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[–]NullPoint84[S] 210 points211 points ago

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[–]noidddd 66 points67 points ago

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wow....this one is incredible!!!

[–]Henry_Rowengartner 15 points16 points ago

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I have no idea how to work Photoshop or anything like that. When I see stuff like this I'm just like, how? How the fuck does that work? The same with people "coloring" black and white photos. Can anyone give me a simple explanation as to how these people are doing that?

[–]wontstoptalking 10 points11 points ago*

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I've gotten to the point where I'm "ok" with Photoshop. Basically, the only way to really become comfortable with it is to just use it and find your own way with it. Tutorials are great for beginners, but I've found that once you are taught what everything does via a tutorial, the only way to become "fluid" or "fluent" with it is to just experiment with it on your own. It seems incredibly daunting at first. But a nice thing to keep in mind is that 99%....ok, 75%....of all photoshop'd images can be done with only a few different Photoshop tools. You're probably never going to use all $3000 of Photoshop for one image. The select tool, levels tool, magic wand (if you're a wimp like I am), quick-mask (dear god quick-mask is basically the best thing in the whole world), and a handful of other tools are really all it takes. Keeping that in mind, though, I don't want it to seem like I'm belittling the ability of the insanely great Photoshoppers, or the other extremely powerful and advanced tools that Photoshop has. I'm just saying that in my own amateur experience, the gaussian blur, replace-color, levels, lens-blur, opacity levels, blend modes, layer effects, etc- all those simple little things go a much further distance than some of the more specialized advanced tools. For me, at least. (sorry if this is getting confusing or if I'm talking out of control. I'm known to do that. Hence the username.)

I consider myself "good" with photoshop, and I still have no idea how to use the fucking pen tool. Seriously, what the HELL is that thing? I've read tutorials and I understand it's purpose, but I can never use it myself. So I don't. I can get the same results my own way.

That's another thing I've noticed. When I see other people using photoshop, from professionals to beginners, it's obvious that everyone kinda has their own way to do things. There are at least a bajilion ways to do any task in photoshop. Wanna change the pope's hat to a cowboy hat? There are a million ways to do so. I know people who use what I consider unconventional methods but they still get fantastic results.

Now I'm ranting. I blame my migraine medicine, which is essentially a caffeine pill.

tl;dr: once you get a feel with Photoshop, you'll find it's not as daunting as it seems

[–]RecursionIsRecursion 2 points3 points ago

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From what I've been told (though I've never verified it), the pen tool was created as a way to mimic what a real-life pen knife would do in the original Photoshop, they updated the tool but also came out with a bunch of different tools that essentially overlap everything you can do with the pen tool. There are so many ways to get any job done that you technically never need it, but because it's ingrained into some people's workflow, they're not going to remove it

[–]chalks777 1 point2 points ago

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You can get an extremely accurate selection of something using the pen tool. This is especially useful for things that have ragged/faded edges that any "magic" wand type tools don't pick up on.

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[–]wontstoptalking 2 points3 points ago

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Don't know when I became a ranter...even when I'm alone I rant to myself. I'll give myself a whole lecture on something I already know about, like I'll explain the whole controversial potato bundle that Valve released prior to Portal 2. Or otter random crap. Luckily you will not befall this fate, since I'm typing this on my iPhone right now, so I'm not likely to write as much as my brain is thinking, though sometimes I do a decent job given the limitations of this tiny keyboard.

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[–]wontstoptalking 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]bearCatBird 38 points39 points ago

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Photoshop

[–]unisyst 35 points36 points ago

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You Suck at Photoshop Good series.

[–]harrycanary 0 points1 point ago

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wow, thank you for posting this.

