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[–]realzondarg 90 points91 points ago

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One time at university it was raining hard and I was bored. Being a future academic I decided to pour buckets full of water over pedestrians and cyclists who were passing below my apartment window. They never noticed anything and must have thought they had been hit by a very excessive amount of rain. I started challenging their perception by using warm instead of cold water. Still, nobody realised it was not a weird weather phenomenon but this mad student in the third floor. Good times.

[–]down_vote_magnet[S] 79 points80 points ago

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I started challenging their perception by using warm instead of cold water.

You say it like you were conducting genuine scientific research.

[–]Trowzers 16 points17 points ago

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In the name of SCIENCE!

[–]SeeWhatYouDidThere 4 points5 points ago

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Strangely, I have not gotten sick of this ".....SCIENCE!" thing yet...I think this is going to be my go to meme!

[–]tyeh26 -2 points-1 points ago

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punches someone in the face Don't worry, it was for science.

[–]guzo 2 points3 points ago

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Wasn't he?

[–]thatoneguyheyyou 0 points1 point ago

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| Wasn't he?

You say it like you didn't read his name.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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| Wasn't he?

You say it like you don't know how to do the little blue quote bars.

[–]come_back_milkboy 0 points1 point ago

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How do you do them?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Click the little formatting help button under the comment box for that and more.

[–]thatoneguyheyyou 0 points1 point ago

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You say it like you don't know how to [reddit]

Touché

[–]cultmember 3 points4 points ago

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Something kinda similar: Once when I was young and living in an apartment building I tossed burning crumpled sheets of paper out my window cuz i thought it looked cool. One of them landed on the vinyl awning over the entry, which started to catch fire. I freaked out and grabbed the first container I could find, an empty jar of shelled peanuts about the size of a 22oz can, ran to the bathroom to fill it up, ran back to the window, crawled out onto the planter box outside my window (was brick and part of the building, so not too risky), reached my hand out with the jar, looked down at the small fire, took a deep breath, tilted it over and watched the water fall 4 stories to perfectly extinguish my little disaster. Sigh of relief. Someone must've seen it all happen cuz my parents had to pay for a new one, but I don't really remember getting in trouble.

Tl;dr: played with fire and gravity and nearly burned down my building, then saved the day.

[–]thewhiskybone 5 points6 points ago

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That, was, really, awkward, to, read.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I'd love to see a video of this

[–]themangeraaad 4 points5 points ago

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During my years in college the school decided it would be smart to give out small squirt guns (the tiny $0.25 pieces of shit) during a hot summer day. Well little did they know us freshman thought it was a great idea and continue the water fight with water balloons and larger squirt guns... indoors... between the different floors/buildings in the quad.

Our building wasn't bad but the one next to us had some serious shit go down. There were literally trash barrels (50 gallon trash barrels) full of water being dumped down the stairs and out the windows to defend against different floors/buildings. I forget the figure but the water damage that was done was astronomical.

[–]ezmobee_work 0 points1 point ago

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The floor above us in my dorm did the same thing. Fines ensued.

[–]kuhlonel 5 points6 points ago

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During college my friends and I kept tally marks on the window under the title "bastards down" of all the people who would slip and fall on the ice outside our dorm. It was all for science, of course.

[–]FapFlop 19 points20 points ago

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What a waste of $2.50.

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 5 points6 points ago

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Wow, I used to work for Disneyworld, and you are right on the nose about Dasani being $2.50 for a bottle. Though this is a single seater flume so its at Disneyland, and the ones at Disneyworld are 2 seaters, it wouldn't surprise me if they were the same price. Do you know this because you worked there, or on vacation? Or is it just a lucky guess?

[–]FapFlop 2 points3 points ago

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A lucky guess. It's the same price at Six Flags here. Absolutely insane.

[–]canada432 4 points5 points ago

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The fact that we have convinced people that a bottle of water is worth $2.50 in a park that's absolutely filled with so much water that they're spraying it on people makes me sad.

[–]iamjack 1 point2 points ago

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I agree that $2.50 is absolutely retarded for drinking water (especially when it's just coming from the tap of some other city). However, I'm not sure that I'd want to drink out of the Log Flume water. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but does anyone know if they have to keep the ride water clean enough to drink? I mean... I'm sure lots of people swallow it all the time...

gag

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

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I worked at the movie theater. It would be around $4.

[–]Sausagecreature 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for the mental image of a "FapFlop".

[–]3lementaru 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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That's what brothers are for.

[–]wafflesareforever 8 points9 points ago

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I find it interesting that Disney inserts fake water into these photos. Seems kind of unnecessary.

[–]WishIwasAsian 5 points6 points ago

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Wow, that chick in the back is not even slightly amused by third from front guy's antics.

[–]bhughes89 0 points1 point ago

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i was just going to comment on that. she looks bored as shit. like she's been on this ride before and knows whats coming...

[–]NekkidSnaku 0 points1 point ago

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Deal with it.

[–]monthsbehind 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single fuck was given.

[–]crmacjr 7 points8 points ago

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This is part of the ride now, he's in every boat.

[–]IHatePuns 4 points5 points ago

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Just giving him the full experience.

[–]SgtBanana 5 points6 points ago

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It's all fun and games until you realize some random guy just poured a water bottle full of urine on your head.

[–]ManicMonster 8 points9 points ago

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N.B. Bear Grylls is no longer allowed on water rides

[–]PT410X 0 points1 point ago

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Jer-ROTTY!

[–]dunkleheit 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like that cartoon 2 dimensional water was getting em pretty wet already

[–]daanavitch 1 point2 points ago

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Even the water on the sides isn't real.

[–]Kurise 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, did he have any idea? This is genius!

[–]alcimedes 0 points1 point ago

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Fricking older brothers...

[–]pewpewlasergunz 0 points1 point ago

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My brother would do something like that to me. My brother is a corn hole.

[–]chthonical 0 points1 point ago

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Cold water down the back is one of the most miserable feelings in the world. Well-played, sir.

[–]unorthodoxme 0 points1 point ago

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That's the guy that coined the term "weter."

[–]Daburninator 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, my brother and I did kept doing that to our little siblings on that ride. We did it like the whole ride through and refilled our bottles in the "river." Twas funny.

[–]gurry 0 points1 point ago

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Girl in the back: "I'm. Watching. You."

[–]ZugZug_II 0 points1 point ago

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Why are they wearing sweatshirts?!?

[–]Stephendsa 0 points1 point ago

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I'm thinking this might not be an actual water ride, because of what you said and the fact that he's pouring water on the young guy.

[–]betterredthendead 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here: http://i.imgur.com/AtfwS.jpg

[–]Sorryboss 0 points1 point ago

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That guy at the back with the sunnies doesn't give a fuck about anything.

[–]coyote1284 -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is everyone wearing hoodies AND shorts? If it's warm enough for shorts, you don't need a hoodie and ride the water ride to get wet and cool down before standing in another 2 hr line under the sun; if it's cold enough for a hoodie, you should be wearing pants and not riding the water rides unless you WANT to be cold, wet, and miserable on the next ride.

[–]PhantomPhun 0 points1 point ago

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Don't even start with the goofballs that wear knit caps in the summer...