look badass enough. I gotta mutilate my dogs so they look badass.

The original purpose of cropping was to give them more effecting hearing so they would be better guard dogs. I don't really agree with the process but just wanted to point out that there was a more practical purpose to it than simple aesthetics.

[–]doubleonad 16 points17 points ago

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There were other reasons for cropping ears. For example, Great Danes were used for hunting boar, and owners would crop their ears so they wouldn't get caught/torn in a fight with their prey. For the vast majority of people, there is no good reason for anyone to crop their dog's ears, crop their tail, remove their dew claws, etc. Spay or neuter - That's it.

[–]MadeByMonkeys 7 points8 points ago

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My lab still has his dew claws but I'll tell you, they're a liability. They are easily injured and prone to infection.

[–]T3kG33k 2 points3 points ago

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So does my dacschund. He should have had his done but I think I'm going to have to wait until I have the time and funds or until there is a more pressing issue like an emergency.

Stoopid job and all it time needyness.

[–]taft 2 points3 points ago

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omfg, cropping ears? just slice off his balls and let me get out of here, kthxbai.

[–]flaxeater 1 point2 points ago

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I read they cropped the ears so when they were attacking men, there would be less to grab onto.

[–]firsttimeintheforest 6 points7 points ago

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Was being the keyword here.

[–]Patrick5555 6 points7 points ago

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Well, I think it should be "is". people still have guard dogs, and I would rather they have better hearing. Although I would definitely give them an anesthetic of course.

[–]xxon 0 points1 point ago

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It's ironic that first, they were bred to get big, hanging ears only to later start having them cropped.

[–]hogiewan 3 points4 points ago

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We had a black lab when I was young who had her tail cut off. A priest found her wandering around the church and noticed that the bandages on her tail nub had come off and he cleaned her up. When my mom saw her, we brought her home. She was the best dog I have ever known. Great retriever and absolutely LOVED fetching things, but was severely gun shy, so she could be a hunting dog. Every morning she would run out the front door to get the paper. It only took two trips with my dad before she knew where to go (we had a very large front yard out in the country then)

[–]confoundedvariable 0 points1 point ago

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I love black labs so much, very friendly and energetic without being too crazy.

[–]gregny2002 0 points1 point ago

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So what you're saying is, dogs with docked tails are awesome?

[–]StalinsLastStand 0 points1 point ago

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I can attest to this. My dog was hit by a car and had his tail broken off. He's wicked awesome.

[–]hogiewan 0 points1 point ago

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possibly

[–]Turtlelover73 2 points3 points ago

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they don't look badass enough. I gotta mutilate my dogs so they look badass.

Unfortunately, this happens too often. I have a sheepdog, and they have their tails cut off when they're just a few days old. Unfortunately we couldn't contact the breeder before she had this done to tell her not to.

[–]jennaberry 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, shepherd dogs have cropped tails to protect them in the event a large animal steps on it. Of course if your shepherd is going to have a nice life away from the farm they won't need it, but the first purpose is really meant to protect it.

I do think it's terribly wrong to crop the puppy before the future owners have a say in it. Breeders should just wait and let the owners crop the tail later on if they really think it's necessary.

[–]Turtlelover73 0 points1 point ago

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Their tails have to be cut off in the first few days of the puppy's life "So they don't feel any pain from it" So She didn't have a chance to talk to us before she got it cut off.

PS: We talked to her when the puppies were about 5 days old.

[–]jennaberry 1 point2 points ago

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THAT is retarded. It's like saying a baby boy doesn't feel pain when he's circumsized.

[–]Turtlelover73 0 points1 point ago

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I had actually made that comparison in that comment, but i decided against it because it was so idiotic. That's what they say though. I mean, you're just cutting off a large section of it's body.

[–]dnick 0 points1 point ago

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One benefit is reduced ear infections. Droopy ears might be more natural looking, but promote warm, damp conditions which in turn promote infections.