[–]RecursionIsRecursion 4 points5 points ago*

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I'll try my hand at it. I'll start with the basics, some of it might not be 'technically' true but it'll serve as a good background. Digital pictures are made up of pixels. A pixel is essentially the smallest colored dot of a picture, you cannot zoom in any farther than that. When recoloring a black and white picture, what you're looking at is a photo of a person (or object, or whatever) where all of the pictures are pure black, pure white, or some shade of grey in between. What the person does is attempt to pick a color that would look right, like green for eyes and brown for hair, and replace the grey pixels with green or brown pixels. Doing purely that, however, would leave a person with a solid block of unicolor hair or eyes, which of course is not realistic. Instead, it's necessary to use data that is captured in the black and white photo, like hair texture and waviness, and kind of overlay a brown swatch on top of it. Photoshop has a feature called "blending modes" which let you choose how different layers of pixels interact with each other. For instance, if you have a yellow horizontal line on a bottom layer, and a blue vertical line on the top layer, under the "normal" blend modes the point at which they meet would appear blue, as that's what's at the top. However, if you switch to a different blend mode, it's possible to make it appear green, as that's what they look like combined.

When it comes to these guns, basically what you're trying to do is split the image into layers, replace the gun layer with a different gun, and then composite everything back together. So for instance, in this image there's the fingers which are around the gun, which are 'closest' to the camera. Behind the fingers is the gun which they're holding. Behind that is the background, which essentially is everything else in the image, and we're not concerned with editing that. So basically, you use tools within Photoshop to remove the fingers and put them on their own layer, separate from the entire image. Then you move the gun to its own layer. You then put in the Nintendo gun in place of the old gun, and place the fingers back on top. With a little blending, blurring, and color correction, it now appears that the person is holding a Nintendo gun instead of a real one. It's not really that easy, though, and this guy has done a hell of a job.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i got to "Digital pictures are made up of pixels" and suddenly lost all interest in reading

[–]doomcocoon 1 point2 points ago

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I fell asleep installing my CPU.

[–]SweetKage 2 points3 points ago

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"cut" out the fingers that will go on top of the zapper. Put the zapper into the photo. put the fingers on top of the gun. That's extremely simplistic as there's also a lot of blending that goes on but yeah.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty straightforward. Imagine you have two carefully-resized photographs on your desk, an x-acto knife, and a steady hand. Cut up pieces of the nintendo gun and use a glue stick to paste them on top of the bigger photo.

Or, let's say you had a lot of colored cellophane that you paste overtop a black-and-white picture. It's the same general principles on a computer, only more error-tolerant, and there are special effects like lens flare and shadows.

If you're curious and have time to play around, The GNU Image Manipulation Program is a free and open source program that does most of what photoshop can.

[–]myinnervoice -1 points0 points ago*

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... special effects like lens flare and shadows.

FTFY

edit: I'm not saying it doesn't exist. I'm saying it shouldn't.

[–]MrPopinjay 0 points1 point ago

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I can kinda understand the colouring in photos thing since all the shadows and such are already there but that photo is fucking witchcraft. I mean how do you get the correct lighting and the proportions and what the fuck man.

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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Garden-hoser!

[–]Sciar 0 points1 point ago

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Photoshop is pretty easy once you work with it enough. The hard part is getting stuck on requiring rasterization on a layer or something because suddenly BAM you can't do what you want to.

Anyways without getting into problems photoshop works in layers and has some fancy tools. One of these tools is a "clone" tool so you can take a sample from the image and paint it again, so lets say you wanted someone to have two heads you would just "clone" their head. You hit alt click on the spot you want to clone and then click where you want that clone to go. The really useful part of this is using a background to clone and suddenly boom you've got way more of a background than before.

When you're adding in a larger object on top of a smaller object you usually have a really easy time, just drop it on and erase then most of your time is devoted to adding in proper lighting and shadows. Bonus if you take pictures yourself to sub in cause you can more closely match the lighting.

Simple right?

In terms of coloring you use a black and white image as a base and it literally shades it for you since B+W still has shading. So you just make a new layer and add color for a simple job and tutorials can explain in further detail if you're curious.

