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Don't think with it. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]luvs2spoog_ 17 points18 points ago

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That's actually what my scrotum looks like when it's super cold and dry.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Those are some seriously infected vag lips.

[–]Dug_Fresh 2 points3 points ago

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That's the freakiest thing I've seen today, dong gone it!

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty serious cameltoe.

[–]WildfireFox 1 point2 points ago

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I've never really met fallen prey to the stereotype of thinking with yer nards. It's just a negative stereotype that's perpetuated unfairly, and if people want to act mature, they really need to stop acting like this is the be-all end-all trope of guys.

[–]scrapedtoast 1 point2 points ago

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but bad ideas are the most fun!

[–]SlumberingParrot 1 point2 points ago

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This is disturbing on so many levels

[–]KSUNVI 0 points1 point ago

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The situation thinks with his torso and look how it affects him!

[–]WifoutTeef 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS PENIS

[–]naked_leper 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BRAIN STEM

ftfy

[–]Betazona 0 points1 point ago

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A eunuch with a severe case of blue ballllsssss.

[–]Mlvanlancker 3 points4 points ago

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Eunuchs have their balls removed, not their penises

now you know

[–]Betazona 0 points1 point ago*

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Damn, I better call my surgeon…

Actually there are several forms in which eunuchs were castrated, some being complete removal of genitalia, and others just having their scrotum removed… now you know.

[–]Mlvanlancker 1 point2 points ago

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Just learned. Awwww yeah.

[–]hamburgermovie 0 points1 point ago

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now this is art

[–]ramerica 0 points1 point ago

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The brain! 2 kicks!

[–]Aamon 2 points3 points ago

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I have a saying: "It doesn't matter which head I think with. They're both smarter than any female that I've ever met."

[–]alchemeron 5 points6 points ago

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That's a rather stupid saying.

[–]Aamon -4 points-3 points ago

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I disagree.

[–]demonsquiggle -1 points0 points ago

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It only seems that way because the only woman you've met is your mother

[–]Aamon -2 points-1 points ago*

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I never quite understood how stupidity could occupy and consume an entire human mind. Allow me to rephrase your argument:

Durrrrrr. Throughout gradeschool, college, and employment you have never met a woman ever once! Yup. Yup. Durrr.

I suppose insulting someone would be the easier route to take. Considering that structuring an intelligible argument does require a scant amount of work that a brain like yours might not be able to process.

[–]demonsquiggle -1 points0 points ago

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yes because I'm really interested in having an argument with someone who is obviously sexist. That would be extremely productive. I'm the stupid one for having a snarky reply to your supposedly intelligent saying?

fucking hillbilly

[–]Aamon -2 points-1 points ago

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Let's rephrase your argument again: I'm on Reddit not being productive. Therefore, less productive activities are less productive.

But is that really what’s going on here? Or are you just using that to excuse your inability to come with craftily witty replies?

Whatever your reason pal, I hereby crown you king of the internet. That’s right bud. You are now king of all of it!

P.S. Cool Story Bro.

Uneducated dolt.

[–]demonsquiggle -1 points0 points ago

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You really seem to have some rage problems, as well as quite a large ego. Claiming that people who you disagree with are stupid or uneducated is just your way of compensating for how insignificant you feel. I'm sorry that you need to channel your anger into rage and sexism. My statement about not wanting to provoke an argument was not an excuse, merely a fact. I find these kinds of cross-rantings tiresome. For someone who keeps complaining about my intelligence I don't see you making a compelling claim defending your original moronic "saying". You are a classic douchebag, an egotistical halfwit who hides behind the veil of your internet big shot persona to mask your personal worthlessness. You seriously need to find a better way to deal with stress than to be a general asshole to strangers over the internet, it's not healthy for you. Might I suggest jogging, I find it quite relaxing.

[–]Aamon -2 points-1 points ago

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First of all, I’m not even going to begin to correct your grammar, which is horrible by the way.

Second, you can take your pseudo-psychological analysis and shove it up your ass.