[–]sli 0 points1 point ago

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Very true. My parents' bloodhound had some ear issues. Turned out it was related to some food allergies she was having. I've noticed, however, that more than any other dog I've known, she tends to lay down with her ears flopped open. It could be possible that she does it on purpose to keep her ears dry (if unbeknownst to her).

[–]skreak 8 points9 points ago

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+1 for Dobbie's with floppy ears. Here's my best friend: here

[–]jennaberry 0 points1 point ago

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:D! Is he brown or black? I love dobermans, I hope in the future that I can have a large enough space to own one.

[–]skreak 0 points1 point ago

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She's a blue.

[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

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That's a good lookin fellah.

[–]marcosss123 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, I never knew they looked like that before the cropping, that is absolutely adorable. Why do they clip the tails as well? My little pup came with a short tail and I've always wondered what it would be like if he had a longer one, even though his little stub looks hilarious when he is happy

[–]tertius 0 points1 point ago

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Get in a fight (guarding), get your tail yanked on, lots of blood loss.

[–]skreak 0 points1 point ago

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I heard it was because their tail makes them sit funny; eventually causing hip dusplatia. My girl's tail was docked when I got her from the breeder.

[–]joephus420 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I could never understand about cropping ears, floppy dog ware are the best part!

[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it looks like a regular dog without cropping.

[–]AngryData 5 points6 points ago

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It came about from training guard and war dogs. You crop the ears and tail so that they don't get used against them. Kind of like how you don;t wear a pony tail when you become a marine.

Unfortunately, it then became a standard in which normal dog owners thought they had to follow.

[–]phqu88 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was for them to capture sound better.

[–]badgebadgerbadger 18 points19 points ago*

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Poor puppy.

It's not just the actual cropping that sucks, but then having to "train the ears to stand" which involves a whole lot of bandaging, bandage changing, and raw painful looking ears. :( Some of them need to have their ears taped for OVER A YEAR because of how unnatural the whole process is. Grrr.

[–]mrbroom 8 points9 points ago

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Girlfriend's a vet tech. She says there's very little point to taping a fully-grown dog's ears - they're not going to stand properly after having laid down naturally for that long. So this particular dog is getting the EXTRA pointless treatment.

[–]thetrufflesiveseen 1 point2 points ago

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That dog is 5 or 6 months old, and it often takes until 6 - 9 months of age to train the ears to stand properly. Most likely the dog has been posted since a very young age and it's simply not "done" yet.

[–]sberrys 1 point2 points ago

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While I don't support ear cropping and I certainly agree that there's no point in doing this to an adult but this is actually a puppy just so you know. Large breeds get big FAST.

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I doubt the child chose to crop the dog's ears.

[–]poop_friction 17 points18 points ago

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I know, fuck that shit.

[–]bambiundead 22 points23 points ago*

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Some breeders crop the pups ears before the owners even get a say. A lot of breeders are leaving them natural now, which is good, but from what I know - the show standard for dobermans requires them to have cropped ears. The breeder my dad goes to has a lot of clients who intend to show their dogs, so their ears are cropped before you even bring the pup home.

... My point is that the "fucker" may not have actually been the one to decide to crop the dog's ears. :( Every doberman my dad's had came home with taped ears.

EDIT: Also, I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that cropping/docking has to happen when the puppies are really young, so yeah. A lot of times people don't really make the decision to crop the dog's ears.

[–]badgebadgerbadger 40 points41 points ago

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You could always choose not to support those breeders by not buying their puppies. Just saying.

[–]revrigel 2 points3 points ago

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My in-laws bought their newest dobie from a breeder a thousand miles away because it was that hard to find one that didn't crop the ears. There are also a lot of uncropped dobies in shelters, from what I've seen.

[–]militant 18 points19 points ago

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My pit bull is beautiful. He's one of the most perfect looking pits I've ever seen. He's show dog material for sure. A guy pulled over to me when we were out for a walk and offered me 4,000 for him, he's just that good looking. I was given the dog randomly by someone who couldn't keep him anymore when he was maybe 6mo, and he himself had been given the dog by a woman at a U-Haul place who was moving and couldn't keep him either. His ears were cropped before my buddy got him so I don't know if the woman had it done or if Connor was done like that by the breeder, but it really upsets me.