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[–]lazyfriction 1 point2 points ago

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I hate how GIMP handles text, though, unless they changed it recently (I haven't used it in a while). I just hate having to type my text into this little box instead of directly onto the image like in Photoshop.

That said, Paint.NET is also a really good free program that mimics most of the basic features of Photoshop. I use it for a lot of simple editing.

[–]grindoc 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be sure to check it out. Thanks :)

[–]diggexpat 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was, "Dude, why not Taxi Driver?" Clearly, OP is way ahead of me.

[–]IAmASpy 0 points1 point ago

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That one and the ones from Reservoir Dogs and The Boondock Saints were awesome.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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agreed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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my bad. double post. dont know what happened.

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

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We get it.

[–]drgk -2 points-1 points ago

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I get it.

[–]PreachingtotheChoir -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, now I get it.

[–]drgk -1 points0 points ago

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I'm glad you got it. So we agree?

[–]noidddd 0 points1 point ago

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it's damn near perfect.....ah hell...it's perfect!

[–]whats_his_face 5 points6 points ago

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Excellent work mate!

[–]MrClocky 3 points4 points ago

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YES. I was just about to ask for that scene in pulp fiction and there she blows!

[–]Matizzle 2 points3 points ago

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I love you. U have a webpage?? I will RSS the shit out of it.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I'll go ahead and post it, but if my bandwidth drops again I'll have to take it down: kentsheely.com

[–]DoctorElectron 0 points1 point ago

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You'll just get replicating links this way...I...to each their own I guess but...it'd really mussy up your RSS organization...

[–]jalepenocheddar 2 points3 points ago

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You need to get your own Nintendo zapper and start matching angles and lighting on it. Legit.

[–]Vertigo666 2 points3 points ago

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Nintendo, motherfucker, do you speak it?!

[–]Mr_Repair_man_man_ 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]NCSUspoon 0 points1 point ago

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Love the username

[–]doogytaint 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, you're user name made me search old school All That on Youtube for the last hour. Awesome

[–]zjbird 1 point2 points ago

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Can you make one with Han Solo and Greedo?

[–]NullPoint84[S] 10 points11 points ago

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[–]theduderman 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but who actually zapped first?

[–]zjbird 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping more for frame with them both holding a gun, but this still made me giddy. Thanks!

[–]NullPoint84[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a frame where you see both guns? I'll have to go watch it again.

[–]zjbird 0 points1 point ago

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The one where they both take a shot at each other but Han's hits and Greedo's misses. Maybe they aren't both in the frame but I think they were.

[–]Ma1 1 point2 points ago

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bahahahaha! These are so good! More please!

[–]DoctorElectron -1 points0 points ago

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Nicolas Cage better duck before John Travolta hunts him! Haha. hahahahahaha.

(If you didn't understand the reference it's in regard to their roles in the movie Face-Off where Travolta is hunting Nicolas Cage's character and in one scene he actually has to duck to get out of the way of the bullet.)

[–]AllTattedUpJay 2 points3 points ago

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THEN WHO IS DOG?

[–]andgodwept 35 points36 points ago

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Am I the only one who had a grey on grey nintendo zapper? the orange ones always look odd to me.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 32 points33 points ago

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grey on grey was the original. As with all toy guns, they had to re-color it at some point in what I assume was the 90s. I chose the orange one for this set because of its more toy-ish look.

[–]Narrative_Causality 13 points14 points ago

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Am I colorblind? Because that orange looks...red.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Nah you're right on. I said orange, I meant red.

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 32 points33 points ago

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...the NES zapper is definitely orange, i think you both might be colorblind.

[–]Horatio_Hornblower 11 points12 points ago

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The image on Wikipedia has been fucked up, and shows a red zapper, labeled as orange.

My guess is that someone who is colorblind adjusted the levels in the image. No super saturated red zapper exists.

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 2 points3 points ago

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Orangered maybe? or perhaps my monitor is fucked up. see also

[–]NullPoint84[S] 6 points7 points ago

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google images all show red zappers. that makes sense, considering the original NES colors were red and gray. ...i guess it could be sort of a traffic cone orange, which is almost red.

