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[–]Jymotion 6 points7 points ago

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the alaskan bull worm

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[–]Jymotion 0 points1 point ago

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can't take credit

*im sure he stole it from someone else too

[–]AdjectiveNounMan 3 points4 points ago

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TAKE EVERYTHING I OWN, JUST DON'T HARM ME

[–]highchaz[S] 1 point2 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[–]AdjectiveNounMan 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks! =D

[–]DStein88 1 point2 points ago

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That's a hairy snake.

[–]UtterCreep 0 points1 point ago

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Kebab-animal!

[–]ccm139 0 points1 point ago

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What is that?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ccm139 -1 points0 points ago

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LMAOO

[–]yogurt920 0 points1 point ago

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It's a furry meat slug.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Turd Beast demands an explanation.

[–]RunnerGabriel 0 points1 point ago

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My first though was of the worm god shai hulud. Now it is way to furry to work but again, first impression.

[–]luKrek 0 points1 point ago

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Should we get another (sub)reddit for OLD SHIT?

[–]justn6 0 points1 point ago

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Alpaca is not amused..