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My girlfriend was bored today so she drew this (3.bp.blogspot.com)

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[–]theghostofme 148 points149 points ago

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Considering the site this is posted on (thefrogman.me), is just a random spattering of other funny pictures from Reddit and the internet, the chances that the OP knows who drew this are pretty slim.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]alexdoo 6 points7 points ago

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This produced RL-LOLs

[–]brokestbenjamin 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks for the update. Do you have a Twitter feed I can not subscribe to?

[–]alexdoo 2 points3 points ago

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Nope, this is mandatory for all humans.

[–]skare44 5 points6 points ago

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Hey its free karma! GF or not, Forever Alone i'm thinking!

[–]fishbulbx 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps there's an army of accounts calling out each other's fake posts for double karma? Here is gorie calling bull shit on another post.

[–]gorie[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I went to thefrogman.me but could not find this drawing anywhere or maybe I misinterpreted your comment..

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago*

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Looks like the site owner deleted the entry after calling him out for blogspamming here on Reddit. It was posted between these two entries earlier today.

EDIT: Oh, and I wasn't necessarily aiming my annoyance at you. Right before I saw this submission, I had seen that thefrogman dude had been posting a lot to his blog on Reddit, and shit like that annoys the fuck out of me, especially when they try to act like they aren't doing it for the page views.

[–]afilthywhore 174 points175 points ago

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your girlfriend, or you?

[–]fr3aksome 324 points325 points ago

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Maybe he's talking about his drawing hand.

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[–]glory_troll 91 points92 points ago

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Stop it.

[–]SamuraiSevens 18 points19 points ago

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you forgot the part about the babysitter ending up like this

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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oh, how much my life would improve if my dick were invisible...

[–]superfusion1 -1 points0 points ago

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cock block... visibility

[–]mtheoryx 2 points3 points ago

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The fact that you just started masturbating at the time of that movie let's me now call you "kid" and also tell you to "get off my lawn."

[–]lollysheep 1 point2 points ago

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awwkward is right.

[–]listos 1 point2 points ago

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Why dont you have a seat over there?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Haven't seen you in a couple of days. But oh, how i missed you!

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails -1 points0 points ago

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At 8 I where more concerned in playing Pokemon than playing With myself.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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wow, it's a really crappy imitation of that account that used to write irrelevant messed up anecdotes as comment responses. congrats on your originality and your talent!

[–]oananbr 1 point2 points ago

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"aw yeah fuck yeah, draw that shit.. fuck yeah so hot.. ah fuck.. yeah, a fine line.. yeah.. "

[–]DjMonkeydo 5 points6 points ago

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Predictable Reddit response #032

[–]SkaKri 0 points1 point ago

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Check the nails...

[–]youngceb 0 points1 point ago

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im not a fuckin hands experted with an expensive Ph.D but for me it looks like a gentleman hand who doesnt cut the nails too often and eat a lot of cheetos

edit: TIL

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

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She wants a baby - watch out!

[–]oananbr 4 points5 points ago

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You better crack her pen before she cracks yours, if you know what I mean

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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this is the exact same thing I thought haha.

[–]zarbob 14 points15 points ago

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So if you say your girlfriend did it you get more karma ?

[–]invalid_truths 11 points12 points ago

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like the guy with the girlfriend is going to be answering questions from someone like you. come on!

[–]glory_troll 21 points22 points ago

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I like it. Even if you did draw it.

[–]Estoye 5 points6 points ago

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As a 40-year old with a mortgage and a newborn, I have to say, I miss the hell out of boredom.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Zero_Talent 9 points10 points ago

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I SEE MANHANDS!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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She's got skills.

Unfortunately she also has baby fever.

[–]Soor 1 point2 points ago

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She is telling you she wants to have a child.

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points ago

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THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Short_stuff 44 points45 points ago

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Is now the time to request pictures of her breasts?

[–]Solnai 51 points52 points ago

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It's always that time.

[–]stillalone 6 points7 points ago

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What if she's already showing us her breasts?

[–]wrb357 26 points27 points ago

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REQUEST MORE BREASTS

[–]trbleclef 6 points7 points ago

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REQUEASTS

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 2 points3 points ago

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Total Recall.