[–]xmsxms 37 points38 points ago*

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It's "blaze orange", as per the Law: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_weapon#Toy_Weapon_Laws

"must have a 6mm wide blaze orange tip or a blaze orange stripe 1 inch (2.54 centimeters) thick on both sides of the barrel"

Blaze orange, #FF6600, otherwise known as safety orange: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_orange

"Safety orange is the same color as blaze orange, the shade of orange (Color No. 12199) required by United States law (U.S. Code of Federal Regulations, Title 15 Commerce and Foreign Trade, Section 1150.3) to be on the tips of barrels of replica guns such as airsoft guns, and cap or toy guns."

[–]hENNIFER -3 points-2 points ago

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Go, go, up arrow! Go!

[–]Horatio_Hornblower 3 points4 points ago

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Nintendo must be made to answer for this crime!

[–]gouge 19 points20 points ago

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It's an orangered, guys.

[–]stevo_knevo 3 points4 points ago

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Can't believe I read this far to find this.

[–]sinembarg0 2 points3 points ago

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When I get home, I will take a picture of my orange zapper and upload it.

[–]Decon87 2 points3 points ago

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I'm seeing orange for all of 'em on Google images. Confirmed not colorblind.

EDIT: Perhaps we all just have a different judgement of at what point deep orange crosses over into red territory.

[–]gouge 2 points3 points ago

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Simple, it's an orangered.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 0 points1 point ago

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i think this is probably the best explanation.

[–]benbrooks 0 points1 point ago*

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Looks red to me, not colourblind.

Thumbnail looks slightly orange though.

Edit: Proof!

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 1 point2 points ago

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i'm guessing you haven't seen one of these IRL?

[–]NullPoint84[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm thinking one set of us is misremembering

[–]benbrooks 1 point2 points ago

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I've only seen grey ones.

[–]brotat 0 points1 point ago

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Edit: [1] Proof!

All right, you win. You've conclusively proven that red is red.

[–]brotat -1 points0 points ago

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Edit: [1] Proof!

All right, you win. You've conclusively proven that red is red.

[–]Narrative_Causality 2 points3 points ago

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You're not the only one saying orange...Wiki does, too.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 3 points4 points ago

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dammit, guys, now i've gotta go find one and check.

[–]ericanderton 2 points3 points ago

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It's really more of an orangered.

[–]BrainWav 2 points3 points ago

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Late 80s, actually, IIRC. Mine came with orange. Personally, I like the orange version better.

[–]edru 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that japan had the best overall as it just looked like a real gun.

[–]print_is_dead 0 points1 point ago

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I had the grey one and I agree. The orange one looks weird.

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point ago

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Og bro. Me too.

[–]sabowski 0 points1 point ago

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Grey Nintendo Zapper owners unite!

[–]TheNatch 42 points43 points ago

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Your Boondock Saints one is impeccable.

[–]probly2drunk 3 points4 points ago

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No can peck those lads.

[–]hooch 9 points10 points ago

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Made one for you. It's not a movie, but it might as well be.
http://i.imgur.com/AEkul.jpg

[–]NullPoint84[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Awesome!

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 6 points7 points ago

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This reminds me of captain n the game master, who had a comic book in the 80's I got ahold of ten years after they stopped making it. I remember the zapper in the book had a trigger guard, but they didn't actually put guards on the stupid things. He spun his zapper on his finger. Cocky prick with his custom zapper in magic nintendo world. If I ever meet him in real life I'm going to kick his ass.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]A_Pointy_Rock 12 points13 points ago

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You need to do that animated gif of all the kids getting shot at

[–]o0260o 2 points3 points ago

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lol. that's from postal with seagal inserted in.

[–]omgwolf 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god...cannot...stop...laughing...

[–]mikemcg 5 points6 points ago

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How do you get all the right angles for the guns? Do you pose with one yourself to get the right angle?

