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[–]mrmaveric 6 points7 points ago*

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Kristen Stewart is adorable when she smiles

Nothing to do with her acting skills. I just thought people should know.

Edit: one more

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I see two pictures of a woodchuck...

[–]mrmaveric 1 point2 points ago

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She can chuck my wood...

[–]cresteh 11 points12 points ago

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Don't care, both mega hot.

[–]smk3200 16 points17 points ago

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i get the joke, but whoever labeled those pictures is a fucking retard... e.g. frusterated looks more like puzzled....confused looks more like thoughtful.... happy and hysterical are like the same fucking thing

[–]orangejillius 27 points28 points ago

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I think you're thinking too much into this, Kristen Stewart.

[–]smk3200 17 points18 points ago

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so insulting. i'm outraged!! and here's a picture to prove it

http://showbiznewsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kristen-stewart.jpg

[–]orangejillius 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha, picture appreciated! Otherwise I wouldn't have understood!

[–]Bbbsccc 2 points3 points ago

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The creator probably doesn't have many social encounters.

[–]MosEisleyCantona 3 points4 points ago

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You should see the movie Speak if you actually want to see something Stewart acted in. (AKA Pre Twilight Era)

[–]pastamasta 3 points4 points ago

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would still bang both

[–]Throwaway_236247 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted. None of the KS pics had her biting her lip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9hKdWbK2Mg

[–]mamurny 0 points1 point ago

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nailed it, made me lol

[–]State_Sen_Clay_Davis 6 points7 points ago

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Kristen Stewart is a better actress than Emma Watson is. Of course she sucks in Twilight. Her character is a fucking retard. Check her out in the Runaways. Not a great movie, but she kills it as Joan Jett. I was surprised and impressed.

So I've never seen Emma in anything but HP, but she is pretty wooden and delivers her lines with mealy mouth in those films. I doubt she'd be very good in anything else. There's a reason she's designing fashion accessories rather than starring on Broadway shows like Daniel Radcliff.

[–]girlface 0 points1 point ago

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mealy mouth

[–]TheCanadian666 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST! Still upvoted though.

[–]raven010 0 points1 point ago

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yeah I've seen this posted a few times, still makes me laugh though, so it still gets my upvote.

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[–]chingao327 0 points1 point ago

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I believe it is known as WHORE. KS probably nailed it as well.

[–]FlickMontana 0 points1 point ago

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Kuleshov Effect...

In action!

[–]Hubris2 0 points1 point ago

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And all of Watson's looks evidently came from the same interview.

[–]tokeyoh 0 points1 point ago

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i would rail the shit out of both of these girls.

[–]avocategory 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly - Stewart has the talent to stay focused on the task at hand no matter how she feels, while Watson is a nonstop unprofessional shit-show.