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[–]lhmatt 8 points9 points ago

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What episode is this from?

[–]norwegianatheist 0 points1 point ago

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Did I miss this somehow? I've watched all the episodes. shrugs

[–]thejehosephat 0 points1 point ago

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I think it was removed from broadcast, but included in the dvd release.. or something

[–]South_Park_Did_It 9 points10 points ago

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Cartman: It makes perfect sense, okay, run with me on this. If you eat food, you crap out your butt, right?

Kyle: Yeah?

Cartman: Okay, now keep with me here, it gets a little complicated. If you eat food and crap out your butt, then maybe if you stuck food up your butt, you would crap out your mouth.

[Long silence]

Cartman: Mm?

Kyle: Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said! This week

[–]openzeus 0 points1 point ago

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Haha is that from the newest episode? I've never seen this before.

[–]Zarigis 0 points1 point ago

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He's clearly a chuwero.

[–]Khydaris 0 points1 point ago

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This part always gets cut on TV (ooohhh, soo nasty). Its from season 3 or 4 I think. Never laughed so hard watching Family Guy.

[–]MasCapital 0 points1 point ago

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Quit talking shit!