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[–]machineintel 11 points12 points ago

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"Warp speed, Mr. Sulu"

"Eye Sir"...throws frisbee

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 7 points8 points ago

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That is so Takei

[–]PokeyPenguin 20 points21 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit, the link sharing website that gets pissed off when you share links.

[–]Gungin 2 points3 points ago

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At least it didn't take 2 years?

[–]Sutibu 2 points3 points ago

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This is me not giving a flying fuck.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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HOLY SHIT SOMEONE SAW THIS PICTURE ON DIGG YEARS AGO! DOWNVOTE THIS SUBMISSION SO THAT OTHERS NEED NOT SUFFER THE HUMILIATION!

[–]heresybob 6 points7 points ago

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Well.. yeah.

[–]ironcoffin 0 points1 point ago

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I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS PICTURE YET! MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE SEES IT BECAUSE A FEW PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT YEARS AGO!

[–]ccm139 1 point2 points ago

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Wow how did you know that let alone dig that up,,, jesus you're a mental case,,

[–]Beanchilla 0 points1 point ago

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www.tineye.com <- IM SURE OF IT

[–]EthicalReasoning 1 point2 points ago

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wait, you mean to tell me DIGG is still around?

[–]heyitslep 0 points1 point ago

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187 karma points and rising!

[–]generalchaoz 1 point2 points ago

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No No No No!!!!

[–]heyitslep 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, check out the OP's history. All he does is repost shit for karma. He's the "Helen of HR, fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:" person.

[–]JeanNaRH 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mauriciopastrana 0 points1 point ago

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And then again on reddit, 4 months ago.

[–]PackPlaceHood 0 points1 point ago

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I just clicked a link on digg because you made me go there, BURN IN HELL.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 0 points1 point ago

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Suggested replacement title.

"This dog has been sad for two years!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No! You're giving it traffic!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The OP's submissions look like he saved a bunch of images off digg in 2008 in a folder and is just now submitting them in one steady stream of posts.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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O-M-G, awesome
Wait a minute, Google Search
From Digg huh? downvote

[–]GinNMiskatonics 1 point2 points ago

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Stop chewing on the tribbles!

[–]Phallics 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Lol33ta 1 point2 points ago

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I love Star Trek, Blue Heelers, and Bud. I approve of this picture.

[–]DoubleAcesHigh 1 point2 points ago

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I also love Star Trek and Blue Heelers. Don't really care for Bud, but the pic was taken on 11/22, which is my birthday. I approve of this picture.

[–]Mr_Repair_man_man_ 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]machoman13 1 point2 points ago

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[–]beegreen 1 point2 points ago

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USS ENTERPUP FTW

[–]PhotosyntheticDragon 1 point2 points ago

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It's so high up here, and the stars so clear, are they close enough? Will they hear me bark from here?

[–]daubergoat 0 points1 point ago

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Poor dead Laika.

[–]chuck_bass 3 points4 points ago

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... I'm just going to leave this here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCy75GI6M0o

[–]sumsarus 2 points3 points ago

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"Please dear Master, stop humiliating me, please!"

[–]3lementaru 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck that shit, there's karma to be made. Now put on this pumpkin suit, we're off to r/Halloween.

[–]Masterjee 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like he's about to drop the captains log.

[–]schoko84 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder how the core gets ejected in emergency situations... :D

[–]jamescagney 3 points4 points ago*

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Don't worry, you only need to eject the core (or detach the bridge) when the script reaches maximum crap level.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST DOG

[–]8bitOrca 0 points1 point ago

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Bud Light Beer to the rescue!

[–]jamescagney 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, that looks like the Enterprise from Star Trek II. My favorite design.

[–]biggestmexi 0 points1 point ago

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R

[–]Nerdlinger 0 points1 point ago

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And did I ever say I'd never play,
or fly toward the sun?

[–]briand559 0 points1 point ago

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Classic.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I know it's from 2008, but by now it feels older than the internet itself.

[–]MaximeMeretrax 0 points1 point ago

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I have a moral imperative to upvote this.

[–]johnwallis42 0 points1 point ago

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Don't be surprised when the poor little bugger bites you.

[–]LegoLegume 0 points1 point ago

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Captain Dog Luc Lickard of the USS Enterpaws

[–]joe4c 0 points1 point ago

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the dog it looking at me.. "please kill me".

[–]emptysoup 0 points1 point ago

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You call that a space dog? This is a space dog.

[–]JazzHands2011 0 points1 point ago

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Jeezus...everything I love about life in one picture. Love it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where does the shit go?

[–]assangeleakinglol 0 points1 point ago

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So that's the secret to space propulsion. Piss.

[–]KingOfGingers 0 points1 point ago

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DogFort has entered the Space Age.

[–]crackshot91 0 points1 point ago

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So it runs on water? AMAZING!

[–]BYoungNY 0 points1 point ago

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Stay. Staaaaay. Ok, engage! Engage!

[–]josh1123 0 points1 point ago

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You sir, you are a fake. You stole this picture from the facebook page "Bruce the Funny Dog"

[–]layout420 0 points1 point ago

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I showed my black friend at work, his response: white people (shakes his head)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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(Dog) "Please kill me".

[–]herpberp 0 points1 point ago

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This costume demeans us both.

[–]GiefDownvotesPlox 0 points1 point ago

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lol pls repost moar

[–]gnate 0 points1 point ago

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There's something not quite right about that deflector array.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I like the fake time stamp. Nice try Anheuser-Busch marketing team

[–]astrobear 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this dog.

[–]Setheck 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah! Spacedog!

[–]dandello 0 points1 point ago

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I love the smell of reposts in the morning. Especially when it has been on here so many times.

[–]Reaper_Harbinger 0 points1 point ago

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Spacedogs; useless, insufficient numbers.

[–]sariaslani 0 points1 point ago

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Make me laugh, great talent it shouldn't be waste.

[–]oN3xM 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Australian Cattle Dog.

[–]jdwilliams1973aa 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when you drink Bud Light, well actually no thinking about nothing happens when you drink Bud Light - the man was obviously a maniac

[–]bic_lighter 0 points1 point ago

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Beam me up Scotty!

[–]Plasmachild 0 points1 point ago

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How'd you get your dog to wear that?

[–]kilijan 0 points1 point ago

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Shields up Mr Woof

..

gets coat

[–]TheQuips -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST REPOST OLD ASS REPOST

[–]heresybob -1 points0 points ago

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Repost Dog.

[–]Dooch14 -1 points0 points ago

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he could probably fly through the woof with that