The worst part is it makes him look more intimidating and increases the likelihood people will shy away from him or make assumptions about him. And about me - people think I had them cropped and that I wanted some big scary fighting dog. When in reality Connor is the cuddliest, sweetest large dog I've ever seen. He is a total baby, and bellies down for even small dogs we encounter on walks. I've never heard him growl a single time in 2+ years, at anything, for any reason. The poor dog is afraid of water, whimpers and runs from baths, and is terrified of any kind of moving furniture. The baby gate I use to keep him in the other room when he's drying off or we have guests is a nightmare for him, and just scooting my chair an inch makes the poor dog flee the room. He's the most harmless animal ever. Big baby, huge cuddler. Over 100 pounds and wants to be a lapdog. Head bigger than mine and so desperate for any and all attention and approval. Know what he does when he can't hold it while I'm out? Poops in the shower. I didn't even teach him to do that, he just respects my house too much to do anything else. It pisses me off that they cropped his ears and made him look so threatening.

[–]bambiundead 0 points1 point ago

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I never thought the ears made dobermans look threatening. It actually makes me really sad to see people who are afraid of my dogs. They've all been the sweetest freaking dogs I've ever had the pleasure to grow up with. I guess in some ways it's not entirely bad - they're awesome guard dogs and they've saved us from potentially being robbed on more than one occasion. My dad's fawn, Annabelle, wasn't very big for a dobe but she still had that typical "intimidating" look about her, and a very powerful bark. These people came up to the house while I was home alone, and started banging on the windows in my dad's office. I was maybe fourteen at the time, and Annabelle just came darting out of the living room, and started barking at the people, and they hauled ass away from our house. At the same time, she was the sweetest, most cuddly thing. She loved it if you put your face right up against hers, and she was generally great with strangers as long as she was outside of the house.

Still, worse than people who act afraid of my dogs when I'm taking them for walks is people who try to make me feel like shit for cropping their ears - as if it was my decision. It wasn't even my dad's decision, but they came with the cropped ears so of course he's going to bandage them and take care of them and help them to stand.

Also, no offense, but I'm pretty sure people would feel threatened by your dog whether or not his ears were cropped. Don't get me wrong, I love pit bulls - every pit bull I've ever met has been absolutely sweet and adorable. Even so, they don't get very much respect (neither do dobes, but pit bulls get it worse). Where I live, most apartments won't even let you take the dog with you if it even has some slight resemblance to a pit bull. Your dog sounds like a sweetie, though. One of my coworkers has a pit bull, and people have the same problem with him. He's sweet, cuddly, awesome with children he has a habit of getting out of their yard. In one instance, some woman started screaming because she saw he was a pit bull - he wasn't hurting anything. The sterotypes surrounding pit bulls are really sad, whether or not their ears are cropped - everyone acts like they've got to be scared of every one they meet.

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[–]Shaper_pmp 5 points6 points ago

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My point is that the "fucker" may not have actually been the one to decide to crop the dog's ears.

I'm no expert, but doesn't that dog look a little old to have "just been brought home" as a puppy?

[–]bambiundead 1 point2 points ago

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No, but it looks like a young doberman. Their ears can be bandaged for up to a year after they've been brought home.

[–]Shaper_pmp 0 points1 point ago

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Ah cheers - I didn't know that, and was just speculating. Thanks for the education. ;-)

[–]thetrufflesiveseen 1 point2 points ago

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The dog is probably around 5 or 6 months old, and his ears weren't recently cropped. They're being "posted" (that's paper tape, not bandages) and "posting" the ears to train them to stand can take up to a year.

