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[–]Lockski 13 points14 points ago

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OH! I SEE IT! YEAH! IT IS RIGHT THERE! I SEE IT RIGHT THERE! WHAT YOU DID! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

[–]crackox 2 points3 points ago

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WHERE? HERE?

OR THERE?

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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THERE!

[–]TopCommentPolice 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

I've got my eyes on you, punk.

[–]fox_hound 11 points12 points ago

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It's terrible but it made my day.

[–]vahntitrio 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed, I laughed way too much at this.

[–]dudebro_fistbump 10 points11 points ago

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OMG, he's watching us BOTH masturbate!

[–]Fonzie8819 3 points4 points ago

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I'm having trouble seeing what you did there, would be more appropriate.

[–]soultronix 3 points4 points ago

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Poor kitty! It has a clone brush stuck in its eye!

[–]Nder 2 points3 points ago

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Cheezburger.com!!!! Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Lost_4chan_User -2 points-1 points ago

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U mad bro?

[–]Hakuna_matata_ 2 points3 points ago

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Eye see how this picture is funny

[–]shawnshine 1 point2 points ago

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Columbo cat!

[–]whateversusan 1 point2 points ago

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My eyes actually do this. I compensate by discarding the input from one eye and looking mainly through the other. I do get double vision sometimes when I'm tired!

[–]SeeDerekRun 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fuck am I laughing so hard at this....

[–]aMANescape 1 point2 points ago

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The eyes of Sauron's cat

[–]hawtcore 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PsychoWolf 2 points3 points ago*

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Reminds of Igor from the film young frankenstein

[–]muad_dib 5 points6 points ago

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"Damn your eyes!"

"Too late." /stares at camera and grins

[–]megadeus 1 point2 points ago

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stares at camera and grins

stares at camera and some guy off-camera holding the lights.

FTFY

[–]MagicalFruit 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to say that...

"They told me it was Egor..."

"Well they were wrong then, weren't they?" o.O

[–]froderick 0 points1 point ago

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*Blücher!\*

[–]xomegaJesusx 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else notice the cat has the same eyes as the derp.com logo at the bottom?

[–]fishbutt314 0 points1 point ago

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aww, poor kitty

[–]GoGoGadge7 0 points1 point ago

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Mwerp!

[–]FuManChusco 0 points1 point ago

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Stuart Scatt

[–]reppit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dbummy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]random19 0 points1 point ago

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WhAT THE FUCK IS DERP.COM!?

[–]Robin420 0 points1 point ago

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This is what cats will look, if implimented in minecraft

[–]Affero-Dolor 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, Cheezburger AND a repost? I wish I had two downvotes to give.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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LOLCAT!

[–]dndery97 0 points1 point ago

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We call this "tactical eye".

[–]Irvin700 0 points1 point ago

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I really despise the word "cheezburger."

[–]ionian -2 points-1 points ago

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Same as my eyes when she lays down.nsfw

[–]Whatsername868 -2 points-1 points ago*

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Now you know what he's looking at. [EDIT: NSFW, Sorry I'm a little new at posting...]

[–]vicaphit 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW tags would be nice.

[–]dudebro_fistbump 1 point2 points ago

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Or even NSFL tags.

[–]fixTHISgrammar 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW...

[–]crackox 0 points1 point ago

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those are some really weird boobs. implant fail?

[–]yodamaster103 -1 points0 points ago

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downvote for cheezeburger network