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[–]w455up 112 points113 points ago

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[–]formerteenager 29 points30 points ago

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That is particularly sad because the "medical exam" that revealed no sign of sexual abuse was probably in and of itself sexual abuse. Poor kids.

[–]Stillnotreddit 4 points5 points ago

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... Wonders why the doctor has thick-rimmed glasses and a dodgy mustache.

[–]flying_dutchman 14 points15 points ago

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Ah, America. Innocent until proven guilty....or is it the other way around?

[–]gmick 8 points9 points ago

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Depends on the offense and how much money you have.

[–]Stop_Sign 1412 points1413 points ago

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Women: Laughing at your penis since before you were able to talk.

[–]FreudianAnalysis 126 points127 points ago

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Sexual repression leads to defensive fantasy and projective behavior later in life. I should know, mother.

[–]Kelvin_Inman 73 points74 points ago

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I read the last 4 words as Buster Bluth.

[–]musicphile 38 points39 points ago

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I read the last four words as Sterling Archer.

[–]BuzzBadpants 14 points15 points ago

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I guess it's no coincidence they have the same mom

[–]ravenouscraving 4 points5 points ago

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I read the last four words as Principal Seymour Skinner.

[–]Alofat 500 points501 points ago

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Fuck women!

[–]afrofuturist 500 points501 points ago

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Every night

[–]deavon 138 points139 points ago

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♫ Afternoon Delight! ♫

[–]dudeAwEsome101 59 points60 points ago

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That's my wife with my nephew. We are in an open relationship.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 16 points17 points ago

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Don't go this way, it'll look worse.

[–]aroras 14 points15 points ago

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I'm just putting this here because its the closest place to the top that won't get buried --

Here's the actual artists's website, go there so he can collect ad money. The OP reuploaded his picture to imgur

http://lastplacecomics.com/comics/boys-only/

[–]doug346578910 281 points282 points ago

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All night.

[–][deleted] 288 points289 points ago

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Alright.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]JaymesJB 206 points207 points ago

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Outta sight.

[–]Filth2Fury 177 points178 points ago

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Takin' Flight.

[–]jbot84 165 points166 points ago

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Bangin' with all my might.

[–]stlunatic15 196 points197 points ago

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God I'm so tight.

[–]orange_jooze 37 points38 points ago

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TONIGHT. YOU.

[–]ChawklatSawz 22 points23 points ago

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heh heh. whaddya think he means by that? "tanight. you" ?

[–]stylefreeinstance 4 points5 points ago

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I appreciate that your (mis)spelling of the word "tonight" makes it sound exactly like Carl's voice.

[–]FeedMeAStrayCat 14 points15 points ago

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Carl:He's not a boy anymore. He's a man...cause he just raped me! Handbanana: You think you could back that up? Carl:Listen to this guy...can back that up.. I got bruises to prove it! Handbanana: No, no. I mean that ass. Back it up.. Yeah..

Carl:See, you don't know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. Oh yeah! Rape's so funny. Until you'vebeen raped. You'reabout to find out what that's like, Handbanana

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I wanna be called Spaghetti.

[–]HerpinAndDerpin 92 points93 points ago

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Here's another thing to think about:

Older Man + little girl = Very very Bad.

Older Woman + Little Boy = HIGHFIVE LITTLE BOY,

I strongly disagree with both situations,

Our society is all fucked. Fuck Society.

[–]RobotBuddha 23 points24 points ago

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Dad finds out his son's fucking a hot girl: "I'm so proud, my son has become a man!"

Dad finds out his daughter's fucking a hot guy: "He's violated my girl! Where's the shotgun!!!"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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When you have a boy, you have to worry about 1 Penis.

When you have a girl, you have to worry about all the penises in the world.

(Words of wisdom, spoken by my mom's friend from Tokyo.)

[–]PKSTEAD 137 points138 points ago

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Older Woman + Little Boy = HIGHFIVE LITTLE BOY

Bullshit. Hot teacher + teenager might lead to kudos. Anything involving little boys is considered very very bad, no matter who fiddles whom.

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points ago

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As the father of a little boy, I will chop off the breasts of any woman who fiddles with my little boy. Afterwards, I'll pay for her replacement breasts because I'm still a gentleman.

[–]tontig190 58 points59 points ago

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and a scholar?

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

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Not yet. Many books I still haven't read and much knowledge I've yet to acquire.

[–]lukeo05 119 points120 points ago

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Disregard knowledge, acquire severed breasts.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Yep, I'm done for today. walks off the internet

[–]texpundit 16 points17 points ago

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Buffalo Bill?

[–]mormoncarebears 5 points6 points ago

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You sound jealous.

[–]congofeet 68 points69 points ago*

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That never happened to me, women were like "Why does your son have three le... oh... wow." I still hear it today. True story.

note: this story is in no way true.

[–]Turbofat 45 points46 points ago

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until you beat them to death with it 18 years later... shifty eyes

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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that's impressive

[–]chuckDontSurf 36 points37 points ago

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I was expecting a non sequitur quote. I demand a refund!

[–]eureka123 5 points6 points ago

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I know you're kidding, but boys' mothers' laughing at their wee wee's can really cause a lot of trauma. Mockery of a boy's penis can cause him to grow up ashamed of his sexuality, ashamed of his penis, ashamed being a man who owns his sexuality.

There was a recent posting of someone embarrassed by having an erection while making out and asking what to do. The replies by women were all, "oh my god, it's hot! Press it against her!" Most women love an erection. Most women want to feel an erection. What a contrast from his embarrassment!

Many people who grew up in an environment that shamed their sexuality, or had women laugh at their little dangling penis as children, or grew up watching their naked baby pictures being laughed at, grow up to be adults with a lot of shame.

It's a shame so many people think laughing at a little boy's penis is such a funny matter and insist it's "not a big deal".

[–]someone-somewhere 381 points382 points ago*

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My 4 year old girl was running through the sprinklers without a shi(r)t on, until a woman yelled at me for her "inappropriate state of undress"

After that, she still ran through the sprinkler without a shirt on. That lady was a perv.

(jeeze people, I only missed one letter!)

[–]Lentil-Soup 212 points213 points ago

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I hope you really called her a pervert and told her it's people like her that prevent children from innocently playing in a sprinkler without being viewed as sex objects.

[–]canadug 35 points36 points ago

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The sprinkler must have washed it off.

[–]SKRules 72 points73 points ago

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Response: "Why the fuck you looking?"

[–]orange_jooze 72 points73 points ago

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Wait...the lady ran through the sprinkler too?

[–]SpyPlane 80 points81 points ago

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without a shit on

[–]pyrotechie83 6 points7 points ago

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I thought the controversy was that the neighbor was shit on previously, thus running through the sprinkler to clean off?

[–]Testosteroneboy 188 points189 points ago

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Without a shit on or shirt?.. either one makes sense. kinda.

[–]Niqulaz 270 points271 points ago

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...and not a single shirt was given that day.

[–]flutesmurf 74 points75 points ago

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Shhh, his daughter is shitting right next to him.

[–]tokomini 62 points63 points ago

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I don't think he gives a shirt.

[–]Granite-M 34 points35 points ago

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Why don't you have a shit over there.

[–]lopsterboy 26 points27 points ago

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I love the way a fresh shit feels against my skin in the morning, my housekeeper makes sure they are pressed nice and flat. I often push my nose into them to savour the aroma.

[–]pinkjello 91 points92 points ago

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It'd only be inappropriate if your 4 year old had breasts.

[–]ieatglue44 202 points203 points ago

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Even then, I question the censorship of breasts in society. Everyone has nipples. Some people have sacks of fat attached to their nipples. Big fuckin' deal.

[–]Retanaru 152 points153 points ago

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They don't even sensor the fat sacks either, just the nipples.

[–]billyblaze 88 points89 points ago

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Not on men though. 'tis fucking weird.

[–]pyrotechie83 64 points65 points ago

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Shhh... us gays like to watch shirtless men run around. Don't you fucking ruin this for us!

[–]The_wise_man 53 points54 points ago

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It's the REAL gay agenda.

[–]Lizardizzle 5 points6 points ago

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You are wise, birthday man.

[–]The_wise_man 11 points12 points ago

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Shit man, It's my birthday! I've gotta go Karmawhore, BBIAB.

[–]ghanima 24 points25 points ago

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Another reason that Canada (NSFW, stupidly) is an awesome country to live in.

[–]jfgiv 3 points4 points ago

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[–]smpx 21 points22 points ago

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"Stop watching my child like that you pedophile! You're one of those perverts that I seen on the TV, aint you?"

[–]OrgasmicRegret 30 points31 points ago

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I was just in Europe, family had a swimming pool. Many 8 year old girls topless. No one gives a shit. I was honestly a little uncomfortable for a second, then I remembered, Americans are strange puritanical people, and it is no big deal.

Its more about how the person seeing it thinks about it, if they have an issue with it, more than likely, they are the ones with the problem, not you.

[–]finisterra 5 points6 points ago

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Many 8 year old girls topless

In most places I've been in Europe (South and North) girls only wear something on top when they start developing breasts. Note that it's not uncommon to see some that do use something on top, just that nobody notices otherwise, it's more a fashion thing that something to do with moral conduct.

I actually think that this is still following a certain common morality (regardless if it's good or bad), but only when breasts start to become something that can be sexualised.

[–]OrgasmicRegret 6 points7 points ago

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I think that is a great point. One thing was that some of those kids were in fact marginally developing. But that got me thinking, so what? Guys can go topless, they have breasts too, they just don't get bigger with age. It's just a body part, if you are retarded enough to sexualize a child, topless or not, I am sure the swim suit will suffice anyway.

So to your point, morality is morality in my mind, I would much rather, if I had a kid, for her to be completely naked around a moral man than fully clothed around an immoral pervert.

[–]finisterra 3 points4 points ago

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One thing was that some of those kids were in fact marginally developing

Well, the boundaries are fluid sometimes and it depends on the "margin", but in general once it gets truly noticeable they get covered. At a latter age they can go topless again, as adults, but that is a different matter.

Guys can go topless, they have breasts too, they just don't get bigger with age

Well, yes, but the level of sexualisation that female breasts possess is not symmetrical with male breasts. It can be nature, it can be culture, it can anything, but it is what it is.

It's just a body part, if you are retarded enough to sexualize a child, topless or not, I am sure the swim suit will suffice anyway.

You are right, and until a decade ago I remember seeing toddlers in the beach (in Spain and Portugal, but could be more widespread) completely naked. Fuck, I have pictures of myself completely naked in the beach (well, with a hat on. Useful, that) during the 80's it was apparently something that parents did without great concern when dealing with toddlers (I mean <3 year olds here, perhaps a bit less on average).

With the passing of time and the overall higher visibility of paedophilia it all but disappeared.

So to your point, morality is morality in my mind, I would much rather, if I had a kid, for her to be completely naked around a moral man than fully clothed around an immoral pervert.

Quite. People however tend to conform to societal norms and be rather defensive about how they present their kids, especially when confronted with all the talk about child molesters. In case of doubt, better to cover it up, it's I guess the common feeling.

[–]creepyoldperv 52 points53 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]UsernamePatrol 30 points31 points ago

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Sir, you are in compliance with user names code number 43, carry on

[–]ColumW 3 points4 points ago

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I demand a list of these codes. For science.

[–]zeevaa 18 points19 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]downfell 40 points41 points ago

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My 4 year old girl was running through the sprinklers without a shit on

Frankly, that's the way I prefer it.

[–]deadcow444 2 points3 points ago

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I am glad your daughter didn't have any shit on her

[–]mrtherapist 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I was down on the beach the other day and this girl (3-4ish) was frolicking in the ocean buck naked. It was so cute. So cute that seeing the pure joy on her face triggered my paternal instincts that I thought were non-existent.

I could tell that a lot of other people on the beach looked so upset as if it was the most perverse thing they had ever seen. "That girl should have a swimsuit on. What is wrong with her parents?"

Fuck, some people need to relax and stop thinking that nudity means sex.

[–]gmick 3 points4 points ago

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Easy rule: no boobs equals no shirt required. Uptight puritans and perverts be damned. Even for a country as fucked up and repressed as the US, that should suffice. People obsessed with sex and other people's lives need to chill out and STFU.

[–]mexipimpin 69 points70 points ago

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I swear I had this conversation with my wife a few weeks ago. Our boy is a little over one, and my wife does this thing with him in silly talk that's "where's momma's pee-pee?" It's funny, he giggles and he'll point to his stuff. I mentioned how weird it'd be if I did the same thing with our daughter... "where's daddy's vagina."

Yeah, creeps me out even talking about it here.

[–]CaptainMeowMeow 54 points55 points ago

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Tell your wife she's weird...

[–]cafezinho 17 points18 points ago

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Aye aye, Captain Meow Meow!

[–]nilsz 5 points6 points ago

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I'm no expert, but this somehow sounds like straight out of a Freud textbook.

[–]leothelioncat[S] 533 points534 points ago

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[–]vardiman 21 points22 points ago

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Damn you, Reddit, stop hogging the site. It can't handle all of us once! Take turns!

[–]doug346578910 178 points179 points ago

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Lenny! Stop shaking that little webcomic site so much, you're going to kill it like you do with all the others!

But Geooorgie, it's sooo cuuute. Can I tend the rabbits now?

Boom

[–]MongoAbides 58 points59 points ago

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Tell me about the rabbits George.

BANG

[–]Nwolfe 29 points30 points ago

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:(

[–]Lereas 3 points4 points ago

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Tell me about the rabbits reddits George.

FTFY

[–]Lereas 66 points67 points ago

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An' live off the fatta' da web!

[–]holodog 7 points8 points ago

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Guys like us that browse reddit, we're the loneliest guys in the world.

[–]TerrorBite 39 points40 points ago

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If anyone starts yet another argument over linking to source vs linking to imgur, I will stab someone.

With a titanium spork.

The end.

PS. I have no strong views either way.

[–]thecantreadlines 31 points32 points ago

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"One utensil for both forking and spooning "

TIL spork = woman

[–]randombitch 21 points22 points ago

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When I was 17 I was waiting tables in Boston. My girlfriend's family came into the restaurant, I waited on them. During the course of their meal the little three year old sister smiled at me and poked me with her fork.

That evening at the dinner table my name was mentioned. The little sister announced, in her thick Boston accent, "He's cute, I fohked him!"

[–]econleech 3 points4 points ago

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Your girlfriend and her sister have a large age difference. Either that, or something else is wrong...

[–]Atario 4 points5 points ago

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Mom and dad had an "oopsie"...

[–]vwllss 15 points16 points ago

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Considering their webcomic is already down and that's without being the primary link.. yeah, I think Imgur was a good idea.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The OP used the correct method. Re-host the image on imgur and provide a link in the comments. The reason for this is most websites just can't handle the load of half a million nerds clicking the link at the same time. So you give credit as possible without taking down the entire website.

[–]xyqxyq 3 points4 points ago

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330 points 4 hours ago

Let this be a lesson to those who post comics: All you need to do is tell us the source, damnit, and you'll get a crap ton of comment karma for almost nothing.

[–]Dekutree 326 points327 points ago

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I've seen mothers do this and yes, it's creepy; but I never thought about how much creepier it is when the sexes are reversed!

[–]pocketboy 253 points254 points ago

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Let's just make it a point not to talk about naked children.

[–]ogami1972 415 points416 points ago

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Well, there goes the rest of my day.

[–]tokomini 158 points159 points ago

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''Barb, cancel my two o'clock, my three and and my four thirty."

[–]PandaWrestler 43 points44 points ago

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What about four o'clock? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Tasonir 153 points154 points ago

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The three o'clock was a 90 minute block...if you saw the pictures you'd understand

[–]Kristler 3 points4 points ago

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Oh my.

[–]MananWho 19 points20 points ago

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Do you have any other conversation topics that we could use instead? You're giving me very little to work with.

[–]pocketboy 16 points17 points ago

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We can talk about cats because they are always naked.

[–]KallistiEngel 26 points27 points ago

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Oh, I love naked pussies!

[–]toast_recon 3 points4 points ago

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Another case of the selfless setup. It's people like you that keep reddit a good place to go!

[–]Exodor 9 points10 points ago

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Done!

[–]Atario 5 points6 points ago

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Back in the '80s when the Cabbage Patch Kids craze was at a peak, my mom sewed her own versions. She made them, shall we say, a bit more anatomically correct than the real ones (both male and female). It amused her no end to point this out to people when showing off her handiwork.

[–]amaefm 16 points17 points ago

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There is a mini-van in my town I once rolled up behind at a BK. On the back window it had a close up shot and a full body shot of this dudes naked little baby boy and said in pink like comic sans or something "Daddy's Baby on Board." One of the most fucked up things I've ever seen.

[–]Damaband41 51 points52 points ago

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Sounds like it. Comic sans? shudders

[–]amburka 3 points4 points ago

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A guy I used to work with, he would tell me stories about this blow up doll that he has. He would put it up in his windows at home with all sorts of stupid chat bubble signs such as "help!" and "He rapes me!"

Supposedly he lives next door to a Pastor, he didn't like seeing it, and asked if he could take it down, the guy who owned it proceeded to go to town on the thing there and then in the window in front of the guy, holy shit I couldn't stop laughing.

From that day, whenever he would see his neighbor coming he would start doing all sorts of shit with his doll, simple things of just grabbing at it's chest, to wrapping it's legs around his face.

He would go on and ON about this damned doll of his, so many stories, I still question if he really was using it as "intended" but the way everyone else spoke of him and all of his other stories, it had to be true.

A true ForeverAlone if there ever was one.

[–]ShowMeUrrGenitals 925 points926 points ago

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This gender double standard needs to end. Even reddit shut me down when I tried to create r/picsoflittlegirlsvaginas.

[–]LastEmperor 174 points175 points ago

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To be fair, the FBI will come visit you if you try creating r/picsoflittleboyspenises as well.

[–]tokomini 39 points40 points ago

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I'd like to test this theory. Annnnnnnd created. Holy shit I feel weird doing that but I just had t...hold on, someone's at the door, brb.

[–]doyoulikeworms 17 points18 points ago

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Where'd you go? It's not like you created r/candlejack or someth

[–]disrespected_opinion 81 points82 points ago

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Ah, the FBI. At least they're not assholes all the time.

[–]awned 27 points28 points ago

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All about being dicks this time around.

[–]actuallytheFBI 64 points65 points ago

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I know! That is so ridiculous! PM me your home address and phone number and we can meet up sometime to share stories of this injustice!

[–]bobbyhead 49 points50 points ago

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similar situation when I tried to create r/kidsneedtherapists

[–]doug346578910 410 points411 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Stop_Sign 376 points377 points ago

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I know, doug3465, its a damn shame reddit limits our freedoms like that.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 46 points47 points ago

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Is that you looking at the pictures?

[–]ImNotJesus 52 points53 points ago

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With your username, you probably shouldn't post in r/picsoflittlegirlsvaginas

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 61 points62 points ago

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With your username, you'd probably get lots of comments from the priests who would frequent it.

[–]TriPPyN 46 points47 points ago

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No, the priests usually hang out at r/picsoflittleboysweewee... I've heard...

[–]tokomini 8 points9 points ago

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Let's just agree that, usernames aside, that subreddit should probably not exist. Unless, you know, it came to a vote.

[–]DoTheDew 28 points29 points ago*

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Exactly, just like those videos that were posted last week of that insane 50 year old woman who was filming her 14 year old son taking a bath while talking in a suggestive tone, and then all the videos of him filming her in her thong, bikini, on her bed with her goddamn legs behind her head while wearing yoga pants, and zooming in on her ass, tits, feet, etc. Somehow, in Canada at least, you can retain custody of your child while doing this. If those videos were of a 50 year old man, and his 14 year old daughter, he'd be behind bars without question.

[–]PhantomPhun 32 points33 points ago

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Nice try, but she's already lost custody once and is currently under investigation. Sometimes things work.

[–]DoTheDew 16 points17 points ago

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Nice try?

I know she lost custody when he was 8 years old, but he was returned to her less than a year later. Also, more than one neighbor has reported her, more than one neighbor has moved because of her behavior, and she has been evicted more than once as well. If something is being done, then that's great, but I have a feeling nothing will be done, and that they will continue posting videos just like they have been this week.

[–]mmca 4 points5 points ago

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Do you have a link to the news article? I'd like to read it.

[–]throweraccount 7 points8 points ago

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Genitalia!!

[–]CaptLudwig 56 points57 points ago

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I get it, must have been a small penis and a disgusting vagina.

[–]waspinator 27 points28 points ago

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aren't they all

[–]LonelyNixon 5 points6 points ago

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Small penises and disgusting vaginas? You are bad for reddit's self esteem.

[–]david622 66 points67 points ago

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This webcomic really reminds me of that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm with the little girl's "pussy"

[–]Jepuliz1 9 points10 points ago

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Modern classic.

[–]kernelhappy 20 points21 points ago*

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I'm convinced the only reason people take pictures of their son like that is so that 25 years later they can show their wives and hear the " hasn't changed a bit" comment.

[–]RoboGal 15 points16 points ago

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See, this is where I'd make everyone feel awkward and say with a wink "He's definitely a grown man now."

[–]kernelhappy 8 points9 points ago

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My wife would do that too, only to follow it up with, "it's much bigger now, just look at it, his stomach is huge."

[–]siouxsie_sioux 64 points65 points ago

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Who carries pics of their kids' genitals in their wallet?

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 150 points151 points ago

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I know, right? Should be reversed. My daughter carries pictures of my genitalia.

[–]siouxsie_sioux 42 points43 points ago

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From what I heard she has pictures of all the dads' genitals.

[–]rmm45177 87 points88 points ago

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"THIS IS MINE. THIS IS WHERE I CAME FROM."

[–]Granite-M 23 points24 points ago

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Better than carrying pics of your kids' wallets in your genitals.

[–]jamsandwich01 20 points21 points ago

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Borat

[–]Limitedcomments 99 points100 points ago

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I dunno, am pretty sure if a woman came up to me showing the penis of her young child I would be pretty freaked out too.

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[–]SupermarketSweep 30 points31 points ago

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I'm female and I don't want to see any pictures of little kid junk. And some moms will take pictures of their little girls in the nude and point out their little vulvas, too.... my cousin even posted a video of her daughter on the can to Facebook. At first you couldn't really tell what was up and then it was, like, KID CROTCH! TOILET! WHOA!

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Was it a kid who is learning to use the toilet? Not everything is about sex organs. It could just be one of those "Look! Sally's growing up!" pictures. Anyone who finds anything wrong with those kinds of pictures needs to get over their own insecurities.

[–]SupermarketSweep 20 points21 points ago

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Uh... no... the kid was just on toilet making chit chat.

I don't find anything morally wrong with these sorts of pictures... I just have no wish to see them. If you whip out a picture and point out your kid's wiener I'm not going to say "Awww, how cutie-wootie! Show me more!"

I also think sharing that sort of thing indiscriminately on Facebook is a little odd.

[–]freakscene 13 points14 points ago

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I am a female and yes it would freak me out.

[–]BrianDouglas86 10 points11 points ago

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I think we assume the other person is a relative or close friend.

[–]stevesonaplane 184 points185 points ago

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Fact, male genitalia are funny. Seriously, have you seen us running around naked? Sounds like someone clapping.

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 56 points57 points ago

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Reminds me of doing jumping jacks in middle school during gym.

And then the horror if the little guy decided to stand at attention...

[–]mrtherapist 25 points26 points ago

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I took some drugs for circulation back in grade ten. The first month I took it I had erections for an hour at a time with only half an hour break between.

It was so obvious that I was concealing a boner behind my books when walking down the hall. Then my name showed up in graffiti in one of the bathrooms with the title "Boner Champion" above it.

Fuck that was a tough month to be in high school.

[–]riverduck 7 points8 points ago

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Of all the mean things kids call each other in school, BONER CHAMPION has to be one of the best. Wear it with pride.

[–]Marowak 72 points73 points ago*

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I just ran down the stairs in my pyjamas because The Simpsons was on and it sounded as if I were receiving an ovation.

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 7 points8 points ago

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Maaaaan, fuck basketball shorts and sweatpants when you're in middle school/high school... Did they have to put the aerobics class right next to the goddamn weight room?

[–]TheBigBomma 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of year 8 science class, and i stood up to do a demonstration of a vandergraph generator. And then the horror of the little guy deciding to stand at attention...

[–]nomowolf 13 points14 points ago

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All my ex-gfs have appreciated the humour of the windmill.

[–]kriegsdrachen 14 points15 points ago

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boysonly is my wireless network password.

[–]Cid420 27 points28 points ago

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Awwww it's so puffy and cute :3

I MEAN EW!!

[–]_Fluff 11 points12 points ago

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It's not limited to little boys. I'm a girl, and my mother has a picture of me at age three or so, sitting naked except for a Snow White cape and stupid ruffled anklesocks, chowing down on the contents of my Halloween basket. She shows it to basically anyone I am interested in enough to bring home to meet the family. I think she intends it as a warning, since I still sit around mostly-naked eating ten pound bags of candy.

[–]usedtowork 13 points14 points ago

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eh that's more of a mom thing

it's not like dudes giggle about pics of their sons' dicks with their guy friends

[–]Placement93 6 points7 points ago

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I always thought it was odd that in the first Dragonball series, there is loads of little boy penis, but you can't show adult penis or vagina in Japanese porn.

[–]AbheekEB 5 points6 points ago

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What about adults with lil boy penis?

[–]arsenal7777 2 points3 points ago

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You mean Japanese men?

[–]tg989 6 points7 points ago

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You forgot the part where they raid his house and beat him up.

[–]PeriodBlood 14 points15 points ago

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Add ten years to the kids' age and it's even creepier.

[–]thedarksideoftheme 41 points42 points ago

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Actually, as a guy, I find baby vaginas cute. Not in a sexual way. They look like fat rolls but between the legs.

I'm sure a lot of other people think so too but are too afraid to admit.

[–]arsenal7777 26 points27 points ago

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[–]moto125 31 points32 points ago

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I opened that sooo hesitantly because I'm in class and was scared you just didnt put nsfw...

Good news everybody. He's clean.

[–]fstorino 4 points5 points ago

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I thought you were trolling, but opened it anyway. Love playing reddit roulette!

[–]LonelyNixon 6 points7 points ago

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We're talking about babies here. Needs more poo everywhere.

[–]SplitCrotchman 6 points7 points ago

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You do know that looking at a baby's vagina is illegal right? Not even their own parents can do it and only the mother is allowed to glance for a quick wipe during changing and bath time. All male hospital staff present at the birth of a girl must wear a blindfold for this same reason.

[–]radrler 3 points4 points ago

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But... women can't be pedophiles!

[–]nfiniteshade 15 points16 points ago

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I think the point of the comic is more for a laugh, but it is true that if a mother was showing nude baby pictures to someone, it would seem more appropriate than a father showing nude baby pictures.

This is not particularly important on its own, but it's a symptom of a larger issue of prejudice against men. It is seen as being much less acceptable for a man to be around young children, as a camp counselor, priest, teacher- at the very least, they aren't trusted to be alone around them. Their motives are always called into question, while no one would give a second thought about a woman being alone around children. This is truly a severe issue, as it is very important for children to have positive influences from both genders.

Sure, there might be more molestation cases involving men, but there are plenty involving women as well, and the point is the same as racism- even if a certain behavior is more common among members of a group (due to whatever reason), it's not acceptable to be prejudiced vs. any given member of a group.

[–]ForestForTheTrees 7 points8 points ago

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It also has a lot to do with society and the sexualization of young girls and it's negative connotation. Ex: Beauty pageants, very young models, the change in girls clothing in the past decade, etc. The sexualization of young boys is less prevalent. Didn't explain myself properly, but I'm at work pressed for time, but wanted to comment. Hopefully the drift is gotten.

[–]holysocks 50 points51 points ago

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vagina is internal, can't see from outside

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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Macro lens

[–]9bpm9 37 points38 points ago

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The Internet: Where you can be condescending without fear of getting punched in the face.

[–]Mattizzle 12 points13 points ago

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I'd say this IRL, given the correct opportunity.

[–]genemilder 3 points4 points ago

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Way to bring back all of my most embarassing picture-related memories. Thanks. I love reliving little naked boy with a parasol.

[–]YossarianPrime 3 points4 points ago*

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One time in a political science class I started a huge debate because I likened female genital mutilation in Africa to male circumcision. Every woman in the room defended circumcision as acceptable because of cultural norms about "cleanliness" while decrying that genital mutilation of women was sexual repression. The point I wanted to make regardless of any culturally accepted reason, genital mutilation is genital mutilation, and could be considered wrong. The amount of estragen I incurred that day was one the reasons I don't like most women now.

I don't know if this is entirely relevant, but that is what this comic brought to mind.

edit accidentally some letters

[–]kelsbar 122 points123 points ago*

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There are so many things that straight girls can do that (socially speaking) straight guys can't without getting tons of shit for it, mostly related to sex. Think about it.

  • Girls can be open about sexuality, and kiss other girls.

  • Girls can be more open about sex toys.

  • Girls can sip those delicious fruity cocktails with the cute little umbrellas in them.

  • Become cougars, while men just look creepy

  • Blame being a bitch on PMS

  • Wear makeup to cover any zits (I feel bad for men in this regard)

  • Wear thongs, high heels, and skirts - they're awesome, btw.

  • Ask for directions

And now:

  • Show people pictures of our naked kids in bathtubs while making it look cute

[edit] bad wording

[–]ojfrown 58 points59 points ago

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Fuck that shit - if I want a fruity cocktail I'll have a goddamn fruity cocktail. MEN'S RIGHTS!

[–]perpetual_motion 154 points155 points ago

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Girls also become "sluts" while guys become "players" or what have you.

[–]kelsbar 57 points58 points ago

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Of course, there are bad things about both sides. If we're trying to get pessimistic here, we also get pregnant, generally have lower paying jobs, can't pee while standing up, grow a beard, or shave our heads.

[–]duluter 43 points44 points ago

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Pee while standing up

Live the dream!

[–]ChadT84 32 points33 points ago

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Untangle Labia....Really?

[–]daddyodowd 14 points15 points ago

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I'm not quite sure how vaginas work, but judging by this article I assume it gets knotted up throughout the day as you walk around so you have to periodically untangle your labia to avoid friction burns.

[–]RoboGal 7 points8 points ago

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Though pregnancy is a little daunting to me (well, mostly childbirth), it's still something I hope to experience someday. I'm glad I can't grow a beard. While I sometimes wish I could shave my head for the low maintenance, I would regret not having nice, pretty hair.

But yeah, I'd love to make more money and pee standing up, those things would be awesome.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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And if you're going to be an optimist, you could say women less likely to become homeless, less likely to go to jail, less likely to be murdered or commit suicide, less likely to die without having kids, are treated nicer by strangers, are able to dress in more varied ways, and generally report having happier lives than men. and have boobs. and just wanna have fun.