[–]PoPoDisco 1 point2 points ago

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This is true. My dads Dobermans always came to us with cropped ears. That's his breed and aint no one gonna tell him otherwise. If he had been able to find a puppy at a rescue he would have gotten one, but when we were ready, breeders were the only option. And the cropped ears and docked tails came with it. We did a pretty shitty job taping our current dogs ears years ago, now they are kinda walleyed and cute.

[–]bambiundead 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, where I live, dobermans are treated similarly to pit bulls and they're pretty much euthanized immediately. It's really sad. Most apartments have dobermans on their "restricted list." And yeah, my dad wasn't really experienced with caring for their ears with the first doberman we had, and she was really stubborn, and became a pro at getting the bandages off. Her ears came out kind of floppy, but they were still adorable. Current doberman is the same way - she's stubborn, but she's still fairly young so she's got a few more months of the taped ears. We'll see how it turns out.

[–]PoPoDisco 0 points1 point ago

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It is sad. The whole "bully breed" restrictions are crazy. I have been bitten by dalmations and a poodle. Both in non threatening to the dog situations. Yet, my "bully breeds" are scared of water. It's the owners fault, not the dog.

[–]bambiundead 0 points1 point ago

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I've been attacked by a dalmatian before too! It was a dog that my mom rescued. I was about four years old, I was in the living room with my mom and I was petting the dog. She just up and bit me on the face out of nowhere.

[–]PoPoDisco 0 points1 point ago

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My boyfriend was too. Hmm maybe we're on to something here...

[–]bambiundead 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly we are the subjects of a horrible conspiracy.

[–]loonytoad 3 points4 points ago

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Thank fuck it's illegal in most of Europe, it's a disgusting practise. Up to a £20k fine and 51 weeks in jail as if you get caught doing it in the UK.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Right, 'cause we know with 100% certainty that's the guy who is responsible.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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They let you have internet in that resort they call a prison, Bernie?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. I mean, what?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Person with moniker Jewish Banker writes about how we can't know if someone is 100% guilty - Bernie Madeoff with an internet connection at a rich person's prison.

[–]0culus 4 points5 points ago

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TIL people cut their dog's ears. I always assumed that (in this gif) they attached horns on so it was a more painful prank.

[–]djetaine 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to say this and was very pleased that it was the first comment.

[–]Jimeee 1 point2 points ago

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Serious question: What would you say about the argument that cropping is essentially returning normal function to the ear. Some believe the long floppy ear is in fact ‘unnatural,' bred into the ancestors of the Doberman by man.

[–]ItIsActuallyWayWorse 5 points6 points ago

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If the research on those Russian foxes is any indication, floppy ears are a natural consequence of selecting dogs for docile behavior.

[–]Jackle13 1 point2 points ago

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It would be much better to breed back to the erect ear, possibly creating a new "Natural eared Doberman" breed.

[–]ByGrabtharsHammer 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't it illegal? Where I live, cropping of the ears and docking of the tail are considered animal cruelty.

[–]strehlowism 1 point2 points ago

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DAE think those were horns placed for effect along with the frickin' lazer beam?

[–]thetrufflesiveseen 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure I'll get downvoted for this, but for the sake of argument - I'm weighing in as someone who owns a cropped doberman and actually knows something about the breed.

Whoever said it is "difficult" to acquire an uncropped doberman from a reputable breeder was severely understating that difficulty. It is, in fact, damn near impossible to purchase a doberman puppy from a REPUTABLE breeder (one who breeds infrequently and ONLY for the betterment of the breed - who shows, titles, and health tests their dogs). The vast, vast majority of reputable breeders crop the entire litter of puppies before even deciding who they will sell them to. There are many reasons for this, but the primary ones are:

1) It is the AKC Standard, and reputable breeders breed to the Standard. From the doberman standard: "Ears normally cropped and carried erect" (in this usage, "normally" means cropped in the normal manner, not "usually" cropped).

