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[–]revmitcz 39 points40 points ago

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Does it change anything if I have a photo I took a few years back of a topless Stoya with my pet scorpion? http://revmitcz.com/stoyascorp01.jpg

[–]Diallingwand 6 points7 points ago

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Uhhhh, context?

[–]revmitcz 14 points15 points ago

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Not much to tell. We were hanging out at my apartment, and she saw my scorpion in her cage. She'd seen me hold the scorpion in my hand before, and asked if I could take it out of the cage so she could hold it. She got scared about it at first, but said she'd be fine with it crawling on her, if I kept watch.

She's not very fond of clothes (as you may have noticed), and it's a bad idea to have a scorpion near sleeves or shirts that they might crawl under (obvious reasons) - so she either had her shirt off already, or took it off so the scorpion could crawl on her. I honestly don't remember.

So, she laid down on the bed and I put the scorpion on her. She asked me to take a photo cause she thought it looked really cool and... that's pretty much it.

[–]EnderofDragon 17 points18 points ago

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Personally Im more interested in how you ended up chilling with Stoya...

[–]revmitcz 6 points7 points ago

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I used to host an internet TV show, and we had a regular feature we'd do on Fridays where girls from GodsGirls would come on and hang out and play games and interact w/the audience.

Stoya and I got along really well when she came on, so she came back w/them regularly, and sometimes just by herself. She was new in town, needed a friend, and we got along well. We're still friends, but I don't see her as nearly as often (she doesn't live around here anymore - and she's SUPER busy now).

That being said, when she's in town and has a spare few hours, we'll usually hang out and swap weird stories.

I think that's why she became such a phenomena - she's a down to earth intelligent chick, goofy, fun, and doesn't pretend to be be above people.

[–]EnderofDragon 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome. You should see if you can get her to do a AMA. Also I am incredibly jealous that you got paid to hang out with porn stars.

[–]revmitcz 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't get paid. But, I have a few pornstar friends. Helps that I've designed porn sites on and off for the past 10+ years ;)

I'll see if she wants to do an AMA, though.

[–]EnderofDragon 1 point2 points ago

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you do realize that posting naked pictures of porn stars with the reddit alien is a recipe for infinite karma, right?

[–]revmitcz 0 points1 point ago

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I actually didn't know that. I'm forced to wonder if it counts if I draw him on a piece of paper, or if there's an official Reddit Alien plus doll I should be using.

[–]EnderofDragon 1 point2 points ago

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paper will be met by accusations of shopping it in. drawing it on their skin however will work quite well.

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

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Was that all the crawling that happened that day?

[–]revmitcz 2 points3 points ago

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haha.. how did this turn to into "I'm friends with Stoya, AMA"?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'd fuck her with the scorpion there. I wouldn't go within a mile of spider girl though.

[–]soloreddit 9 points10 points ago

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I can look at NSFW & NSFL pics all day, but fucking spiders need their own category.

[–]piderman 4 points5 points ago

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[NIFO]? [KIWF]?

[–]takatori 1 point2 points ago

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I call rule 34 on fucking spiders.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Easy! Don't stick your dick in crazy and this kind of situation is avoided entirely.

[–]SoundHound 12 points13 points ago

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Eat one, then the other.

[–]Vincent33 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck one, then the other.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Get fucked by one, then the other.

[–]Tokugawa 47 points48 points ago

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The urge to dive in would fight with the urge to run away, leaving you shaking in place like Michael J Fox.

[–]Boredpotatoe2 13 points14 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ That's. Never. Funny. Ever.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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Weird because i'm shaking from laughter

[–]alphazero924 -4 points-3 points ago*

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Parkinson's is always funny.

Edit: ITT: Butthurt.

[–]ehcolem 10 points11 points ago

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Funny like the holocaust is funny.

[–]justcametosay- 11 points12 points ago

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Come on, it's not that funny.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Both have wonderfully horrible jokes. Ofc none of us are actually laughing at the real thing.

[–]Tokugawa 0 points1 point ago

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Ever?

[–]interbutt 8 points9 points ago

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I thought it was funny now.

[–]JohntheShrubber 0 points1 point ago

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So did I.

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[–]swellsurfer -1 points0 points ago

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Directed by Eminem

[–]mattloch666 4 points5 points ago

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I'd have to set them both on fire. That shit is no fucking bueno.

[–]talentedjw88 2 points3 points ago

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Nasty.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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There's only one option. [NSFW]

[–]MosEisleyCantona 2 points3 points ago

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I think it's safe to assume the spider already murdered her. Move along.

[–]itakkaarta 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ehorgan -1 points0 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]shockfactor 2 points3 points ago

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This is not NSFL.

[–]arachnophilia 2 points3 points ago

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i'm okay with it.

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[–]vrode 1 point2 points ago

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What if the spider was her father and you needed his permission?

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 10 points11 points ago

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[–]forcedtoregister 5 points6 points ago

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So fucking glad my soundcard is on the other side of the room, not plugged into my pc, so I didn't have to hear a single second of that song.

[–]stignordas 3 points4 points ago

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Original inspiration for the song.

[–]Soapbox 1 point2 points ago

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We need a novelty account to provide us with relevant music. Who's up to the task?

[–]oddlyrelevantmusic -1 points0 points ago

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sure, why not.

[–]Soapbox 6 points7 points ago

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You were supposed to reply to my comment with a relevant song... you've failed your first challenge!

[–]oddlyrelevantmusic -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Soapbox 7 points8 points ago

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The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that.

God damn it boy!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm blown away that I cant watch a music video from another country but this is totally okay for my viewing pleasure

[–]ympetera 1 point2 points ago

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wut.

[–]Avalon143 0 points1 point ago

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Old'n but a good'n

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[–]CaptainCornLobby[S] 3 points4 points ago

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if she shaved the spider first I think it would be ok?

