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[–]LowSociety 14 points15 points ago

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Ron Swanson cat.

[–]Beardplow 1 point2 points ago

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Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

[–]skullydazed 2 points3 points ago

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I worry what you just heard was: give me a lot of bacon and eggs.

[–]sophisticatedasshole 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one seeing the chicken's apologetic face on the left?

[–]Beardplow 0 points1 point ago

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hahahaha! it's filled with regret.

[–]xanton 1 point2 points ago

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Grumpy cat is never pleased.

[–]Saucey 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. At first glance I thought that was a dog.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

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That cat stared the chicken cooked.

..or is it a turkey?

[–]gusisfry 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone else think that this cat looks kind of like Fizzgig?

[–]coolkid1717 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheBigBomma 1 point2 points ago

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THIS ISNT LASAGNA!!!

[–]zslash 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a cat orson welles

[–]fattdweeb 1 point2 points ago

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This cat reminds me of Lord Denethor

[–]sevendarkdays 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Father_Ted_Crilly 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna fuck that chicken.

[–]PartyOnAlec 1 point2 points ago

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Keep fuckin that chicken

[–]RaptorJebus 0 points1 point ago

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soon...soon...

[–]vicktor3 0 points1 point ago

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The lion before he became cowardly.

[–]BobSagetFuckSalt 0 points1 point ago

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Slave! Return this succulent pheasant and bring the Fancy Feast at once!

[–]thismayseemodd 0 points1 point ago

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That chicken isn't fully cooked. Eew.

[–]eclipse1022 0 points1 point ago

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poorly cooked tur-chicken wouldn't please anyone...

[–]cdemps62 0 points1 point ago

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Duck L'Orange?

[–]PartyOnAlec 0 points1 point ago

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"This crude fowl sought to disobey my command. Now...we won't have the same problem, will we?"

[–]Shenanigans42 0 points1 point ago

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ITS FIZZGIG!

[–]ThePurpleSteve 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else see Zach Galifianakis?

[–]Shaolinmunkey 0 points1 point ago

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I am the SunGodCat

[–]radardog 0 points1 point ago

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You know, we hear in history about how ancient Egyptians used to worship cats. I wonder if maybe they were just doing the same thing we do now.

[–]farang 0 points1 point ago

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This prize is worth any bloodshed. But how do I kill the guardians?

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point ago

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Brian Blessed cat wants FRESH HORSE!

[–]icetrey32 0 points1 point ago

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I have a cat exactly like that, i they have that expression ALL the time

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That chicken is NOT done!

[–]TheKidney 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to photoshop this into a gothic throne room/castle setting.

[–]ianinertia 0 points1 point ago

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Simba got BAYAD!

[–]CuriousCatSoAmused 0 points1 point ago*

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Look at that face. He's so damn cute when his angry;)