[–]evileddy 2 points3 points ago

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DELIVERED

[–]tortus 9 points10 points ago

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this joke isn't old at all

[–]DidntGetYourJoke 20 points21 points ago

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The "joke" was never intended to be funny and was instead supposed to get people to stop finding excuses to let reddit know the irrelevant fact that they had a girlfriend, and hopefully embarrass them enough that they would stop thinking having a girlfriend made them special

Sadly it didn't work ಠ_ಠ

Point is, it's not a 'funny haha' joke and therefore doesn't really get 'old'

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 28 points29 points ago

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HEY LOOK EVERYBODY THIS GUY THINKS THE JOKE IS OLD!!

[–]tortus 3 points4 points ago

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my girlfriend thinks it's old too.

[–]eye_see_a_pun -3 points-2 points ago

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OLD JOKE ISN'T OLD!!

[–]expectingrain 8 points9 points ago

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Great but her character development is somewhat two dimensional.

[–]gorie[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. The title of this drawing is actually The Adventures of the Two Dimensional Man in a 3D World. Maybe if she has more, I'll put it up.

[–]expectingrain 0 points1 point ago

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Just think, the 2D man has no conception of the third dimension. It's only theory to him. Kind of the way we look at a 4th dimension.

[–]ti83 5 points6 points ago

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Dude, she's telling you she is pregnant!

[–]spacekillers 2 points3 points ago

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Very creative!

[–]aquarin 2 points3 points ago

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He has a girlfriend...

[–]Hannibal_Lecter_ 2 points3 points ago

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Clever girl.

[–]Bonobofun 2 points3 points ago

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If watched in reverse... that paper eats a little guy...even though he puts up a good fight.

[–]tragik007 7 points8 points ago

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Your girlfriend is awesome.

You should see what she draws for me.

[–]darkangelx 1 point2 points ago

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She draws for you? It's what she does with her tongue for me that impresses me.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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This.

[–]ew73 7 points8 points ago

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JENNIFER LOPEZ!

[–]Scopitone 6 points7 points ago

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Send her to Hogwarts.

[–]floorplanner 2 points3 points ago

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That's really adorable.

[–]Liverotto 3 points4 points ago

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My girlfriend says your girlfriend is a dirty whore who has seen too many goatse websites.

[–]underverbed 10 points11 points ago

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Why is she bored? You're not doing your job to entertain her.

[–]grasspopper 1 point2 points ago

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she even drew those lines!
keeper!

[–]tsunami_timothy 1 point2 points ago

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when females are bored, they dont fap? inconfuckincievable!!!

[–]SGT_756 1 point2 points ago

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Es bien

[–]gonzal61 0 points1 point ago

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Me gusta

[–]rebuilt 1 point2 points ago

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Hey! That's how babies are made.

[–]aquowf 1 point2 points ago

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this needs to be a flip book.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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JUMP TIMMY!!

[–]D00x 1 point2 points ago

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Thought that was a uterus for a second.

[–]CyrusKain 1 point2 points ago

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He doesn't read between the lines... He fleed between the lines.

[–]enerener 1 point2 points ago

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I like it, very creative!

[–]Graviteh 1 point2 points ago

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D'awwwww :3

[–]spazberryjam 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, neat! Who cares if he lied about having a girlfriend, or even lied that the potentially-mythical girlfriend had anything to do with it... I got to see it and that makes me happy :)

[–]OriginalKaveman 1 point2 points ago

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thats genius. Now burn the bastard for trying to escape.

[–]moogull 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry, but how does this have over a thousand hits?

[–]king_of_pancakes -1 points0 points ago

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I asked the same question. The only way we will put an end to these grating "look what my x did" type posts is to downvote them.

[–]BigManlyBeastGirl 1 point2 points ago

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Creations like this renew my appreciation for other humans.

[–]cat_tastrophe 1 point2 points ago

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did this remind anyone else of the Doug opening theme?

[–]Vesuvias 1 point2 points ago

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Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

[–]piggnutt 3 points4 points ago

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Go fuck yourself, OP karma whore. This mildly amusing picture is from another site, and your "girlfriend" had nothing to do with it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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what site?

[–]shannonmiller 5 points6 points ago

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cute! 'ᴥ'

[–]smel_bert 4 points5 points ago

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HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT FACE?

[–]like_en 9 points10 points ago

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You copy/paste from this post.

[–]mydearwatson616 4 points5 points ago

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ᴥ - very small drunk octopus wants to fight

[–]ex_ample 0 points1 point ago

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There needs to be a site that lets you paste text and tell you what unicode characters you're looking at.

