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[–]aescnt 4 points5 points ago

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I never really understood this joke.

[–]mershed_perderders 41 points42 points ago

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Joke Explained:

The reader/listener of the joke expects the obvious punchline to be "poop" since "poop" is brown and rhymes with "snoop." However, Snoop Dogg, a rapper whose name is often shortened to "Snoop", works semi-regularly with Dr. Dre, a producer and erstwhile rapper whose skin tone is a shade of brown.

The joke is considered funny because the listeners expectations are subverted in favor of a less obvious punchline.

[–]hardwarestore 3 points4 points ago

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Dammit...you beat me by three minutes.

This is why I should refresh before I post.

[–]hardwarestore 7 points8 points ago

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The clear answer would be "poop", as it rhymes with snoop and is brown. However, the correct, and joke answer is Dr. Dre, because Snoop collaborated with Dr. Dre on many albums, such as The Chronic, Doggystyle, The Chronic 2001, and probably more. Snoop and Dr. Dre perform rap music, which normally rhymes. Therefore, because he performs rap songs with snoop, Dr. Dre does indeed rhyme with Snoop.

[–]wrestlegirl 7 points8 points ago

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Dude, even my Grandpa understood that joke when I told it to him.
He's 82.

[–]haddock420 20 points21 points ago

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Why does Snoop Dogg need a condom?

Fo Jizzle.

[–]McSquizzee 9 points10 points ago

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Why does Snoop Dogg need a frying pan? Fo Sizzle.

[–]haddock420 7 points8 points ago

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Why does Snoop Dogg need toilet paper?

Fo Shizzle.

[–]happybadger 23 points24 points ago

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an accountant?

For income tax calculation and maximising his eventual return.

[–]devinedj 1 point2 points ago

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What is Snoop Dogg's favourite part of a steak?

The gristle.

[–]jibbist 2 points3 points ago

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Why do Snoop Dogg like drink cola?

Fo Fizzle.

[–]40000 19 points20 points ago

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I heard this joke maybe 60 years ago.

[–]anarchyrabbit 9 points10 points ago

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AMA Request: Oldest Redditor

[–]HKP 7 points8 points ago

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His username is his age.

[–]mershed_perderders 2 points3 points ago

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Or he just really likes Warhammer.

[–]thugmonkey 1 point2 points ago

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More like AMA time travelling mother fucker!

[–]leftoverusername 1 point2 points ago

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Paw Paw?

[–]ImAJerk 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck, this made me laugh even though that whole situation was one of the most ridiculous things ever..

[–]leftoverusername 1 point2 points ago

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I think its interesting as fuck. When a guy pretends he is his own mayonnaise loving grandfather and talks to himself, everyone pays attention.

think about the crazy shit we're passing in the street every day.

[–]40000 0 points1 point ago

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Older Redditors are out there. I saw a thread for it one time, some years ago.

[–]jimjimgreen 5 points6 points ago

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Lamarr, where's my Harper's?

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 0 points1 point ago

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I never really liked the character of Brother Mouzone. I mean, it was cool to see a badass in a bow tie and breaking all the stereotypes but it just seemed so blatant for such a deliberate and thoughtful show.

[–]Alifaruq 17 points18 points ago

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Lmao! The guy who is standing next to him, that's his job.

[–]SniperTooL 36 points37 points ago

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Probably gets paid a lot more than you to do it, too.

[–]YourMomSaidHi 1 point2 points ago

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Snoop cannot fold his arms if he is holding an umbrella. That's the origin of this job opportunity.

[–]reckoner23 5 points6 points ago

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Snoop is also a ravens fan!

[–]attackofthesuck 7 points8 points ago*

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No I think he's more of a bandwagon fan

[–]drivefaster 2 points3 points ago

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He does what he has to do to get paid.

[–]Eminence120 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NickVenture 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pgup9 5 points6 points ago

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I didn't know my grandfather's fishing hat was such a trend in the ghetto

[–]NickVenture 1 point2 points ago

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You think Snoop Dogg lives in the ghetto? lol

[–]HowLameIsThisPost 1 point2 points ago

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Extremely.

[–]Tarkaan 3 points4 points ago

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How does Snoop Dogg get his shirts so white?

BLEEACH!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Bleeotch ! ! FTFY

[–]sireatalot 0 points1 point ago

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I'm white and European, and what is this?

[–]SolarClipz 0 points1 point ago

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Always perfect timing, I just happened to be listening to Snoop.

[–]ThaBigSKi 0 points1 point ago

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What did 50 cents grandmother say when she saw him knitting a scarf?

G-Unit?!

[–]voice_of_youth 0 points1 point ago

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One of my friends in high school used to set up this joke, and when someone would inevitably roll their eyes and tiredly say,

"Fo' drizzle,"

he'd put on an appalled face and tone and say "Why, in case it should rain!"

...it's possible you'd have to had been there.

[–]hb_alien 0 points1 point ago

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Where does one find a two headed butler?

[–]OuchLOLcom 0 points1 point ago

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That was a funny joke in 2004!!

[–]MasCapital 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to be something about raining cats and dogs. Still, I was not disappoint.

[–]essendoubleop 0 points1 point ago

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Word.

[–]youdneverbelieveit 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]princessdandylumpkin 0 points1 point ago

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snoop just loves that rihanna song

[–]mflux 0 points1 point ago

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That hat is adorable.

[–]OfficerMudkip 0 points1 point ago

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2003, I hardly knew ye!

[–]Airazz 0 points1 point ago

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Better question is, why does he wear a retard's hat?

[–]zefen 0 points1 point ago

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So... where's the Executive umbrella guy's umbrella guy?

[–]parmajohn 0 points1 point ago

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yeah ravens

[–]zserf 0 points1 point ago

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What does Snoop Dog use to keep his whites white?

Ble-ach.

[–]thegreatcatsby -1 points0 points ago

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This made me entirely too happy! It's my favorite terrible joke of all time.

[–]michaelshow -1 points0 points ago

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Judging by the outfits alone, it looks like it should be the other way around - snoop should be holding it for the man in the suit.

[–]speedycat -1 points0 points ago

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Fo drizzle on my nizzle

[–]ISeeBatteries -1 points0 points ago

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Honestly, this picture works better without the text, just because everyone knows the joke.

[–]Solnai -1 points0 points ago

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My Nizzle.

[–]thepaganapostle -1 points0 points ago

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Answering the inane remark "oh look, it's raining" with "fo'drizzle" has actually gotten me a date before.

[–]ruckuslol -1 points0 points ago

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This joke brought back memories.

[–]Gswansso -1 points0 points ago

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old joke, great picture haha

[–]Yoonjin90 -1 points0 points ago

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He doesn't want to be as black as the guy next to him.

[–]malakoda -1 points0 points ago

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If snoop dog was a quarry slave, he would fo chisel.

[–]Honey_Baked -1 points0 points ago

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No it's: What is Snoop Dogg's favorite part of the rain? The drizzle.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I was wondering why he needs some guy to hold it for him.

[–]uguysmakemesick -1 points0 points ago

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this is older than larry king.

[–]I0I0I0I -1 points0 points ago

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To get to the other side.

[–]Lavasoup -5 points-4 points ago

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