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[–][deleted] 305 points306 points ago

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Proper attribution: Abstruse Goose

It's in higher resolution, as well.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Another one of his comics he says Reddit > Sex

[–]polluteconversation 0 points1 point ago

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Jennifer Aniston over Angelina Jolie?

Mary Ann over Ginger?

I wouldn't trust this guy to choose my toothpaste brand.

[–]nhrn -5 points-4 points ago

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coke > pepsi? I'm afraid I'll never be reading his comic.

[–]tmlangen 23 points24 points ago

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Thanks for that, even though it was pretty much OP's responsibility to post reference.

[–]makesureimjewish 4 points5 points ago

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except OP would have been labeled a karma whore had he had the AUDACITY TO POST A COMMENT WITH THE LINK TO ORIGINAL!

[–]polluteconversation 1 point2 points ago*

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Actually, OP likely wouldn't have been able to post the original linked comic, as this has been reposted in probably every subreddit.

[–]robotpirateninja 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. This place is so against self-linking, it's all piracy, all the time.

[–]makesureimjewish 35 points36 points ago*

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i'm so tired of the argument:

if you link directly to page of comic: people bitch about it being blocked at work
if you use imgur with no source in comments: people bitch about not giving proper credit
if you use imgur AND post source in comments: people bitch about karma whoring.
if you link website with imgur link in the comments: .. ... .. .... well.. hmm...... ............. .............................

i propose we collectively get over it and post sources when we don't see one and not yell at OP for not doing it, as they may not know the source and have never heard of tineye and such. EDUCATE!

[–]radeky 0 points1 point ago

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Or you know.. imgur it and put the source in your imgur. Or at least attribute it there.

[–]makesureimjewish 2 points3 points ago

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it'd be cool if the linked imgur click-through would take you to the site you specify

[–]SirTercel 0 points1 point ago

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You should probably suggest that to imgur.

[–]Spi_Vey 0 points1 point ago

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TIL about Tineye

[–]robotpirateninja -2 points-1 points ago

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Or, you know, have a site policy and enforce it.

[–]ManicMonster 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to post this, thanks for proper crediting.

[–]ohg 3 points4 points ago

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You're thanking the guy who thanks the guy for the reference?

[–]fuffluns 0 points1 point ago

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If it's not a chain it will look weird.

[–]FiredFox 3 points4 points ago

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It blows my mind that you have 31 down votes for citing the source.

WTF is wrong with people?

[–]twinkling_star 4 points5 points ago

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Don't believe that number - Reddit fuzzes the actual vote totals, so there's no way to know the actual number of downvotes. Worry about the difference between the two.

[–]dabigua -1 points0 points ago

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But I went to the original and was confronted with an Ann Coulter ad. So now I am conflicted...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/agzxN.jpg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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sigh Men...

[–]niceville 0 points1 point ago

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Any idea where the original image is from?

[–]RasIsBoss 36 points37 points ago

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We need to go deeper.

[–]abenton 6 points7 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]sirisaacnuton 4 points5 points ago

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Came for the Inception reference. This was just icing.

[–]curbstompery 0 points1 point ago

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looks at username

Appropriate freudian double-slip.

[–]soccern00b -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvoted first comment, downvoted double comment

[–]NeverOriginal 1 point2 points ago

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redundant comment notifying user.

but after deep thought. I don't give a shit.

[–]sirisaacnuton 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, I'm relatively new at this. With the error message and dialog box sticking around, I thought it didn't go through. Tried to refresh before I resubmitted, but couldn't see anything show up. I guess error messages aren't something you pick up lurking. :(

[–]NeverOriginal 0 points1 point ago

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redundant comment notifying user.

but after deep thought. I don't give a shit.

[–]chrom_ed -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvoted first comment, double upvoted comment.

[–]cbass_1636 16 points17 points ago

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The Multipass was by far the funniest part of this comic

[–]itsprobablytrue 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed a far out when I saw that.

[–]MenthollyChallenged 28 points29 points ago

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Three panels omitted in which last panel is guy in bed alone. Forever.