[–]NullPoint84[S] 8 points9 points ago

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I work from a limited set of photos from different angles, and fudge the perspective as necessary.

[–]unfortunatejordan 2 points3 points ago

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Nicely done! Some of them convinced me that you had a model to photograph, since the perspective was so good.

[–]oreopimp 3 points4 points ago

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Beautiful work. Please keep it up!

[–]powerpenguin 4 points5 points ago

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Slightly off topic, but there is an episode of Stargate SG-1 where they use Zappers painted red and black.

[–]Cermo 2 points3 points ago

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It might be slightly off-topic, but it's still the very first thing I thought of when I saw this post title.

[–]BoojiBoy 2 points3 points ago

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Nice work, but you definitely need some Clint Eastwood in there. Dollars Trilogy for sure, but Dirty Harry would also be cool.

[–]NeddieSeagoon 3 points4 points ago

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I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six zaps or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself...

[–]likwitsnake 2 points3 points ago

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Probably too late for any exposure, but:

You know that film (Dr.No) has one of the most badass lines I've ever heard delivered.

After an enemy reaches for his gun and draws a blank, Connery responds with:

"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six."

Then shoots him twice.

[–]MtHammer 1 point2 points ago

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I was sure I'd be the first one in here to make this quote. I should have known better.

Oh well, it's still an incredibly bad-ass line.

[–]IplaywithmypNES 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, you posted the gallery of this last night, and I was sad when it suddenly got deleted. Glad to see you posted it again.

Not a rabid fan of Boondock Saints, but that one is especially well done.

[–]bustedtacostand 2 points3 points ago

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All I hear right now in my head is kacliiing kacliiing. Man I loved the sound that stupid zapper made. Drove my mom crazy though.

[–]leHCD 2 points3 points ago

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Don't suppose you're taking requests, are you? I'd love to see a Taxi Driver one...

[–]NullPoint84[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm always open to suggestions.

[–]leHCD 2 points3 points ago

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In which case... Is that angle suitable for shopping? I don't know what source images of Zappers you have.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 19 points20 points ago*

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[–]leHCD 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty quick turnaround, great job! I only wish I had more upvotes to give.

[–]jivard_esq 2 points3 points ago

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"Ah, Mish Pusshy, meet my weapon of choice. A Zhappa"

-Sean Connery

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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These are great, may I make a request?

[–]NullPoint84[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I think this one was the hardest I've done so far, simply because Mama Fratelli's hand is so fat.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You've awesome, its like 2 of my most favorite childhood things came together and made a baby. You're kinda like the pimp that put it together. And Mama Fratelli was the john.

[–]makis 1 point2 points ago

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I second this one!

[–]Sebulbasaur 2 points3 points ago

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Request: Han and Greedo

[–]NullPoint84[S] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]centigrade100 2 points3 points ago

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Can you do that famous Malcolm X picture? Not a movie, but still, it'd be awesome! (http://missrosen.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/malcolmx.jpg)

[–]bahawkid 2 points3 points ago

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[–]stabinthedark 4 points5 points ago

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Goals are important.

[–]spriggig 6 points7 points ago

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How about nerf guns?

[–]NullPoint84[S] 31 points32 points ago

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actually i just did this, which i think is pretty close.

[–]UnidentifiedNoirette 3 points4 points ago

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Oooh! How abt replacing one of the bazookas in Saving Private Ryan with one of those HUGE Super Soakers??

[–]sipsyrup 0 points1 point ago

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Or an ultimator

[–]fylleg 4 points5 points ago

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Reporting sir

http://imgur.com/1LEHm

[–]sipsyrup 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, awesome.

[–]UnidentifiedNoirette 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing. Might I suggestion this image as well?

[–]Reddevil313 3 points4 points ago*

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Stranger: So what do you do?

OP: I replace guns in movie stills with Nintendo Zappers.

Stranger:..... Uh, does it pay well?

OP:.............

