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[–]bebopsruin 114 points115 points ago

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Incorrect statement: that cat is actively plotting your demise.

[–]recursive 25 points26 points ago

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To bring dire straits to your environment

[–]NewAlgebra 16 points17 points ago

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Crush your corporations with a mild touch

[–]jedireign 15 points16 points ago

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Trash your whole computer system and revert you to papyrus

[–]muppetmonster84 4 points5 points ago

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Wow Deltron references are few and far between wish I could up vote you more

[–]DTown13 1 point2 points ago

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What if it's a Dire Straits reference? Also, get off my lawn.

[–]ThaddyG 1 point2 points ago

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It ain't.

Now get off my critically lauded hip hop concept album.

[–]ptabs226 1 point2 points ago*

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Wow a Dire Straits references are few and far between wish I could up vote you more

Both Dire Straits and Deltron are great.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"soon human..soon...you childish games will be your undoing"

[–]GalacticNexus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]algem 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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While chanting to the beat "I'll scratch your eye lids off in your sleep."

[–]Tmnath 24 points25 points ago

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... Source. Can't believe to see this here.

[–]Jower 1 point2 points ago

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And frenchman with a ukulele...

...

[–]ajw827 22 points23 points ago

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No, they don't give a fuck until they do give a fuck and then they scratch the shit out of you.

[–]Samus_ 4 points5 points ago

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[–]ftc08 2 points3 points ago

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Just when I thought I couldn't be any more in love with that site.

[–]Juts -1 points0 points ago

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That was a terrible video

[–]NewAlgebra 71 points72 points ago

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[–]OneDayAsALion 11 points12 points ago

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I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can walk backwards faster than you can.

[–]SeeWhatYouDidThere 4 points5 points ago

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I thought it was: "I could walk backwards fast as you can"

[–]OneDayAsALion 2 points3 points ago

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Correct you are! Man, it's almost like I've been at a [7] or above every time I've seen that movie.

[–]slice_of_pork 13 points14 points ago

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wow this is the first thing i thought of as well.

[–]bananacat 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Hivemind, I was the same and I'm pretty sure that this .gif has the audio attached to it.

[–]NonAmerican 2 points3 points ago

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[–]louisvillejg 1 point2 points ago

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DAMN IT!!!! I was totally going to say that. Well played.

[–]kabukistar -2 points-1 points ago

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I hate Tom Green.

[–]Jower 4 points5 points ago

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I think the hatred of humans is what sustains him.

[–]kabukistar -4 points-3 points ago

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Yes, that and... what's the opposite of laughter?

[–]Onelouder 0 points1 point ago

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Haters be hatin

[–]fishhand 14 points15 points ago

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I think you accidentally added included a word.

[–]Onelouder -2 points-1 points ago

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Another redditor who thinks they are so smart, they don't need to proofread.

[–]FireStarterBob 30 points31 points ago

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Maybe kitty just enjoys donkey kong bongos

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[–]Cheeseball701 28 points29 points ago

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I've been watching for 20 minutes here and kitty still hasn't missed a beat. Not even to lick itself. This is amazing; I'll keep you all updated.

[–]bookey23 4 points5 points ago

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Donkey Konga was one of my favorite gamecube games. It was exactly like guitar hero, but easy enough for me and my high friends to excel in. It also came out before guitar hero, so it seemed really revolutionary.

[–]kid-vid 0 points1 point ago

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and the tracklist was genius

[–]ptabs226 0 points1 point ago

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Great game to play after a night of drinking in college.

[–]Vomath 11 points12 points ago

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The longer you watch, the funnier it gets...

[–]johnlukepicard 12 points13 points ago

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Day 35. The humiliation continues. Today he strapped me to a device that moved my body such that my hands hit drums. He laughed as it worked. I thought the dead rodents I placed on his doorstep would serve as sufficient warning; obviously I was wrong. But I'm not worried anymore. I'm not afraid anymore. Tonight I make my move. Tonight he. will. die.

[–]emitwohs 12 points13 points ago

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Oh I get it, the cat is playing the bongos because he is black.