[–]jshufro 6 points7 points ago

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))<>((

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Back and forth.... forever?

[–]hansoulow -1 points0 points ago

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Was I the only one who thought that movie was just... pointless?

[–]jackyface 0 points1 point ago

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No, you probably weren't. The film was more of a portraying of ideas and worldviews than it was a movie with a specific point in mind. It's not for everyone.

[–]kelull 2 points3 points ago

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It has been done already

[–]px1999 16 points17 points ago

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Needs more source.

[–]ambivilant 6 points7 points ago

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When he says "Troi", does he mean Dianna Troi from Star Trek TNG? I'm going to go ahead and think so.

[–]baudvine 1 point2 points ago

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Well, who else? She's even got a little pin on her chest, presumably a commbadge.

[–]Autoclave 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe Troi Aykman?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Troi Polamalu?

[–]speek 6 points7 points ago

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You're so silly, Adrian Peterson!

[–]pryomancer 0 points1 point ago

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I would personally prefer Seven of Nine, or Jadzia Dax. But that's just me.

[–]Foxsbiscuits 16 points17 points ago

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Blue hat in bed? fuck that!

[–]valdore 6 points7 points ago

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Some Eagles fan he is--it should be green.

[–]IDontHaveTimeForThis 6 points7 points ago

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he's actually a dallas fan. the whole comic actually takes place in a nightmare he has about being an eagles fan

[–]OddAdviceGiver 1 point2 points ago

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Hrmph. There's nothing worse than being an Eagles fan while living in Dallas.

[–]FiredFox -1 points0 points ago

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We couldn't tell it's supposed to be a man otherwise.

[–]Scranzy -1 points0 points ago

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I know right, should have been red

[–]finalaccountdown 12 points13 points ago

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upvote for Iggles, multipass, and especially Troi, who I would bang so hard that my semen would explode out of her head like a shotgun exit wound.

[–]gid13 12 points13 points ago

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She would probably see that coming. No pun intended.

[–]finalaccountdown 3 points4 points ago

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I had to upvote and then comment about my upvote because this works on so many levels.

[–]benpope 1 point2 points ago

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No, but she would understand. Empath, not telepath.

[–]gid13 0 points1 point ago

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I had trouble making innuendo out of "empath".

[–]flawlesslylogical 0 points1 point ago

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Sleep it off or jerk it off, man. THEN post.

[–]polluteconversation 9 points10 points ago

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HURP GLURP IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MEN AND WOMEN DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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The correct response is "If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking instead of thinking"

[–]monkeiboi 2 points3 points ago

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"I'm thinking about why I have to verbalize that you should be making me a sandwich right now, instead of just knowing."

[–]VinylCyril 9 points10 points ago

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Well, all that was simple-minded, too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I was thinking...she could've just as easily guessed the first thought.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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can reddit buy tineye.com so it'll scan for reposts?

[–]xTRUMANx 0 points1 point ago

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I started laughing at "can reddit buy".

[–]irishwhite 1 point2 points ago

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isn't there one like this where there's a guy and a girl sitting next to each other on a train or bus or some shit?

[–]pushy_eater 6 points7 points ago

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Yes they were sitting next to each other on some shit.

[–]loganh123 1 point2 points ago

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Why's he wearing a hat to bed?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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too long;don't care

[–]ethraax 0 points1 point ago

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It's a comic - it takes less than a minute to read. Less than 30 seconds if you practice reading from time to time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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too busy; to reply

[–]thewonderfularthur 0 points1 point ago

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that was funny, but your original post wasn't. ah fuck it.

[–]Rudygonzo 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for truth and the Eagles.

[–]Timedisort 1 point2 points ago

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Too much Inception.

[–]flylotus 1 point2 points ago

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someone please turn this into a forever alone.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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the author and artist is obviously forever alone and based this comic off cliches and generalizations of what it must be like to be in a stereotypical heterosexual relationship.

so shitty.

[–]ownworldman 0 points1 point ago

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He likes gender stereotypes. Still decent comics, though.

[–]opaeoinadi 1 point2 points ago

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I've never had it summed up so well. Have yourself an upward thing.