[–]NullPoint84[S] 22 points23 points ago

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it's my night job. i'm like a Photoshop Batman.

[–]btraina 4 points5 points ago

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Hell... if you enjoy what you are doing, pay doesn't matter.

Plus you are getting mad reddit karma.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Karma = pay

[–]Halpert 5 points6 points ago

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Is the username I_REPLACE_GUNS_IN_MOVIE_STILLS_WITH_NINTENDO_ZAPPERS still up for grabs?

[–]theramennoodle 1 point2 points ago

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Bond has never looked more fearsome

[–]FarmerArthurHoggett 3 points4 points ago

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That'll do, Bond.....James Bond. That'll do.

[–]Hannibal_Lecter_ 1 point2 points ago

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Nice talent!

[–]fauxromanou 1 point2 points ago

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Do you take the pictures of the guns at the right angles yourself?

[–]GroinSniper 1 point2 points ago

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You sir are a genius!

[–]aristotleschild 1 point2 points ago

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WE DEMAND HAN SOLO

[–]NullPoint84[S] 1 point2 points ago

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he basically already has a zapper!

[–]justdownvote 1 point2 points ago

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I love the Taxi Driver one.

[–]gode1980 1 point2 points ago

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This is a obvious photoshop...

[–]Saturdays 1 point2 points ago

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This is fucking awesome.

[–]TheMrNashville 1 point2 points ago

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If i may make a request, the Hitman video game poster. I know it isnt a movie just seems like it would be pretty cool.

[–]IplaywithmypNES 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like somebody already made an image macro out of your stuff :D

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3ii4/

Saw it in the new submissions just now.

[–]ZeroOneThree 1 point2 points ago*

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Reminds me of when they replaced all the guns in south park with walkie talkies, Nintendo Zappers definitely would have been better lol

Edit: Clip (Jump to 1:50)

[–]kmillns 9 points10 points ago

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That was an E.T. reference with the walkie talkie replacement.

I'm constantly impressed by the references South Park manages to put in their episodes.

[–]ZeroOneThree 0 points1 point ago

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Wow... just wow. It's funny as a bit in South Park and I could see it in The Onion, but this actually happened? That's just sad.

[–]kmillns 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Loborin 0 points1 point ago

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That is Amazing...

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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I remember seeing that episode when it first aired. I watched it with a few friends and immediately realized it was a reference to They Live. It was hysterical but I later had to admit to watching and enjoying They Live.

[–]TeAmEdWaRd69 1 point2 points ago

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Um, They Live is a classic. Why would you be hesitant to spread the word about anything John Carpenter has ever made?

[–]that1otherdude 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard at the Scarface one. My friend did something simular to this.

[–]frogmaster1337 0 points1 point ago

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But in retrospect i ask "Why!"

[–]windsostrange 0 points1 point ago

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Clever and well-done. Much love!

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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Those are weird looking walkie talkies...

[–]PompousApostate 0 points1 point ago

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"He should've ducked"

[–]TheMerchandise 0 points1 point ago

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you're not altering history; you're improving it.

[–]JustGreg 0 points1 point ago

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There is no cord!

[–]Hellsbagels 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see the entire opening scene of Saving Private Ryan with all guns with zappers/any kind of other gaming gun.

[–]darkbulb 0 points1 point ago

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I actually prefer the Power Glove. Because it's so bad.

[–]al0newestand 0 points1 point ago

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There ah thingsh you jusht dohn't do. Dahnt lishun to The Beatlsh wauthaut ea'maughs. Dahnt play Duck Hunt with th' gun directly preshed into tha shcreen.

[–]themomanon 0 points1 point ago

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Great work, but doesn't this belong in AMA?

[–]NullPoint84[S] 0 points1 point ago

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if I decide to do an actual AMA, i'll put it there.

[–]themomanon 1 point2 points ago

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sorry, I should have put a /sarcasm at the end there. Just, you know, to piggyback off the complaint on the front page about how nobody A's anything in AMAs... for, like... karma or something...