[–]shannonmiller 0 points1 point ago

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I found it under Microsoft Word when perusing the symbols for a +/- sign. I saw it and immediately thought it looked like a puppy. I originally was going to do ᴥ^ , but it didn't look right in Verdana font.

Anyways, the symbol is under "Phonetic Extensions," and the character code is 1D25.

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[–]mrcassette 1 point2 points ago

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meat?

[–]badforman 1 point2 points ago

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Rad

[–]someone-somewhere 1 point2 points ago

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Be careful, it seems like her subconscious wants children really bad.

[–]TheSandman13 1 point2 points ago

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childbirth?

[–]reddKidney 1 point2 points ago

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does every one of these have to say "i was bored today so...". Every time i hear this i just assume that it was actually months in the making.

[–]noisesmith 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted for having a girlfriend.

[–]dunkleheit 1 point2 points ago

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It's a metaphor for her desire to break free from the confines of your relationship

[–]sofuckingsuave 1 point2 points ago

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Lacking in authenticity & homosexually inclined.

[–]Czulander 1 point2 points ago

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Pics of you, your gf and video evidence of your relationship.

[–]DevinDomino -1 points0 points ago

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I think I'm in love with your girlfriend...or at least her art haha

[–]AtomicDog1471 2 points3 points ago

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Was about to upvote the nice drawing, then I saw "My girlfriend..." so had to downvote instead.

[–]mad_disciple 2 points3 points ago

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I like this but downvoted the title. I don't want to know that your gf drew it or was bored, but the picture is cool.

[–]atm_snowball 1 point2 points ago

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I'll be frank here and say for everyone else that we'd much rather see a pic of your "girlfriend" more than any dumb picture she drew, preferably smiling with her teets lot and beaver spread wide, thanks mate.

[–]25thinfantry 0 points1 point ago

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Mm, very postmodern. *nods

[–]cerealwithafork 0 points1 point ago

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jurassic park

[–]gnarlykarly 0 points1 point ago

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I think what she really wants is a baby. Better get to work on that.

[–]motteandbailey 0 points1 point ago

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Disregard females; acquire Monet.

[–]LeMeowman 1 point2 points ago

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Monetmonetmonetmonetmoney?

[–]mrcassette 0 points1 point ago

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make her you wife...

[–]hiphophippopotamus 1 point2 points ago

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Me tarzan, you wife.

[–]nmezib 0 points1 point ago

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Your girlfriend is pregnant.

[–]itsprobablytrue 0 points1 point ago

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WTF kind of awesome witchcraft is this

[–]t_roll 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to see what she draws when she's not bored.

[–]Nogarder 0 points1 point ago

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Man ..she wants a baby...just think it about

[–]hellointernet81 0 points1 point ago

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TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO SWITCH BACK TO MASSENGILL FOR ME

[–]Balaburner 0 points1 point ago

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K.I.S.S = keep it stupid simple. Awesome.

[–]yooshi 0 points1 point ago

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it's fuckin' great!

[–]TheKingOfLimbs 0 points1 point ago

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If the little dude had a ring girl, he wouldn't have to struggle with the ropes himself.

[–]GoatBased 0 points1 point ago

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I think she wants you to put a baby in her.

[–]Zf1987 0 points1 point ago

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Whether your hand or your girlfriend, that made me smile :)

[–]kenkus 0 points1 point ago

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It works both ways climbing out, and jumping into the paper.

[–]quasidor 0 points1 point ago

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Genious.

[–]gurucingh 0 points1 point ago

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when people have food, clothing and shelter supplemented with uninterrupted power and water supply, they get creative and/or productive.

[–]missuscori 0 points1 point ago

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:D !

[–]darthluke 0 points1 point ago

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This is too cute!

[–]FattestWombat 0 points1 point ago

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This is like a representation of what it's like to have a good poo.

[–]comox 0 points1 point ago

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Already expressed by OPs. She wants a baby. Fuck her now. Fill her with your super sperm. Make her pregnant. Do it now!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Marriage material

[–]d4ve 0 points1 point ago

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did the paper just give birth?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like someone wanting to say she is pregnant. Lacking r/gonewild pictures of OP and said girlfriend I call it bullshit.

[–]hopefullyvalid 0 points1 point ago

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Very good, but I prefer when the 4th wall isn't broken.

