this post was submitted on
213 points (56% like it)
912 up votes 699 down votes

funny

subscribe2,420,166 readers

8,139 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 39 comments

[–]foggart 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Then why is he always so angry?

[–]Submkt 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Because he lives in a trashcan.

[–]Hyro0o0 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street!

Nobody's helpin' me...

[–]kungtotte 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Get it together, grouch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But it's like the Tardis down there. He has elephants.

[–]omfghi2u 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's grouchy because he's made of marijuana. You can't smoke yourself. I'd be pissed off too if I was made of 175 pounds of good ganja that I couldn't smoke.

[–]foggart 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

fuck...

[–]daschande 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You could say it's [sunglasses] garbage weed.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah.

[–]Betazona 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ahh the great conundrum… to be or not to be, that is the question…

[–]omfghi2u 2 points3 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh man, that one is a doozy. Mind = blown.

If you smoked yourself to get high, would you be high? I submit that you would not because, after a certain point, you would not "be". What a paradox.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, if you smoked yourself, then you would turn into smoke, so your body's essence would eventually be in a very high place.

[–]omfghi2u 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

woah...

relevant

[–]Betazona 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

and therefore that must be the ultimate way to nirvana: to get high off yourself only to become the high itself…. deep.

[–]golfjunkie 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's schwag.

[–]Steam23 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You'd be grouchy too if everywhere you went there were teens running after you with zig zags.

[–]EnorMoose 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Because he's been reposted here with the same comment soooo many times

[–]beanswiggin 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow, I've never seen this before. Not once.

[–]IamSammyJankis 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ah. I see what you did there.

[–]rell66 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this was better when it was submitted months ago with the caption "I'm a giant nug"

[–]clarvoyeur 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I suspect that in a sense much of Henson's work is made of marijuana.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Cannot be unseen.

[–]BoydCrowder 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

BITCH! I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!

[–]dugbyrump 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Gotta love Dave standup

[–]TheKostiuk 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Legalize Oscar!

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oscar the Green

[–]IntriguinglyRandom 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Eye opening.

[–]DrMcIntire 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This image, without the text, is my desktop wallpaper, and I was just thinking the exact same thing, that he looks made of marijuana, last night. GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

[–]TheMerchandise 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WHO WOULD SMOKE WEED THAT'S COVERED IN GARBAGE AND SHIT?!

[–]KlausTeachermann -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

giggled :3

[–]TheMerchandise -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

glad to make your day/night just a little brighter. i live to entertain! ...on the internet foreveralone

[–]xamor 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I would love to smoke his eyebrows.

[–]SolarEyes8 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Explains the dumpster diving.

[–]golfjunkie 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Care to explain that one?

[–]SolarEyes8 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Have you ever been high off your ass and passed by a half eaten box of Lunchables?

[–]rss391 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

nay. he was conceived of marijuana.

[–]Addyct -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

must be ditch weed...

[–]mangarooboo -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oscar should do an AMA about how he's made of marijuana.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Terrible. Just terrible. I mean seriously man, what the hell?