[–]Mousekewitz 7 points8 points ago

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Play us off, Bongo Cat!

[–]swimmer23 1 point2 points ago

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My cat would END ME if I tried this.

[–]BoOnDoXeY 3 points4 points ago

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Likewise! I'd be the one with straps tied to my extremities, sitting in a hospital contemplating how bad of an idea that really was....

[–]Dadatina 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even know how he got the strings on. My cats would murder me before I even tried it.

[–]Reductive 3 points4 points ago

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PROOF OF THAT CATS DON'T

[–]mul4mbo 1 point2 points ago

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♪ Give me a toot,

♬ I'll sell you my so-oo-oull,

Pull my strings and I'll go far.♫

[–]jayron202 1 point2 points ago

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I've got a cat like this. He's black, his name is Breakers. I can pick him up and practically tie him into a knot, he goes absolutely limp in my arms and don't give a fuck whats goin on unless there is someone else involved...in which case his 1/2 inch adamantium claws can slice the skin like warm butter.

[–]Just_Like_You 1 point2 points ago

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I upvoted this almost exclusively for the terrible grammar.

[–]the_awesome_face 1 point2 points ago

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[–]reflion 1 point2 points ago

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I'm playing this in another tab. Cat band!

[–]GreenAlbatross 1 point2 points ago

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That is an extremely tolerant cat.

[–]raphamuffin 4 points5 points ago

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I laughed like fuck at this.

And I'm sober.

[–]Reginault 0 points1 point ago

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90% of cats: roll over and look at you angrily, or flip out while you do this.

Your cat: Sits still long enough for a 2 second gif.

[–]WoodsMD 11 points12 points ago

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TIL that this guy's cat makes up 10% of the entire feline population.

[–]HoagieTime 8 points9 points ago

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There are only ten cats in the world. It's a massive conspiracy, I can't say anymore about it, two of them are watching me. INFORM THE PRESIDE

[–]searstream 2 points3 points ago

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Is that in weight? Because it would me one massive pussy. Let alone the size of the bongos he has to be playing.

[–]Presii 0 points1 point ago

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Ba dum tissss

[–]emiliodelgado 0 points1 point ago

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play any song in your itunes; cat is a musical genius

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cats like houses more than people. -David Byrne.

[–]metallink11 0 points1 point ago

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I tried this with my cat, but he kept fucking up the clapping parts.

[–]Jsone 0 points1 point ago

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Soon.

[–]RoryCalhoun 0 points1 point ago

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In case you were wondering, it's the same in reverse.

[–]sleeplyss 0 points1 point ago

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Did we needing proof? Anyone had any cat knows of this fact.

[–]YUNoLetMeHaveName 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pyn87oJIlg play this while staring at that picture. Life sorted.

[–]pandemic1444 0 points1 point ago

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Do that to my cat and he will make your arms and face look like bloody tree bark.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My cat gives far more fucks than that one, he would never agree to this.

[–]anonymous-coward 0 points1 point ago

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Stockholm kitty.

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 0 points1 point ago

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My cat would MURDER ME if I tried that with her

[–]MarkMagowan 0 points1 point ago

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Dig that funky rhythm!!

[–]pdhismyhomeboy 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, he's a little musician!

[–]Whitezine 0 points1 point ago

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It's from a french podcaster video called Norman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbviNiPMNMQ

[–]hatnscarf 0 points1 point ago

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KITTY-KONGA!

[–]senj 0 points1 point ago

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patapatapatapaw

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I could watch this all day!

[–]airguitarhero 0 points1 point ago

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heck, my dog would do that all day, willingly!

[–]mannatee 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to 'Little Lies' by dave barnes at the same time I was watching this....completely and utterly hilarious

[–]wombatweiner 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in Berkley..

[–]LordTimbob 0 points1 point ago

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My cat gives so many fucks it's not funny. I wish I could do half these "Cats don't give a fuck" memes with my cat, but she wont have any of that.

[–]_SilentSong101_ 0 points1 point ago

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Donkey Konga OOH-HOO-OOH-HOO! Who else remembers this game?

