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[–]IHatePuns 7 points8 points ago

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Be right back. Trying this out.

[–]Things_I_should_do 1 point2 points ago

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How'd it go?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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judging from the silence, I'd guess not so well

[–]IHatePuns 6 points7 points ago

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Still can't find my spleen. Do kidneys digest glass?

[–]mamurny[S] 2 points3 points ago

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you tell us

[–]KingPrimate 6 points7 points ago

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Brock Samson is the best part of Venture Brothers

[–]caligulasAquarium 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say it's the monarch's henchmen, but alright

[–]KingPrimate 0 points1 point ago

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I'm like Dr. Girlfriend and Molotov Cocktease too :-p

[–]mkdz 5 points6 points ago

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I am 22 and I have been hit by a car 3 times in my life. I will try this the next time I get hit by a car.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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How the fuck did that happen?

[–]mkdz 10 points11 points ago

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First time I was standing in a parking lot. My friend was driving towards me, and I thought he would stop. He did not. I end up sprawled on his hood. He decides to floor it, and I roll onto his roof. His car has a sunroof and as I look down into it, my friend and his passenger were staring back with this horrified look. My friend decides that this would be a great time to slam on the brakes. I ended rolling back down the windshield and off the hood.

The second time, I was walking to work in DC. I was at a crosswalk, and a guy was parked there was making a right turn. As I entered the crosswalk he looked right and then left. He didn't look right again. I was in the crosswalk by this time and he let his foot of the gas of his car and hit me. I ended up sitting on his hood. I just got off and continued to work.

The third time I was putting stuff in my trunk. One of my friends (not the same as first) decides to park right behind me and his car is touching my legs. We were facing down on an incline and I finished loading my trunk so I asked my friend to back up because I couldn't get out from behind my car. So my friend backs up. His car was a manual so when he took his foot off the brake, his car slid and pinned me between his front bumper and my rear bumper. It hurt like hell but didn't break anything. Eventually he backed his car off me.

Surprisingly I have never gotten injured in any of these incidents.

[–]indecisive11 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, that's not how everyone does it?

[–]taxdadumb 2 points3 points ago

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This is how he gets into the passenger seat.

[–]hufman 0 points1 point ago

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And that is inspiring.

[–]dufa 1 point2 points ago

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The more I watch it the harder I laugh I wana watch this show now

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's awesome. One of my favorite shows on adult swim.

[–]marveloriddle 0 points1 point ago

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Love that show. Whatever happened to it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It got 4 seasons and is coming back for a 5th...sometime.

[–]MrFatalistic 0 points1 point ago

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looked at wikipedia, the show started in 2003. Need demotivational poster

Cartoon Network:

Where the 5th season comes 8 years later.

[–]frankyb89 0 points1 point ago

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Season 4 took a long time to show. There was a year long break between both halves of the season.

[–]J-Rad 0 points1 point ago

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Brock fuckin' Samson.

[–]paradoksikal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]adhesive 0 points1 point ago

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Best cartoon to ever grace my TV screen.