[–]flinxsl 0 points1 point ago

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did anyone else's comic cut off before the forever alone guy appeared?

[–]kelull 8 points9 points ago

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You mean this? I'm not the author, but it was made kind of by my request ;)

[–]wonderbread9000 1 point2 points ago

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since im at work, I actually did read the whole thing. I was expecting it to end with him imagining a girlfriend, forever alone...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I wish there was a law that limited comic strips to 8 frames max. This shit is getting out of hand. Every other comic posted here is like 50 frames!

[–]Gnu32 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted for being long-winded, yabbering, complicated, noisy comic.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So you downvoted it for actually requiring an attention span longer than 3 or 4 seconds?

[–]AkwardComment 1 point2 points ago

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First rule of "Whatcha thinkin about" club...
This is completely false. we men are really as simple minded as you thought we were. Nothing to see here, go back to what you were doing.

[–]EugeneHarlot 2 points3 points ago

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It's funny because it's true

[–]Njal_The_Beardless 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God, MULTIPASS

[–]t3hdemon 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is up with all the TLDR comments?

[–]Shikadi314 0 points1 point ago

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I had a Yao Ming-esque reaction to this once I saw how long it was.

[–]Fidellio 0 points1 point ago

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Genius.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A three month anniversary? Who celebrates one year since they've been together for three months?

[–]kevehr 0 points1 point ago

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We need to go deeper...

[–]emelecfan2048 0 points1 point ago

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eagles? ew

[–]sizzurp 0 points1 point ago

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Buncha rooty-poops!

[–]CrabappleMcNasty -1 points0 points ago

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TL;DR gender stereotypes blah blah blah

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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If you are female and don't already know.. Yes, this is true.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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No, it isn't.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Being a man who does this regularly, yes, it is.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Boy, then you must be a shitty person to be in a relationship with.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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My wife has never complained. But I think you're being hypocritical. You mean to say that you've never had a thought, now matter how transient and fucked up, that you didn't feel comfortable sharing with your significant other?

[–]Fronesis -2 points-1 points ago

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Downvotes for all of you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yay downvotes!

[–]Ghostlystrike -3 points-2 points ago

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Yes, it is.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Redditors, heh.

[–]Ghostlystrike -2 points-1 points ago

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Redditor making fun of another Redditor. HEH

[–]thedog8 0 points1 point ago

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So true!

Q: What are you thinking about?

A: Nothing (. . . that wont get me into trouble if I told you about)

[–]xTRUMANx 0 points1 point ago

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Then why do you have a boner, and why is your smiley missing an eye and your ellipsis a period and you closing parenthesis and matching opening parenthesis.

[–]thedog8 0 points1 point ago

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An ellipsis only has 4 periods at the end of sentence. Don't know what to tell you about the rest.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why does he wear a hat to bed?

[–]ShroudIII 0 points1 point ago

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This is truth.

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man....so true.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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ATL;ADR

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This comic reflects some seriously weird attitudes about men, women, and relationships, as do its 2,000 upvotes.

[–]KeenDreams -1 points0 points ago

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Sigh, women...

[–]mrgriefdog -3 points-2 points ago

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that's really cool man

[–]wizbam -1 points0 points ago

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I would like to say I completely identify with this post, and couldn't care less about the original post banter at the top of the vote pyramid.

[–]andyhenault -1 points0 points ago

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TL;DR

[–]wankingwalrus -5 points-4 points ago

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I like how it looks with the blue hat in every frame

[–]TheSubcontinental -2 points-1 points ago

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Box (1,-3)

Multipass

I just saw The Fifth Element for the fourth or fifth time last night. Fucking awesome movie.

[–]currentlydistracted -2 points-1 points ago

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good lord this is creative! take all the upvotes

[–]misterhand02 -2 points-1 points ago

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Holy crap of Heaven that shit is long. Comics shouldn't be long. Unless they're in a book. And it's called WATCHMEN.

[–]stirge -3 points-2 points ago

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Most certainly made by a woman, TLDR.

[–]bigmeech -3 points-2 points ago

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