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[–]Dekutree 9 points10 points ago

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That's very disturbing. But yes, that is what you look like.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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This is from Marquis (1989). http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097839/ The scene is a pre-French Revolution Bastille, where various political prisoners are being held: a woman who was raped and impregnated by the king, a police chief who was accused of selling bad pork, and the Marquis, who was unjustly accused of working for the overthrow of the king. The Marquis is only interested in writing his deviant stories, while his penis yearns for a little action (they argue about this frequently), the prime candidate being the jailer who likes to be buggered. The corrupt priest arranges to have the pregnant woman raped by the Marquis so they can claim the king had nothing to do with it. The priest also steals the Marquis' manuscripts and publishes them for his own profit. Things come to a head as the people rise up against the tyranny.

[–]uberguby 7 points8 points ago

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Right and the masturbating rat man comes in where...?

[–]PooPooDooDoo 15 points16 points ago

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Probably on the wall, but maybe the floor if the angle is right.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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All the characters are anthropomorphic animals. The rat man is the guard who wants to be buggered in the bum by Marquis. This scene is the rat-guy listening to a cow-maiden tell a camel-priest about being raped.

[–]McDickings 1 point2 points ago

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Marquis de Sade? Why am I not surprised this was his writing after checking the IMBD link.

[–]uberguby 1 point2 points ago

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Best. Exposition. Ever.

[–]BiancaButthole 1 point2 points ago

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What the...

[–]cuntunderground 1 point2 points ago

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For those who are willing (and speak/understand French), the whole film is on youtube

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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There is subbed alternatives ;)

[–]TheBigBomma 2 points3 points ago

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was about to flog the dolphin, then i saw this...instantly limp

[–]Fylgja 2 points3 points ago

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what the unholy hell is this from?

[–]KoalaBomb 2 points3 points ago

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I remember someone posting a video of this. It was some French adult puppet show with extremely explicit sexual acts.

In the video I saw, the guy was having a conversation with his dick. His dick was talking back. yeah, wtf indeed.

[–]jc1412 1 point2 points ago

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There is a whole chinese movie about that. Basicly the guy's dick started talking to him and somehow his dick can communicate with other guy's dicks. Imagine What a woman wants but instead its what a dick wants, how I wish I was making this up...

[–]NoMatchForALighter 1 point2 points ago

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dude

[–]KlausTeachermann 1 point2 points ago

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WhatthefuckamIwatching?

[–]Texasveteran 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Montagg 0 points1 point ago

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I said it the last time I saw this and I'll say it again...

I think I'm done with the Internet for today. :/

[–]Beat_Smith 0 points1 point ago

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what is this from?

[–]blue_pixie 0 points1 point ago

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It only took one gif. to make me never want to fap again.

[–]BleuManGroup 0 points1 point ago

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is is surely as close to being NSFW, without actually being NSFW, as is humanly possible

[–]Nicodimus27 0 points1 point ago

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That thing looks like a muppet, but it's too damn creepy to be one.

[–]the_brew 0 points1 point ago

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This should maybe be marked as NSFW