2) If, god forbid, a reputable breeder sells a puppy to someone who must later rehome it, it is FAR easier to rehome a puppy with a beautiful crop. Cropped dogs in rescue are adopted far more readily, and reputable breeders will always require that the purchaser sign a sales contract stating that in the event the dog must be rehomed, that it will be returned to the breeder. It is far easier for breeders to "place" dogs with a lovely crop.

3) For the purpose of minimizing discomfort, puppies are generally cropped around 7.5-9 weeks of age, with the average age being around 8 weeks. Reputable breeders breed for THEMSELVES - to keep a puppy or two in order to title the puppy and better their breeding program. They do not breed to sell puppies. Unfortunately, it is often impossible to tell at 7 or 8 weeks whether or not a puppy will mature into the kind of dog the breeder wants to keep. Therefore, the entire litter is cropped on the basis that usually the breeder has not yet decided which puppy or puppies to keep and show. While "natural" ears are not unheard of in the conformation ring, they are heavily penalized. To my knowledge there have only been a handful (less than 10) natural-eared AKC champions in several decades.

For these reasons and others, REPUTABLE breeders crop their entire litters at an early age. It is so universally true that I can look at a doberman and predict with near certainty whether or not the dog came from a reputable breeder. Those who choose to support disgusting backyard breeders and puppy mills who pump our rescues full of homeless dobermans will almost always have a dog with natural ears or a bad crop. Those who have purchased their puppies from REPUTABLE breeders will have a dog with a longer, natural-looking "show" crop. See my dog for an example of what I mean: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/leebroadway/DSC_0424.jpg

There are a few (very few) exceptions to the rule that all reputable breeders crop ears. One exception are those breeders who specialize in European working lines. Often Euro working breeders who breed for bite sports (schutzhund, French ring) will allow puppies to go home uncropped, as that's the more "European" thing to do. However, there are only a handful (I mean VERY FEW!) reputable working breeders in the United States and many doberman enthusiasts would not be suitable homes for these types of puppies, anyway. They are much different, temperament and drive-wise, than North American-bred dobes. So much that most doberman folks will tell a first-time owner that acquiring a Euro working puppy (particularly a male) is asking for trouble.

I have personally witnessed puppies during and immediately after cropping procedures. Done by a skilled veterinarian under anesthetic, the surgery is minimally invasive - much less so than a spay or neuter. Puppies bounce back and are generally being holy terrors in a matter of hours. Dewclaw removal, which is NOT done to puppies under anesthesia, is considered a more painful procedure.

I should add that the puppy in the GIF was not recently cropped. His ears are completely healed (that happens in about a week and a half or so) and being "posted" - i.e., trained to stand. Posting their ears is sometimes annoying to them until they get used to it in a week or so, but it is not the slightest bit painful.

My point is that when you see a doberman, or any other cropped breed for that matter, with "posted" ears - save your condemnation. It's entirely possible that this person loved the breed enough to purchase an already-cropped puppy from a reputable breeder, rather than seeking out a puppy mill or backyard-bred dog on the cheap.

[–]flaxeater 0 points1 point ago

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I got my dog from a hobby breeder, who loves the breed, but doesn't show, she was dewed and docked, but uncropped, the lady said there was still time to crop if I wanted to, I chose not to as she's just a pet.

Here she is in the back http://i.imgur.com/zVg89.jpg

So my question is, would you consider this situation, where I could meet both parents, disreputable, or reputable?

[–]thetrufflesiveseen 0 points1 point ago

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She is ADORABLE! My dog's mother was a fawn, I just love them. But to answer your question, I consider a reputable breeder to be one who titles their dogs in some venue (either conformation or a working sport) and conducts the full battery of health tests on the sire and dam before breeding - that includes OFA Hips and Elbows, CERF (eyes), Thyroid, Cardio (echocardiogram and/or 24-hour holter), and the genetic tests for both von Willdebrand's disease and the DCM gene. If your breeder does not title their dogs and you did not see the results of these health tests before purchase, I would not consider her reputable. There are too many dobermans languishing in shelters for anyone to be breeding ANY dog that isn't proven a healthy and excellent specimen of the breed.