You state that I “[claim] people who disagree with [me] are stupid or uneducated is just your way of compensating how insignificant [I] feel.”

However, you make a similar attack on my intelligence. Hence, by your own analysis or what I would call a hasty generalization, you’re basically telling me you feel insignificant.

Third, you state you don’t want to start an argument, which is why you commented in the first place. God forbid you would have the foresight that would allow you to see that insulting someone would lead into an argument.

Fourth, in order for me to “defend” my “original moronic saying,” you would have to attack it, which you haven’t. The only thing you’ve done thus far is convince me you’re an idiot who makes an intellectually devoid argument filled with contradictions and hypocrisy.

Fifth, I actually write for several websites that have a fairly large reader base. Who gives a shit about anything you do?

In conclusion, if I were you, I would uninstall internet explorer, throw my computer out the window, drop out of high school (Yes, I am making that assumption), and get a job at McDonalds.

[–]demonsquiggle -1 points0 points ago

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1) I don't give two shits what you think of my grammar, I'm not writing a thesis here this is an argument with a troll.

2) I was in no way saying that you were stupid in any way, merely that your saying is idiotic, and I am content with my life, it may not be grand but I am happy, and to worry about my significance in the long run is inconsequential. and yes it was a hasty generalization I was trying to hit a nerve, a crude tactic but it sometimes pays off.

3) Most times a few jabs are exchanged and that's it, had I known you were such a pedant I wouldn't have bothered.

4) Your idiotic bit of woman-hating was obviously a fallacy and I saw no need to directly attack it as its flaws were apparent.

5) I don't give a flying fuck who you are, you are an insufferable bigot and have an overinflated view of your self worth. Having the preconceived notion that someone is intellectually inferior simply because their genitalia is different from your own is ignorant and more befitting the previous century rather than the current one.

you are a bigot and a twit, and despite your intelligence you cannot see the own illogical nature of your hate speech. Get off your high horse and maybe then you'll see that hating people because of their reproductive organs, skin color, or level of intelligence is self-destructive. All you sow is misery and anger, and I feel sorry for you. Lash out at me all you want, I know my own failings, do you?

[–]Aamon -2 points-1 points ago

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Context:” I was in no way saying that you were stupid in any way…”

You called me a "Halfwit": do you even understand the meaning of the words you're using?

Context:” Your idiotic bit of woman-hating was obviously a fallacy”

Obviously my joke wasn’t intended as a fucking syllogism, now was it Einstein?

In this argument you will be referred to as “it” because I’ve degraded you. You’re that fuckin stupid pal.

My argument: Women are idiots because they’re women.

Your argument: I’m an idiot (bigoted, sexist, etc.) because I think women are idiots.

Now, it and I could reduce both of these ideas to simpler terms by saying we both don’t like people for some reason.

I don’t like women because they’re women, and it don’t like sexist because they’re sexist.

The irony here is that it’s basically showing me the same intolerance I show women, which is kind of a self-defeating argument. How can you preach your tolerance bigot hate speech when you’re an intolerant bigoted bigot hater?

Hopefully you’ll understand the ignorance of your argument. I do, however, realize that you might feel the need to defend women. Since, after all, sexism in the 21st century has been diligently been branded as taboo, which is why I’m attempting to re-brand it. I’m calling it “sexual moderation.”

If you can’t tell by now, I am being a little facetious in my arguments because you basically drew a bunch of conclusions out of thin air. To be honest, I’m not sexist, and I was kidding above. It was a joke, and you got your panties in a bunch.

Do me a favor and grow a pair.

Kay? You win the argument. As I’ve said before, you are king of the internet. We all hail you.

P.S. ( I know I didn’t sign) This will be the end of the argument on this end.

[–]demonsquiggle -1 points0 points ago

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Yep, you got me on the halfwit thing, I'm prettymuch phoning it in. Thanks for the inane attempt at defending your bullshit, it was quite humorous. also, Grow a pair? really? way to end a spectacular work of bullshit with a childish statement like that, it really killed it. Keep convincing yourself that you aren't human trash and I hope one day you end up not hating the world for your own pathetic life.

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