[–]Cloukyo 0 points1 point ago

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So why didn't she post this?

[–]junitrecords 0 points1 point ago

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She wants to have your babies.

[–]mridlen 0 points1 point ago

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http://xkcd.com/684/

[–]dsfox[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Can she draw when she's not bored?

[–]king_of_pancakes 0 points1 point ago

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Its a cool piece. Shame you titled it the way you did, as the title identifies it as just another irritating "look at what my blah blah did"

[–]hereitcomeswaitforit 0 points1 point ago

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i don't understand. did the page poop or give birth to the little piece of paper?

[–]ronintetsuro 0 points1 point ago

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The story of the human condition.

[–]KBR21790 0 points1 point ago

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awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Giving birth to a character?

[–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

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its a sign:

she wants a baby with you

quick! run!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted for referencing gf. Why is that necessary? Can't you just say "Hey, look at this neat drawing". Fuckin braggart. And likely fake too.

[–]AlphaHotel_94 1 point2 points ago

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That's pretty clever!

[–]TheKingofLiars 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably fake.

But I wish I had a girlfriend.

No, let me try that again...

This is probably fake.

But I wish I had a friend.

[–]king_of_pancakes 1 point2 points ago

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maybe you would if you weren't king of liars.....Or maybe you have lots of friends, and are lying about it now.... Im in over my head.

It is nice to meet other kings though....

[–]TheKingofLiars 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes, even I don't know.

I hope things are well in your realm, good sir. May the batter ever rise smoothly and the syrup never stop flowing!

[–]king_of_pancakes 0 points1 point ago

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And may you and your people suppress the truth ever more...

[–]TheKingofLiars 1 point2 points ago

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Sincerest thanks. That Assange fellow has been giving us some trouble lately, but we try, one crooked statement at a time.

Crocodiles are mammals and you shouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, as they are fifty percent lead.

[–]king_of_pancakes 1 point2 points ago

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Eat pancakes.

[–]Short_Fuse 0 points1 point ago

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This is a fake, only Bender can bend girders like that.

[–]prick_via_eponymity 0 points1 point ago

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Who gives a shit?

[–]xSnarfx 0 points1 point ago

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This made me think of the giant electrical fence in Jurassic Park.

[–]pjbaldes 0 points1 point ago

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she wants to have a baby.

[–]galo404 -1 points0 points ago

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i came here to say this. you beat me by 46 seconds.

[–]pjbaldes 0 points1 point ago

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looks like I got beat by like 3 hours..

[–]leftmyheartintruckee 0 points1 point ago

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your girlfriend is neat

[–]toothsayer -1 points0 points ago

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More like OP's shithead idea oozing out of his shithead head.

[–]k4rp_nl -4 points-3 points ago

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Did you kick her back into the kitchen?

[–]cllphone09 -1 points0 points ago

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It is dangerous to make your girlfriend bored... I'm just saying....

[–]solgineer -1 points0 points ago

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Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

[–]adaptordie2pointO -1 points0 points ago

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Spare us the GF reference unless you have pic proof.

[–]painordelight -1 points0 points ago

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No she didn't.

[–]Galactica_Actual -1 points0 points ago

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Then she went off and had an affair with someone exciting!

[–]lonefox -4 points-3 points ago

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Why do girls always do such cute things?

[–]dartmajor -2 points-1 points ago

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that's pretty cool

[–]Tighten_Up -2 points-1 points ago

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Either she thought of harold and the purple crayon....or she wants a baby!

[–]sophrosyne -2 points-1 points ago

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Then what happens?

[–]big_dirt -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey, my girlfriend saw your post and showed it to me. This is actually my girlfriend writing this comment, she likes to use my account. She's super hot, and we do everything together. Except she's writing this comment. She's so funny like that!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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She's not bored when I hand out with her.

NB. by 'hang out with' I mean fuck.

[–]OGrilla -2 points-1 points ago

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So board she must hav ben random man craz ygf there LOL u mus b proud

Fuck you and your stupid ass post. Not funny. Not cool. Not original. Not your girlfriend.

[–]mawla -3 points-2 points ago

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You need to put a ring on her finger. Now.

[–]polluteconversation 2 points3 points ago

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Her mannish, thick, sausage-like finger.

[–]Trashism -3 points-2 points ago

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WOW SHE IS SO NOT TALENTED

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