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[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 10 points11 points ago

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The best way to deal with that would be by posting it online so other people suffer too. Then your sleep won't be subnormal anymore.

[–]Flea0[S] 9 points10 points ago

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I feel no regret nor guilt.

[–]jackcatalyst 2 points3 points ago

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You should.

[–]MoarVespenegas 1 point2 points ago

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You know what I don't feel? Sanity.
Thanks for that.

[–]PsychoWolf 11 points12 points ago

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the man-julia looks like jim carry

[–]Geno42 20 points21 points ago

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[–]surfnaked 8 points9 points ago

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Clever girl(s). I think Julia has more teeth than the raptor. Bigger too.

[–]BobbyD84 5 points6 points ago

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Come to daddy! Come to dadd-y!

[–]MrChulo 0 points1 point ago

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Aphex Twins has by far the best creepy music videos I've seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0

[–]xibbie 1 point2 points ago

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Aphex Twin

Sidenote: goin to see him perform live tonight :)

[–]roodninja 4 points5 points ago*

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I've always thought that she had a puppet like mouth. Where it splits her head in two when she opens it all the way.

[–]PartyOnAlec 10 points11 points ago

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Just now realizing that Julia Roberts looks like Daniel Tosh in drag.

[–]Linelor 1 point2 points ago

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You are correct, sir.

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[–]falconx3 1 point2 points ago

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You are a very cruel person.

[–]TheAwesomeinator 0 points1 point ago

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But effective.

[–]dubstephipster 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone else have trouble looking away from this?

[–]crowjr 5 points6 points ago

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Did it sound like this?

http://belching.ytmnd.com/

[–]ThisOpenFist 3 points4 points ago

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[–]HaydenIsNeato 0 points1 point ago

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How did this not scare the shit out of me? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

[–]summerkc 5 points6 points ago

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Damn, you could probably stuff 4 dicks at once in her mouth.

[–]TheMeatball 1 point2 points ago

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Because of you, I just thought about the mechanics of angling 4 dicks into one mouth.

Goddamnit it.

[–]Linktank 1 point2 points ago

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more details about the dream!

[–]Flea0[S] 0 points1 point ago

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friends and family members with the same expression. shudder

[–]frattyfrattybrobro 1 point2 points ago

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cant....stop.....laughing

[–]useless-erics 1 point2 points ago

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yeah some reason...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck is the from? This gif and spoofs of it have been circulating for ages, but I still have no clue what this is from or what is going on.

[–]rxninja 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about you, but this is what came to mind for me.

/shudder

[–]rockrib 0 points1 point ago

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and now, so will I. Thanks.

[–]MisterPeach 0 points1 point ago

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...Fuck that shit.

[–]nexuapex 0 points1 point ago

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I can see two good reasons.

[–]CptnSmash 0 points1 point ago

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I keep watching, waiting for one of them to blink, yet knowing it will never happen.

[–]Always_Upvotes_Cats 0 points1 point ago

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I can't imagine why

[–]realfinkployd 0 points1 point ago

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Black Hole Sun was a freaky video

(I know that isn't it)

[–]A_Soft_Narwhal 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason? I think I found the reason...

[–]darkbridge 0 points1 point ago

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nope nope

[–]Vinura 0 points1 point ago

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Dude looks like the Joker. The classic Joker.

[–]AverageHero 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in your face.

[–]kizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit...was not expecting that.

[–]Desomerbob 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like they are trying to eat each others faces.

[–]bpoag 0 points1 point ago

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You had a nightmare because Julia Roberts has a mouth like a goddamn Muppet.

[–]SixStringSamauri[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think it was for some reason, I think it was for a very specific reason- that gif is disturbing as fuck.

[–]solid7 0 points1 point ago

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quick someone splice ozzy in there.

[–]grensley 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nightmares are fun.

Have some more.

[–]Zyenoz 0 points1 point ago

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Does Julia Roberts face on a man look like Daniel Tosh or is it just me?

[–]noyhcaT 0 points1 point ago

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It's like a documentary on an orangutan mating ritual.

[–]incorrect_fact 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, didn't want to sleep tonight anyhow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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make worms come out of the girls mouth. make tentacles come out the guy's mouth. and do it realistically, not with a crappy pen tool. that way, everyone can see what i see.

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[–]Itsjustmath 2 points3 points ago

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Her large mouth could engulf my whole head!

[–]beefyflaps 2 points3 points ago

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It could engulf my whole head too, if you know what i mean.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I CAN'T UNSEE THAT!!!!!

[–]percolater -1 points0 points ago

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This was all that I could see. shudders