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[–]Mullinator 54 points55 points ago

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I don't understand why I find this so funny.

[–]PreExRedditor 4 points5 points ago

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for me, because I imagine the 2 hours that occurred in between, and the conversation that must have happened

[–]thesaddestpanda 3 points4 points ago

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Its the cat's facial expression. Its perfect. It looks like the cat's face is saying "WTF I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. THIS IS CRAZY"

[–]devilwriter 20 points21 points ago

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I'm upvoting this for two reasons. 1) it made me laugh in such a stupid way my boyfriend had to come see 2) he then proceeded to read it with a speedy gonzalez accent.

[–]JimmerUK 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know how people are getting confused over this very simple comic.

There are three people involved:

  • Seymour - the black and white cat in the first panel.
  • Seymour's unnamed owner - neighbour of Mrs Krantz.
  • Felix - the ginger cat in the second panel.

The premise is simple. Felix found a watermelon in the sea and wanted to show his friend Seymour. It was such an outlandish scenario that he thought Seymour wouldn't believe him.

When Seymour is discovered with the watermelon, that Felix has left with him, it is assumed by his owner that he has yet again been stealing them from neighbour.

Seymour protests at the accusation, informing his owner of the real story, that Felix found it in the sea.

Alas, his owner does not believe him, possibly due to the fact that Seymour has regularly stolen watermelons in the past.

[–]sk8king 0 points1 point ago

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I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

Excellent delivery.

[–]hereImIs 2 points3 points ago

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This is an entirely plausible situation. Santerias throw melons (not to mention decapitated ducks) into the ocean which then wash up on the shore for cats and children to find and give to their parents as gifts.

[–]cartoon_gun 2 points3 points ago

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Once I lost hold of a watermelon on a ferry and it fell into the Atlantic, so it is entirely possible

[–]PaulaPierce 2 points3 points ago

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You know I always loved cats and now with all these internet cats I am just over the MOON with them! Thanks for posting! Cats and water and stealing and watermelons. My brain is saying "does this cat really steal watermelons?" LOLOL

[–]Beyssac 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand why some people don't upvote themselves...

[–]PaulaPierce 0 points1 point ago

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Cause I don't know how this thing works yet...HA HA!

[–]caramellee 1 point2 points ago

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PaulaPierce I am imagining you as an old lady, maybe knitting some socks, who just discovered reddit. As a result, actual laughter was produced.

[–]PaulaPierce 0 points1 point ago

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I like that image. It is totally inaccurate but I do like cats...

[–]mightbetrolling 9 points10 points ago

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What seymour isnt going to believe is the fact that the watermelon changes colors!

[–]TheJooce 0 points1 point ago

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I sadly came here to say something similar.

[–]huckfinn5891 1 point2 points ago

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Seymour, I don't speak spanish. In ENGLISH please...

[–]mindfuckingyou 1 point2 points ago

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After doing forensic analysis on the watermelon, I can conclude it is not the same watermelon.

[–]sikmike 1 point2 points ago

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why do I love this

[–]CrackHeadRodeo 1 point2 points ago

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Love this!

[–]sltkr 1 point2 points ago

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But that's not even the same watermelon!

[–]lookatyourpost 1 point2 points ago

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So no one here has ever found a watermelon in the ocean? I'm the only one who has ever found one? Wish I took a picture of it... it was 3 years ago.

[–]notmyrealaccountlad 1 point2 points ago

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How can a cat carry a watermelon out of the ocean?

[–]SnoLeopard 1 point2 points ago

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'Tis a repost, but I will allow it anyways, since it made me laugh nevertheless. an upvote for you sir!

[–]Cryptan 3 points4 points ago

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Repost, but this is one of my favs.

[–]zombiebunnie 2 points3 points ago

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More like a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]SnoLeopard 0 points1 point ago

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'Tis most likely, my friend. But alas it made me chuckle, thus I bestowed upon it an upvote.

[–]randoh12 -1 points0 points ago*

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what is a repost ? Your comment?

[–]tobsn -1 points0 points ago

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clearly a different melon. felix found his own melon and seymour is a liar.

wtf saymour.

[–]Alfredo_BE 0 points1 point ago

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Is Seymour a ragdoll cat?

[–]touchcoma 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't I hide from this? Its everywhere.

[–]randoh12 0 points1 point ago

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here are some good points to ponder...

[–]spendy 0 points1 point ago

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i thought felix was a black cat.

[–]fields_g 0 points1 point ago

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Picture of "Felix" has been my work wallpaper for quite a while

[–]Deathgripsugar 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have that bit where the two gangsters are debating the aerodynamics of one gangster's hat?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Way to repackage a 10 year old meme and put it on Reddit and other social media sites in order to gain backlinks to your shit fucking website.

[–]sharpsight2 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ClarenceCW 0 points1 point ago

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Feed me, Seymour!

[–]datantdupaleozoique 0 points1 point ago

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Feed me all night long

[–]PurpleSfinx 1 point2 points ago

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'Cause if you feed me Seymour... I can grow up big and strong!

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

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Totally Baader-Meinhoffed me just there. Saw a production of this a few days ago and was just listening to it in the car.

[–]thisismoustaches 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of favorite things on the internet

[–]sirorangesoda -3 points-2 points ago

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So...they're both named seymour?

[–]sirorangesoda 0 points1 point ago

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lol. shouldn't comment at [8] I guess.

[–]Cryptan 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously? Did you come from youtube too?!

[–]sirorangesoda 0 points1 point ago

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nup

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[–]stacecom 12 points13 points ago

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Yes. Seymour and Felix.

[–]Cryptan 9 points10 points ago

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Jesus, I think we have a youtube leak somewhere.