Google "Doberman Talk" for a cool forum where you can learn about reputable/disreputable breeders.

[–]flaxeater 0 points1 point ago

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I did not ask if she did in fact do those things. So I do feel a bit defensive, but I'm trying to understand too. I wanted a pet, so have a strong pedigree was not important to me, and not spend $1500 was also important to me.

There must be a happy medium for someone like me who is looking for a pet, and as I had cats at the time it was important to me to get a puppy to socialize the dog, plus it's my first first dog in 15 years I didn't want to deal with other peoples problems (neglect or abuse). It was important to me that I was able to meet both the parents and interact with them. I'm asking as I want to be as ethical as possible with this sort of thing.

I've always gotten the impression that more professional dog fanciers are unreasonably dismissive of 'backyard' breeders who also love the breed, but in the end are just amateurs.

[–]Tormy 0 points1 point ago

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When My brother got his Doberman he went to the breeder before the puppy was even born. He specifically asked for the ears not to be cropped and had to wait thru two litters before he got a puppy that he wanted because of the fact that the dogs were almost always cropped for show

[–]thetrufflesiveseen 0 points1 point ago

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It's not IMPOSSIBLE to get an uncropped puppy from a reputable breeder, but it is VERY difficult and often requires long waits or travel out-of-state. Furthermore, the very few reputable breeders in this country who are willing to sell uncropped puppies almost always have a long wait list, and priority often goes to those they deem the "most deserving" homes - homes that title their dogs in venues like agility, or those who have bought puppies from that breeder in the past. A novice doberman owner who just wants an uncropped "pet" will have a seriously difficult time finding one from a reputable breeder without waiting for a very, very long time or traveling/shipping the puppy hundreds/thousands of miles.

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Why would anyone who cares about animals buy from a breeder at all?

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The animal shelters stay pretty full without any help from breeders.

[–]SweetNeo85 0 points1 point ago

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I feel so retarded for not even noticing anything unusual about the ears.

[–]polyparadigm 0 points1 point ago

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My family had a Weimerauner once, rescued from an unethical puppy mill.

The idiots that bred him docked his tail way too short, and didn't leave enough skin to close the wound, meaning that it never fully healed. Poor guy had neurological problems his whole, short life: whenever he started running, his front legs would stick up above his head, and his back would arch, and he would fall over.

Very sweet dog, though, and we gave him the happiest life we could.

[–]Say_Hey 0 points1 point ago

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I say, if someone wants to mutilate their dog, then they have to have something chopped up as well.

[–]Cadmium72 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, that's exactly what I came here to say.

[–]ivy627 0 points1 point ago

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I completely disagree with cropping with ears, but however, my dog has floppy ears and is always getting infections. So in a way, it's a kind of prevention.

[–]nickolai21 37 points38 points ago

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That dog looks waaay too old to have its ears cropped.

[–]xxon 29 points30 points ago

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No dog should, no matter how old.

[–]tertius 2 points3 points ago

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When you're trained/used to be a guard dog it safer to have tail and ears cropped/docked for risk of blood loss.

[–]urine_luck 2 points3 points ago

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why do their tails and ears bleed ?

[–]tertius 1 point2 points ago

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They get ripped off quite easily.

[–]urine_luck 2 points3 points ago

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doing what ?

[–]tertius 0 points1 point ago*

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Fighting off predators.

For instance I have a Standard Schnauzer (natural ears) that was bred for herding; guarding and ratting. A farm utility dog. If any predators attacks sheep etc. it would protect them. With short ears and tail the risk of death by blood loss is greatly decreased.

If the dog is not going to be used for said job I don't think it's necessary for cropping/docking. Our dog's ears are natural and tail is docked. The docking (at the age at which it was done) wasn't painful and I prefer the look. Though I wouldn't think a Standard Schnauzer that had a natural tail was a bad or worse version of the dog. It's not against the breed standard (for showing/breeding), i.e. losing points in conformation for mine either. Most Standard breeders (being a rare breed) are open to both. Some are moving towards all natural.