But seriously, great work. I did the super-happy-rage-face when I saw the Pulp Fiction one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The Godfather, please!

[–]makis 0 points1 point ago

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I second this one!

[–]leftsideright 0 points1 point ago

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Can you do one for Equilibrium?

[–]ravewickly 0 points1 point ago

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Can you please do Star Wars with Luke and Han running away from the storm troopers in episode 4?

[–]patrickaaron 0 points1 point ago

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I've been murking ducks and hopelessly shooting the laughing doggy for damn near 20 years with that pistolo.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 0 points1 point ago

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[–]camerenisonfire 0 points1 point ago

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You sir or madame, are silly.

[–]certahigh 0 points1 point ago

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....how in the hell did the Nintendo Zapper work anyways??

[–]NullPoint84[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It is basically just a light sensor. When you pull the trigger, the valid targets on the screen flash white, and the gun detects whether it's pointed at a white light. I'm not sure how it knows which target you aimed at, but I have heard it is possible to cheat by aiming the gun at a bright source of light.

[–]bradengelmann 1 point2 points ago

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FYI it only works on CRT TVs. Stinks since I still like pulling out Hogan's Alley maybe once a year and now I have to set up the NES with an old TV in an unused room. Wild Gunman is pretty good too. Hogan's Alley rocks though.

[–]EvilHom3r 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NullPoint84[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I liked the obvious toy look of the remake. I didn't want it to look at all like a real gun.

[–]Doakungfu 0 points1 point ago

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I love you.

[–]Lonelan 0 points1 point ago

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Freeze, Dogfinger. You'll never take over Fort Knox.

[–]peppergrowtall 0 points1 point ago

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do one with john travolta and sam jackson when their in dudes apartment getting ready to jack him up and take back the briefcase after they eat his big kahuna burger and wash it down with his tasty beverage, sprite btw

[–]ach9552 0 points1 point ago

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not sure if this one is possible? (Scarface)

[–]ibetyouarefat 0 points1 point ago

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Are these available in high-res? I would love to put these mother fuckers on my wall!

[–]CountsNostalgicPosts 0 points1 point ago

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Number of nostalgic posts: 38

[–]nova20 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect shot. I like how Sean is looking down at it like "what the bloody hell is this?"

[–]planetmatt 0 points1 point ago

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Ok great, but now put Sean Connery into Duck Hunt.

[–]florre 0 points1 point ago

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I love these. Can you make poster versions? I want to print these on A3 and hang them in my house.

[–]NullPoint84[S] 0 points1 point ago

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i'll probably end up doing some hires versions at some point.

[–]Luke_Banks 0 points1 point ago

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Well, somebody has to do it.

[–]Phatnoir 0 points1 point ago

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GOLD....FINGER!!!! He's the man..... the man with the golden gun!

[–]jalepenocheddar 0 points1 point ago

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You need to get your own nintendo zapper and start matching angles and lighting on it, and get on some legit shit.

[–]jakersbossman -3 points-2 points ago

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Cool story, bro.

[–]Ramphastid -1 points0 points ago

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Dammit, Spielberg...

[–]SheriffJWPepper -1 points0 points ago

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Can you make one of me?

[–]chazmotic -5 points-4 points ago

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That's, uh...that's what you do, huh, man? If someone snuck in and killed you right now with a Nerf bat would you say, "My life has meaning!"

[–]zynthalay 0 points1 point ago

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Moreso than the kind of person who goes about committing Nerf bat murders.

[–]chazmotic 0 points1 point ago

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Touche.

[–]jalepenocheddar -2 points-1 points ago

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You need to get your own nintendo zapper and start matching angles and lighting on it, and get on some legit shit.

[–]jalepenocheddar -2 points-1 points ago

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You need to get your own Nintendo zapper and start matching angles and lighting on it. Legit.

[–]jalepenocheddar -2 points-1 points ago

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You need to get your own Nintendo zapper and start matching angles and lighting on it.