[–]Mangz0r 4 points5 points ago

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[–]DanielTeague 1 point2 points ago

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I think I have that same tarantula, Grammostola rosea.

[–]heden 1 point2 points ago

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Ma'am, there is a vagina on your feet!

[–]SolusLoqui 1 point2 points ago

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TIL what's worse than crabs: Crotch spiders.

[–]wheresmyhouse 1 point2 points ago

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With a portmanteau, spidergina.

[–]dunkleheit 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I never got why reddit hates naked chicks so much

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hardly NSFL

[–]vrode 0 points1 point ago

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This is reddit.

[–]bythepowerofgayscull 0 points1 point ago

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THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA!!!

[–]Sovekop 0 points1 point ago

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No, this is Patrick!

[–]IchGeheJetzt 1 point2 points ago

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There really needs to be a "Don't click this there is a fucking spider" tag. This shit is getting old.

[–]andrewgus 0 points1 point ago

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so (DCTTIAFS) or (DCTTFS) for short?

[–]IchGeheJetzt 0 points1 point ago

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DCTTFS. Definitely. We should try to implement this - STAT.

[–]Estarrol 1 point2 points ago

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i'll still hit it!

[–]Describes_NSFW_Links 1 point2 points ago

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This is a picture of a woman laying on her back in bed completely nude with a tarantula on her genitals.

[–]CookieMan0 0 points1 point ago

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Description please.

[–]ethanol 0 points1 point ago

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Nice sheets! Where did you get them?

[–]burning5ensation 0 points1 point ago

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a tactical snuke?

[–]StevenCasteel 0 points1 point ago

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lol, I briefly thought I knew that person. I have a friend who has a tarantula just like that one.

[–]boosted7 0 points1 point ago

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kill it with fire...

[–]Kahluel 0 points1 point ago

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That's an easy one. Blowjob.

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

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That girl's belly button seems awfully high.

[–]MondayMonkey1 0 points1 point ago

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hairy....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you handle them both the same way:

CRUSH THAT SHIT

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

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Well that settles it... my penis is officially just for show now.

[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

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I would lick one thing and fuck the other.

[–]Darkblitz9 0 points1 point ago

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I'd set fire to the girl and then fuck the spider...

...wait...

[–]andrewgus 0 points1 point ago

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Yikes! That razor burn looks horrible. I'd hate to see that bush before she hacked it off with a dull and rusty razor. Also, what the fuck is up with her belly button?

[–]chimpychimp 1 point2 points ago

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I'd hate to see that bush before she hacked it off with a dull and rusty razor. Also, what the fuck is up with her belly button?

There is a fucking SPIDER ON HER CROTCH. Its probably been spraying microhairs or acid all over her.

[–]andrewgus 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for clearing all of that up for me!

[–]SolInvictus 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing wrong with spiders.

[–]roadkillzombie 0 points1 point ago

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condom

[–]EHAD 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god that caused me to lurch out my chair. Could not close the image fast enough. NSFL

[–]daysi 0 points1 point ago

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I would kill her with fire then fuck the shit out of ol' spidey.

[–]hivemonkey 0 points1 point ago

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her bellybutton fills me with tears

[–]ehorgan 0 points1 point ago

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Squish it with my shoe.

[–]NativeAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

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Firecrotch.

[–]fisherg87 0 points1 point ago

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Enjoy, but very carefully.

[–]Chow2ew 0 points1 point ago

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I am more afraid of her belly bottom then the tarantula!

[–]Clyzm 0 points1 point ago

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I guess she'd have to turn ginger.

[–]N0str0 0 points1 point ago

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That's what happens when you don't get any...It'll grow legs and abandon you ladies....So USE IT!!!

[–]Goliath311 0 points1 point ago

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run, run and never come back, block her number, block her everything

[–]sackofblood 0 points1 point ago

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You people need to chill the fuck out about spiders.

[–]Sinkemlow 0 points1 point ago

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There'll be other women. NUKE IT.

[–]BigCookieMonster 0 points1 point ago

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Falco punch that thing up her ovaries!!

[–]Wyv 0 points1 point ago

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Like it from orbit.

[–]appointment_at_1_am 0 points1 point ago

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kill the bitch, fuck the spider

[–]thumbsdown 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps a snuke would do the job.

[–]mydogfarted 0 points1 point ago

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You're never going to get that smell off that spider.

[–]TheFlyingBastard 0 points1 point ago

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Leave it alone. No vagina, no matter how putrid of a place it is, is worth destroying if I can save the life of a beautiful spider.

[–]gliscameria 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck it into orbit.

[–]komichi1168 0 points1 point ago

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Nuke it from orbit, and then cry when you are done killing.

[–]Darkmatter010 0 points1 point ago

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Oh....

OH MY GOD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Burn it all

[–]sharlos 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gay.

/NukeItFromOrbit

[–]PNut_Buttr_Panda 0 points1 point ago

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Acceptable collateral damage. Sacrifice one for the good of all. Nuke both from orbit.

[–]ImmortalWarrior 0 points1 point ago

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SO MANY REPOSTS

[–]anonemouse2010 0 points1 point ago

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This gives a new meaning to 'fire crotch'

[–]bushel -4 points-3 points ago

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Oral sex. Blow job.

[–]dragonboy398 -2 points-1 points ago

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seconded

[–]dolphinrisky -1 points0 points ago

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Why. WHY?

[–]All_I_do_is_fap -1 points0 points ago

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Fap fap fap fapfapfap

[–]gaso -3 points-2 points ago

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...and, if you liked that: http://reddit.com/r/spacedicks

[–]maxysaxy 0 points1 point ago

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obviously he does, since he reposted it from there...