[–]thetrufflesiveseen 4 points5 points ago

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Untrue. That dog is 5 or 6 months old and the ears were not recently cropped. They are "posted" - the process by which the ears are trained, over a period of months, to stand.

[–]nickolai21 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the information! I was drunk when I posted and unable to dis concern the age of the animal.

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was drunk dis concern

I think you might still be drunk.

[–]nickolai21 0 points1 point ago

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That is entirely possible.

[–]thetrufflesiveseen 0 points1 point ago

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Good for you, sir. ;)

[–]sberrys 0 points1 point ago

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I don't support ear cropping but he's actually a puppy believe it or not. Large breeds get big FAST. He is probably around 8 or 9 months.

[–]seefield 47 points48 points ago

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Tomorrow, I am going to buy a laser pointer.

...And a dog.

[–]ThickStick 56 points57 points ago

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I'll sleep on the couch.

[–]xGoodKnight 24 points25 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Nohomobutimgay 13 points14 points ago

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With birthday party hats for ears.

[–]deliciousgrapefruit 5 points6 points ago

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I have both. It's great when you're ready to play, but now our dog is trained to chase any light reflection. Light reflected off my watch=paw prints on the wall. God forbid the light is reflected onto the ceiling. The poor dog actually tries to climb the wall.

[–]Buckwheat469 2 points3 points ago

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Same with my dachshund. It's like a drug for him now that whenever I pull out my phone he starts looking at the ground. As soon as the laser pointer comes out he turns OCD about it. The fun part is he can't see the light if it's on his black Kong toy or a black canvas bag.

Does anyone know why some dogs go insane with moving light while others can't see it at all? What is the difference in their eyes, or is it just that they don't care? Interestingly, my dog also goes nuts over people wearing red. He'll be fine around anyone else at a dog park but if a lady's wearing red then he'll run up and start barking. He also barks at black people wearing hoodies or hats but not white people wearing the same. I think it's because he can't see the facial outlines on black people because of his eyes.

[–]Suppafly 2 points3 points ago

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He also barks at black people wearing hoodies or hats but not white people wearing the same.

Every dog I've ever owned has been racist. I think they can they pick up on the fact that other races just look different or something. I've heard people say its because they pick up on some emotion you are expressing, but I think it's more that they just associate with whatever race has raised them or something.

[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

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My family is white, and we had a dog that, when encountering strangers, much preferred black people to white. It was pretty hilarious.

[–]Suppafly 0 points1 point ago

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Was it a rescue dog? I wonder if it was owned by a black family previously.

[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, we got him from the pound. That was our supposition.

[–]Ejvind 1 point2 points ago

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"black people wearing hoodies"

CRIME DOG.

[–]T3kG33k 0 points1 point ago

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BLOODY HOODIES!!!

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I read that as "Same with my husband..." and was mildly amused.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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and some peanut butter

[–]ascii158 7 points8 points ago

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This was shown to me in a laser security lecture last year to demonstrate secondary hazards of using lasers...

[–]Deep-Thought 6 points7 points ago

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Ow, my balls!

[–]Kodix 14 points15 points ago

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I don't suppose I'm the only one who imagined the guy with the laser yelling right after that "What the fuck, dog?! Why would you do that? Goddammit this thing is insane, you alright mate?" while having trouble holding back his laughter, right?

[–]aslyter45 5 points6 points ago

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Target acquired indeed. Someone just captured a command post.

[–]mnm039 8 points9 points ago

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So mean.... yet so hilarious. I wish I had a brother so I could do this to him.

[–]lamaksha77 5 points6 points ago

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well that would be a dick move on your part...

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[–]lamaksha77 3 points4 points ago

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haha wow your friend truly is a dick...although I was just making a silly pun in the comment before

[–]DullMan 1 point2 points ago

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Best kind of pun thread killer. Subtle, and right at the start.

