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[–]eWaffle 33 points34 points ago

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I don't want a frozen fish now, but I will want a fresh fish later... so yeah.

[–]uncreative_name 15 points16 points ago

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I used to miss Mitch Hedberg.

[–]uncreative_name 23 points24 points ago

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I still do, but I used to, too.

[–]lifeislame 9 points10 points ago

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that fucker needs cake.

[–]charley_patton 5 points6 points ago

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if laughing at your own jokes got you drunk, mitch hedberg would be fucked up

[–]StuckAtOnePoint 3 points4 points ago

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Mitch Hedberg was usually fucked up.

[–]charley_patton 0 points1 point ago

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he usually laughed at his own jokes

[–]phoenix823 1 point2 points ago

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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

[–]MrWizard45 22 points23 points ago

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AND NOW WE WAIT.

[–]ReggieFruit 6 points7 points ago

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hahaha! now that owl will never get his fish!

[–]bitextual 2 points3 points ago

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he'll just wait... ducks are patient

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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If he sticks around, he won't egret it.

[–]lifeislame 2 points3 points ago

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hopefully there will be no fowl play

[–]seraph582 1 point2 points ago

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Meanwhile, someone's back at his nest robin him blind...

[–]lifeislame 1 point2 points ago

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looks like that fish has sung is swan song

[–]bitextual 1 point2 points ago

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he's just being koi

[–]lifeislame 1 point2 points ago

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perhaps he'll add a finch of salt

[–]lifeislame 1 point2 points ago

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what a sparrowing tail

[–]lifeislame 1 point2 points ago

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success appears emu-sive

[–]chonnes 1 point2 points ago

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Are you sure that's an owl? It looks like a horse.

[–]disrespected_opinion 1 point2 points ago

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No, horses have more prominent ears, I think that's a frog.

[–]tyttus 0 points1 point ago

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No, frogs have 4 legs. I think that's a Llama

[–]The_Referentialist 0 points1 point ago

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No, llamas are only found prominently on DeviantArt. I think that's a koala.

[–]tk3 -1 points0 points ago

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till it thaws

[–]twitock 2 points3 points ago

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or till it caws

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Reposts? On my front page? I don't think so!

[–]chka 1 point2 points ago

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Stop posting comment reposts, there's at least 2 people on this page that have complained before you.

See how annoying it is?

[–]kyothine -1 points0 points ago

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Bad metaphor, but please, do continue to oversimplify issues using condescending analogies.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -1 points0 points ago

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[–]conbrn 2 points3 points ago

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When threatened, the fish will incase itself in a thick layer of ice to protect itself from predators.

[–]Malgas 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure I would believe this if you hadn't said it in David Attenborough's voice.

[–]CygnusFTK 2 points3 points ago

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Troutcicle... not popular among eagles.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 2 points3 points ago

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Fish: "Shit shit shit shit."

[–]peterfalls 2 points3 points ago*

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found it

If you follow the link and read below the image, the photographer is quoted : "it was simply an idea that the CEO of the Hawk Conservancy Trust had, to try to promote the trust during a hot spell. The weirdness of an African Fish Eagle, sat on a Trout contained in an ice cube, in an english flower meadow in full..."

The page was found on page 4 of a Google image search for "eagle frozen fish"

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[–]peterfalls 0 points1 point ago

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Double damn. I did it wrong anyway.

[–]richowen[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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good work TY

[–]peterfalls 1 point2 points ago

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I figure if I'm going to get comment karma for bashing some guy for complaining about a lack of attribution, I might as well show him up by doing the thing he wanted, too. Also, I really wanted to know the context. I'm pretty disappointed that this is a PR photo instead of some weird method of feeding wildlife without creating an association between a human presence and food.

[–]richowen[S] -1 points0 points ago

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yeh i thought it was some kinda stimulation for the birds in captivity or something, oh well

[–]peterfalls 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah! Like stuffing pumpkins with raw meat and covering the outside with feathers to stimulate the "Attacking and dismembering things" circuit in Lion-brains. Too bad that's not what it is.

[–]studiov34 6 points7 points ago

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Seriously? This was just posted like a week ago.

[–]perkanator 2 points3 points ago

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this has been posted a week ago, 2 weeks ago, 3 weeks ago....well....you get the idea

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[–]studiov34 0 points1 point ago

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What makes reposts so frustrating is that I'm not actually on reddit all the time. It's like watching tv a few times a month and seeing the same episode of Seinfeld over and over again.

[–]DarcyHart 3 points4 points ago

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This has never been submitted before, ever.

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[–]DarcyHart 0 points1 point ago

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Not relevant.

[–]crmacjr 1 point2 points ago

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Dessert.

[–]SanitySquad 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SpermWhale 1 point2 points ago

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Hawk said, It ain't cool !

[–]disrespected_opinion 4 points5 points ago

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Hawk said, "icy what you did there"

.. or is it an eagle?

[–]twitock 0 points1 point ago

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Just one of many reasons not to shop in Iceland.

[–]DoctorElectron 0 points1 point ago

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I melt for you.

[–]IntentToContribute 0 points1 point ago

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YOU WILL NEVER GET ME WITH MY FROZEN IMPENETRABLE FORCE FEILD STUPID BIRD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was playing soccer a couple weeks ago (goalkeeper), on a field by a river. I'm standing there, and one guy says, "LTRLLTRL, he's got your lunch." Next thing I know, an angry bird of prey has dropped half of a quite large trout no more than 10 feet away from me. Sounded like a brick.

[–]gandlethorpe 0 points1 point ago

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YA SERIOUSLY

[–]skrutop 0 points1 point ago

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"Hawk: And my wife calls me a cold fish"

sunglasses

YEAAAAHHH!!!

[–]DanielClamentine 0 points1 point ago

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That eagle reminds me of Dwight Schrute...

[–]bugsyLA 0 points1 point ago

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I saw something similar when a tow truck broke down and they sent a SUPER tow truck to tow the broken tow truck.

[–]BanksKnowsBest 0 points1 point ago

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How to troll nature. Step 1...

[–]dqjones 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you Birds Eye!!!!

[–]oh_bother 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, lets do this again:

ಠvಠ

[–]KarlyPilkoids 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this image so popular?

[–]i700plus 0 points1 point ago

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Mine?

[–]Zeds_dead -2 points-1 points ago

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Couldn't you give the owner of this photograph some credit at least, if you're going to repost it?

[–]peterfalls 12 points13 points ago

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Couldn't YOU give the owner of this photograph proper credit, as you seemingly know where this photo came from but instead chose to bitch instead of providing the information you both have and complain wasn't provided by OP?

[–]disrespected_opinion 4 points5 points ago

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but dude, that's work.

[–]incongruousquoteguy 2 points3 points ago

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There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.

--Lester J. Pourciau

[–]richowen[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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would if i could, aint got a clue where its from, i just added the caption, ill ave a tinyeye search see if anything comes up :)