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[–]dinkpwns 0 points1 point ago

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the cat playing donkey konga drove the point home for me. any other game and it wouldnt have made sense.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago

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Beware the cat who bangs the drums of war.

[–]nfloorida 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have the skills to flip this so the cat is looking to the right of my screen?

...or maybe just point me in the right direction.

[–]YesButNoWaitYes 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to Samba Tranquille by Thievery Corporation when I opened this. It was perfect. You made my night.

[–]JTAC_Sean 0 points1 point ago

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He has that "I'm going to eat your face tonight while you sleep" look on his face. Our cats give it to me often. We sleep with the door closed.

[–]DR4G0NG1RL 0 points1 point ago

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I get the feeling that this didn't last particularly long. Or that you'll wake up with horrible claw marks on your face.

[–]Crinium 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dizzaray 0 points1 point ago

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Nay.

[–]guitardude_04 0 points1 point ago

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After reading these comments I realized I laughed way too hard for way too long about this

[–]pfernando27 0 points1 point ago

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sakamoto

[–]emeraldsama 0 points1 point ago

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I could watch this for way too long. My cat's name is Astro and I try to make him dance the kitty Astro ( Astro - The White Stripes ) but he tries to bite me! Apparently Astro does not do The Astro. But he does eat bugs!

Speaking of Astro, this charming mofo is unfortunately up for adoption, you redditors in the Washington DC area. You know you want to help him.

[–]NotTheDude 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see the ubiquitous "Cat's don't give a fuck" posts I think of this

[–]mtrush98 0 points1 point ago

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d-d-donkey konga!

[–]malaislinn 0 points1 point ago

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This gif is timed perfectly with my neighbors loud bass that I hear through the walls.

[–]mefuzzy 0 points1 point ago

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It is wrong that I found it far more enjoyable when I watch it alongside the bongo solo Flight of the Conchord's Doggie Bounce?

[–]_sLaTaTtAcK_ 0 points1 point ago

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"I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day!"

[–]throwinshapes 0 points1 point ago

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That may or may not have sync'd to the music I'm currently listening to.

[–]willOTW 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the 'catzilla' book for some reason.

[–]shananigans14 0 points1 point ago

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TUMBLR?!?!?! ......traitor >=/

[–]tjean 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, I really needed a laugh tonight.

[–]lemzip 0 points1 point ago

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would daddy like some sausages

[–]Nebulat94 0 points1 point ago

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Sergi !

[–]Tommelot 0 points1 point ago

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OH NO! He doesn't even care that the Donkey Congas are the wrong way around?! How could he possibly achieve a high score if red is left en yellow is right?

[–]Airazz 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, cat's only don't give a fuck if you don't move them. If you move, it's a whole different story. I've tried something similar to this gif once, like poking or something. I still have scars on my chest.

[–]iLEZ 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't i find a GIF screensaver for windows? This would be perfect in my office! ='(

[–]FLHKE 0 points1 point ago

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The cat's name is Sergi. Here's the original video.

His owner is called Norman and he makes fun short videos on Youtube. He's really getting famous here in France, each of his videos are usually seen 1M times.

[–]mulligrubs 0 points1 point ago

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Every night, for the rest of my life, I am going to stick my ass into your face while you sleep. Sweet dreams, motherfucker.

[–]ddev 0 points1 point ago

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That could really hurt the cat if it darts away and the end of the string gets snared. Cute though.

[–]ddev 0 points1 point ago

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That could really hurt the cat if it darts away and the end of the string gets snared. Cute though.

[–]ddev 0 points1 point ago

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That could really hurt the cat if it darts away and the end of the string gets snared. Cute though.

[–]ddev 0 points1 point ago

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That could really hurt the cat if it darts away and the end of the string gets snared. Cute though.

[–]4nonymo -2 points-1 points ago

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That's the look of a cat that knows it's getting an uncooperative rim job at 3am.

[–]Lockski -5 points-4 points ago

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You took that from tumblr. Isn't that bad!? (sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm)