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[–]karmazon 5 points6 points ago

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Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.

[–]Shredderxx 2 points3 points ago

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I see nothing wrong there

[–]dasbearjew 1 point2 points ago

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I was really hoping for it to be a picture of Chris Bosh!

[–]Killstorm 0 points1 point ago

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Im Christian and this made me legit laugh into tears.

[–]crmacjr 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't the use of an uzi just sheer laziness on his part?

[–]Sarke1 1 point2 points ago

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Not really, since it doesn't have a clip in it he'll have to imagine (or however he does it) the bullets into the firing chamber.

Maybe he's just giving his target some warning by pointing a gun at them before they're obliterated.

[–]Breadbucket 0 points1 point ago

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Raptor Jesus can open up doors.

[–]fuller44 0 points1 point ago

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WOW. It's actually the 7th picture on google...

[–]sabrinabuggy 0 points1 point ago

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It was number 9 for me

[–]pathway 0 points1 point ago

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This is somehow cross-posted to /r/facesitting.

[–]DanboSmitty -1 points0 points ago

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Its up to number 4 people lets make it number one!