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[–][deleted] 106 points107 points ago

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NSFW? How do YOU eat your fucking carrots?

[–]marten 33 points34 points ago

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Not at work, apparently.

[–]Freedomme 31 points32 points ago

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I try not to eat carrots when they're fucking.

[–]redditor_11 6 points7 points ago

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don't you mean waffles?

[–]kartoos 6 points7 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[–]BuriedLede 76 points77 points ago

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Vegan Facial

[–]Dispatcher9 8 points9 points ago

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nice.

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[–]TyIzaeL 5 points6 points ago

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Because it's not really relevant.

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[–]TyIzaeL 5 points6 points ago

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They aren't singing about veganism or "vegan facials". Through metaphor they seem to be comparing the human race to a collective moneyshot on the face of the earth which perpetuates itself and continues spreading.

Not relevant, IMO.

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[–]TyIzaeL 3 points4 points ago

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it's more about overpopulation

That's what I meant. They aren't bad. I like death metal myself.

[–]5erade 2 points3 points ago

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because that is terrifying and disturbing

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I think he ment the music quality.

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[–]inputmalfunction -1 points0 points ago

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No, he meant the awful music.

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[–]5erade 0 points1 point ago

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I meant the music is fucking awful, sorry but that is just annoying as hell.

[–]ZorbaTHut 4 points5 points ago

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Somehow this thread is a hundred times funnier without being able to see the responses.

[–]iticu 2 points3 points ago

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Ahaha that music is so shit.

edit; just realised that was kinda mean. sorry.

[–]Wrym 120 points121 points ago

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She seems to find it apeeling.

[–]captainmagictrousers 62 points63 points ago

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They must be making a stewkkake

[–]Umaro2k 19 points20 points ago

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Some girls prefer it in the veg instead of on the face.

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[–]pefyeah 6 points7 points ago

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Did you find that on a porn tubor something?

[–]jigs_up 13 points14 points ago

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Was a grate video.

[–]shmuffbub707 -3 points-2 points ago

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I prefer cucumber.

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[–]ISOCRACY 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you easter bunny... Bawk Bawk!

[–]aaronbot3000 9 points10 points ago

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Should have used white radishes for realism.

[–]Sysiphuslove 7 points8 points ago

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Especially the realistic burning eyepain.

[–]upstreamsalmon 1 point2 points ago

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you sound like you have experience

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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til that white radishes are shaped like that

[–]LevDub 39 points40 points ago

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Is that how Gingers cum?

[–]come_back_milkboy 7 points8 points ago

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At least she will have good night vision

[–]therocketflyer 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Sorry_Im_New_Here 0 points1 point ago

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Bugga!!!

[–]Fogge 13 points14 points ago

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These are Swedish university students from Stockholm. The full video is on Facebook somewhere.

[–]byttle 9 points10 points ago

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Only you know this.

[–]Fogge 16 points17 points ago

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Yes. Because they are friends of a friend of mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MAEziUO3-w

[–]6i9 0 points1 point ago

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It's also been featured on Tosh.0

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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You know what's great about this? Is that this is Dynamite.

As in: American Bukkake 8 - VERY NSFW

[–]afishinthewell 19 points20 points ago

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That just made me feel sad.

[–]aphexmandelbrot 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Then definitely don't watch her scene in Cocktails.

[–]fap2this 7 points8 points ago

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TIL drinking cream soda while watching porn is a terrible idea.

[–]katarr 4 points5 points ago

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Totally not replying to bookmark this for later.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Have you tried using RES ( Reddit Enhancement Suite)? It has the ability to save comments, stories, and the like for viewing later.

[–]katarr 24 points25 points ago

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I'm sorry, I don't listen to hip-hop.

[–]Ambitionlessness 1 point2 points ago

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When i opened the page I thought it was "American Bukkake X"

[–]Takingbackmemes 0 points1 point ago

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Alrighty then.

[–]longhaireddan 2 points3 points ago

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[–]sbsb27 4 points5 points ago

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Actually it is guys who make it a big deal.

[–]ask0 0 points1 point ago

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and the girls act it out..

[–]trixter192 2 points3 points ago

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I easily masturbated to this gif.

[–]timoleon 2 points3 points ago*

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Careful, you might develop a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog, and in the future, get sexually aroused by carrot salad.

[–]MedicMark86 2 points3 points ago

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They say carrots are great for your eyes

[–]PmEe 1 point2 points ago

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[–]zenwren 0 points1 point ago

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Even more disturbing than the original.

[–]kronkite 1 point2 points ago

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at least it's healthy for you

[–]agentace 2 points3 points ago

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I gave that bitch carrot shavings. Bitches love carrot shavings.

[–]Rebecca1208 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty damn bizarre, but I would find it hilarious.

[–]47toolate 0 points1 point ago

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ARRRGH!

[–]Sysiphuslove 0 points1 point ago

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That is incredible. Reddit love restored to 100%.

[–]Potatoguy123 0 points1 point ago

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I peel carrots with the best of humanity. These guys've got nothing on me.

[–]ChimpanzeeKnifeFight 0 points1 point ago

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i thought you'd be better at peeling potatoes to be honest.

[–]Potatoguy123 0 points1 point ago

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Who says I ain't?

[–]whambamthankyoumam 0 points1 point ago

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no homo....

[–]cytostream 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck is even going on here?

Reddit. Stop breaking my brain.

[–]GoldenGoat 0 points1 point ago

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Many a video may elicit a chuckle from me, but this one truly made me happy to be alive. Never has such a display of mankind's ingenuity been captured on film. I am proud to have witnessed a watershed moment in human history.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hell of a way to make some carrot soup

[–]Wednesdayayay 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gay_richter_scale -1 points0 points ago

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2.0

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[–]rampantdissonance 12 points13 points ago

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Everybody's downvoting you, but no one's explaining what you did wrong.

4 chan moves quickly and they don't archive their posts. Threads get that get posts get bumped to the top of the queue, and after a certain number of posts, they will stop getting bumped. People can reply, but it will keep going down until it hits the last in the queue and is lost. This means that a 4chan post will not last longer than a few hours. You linked to a picture on the forum.

What you should have done was uploaded it to imgur instead.

[–]noobidiot 8 points9 points ago

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You must be brand new to the internet.

[–]IHaveHerpes 4 points5 points ago

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linking a 4chan image?