[–]lolzergimba 2 points3 points ago

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Nuclear launch detected?

[–]binkyTHESINKrobinson 0 points1 point ago

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SCAN!

[–]lolzergimba 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE IS THE GHOST!!!!!! GAAHHH FUUUUCCKKKK!!!!

[–]40_lb 2 points3 points ago

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Every fucking time! Now people at work are looking at me funny again...

[–]MadeByMonkeys 3 points4 points ago

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Whoever docked that dogs ears and tail, I hope they die painfully.

[–]Cheddarwurst 3 points4 points ago

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let's hear it for floppy-eared and tail-wagging dobermans!

[–]botts 1 point2 points ago

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....it's houndoom!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Houndoom used Crunch!

[–]jdodson99 -1 points0 points ago

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Houndoom used Crunch Bite!

FTFY.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Crunch is stronger.

[–]MercenaryBlue -1 points0 points ago

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Either way, its a critical hit

[–]CookieMan0 1 point2 points ago

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I still don't see how it's funny.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 1 point2 points ago

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Be careful. If you love your dog... Dogs who bite people are typically "put down". Of course, people who mutilate animals probably don't care.

[–]Bengt77 0 points1 point ago

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Was totally expecting a Deus Ex-related image. Was still pleasantly surprised, though.

[–]jeannaimard 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that not only cats chase laser pointers…

[–]The_Amazing_Terrible 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Victory33 0 points1 point ago

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America's Funniest Home Videos is making appearances on Reddit now?

[–]Mistercheese 0 points1 point ago

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The first thing I'll do if I get a pet is get a laser pointer. It's great fun with cat's too! New sport: Cat bowling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFztjgfDWDA

[–]Japonica 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the guy who had the dog's ears cropped is the one with the laser pointer? Either way, douche move.

[–]feckineejit 0 points1 point ago

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so not only is dad an asshole for clipping the dogs ears, he then makes the dog bite his son in the genitals. Go dad!

[–]i_shirt_u_not 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]TheBaltimoron 0 points1 point ago

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That made me laugh my ass off.

[–]PolarBearLiver 0 points1 point ago

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Nuclear Launch Detected.

[–]danyukhin -2 points-1 points ago

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Cmon, this is old as hell

[–]i8dbbq 0 points1 point ago

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The GF stepdaughter played with one of the dogs with a laser pointer. He ain't right no more. He chases every shadow now. Is sad to see how he acts now.

[–]Glader 0 points1 point ago

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HA! Testicles...

[–]dr_vertigo2 0 points1 point ago

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This GIF never gets old :)

[–]NeOldie -3 points-2 points ago

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TIL some people cut the ears of dogs because they are degenerated freaks.

[–]koollama -5 points-4 points ago

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TIL something that neoldie doesn't like/believes is wrong equates to "degenerated" freaks.

[–]Ejvind 4 points5 points ago

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TIL according to koollama, cutting the ears of a dog for nothing other then aesthetics DOESN'T make you a degenerated fream

[–]koollama 0 points1 point ago

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LOL, I don't think anything makes you a degenerated fream. I'm making fun of his grammar, and you reply with this gem, too good. And you make completely incorrect inferences.

[–]Ejvind 2 points3 points ago

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Whilst it isn't grammatically incorrect, it is frowned upon to start a sentence with "And".

[–]skarface6 -1 points0 points ago

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What's a fream?

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE -1 points0 points ago

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I like this gif because it's really really old.

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[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

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Gay for lasers. Is that the Q?

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 0 points1 point ago

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You just grew a fourth ball!!

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Ah-- I see the bi-weekly posting of this gif is right on time.

[–]thisromanholiday -1 points0 points ago

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Lawl - right to the nuts.

[–]somerandomguy02 -1 points0 points ago

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ahaha, fantastic

[–]claymonsta -1 points0 points ago

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TIL some people still haven't seen this gif

[–]axianbndt -1 points0 points ago

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R O F L