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[–]whitey34 6 points7 points ago

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Rule number one of minecraft: Don't dig straight down.

[–]hymen_destroyer 0 points1 point ago

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When I start in on a new world, this just seems like the best way to get some easy ore. I don't care about falling into lava because I don't really have anything I would be pissed about losing. Not a bad strategy if you play for five minutes and already have a bunch of redstone

[–]Delica 3 points4 points ago

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T-rex would suck at shoveling with those weak little puny arms. Thanks for the mental image

[–]Snowsickle 1 point2 points ago

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It's too bad; they could have made excellent archaeologists.

[–]cViolab 0 points1 point ago

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Seems legit to me.

[–]mershed_perderders 0 points1 point ago

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sadly, under most rocks there are no helmets.

[–]Pedro471 0 points1 point ago

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Is this an actual sign hanging at the Creation Museum?

[–]zacwest 0 points1 point ago

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[–]40kfreak 0 points1 point ago

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Just like the Bible says.

[–]jesus_lil_stinkr 3 points4 points ago

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Deutoriticus Chapter 3, Verse 8-12 "And low, God saw the fruits of his labor being consumed by the tyrants of land, bearing the skin of a snake and the teeth of a lion. He looked upon these beasts and proclaimed that no more shall they deprive his people of the earth which he has provided. God lay upon his land famine, and all the great beasts of wrath were laid bare upon his will. In defiance, they strove to up-heave the land and find reprieve within the soil. In this folly they were struck down, to be buried in the earth and lay as a reminder to God's people of the power of our Lord's will."

[–]Entice 4 points5 points ago

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I googled that, and in frustration tried to eliminate words and re-searched till I realized it was fake. ಠ_ಠ

[–]jesus_lil_stinkr 0 points1 point ago

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...sorry, hope i didn't waste too much of your time :)

[–]HaveSomeVictoryGin 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah cause Christians are stupid!

[–]40kfreak -3 points-2 points ago

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Shut up.